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Linkinbassist
05-02-2008, 08:26 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7380947.stm

What do we think?

PerpetualBurn
05-02-2008, 08:31 PM
I think his bumbling fool act is half a cleverly crafted image and half bumbling fool.

I think his highest office was something like shadow arts minister (correct me if I'm wrong) and so this is a stupidly big leap.

I think he'll make a hash of the whole thing, but it'll be ****ing hilarious and I look forward to it because I don't live in London and don't intend to.

peeted
05-02-2008, 08:40 PM
How? How can the people of londen elect a man who has said such things as

"The proposed ban on incitement to “religious hatred” make no sense unless it involves a ban on the Koran itself. "

"Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It's time for a rethink, and the Tory party - the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth - is where it's happening."

" I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap dancing, and other related and vital subjects."

"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."

etc.

He is funny, he is likeable, but that doesnt qualify you to be the mayor of london.

Der Übermensch
05-02-2008, 08:42 PM
How? How can the people of londen elect a man who has said such things as

"The proposed ban on incitement to “religious hatred” make no sense unless it involves a ban on the Koran itself. "

"Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It's time for a rethink, and the Tory party - the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth - is where it's happening."
" I don't see why people are so snooty about Channel 5. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap dancing, and other related and vital subjects."
"Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
etc.
He is funny, he is likeable, but that doesnt qualify you to be the mayor of london.

Well, #1 is irresponsible at the least, but #2 is spot on - as far as the legal drugs thing goes. Don't know about #3, but #4 is a pretty good thing to say. No more absurd that the Raving Loonies, and they won a number of elections back in the day, no?

Aaron
05-02-2008, 08:45 PM
"Lets get cracking tomorrow and let's have a drink tonight"

:lol:

I'd vote for him.

peeted
05-02-2008, 08:46 PM
Yea, the point is that he is a buffoon, it is acceptable to have a buffoon as some shadow minister who apers on have i got news for you etc, but i dont think a buffoon should occupy a position such as mayor of london.

Having said that i have to agree with pb that waching him **** the whole thing up will be hilarious.

Aaron
05-02-2008, 08:50 PM
It's his team that's important, not his speeches.

PerpetualBurn
05-02-2008, 08:53 PM
No more absurd that the Raving Loonies, and they won a number of elections back in the day, no?

They, on occasions, have won seats in elections. It's hardly the same thing at all.

dei
05-02-2008, 09:01 PM
You can't go wrong with a man named Boris.

Der Übermensch
05-02-2008, 09:05 PM
They, on occasions, have won seats in elections. It's hardly the same thing at all.

Well, they didn't have anything as big as Mayor of London, but my point is merely that parties have had some pretty crazy platforms, and someone obviously got behind it.

Aaron
05-02-2008, 09:07 PM
Google "Mark Latham" if you want crazy/awesome.

GurS
05-02-2008, 11:39 PM
Oh, joy... the greatest city in the world gets to be run by a ****ing joke for the next four years.

1338 h4x0r
05-03-2008, 12:16 AM
Oh, joy... the greatest city in the world gets to be run by a ****ing joke for the next four years.

You'll understand what Bush was like

PerpetualBurn
05-03-2008, 12:22 AM
Well, they didn't have anything as big as Mayor of London, but my point is merely that parties have had some pretty crazy platforms, and someone obviously got behind it.

No one would elect them in any place they could really make a difference though.

Futue te Ipsum
05-03-2008, 11:38 AM
You can't go wrong with a man named Boris.Yes, you really can.

We need Ian Hislop as mayor, tbh.

Linkinbassist
05-03-2008, 11:42 AM
I actually think he can make a difference.

I think he's shaped up and he's become less of an electoral liability. Lets see how this first year pans out...

2muchket!
05-03-2008, 11:52 AM
Well I dont live in London so the comedic value of him out weighs the negatives tbh

Futue te Ipsum
05-03-2008, 11:55 AM
Well I dont live in London so the comedic value of him out weighs the negatives tbhyeah it's not like london subsidises the rest of this country

oh wait :p

Linkinbassist
05-03-2008, 11:57 AM
yeah it's not like london subsidises the rest of this country

oh wait :p

he's gonna have to behave more like a politician, if you get me. I like his off-the-cuff sayings but i think he'll actually implement policy that will work. he's got a great vision, for an indecisive man...

fingers mccoy
05-03-2008, 12:04 PM
yeh this really sucks, i find it hard to agree with this guy on anything

Futue te Ipsum
05-03-2008, 12:08 PM
what does that have to do with london subsidising the rest of the uk? :p

deathscreamingsheep
05-03-2008, 12:47 PM
Ideally I would vote for a more Conservative inclined London mayor, but I just don't see that Boris has the experience for this job. Ken, whilst his actions are extremely dubious: his support for Cuba, his welcoming of radical islamic clerics who advocate killing homosexuals etc are extremely unsavoury, the fact remains that he has consistantly delivered with new schemes for example the introduction of the Oyster card, congestion charge, the beginnings of the infrastructure for the Olympics etc.

Tbh I'm more worried that the BNP managed to get enough votes to get one of the 25 seats on the General London Assembly.

Stevie II
05-03-2008, 12:48 PM
hurrah! people will regret this

totah
05-04-2008, 04:47 AM
No one would elect them in any place they could really make a difference though.

Here's how I see it:

Eight years ago Red Ken was elected and he made the busses run on thyme. Now that everything is slightly more hunky-dory than it was with the previous mayor (no idea who that was, but probably a Tory from Major's time), all that Londoners want is a politician for their mayor who isn't so serious as RK and they can have a good laugh at. If you're gonna have this whole ridiculous system, you may as well have it with funny guys.

And the funniest thing of it all? These elections saw a record turnout of voters, 45%. Talk about representative.

Curve
05-04-2008, 06:02 AM
I thought Ken was the first London mayor? I think the title of mayor or london is pretty new itself. But anyway Boris Johnson will probably manage to ruin quite a lot of what Ken has managed to do (he's in charge of £22 billion :( ), but Boris may get rid of the congestion charge so :thumb:

PerpetualBurn
05-04-2008, 07:19 AM
And the funniest thing of it all? These elections saw a record turnout of voters, 45%. Talk about representative.

Low turnouts don't necessarily indicate a failure of democracy.

Futue te Ipsum
05-04-2008, 10:43 AM
I thought Ken was the first London mayor? I think the title of mayor or london is pretty new itself. But anyway Boris Johnson will probably manage to ruin quite a lot of what Ken has managed to do (he's in charge of £22 billion :( ), but Boris may get rid of the congestion charge so :thumb:Speaking as somebody who spends a lot of time in central london:

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT REMOVING THAT CHARGE

Linkinbassist
05-04-2008, 11:44 AM
Speaking as somebody who spends a lot of time in central london:

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT REMOVING THAT CHARGE

he's not going to. He is, however, going to reform the payment system to a 'monthly tab' system...

totah
05-04-2008, 12:56 PM
Low turnouts don't necessarily indicate a failure of democracy.

No, they indicate that whoever is claiming to represent the will of the British people is actually representing the will of the people who voted for him, out of the total of 45%. Like, Labour is actually running on a mandate of 29% of the population, or something similar, because only 50% of the voting-capable population actually turned out to vote last general elections.

Speaking as somebody who spends a lot of time in central london:

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT REMOVING THAT CHARGE

Hear hear! He's not going to remove it, tories love traffic money. In the area my parents lived in the new tory council (at the time) took out most of the speed bumps and replaced them with speed cameras. Also they painted double yellows on practically every street in the borough. Some guy woke up to find a huge ticket in his windscreen and a yellow line that wasn't there yesterday, with two gaps where the painter went around his wheels.

siva_chair
05-05-2008, 05:40 AM
This guy sounds hilarious.

Untitled
05-05-2008, 06:21 AM
Speaking as somebody who spends a lot of time in central london:

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT REMOVING THAT CHARGE

Boris wont get rid of the congestion charge, they probably just wont implement the proposed £25 charge to "gaz guzzlers"

I do believe you are all forgeting on thing.

If Boris ****s this up, the torys have had it at the next election, so im sure Camaron will be watching over him like a hawk making sure he does say, or do anything too stupid.

He has a great personality though, and is funny, have to see how he does i guess.

Futue te Ipsum
05-05-2008, 06:33 AM
Boris wont get rid of the congestion charge, they probably just wont implement the proposed £25 charge to "gaz guzzlers"

I do believe you are all forgeting on thing.

If Boris ****s this up, the torys have had it at the next election, so im sure Camaron will be watching over him like a hawk making sure he does say, or do anything too stupid.

He has a great personality though, and is funny, have to see how he does i guess.come on, the election is basically theirs for the taking regardless.

Untitled
05-05-2008, 06:38 AM
come on, the election is basically theirs for the taking regardless.

Maybe so, but do you really think Camaron is going to willingly sit back and to let him do as he likes, when he may pose a problem?

Futue te Ipsum
05-05-2008, 06:45 AM
ken was allowed to :p

but I guess you're right. Not that I trust cameron either.

totah
05-05-2008, 01:14 PM
If nobody's noticed, the Labour and the Tories have been consistently switching every four terms, the first three terms being served by a "charismatic leader" and the last by some "servile half-breed". For examples of the latter see John Major and Gordon Brown. So in fourteen years' time we'll see who the Tories has to put up as their next "servile half-breed".

Not that it matters since they carry off exactly the same policies as the Opposition anyway.

PerpetualBurn
05-05-2008, 01:28 PM
No, they indicate that whoever is claiming to represent the will of the British people is actually representing the will of the people who voted for him, out of the total of 45%. Like, Labour is actually running on a mandate of 29% of the population, or something similar, because only 50% of the voting-capable population actually turned out to vote last general elections.

This isn't necessarily an indication of anything wrong with the voting system.

mph4ever
05-05-2008, 03:13 PM
at least they turned out to vote and their vote was considered to be valid and that whoever won did so on the basis of being the most popular person among those who wished to exercise their democratic right. i suspect it will be the same in the next british general election

(unlike fla, where 9 judges decided the will of the democracy):naughty:

anybody ever read the spectator? gives you a good insight to boris. hes a bright bloke but only 44 or so, nice to see some youth getting to a high office, pity it wouldn't happen in politics more. it might bring some innvovation and ideas from your generation more to the forefront instead of fossils like mccain or tokens like hilary and obama

Futue te Ipsum
05-05-2008, 04:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84CRGnfIilI&feature=related

this is what boris should stick to :p

PerpetualBurn
05-05-2008, 04:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

Boris Johnson's greatest moment.

totah
05-06-2008, 09:13 AM
This isn't necessarily an indication of anything wrong with the voting system.

If you mean the methods they use to gather and count votes; then you're right, it doesn't. However:

at least they turned out to vote and their vote was considered to be valid and that whoever won did so on the basis of being the most popular person among those who wished to exercise their democratic right.

So less than 50% of those who still clutch the centuries-old (in Britain anyway) idealism of representative democracy turn out to vote and you call it a good result? It should be a 100% voluntary turnout! Though I can see that's unfair 'cos there's always gonna be party-people and couch-potatos who can't be bothered. I'd be willing to acknowledge a 70% turnout, or any reasonable majority for that matter.

But less than half of the population wanted to vote, which means that either we have A LOT of party people and couch potatos, or people are simply fed up with this way of doing things and aren't bothering anymore. I know it's hard to let go of popular and established ideas (as demonstrated by Winnie the Pooh's unwillingness to let go of his balloon, even though it was rising quickly into the sky with him hanging from the string), but at least from you, Andy, I would have expected a firm grip on what's true.

The fact is that while in theory and elsewhere this system may have worked, in Britain it is not working because there is too much of what appears to be disillusionment and apathy for it to work. I don't know how it got this way, 'cos back in the day people would turn out in their dozens of millions to vote, but I can take a guess at what caused it.

PerpetualBurn
05-06-2008, 09:22 AM
Low turnouts at ballots don't mean anything by themselves.

It could be a very good sign.

totah
05-06-2008, 12:59 PM
You're being very vague in your posts, please detail it a bit for me.

'Cos as I see it, the main thing that these consistently low turnouts signify is a widespread unwillingness to participate in this representative parliamentarianism. What do you think they signify?

Smokey D
05-06-2008, 05:55 PM
Local body elections shouldn't be held to be representative of parliamentarianism.

PerpetualBurn
05-06-2008, 06:03 PM
That people don't turn up in record numbers to vote might just signify contentment.

Ganondorf
05-07-2008, 02:01 AM
Boris Johnson is a moron...black people are ''piccaninies'' with ''water melon smiles''...

"if gay marriage was OK - and I was uncertain on the issue - then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men, or indeed three men and a dog."


Idiots say the funniest things.

totah
05-08-2008, 12:29 PM
Local body elections shouldn't be held to be representative of parliamentarianism.

I was also referring to the last general elections in the UK when only 50% of the country turned out to vote.

That people don't turn up in record numbers to vote might just signify contentment.

It could signify a lot of things, if you take it like that. Seeing as we have (so far in this argument) no clue as to how most people feel about their lives (socially, financially, morally) then that's a pretty big, black, information hole to fill up with anything you might care to mention. Maybe 50% of the British population was too busy copulating last year to bother turning out to vote. Or maybe they were all playing a massive online game of CS but all the nerds missed out 'cos they were at the polling stations. All we do is either guess according to how we perceive reality, or we could reasonably speculate according to direct experience:

Most people I've seen in the places where I've been (whether living or visiting) in the UK were pretty poor, had to work loads and still rely on benefits to pay the rent. Most of them who I talked to about mainstream politics (though admittedly I don't talk to many people about it 'cos it's boring and irrelevant) expressed the general view that they don't give a damn and would rather talk about something else. They none of them seemed very happy and comfortable in their lives, at least not as happy and smiley as the people who walk around Golders Green and Knightsbridge and Isle of Dogs and Brighton and Edinburgh and mainstreet Leeds. So I applied my experience of the British working class (which isn't huge, but I presume it to be representative of most of the working class in the UK, which is the majority of the population) to this phenomenon of non-voter turnout.

"if gay marriage was OK - and I was uncertain on the issue - then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three men, as well as two men, or indeed three men and a dog."

Lawl. That's reasoning for a politician.

PerpetualBurn
05-08-2008, 01:36 PM
It could signify a lot of things, if you take it like that.

Yeah, that's exactly why you shouldn't get fixated on a single statistic like that.

And I'm glad you're so much more in tune with the common man than me. Obviously I've lived too much of a life of luxury...

mph4ever
05-08-2008, 01:37 PM
So less than 50% of those who still clutch the centuries-old (in Britain anyway) idealism of representative democracy turn out to vote and you call it a good result?

never said it was a good result. i said it was a result indicative of the will of the people who bothered to turn out. for london, knowing it as i do, i would have said that close on 50% was good.


It should be a 100% voluntary turnout! Though I can see that's unfair 'cos there's always gonna be party-people and couch-potatos who can't be bothered. I'd be willing to acknowledge a 70% turnout, or any reasonable majority for that matter.

are you suggesting that a percentage turnout should make a vote valid or not?

less than half of the population[/I] wanted to vote, which means that either we have A LOT of party people and couch potatos, or people are simply fed up with this way of doing things and aren't bothering anymore. I know it's hard to let go of popular and established ideas (as demonstrated by Winnie the Pooh's unwillingness to let go of his balloon, even though it was rising quickly into the sky with him hanging from the string), but at least from you, Andy, I would have expected a firm grip on what's true.

The fact is that while in theory and elsewhere this system may have worked, in Britain it is not working because there is too much of what appears to be disillusionment and apathy for it to work. I don't know how it got this way, 'cos back in the day people would turn out in their dozens of millions to vote, but I can take a guess at what caused it.
some people have become immune to the pressures of democracy. i am sure they don't even understand what it means to have a democratic right. the focus of media is on the few and as such people feel that their opinion does not count. also, if the press suggest that a politician has the popular vote and that the policies are in line with your prinicples, then you might as well stay at home because everyone else is going to vote them in anyway.

maybe only 50% voted but perhaps the vote is representative of more than 50% of the population. like any poll, we can extrapolate the results. the winner still wins.

totah
05-10-2008, 10:39 AM
And you don't see a problem with someone claiming to represent the will of the majority when most of the people didn't vote for her?

PerpetualBurn
05-10-2008, 12:35 PM
Abstaining is a legitimate voting option.

fingers mccoy
05-10-2008, 03:22 PM
thank god someone said it

mph4ever
05-10-2008, 03:45 PM
And you don't see a problem with someone claiming to represent the will of the majority when most of the people didn't vote for her?

in that particular scenario i can only think of one example and you will find that she is a he, the year 2000, the state florida and of course, the slimebag was georgie bush


Abstaining is a legitimate voting option.

abstaining is also a legitimate way of staying sober

being an anarchist i say fu'ck the vote, doesn't stop me talking about it though

PerpetualBurn
05-10-2008, 04:48 PM
I'm not trying to stop you talking about it.

mph4ever
05-10-2008, 05:22 PM
i know that

Futue te Ipsum
05-10-2008, 06:59 PM
being an anarchist i say fu'ck the vote, doesn't stop me talking about it thoughthat'll get things changed man

fight the power

mph4ever
05-10-2008, 07:32 PM
that'll get things changed man

fight the power

i'm not sure understand. who cares. same government, different politician.

i don't vote, not because the candidates happen to be idiots, more because i don't believe in it. i have figured out how to live alongside, theres way too many sheep to try and change it

once again, fu'ck the vote

Smokey D
05-10-2008, 09:34 PM
Ngh, just because we don't want to abolish liberal democracy doesn't mean we are sheep. There are plenty of reasons for maintaining parliamentary democracy and there are plenty of ways to reform it without abolishing it.

mph4ever
05-11-2008, 04:03 AM
liberal democracy? i am sure they exist but i just can't think where. are there many of them around? i know democracy exists in a few places, but liberal ones, thats a toughie.

Smokey D
05-11-2008, 07:37 AM
A liberal democracy is one which recognises the value of individuals simply because they are individuals and doesn't add other requirements for political value.

PerpetualBurn
05-11-2008, 07:37 AM
I don't think you understand what "liberal democracy" means.

totah
05-11-2008, 09:09 AM
Abstaining is a legitimate voting option.

For sure. I wasn't arguing against abstaining. I was just thinking that in a system of government in which the responsibility to govern our own lives can be voluntarily handed over to a politician (this is what I see voting as), and up until recently was willingly given as part of the social contract, what should happen when the majority of people decide not to give their consent to be governed?

A liberal democracy is one which recognises the value of individuals simply because they are individuals and doesn't add other requirements for political value.

Assuming that means it also recognises the importance of individual health and happiness to the overall health and happiness of the rest of society, then it is incompatible with a capitalist economic structure which creates inequality in bucketloads.

PerpetualBurn
05-11-2008, 09:17 AM
For sure. I wasn't arguing against abstaining. I was just thinking that in a system of government in which the responsibility to govern our own lives can be voluntarily handed over to a politician (this is what I see voting as), and up until recently was willingly given as part of the social contract, what should happen when the majority of people decide not to give their consent to be governed?


Abstaining to vote is not withdrawal of consent to be governed. At all. Not even slightly.

Smokey D
05-11-2008, 09:24 AM
Assuming that means it also recognises the importance of individual health and happiness to the overall health and happiness of the rest of society, then it is incompatible with a capitalist economic structure which creates inequality in bucketloads.

No, there's nothing automatic about that.

And I don't think you should recognise a right to happiness. All you can recognise is a right to pursue happiness.

And also, withdrawing consent to be governed, I would think, requires that you actively say you don't want to be governed. But consent models of government are pretty silly really.

totah
05-13-2008, 11:37 AM
No, there's nothing automatic about that.

What do you mean, automatic? You've lost me in one post. :p

And I don't think you should recognise a right to happiness. All you can recognise is a right to pursue happiness.

Definitely. Happiness is nothing without the struggle towards it.

And also, withdrawing consent to be governed, I would think, requires that you actively say you don't want to be governed. But consent models of government are pretty silly really.

Why are they silly? Isn't government, very essentially, a social contract (between governor and governed)? And isn't a contract a mutual agreement (ie. not based in coercion or obedience)?

Abstaining to vote is not withdrawal of consent to be governed. At all. Not even slightly.

Within a dictatorial system declaring your autonomy from the government would seem the reasonable thing to do if you considered yourself ungovernable. But within a democratic voting system surely abstaining from a vote could very well mean that (as well as what you mentioned)?

PerpetualBurn
05-13-2008, 11:46 AM
No.

Declaring that you do not wish to be governed would be removing your consent (not that that would really have any effect unless you had many people with you).

Not voting is not voting.

It isn't saying that you do not recognise the government's right to govern.

Volumnius Flush
05-13-2008, 03:56 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7380947.stm

What do we think?

I think the Boris's have it. If your name is Boris, go into politics.

Smokey D
05-13-2008, 09:07 PM
What do you mean, automatic? You've lost me in one post. :p

I mean that given parliamentary democracy, it doesn't follow that there will necessarily be a decline in happiness and health.

Definitely. Happiness is nothing without the struggle towards it.

That wasn't really my point. I'm more talking about the fact that a right to happiness creates a duty in both the government and citizens to make other people happy, which is totally infeasible, whereas a right to pursue happiness just prevents people from putting any restrictions on it.

Why are they silly? Isn't government, very essentially, a social contract (between governor and governed)? And isn't a contract a mutual agreement (ie. not based in coercion or obedience)?

No, social contracts are a lie. We don't contract to be governed and it's a mystification that confuses the purpose and nature of government to pretend we do. The purpose of government is to expedite process whereby the will of the majority is realised and to protect the rights of individuals against individuals who would prey on them. It has nothing to do with consent.

Within a dictatorial system declaring your autonomy from the government would seem the reasonable thing to do if you considered yourself ungovernable. But within a democratic voting system surely abstaining from a vote could very well mean that (as well as what you mentioned)?

Well it could, but it could also signify a whole lot of other things. There are far more obvious ways to signify the retraction of your consent, although I don't think the government is under any obligation to listen to you if the rest of society still favours government.