ITT we invent premises for new Will Ferrell movies

[EightMilesHigh]

How about

FACTORYMAN: THE BALLAD OF A THIRD-WORLD CHILD LABORER

quote from trailer

Will Ferrell: HOW ABOUT SOME FRICKIN' AIR CONDITIONING! GOD! IT'S LIKE A FRICKIN' OVEN IN HERE!

cuts to factory owner, played in a cameo part by David Carradine, shaking his head

/insert theme song by Journey

[adb]

Will Ferrell is a hockey player that finds out he's incredible at playing golf, so he makes money winning tournaments to save his grandma's house from being auctioned off.
Oh wait..

[descendents1]

That's not a good joke. It would be a good joke if you used a movie that actually had Ferrell in it.

Edit: Try again I think with this new knowledge I've given you that you can create a much better joke. Try using the premise for Blades of Glory.

[thedeadwalk!]

Navigating Earth's Nether Regions: Getting by with Jackson Howell

Will plays survival expert Jackson Howell as he explores Earth's most exotic locations, and charms their women.


Howell: Oh, look! A jag-u-ar! They're endangered, which means their pissed. If you see one, never break eye contact. And I cannot stress this enough! <turns to camera> Never break eye con...Ahhhhhh!

Show credits, cut to wide shot of Howell running:

Howell: Run in a zig zag, it'll confuse 'em! <he gets pounced by the jaguar>

[adb]

That's not a good joke. It would be a good joke if you used a movie that actually had Ferrell in it.

Edit: Try again I think with this new knowledge I've given you that you can create a much better joke. Try using the premise for Blades of Glory.

I was gonna use a premise from a Will Ferrell movie, one problem though. I've never seen one.

[EinzingerIsGod]

Uh oh....cool kid

[niobium]

will ferrell does indeed make motion pictures

[Jonny]

How about a film where he plays some kind of sports star, and ends up competing for the championship and a girl against some other sports star played by Vince Vaughn or someone. And hilarity ensues. Or not. It'll still sell.

[Crapdragoon]

Will Ferrell is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or something.

[JumpTheF**kUp]

Animal Rescue: We Rescue Animals

[McP3000]

Ferrellcore Metal: We Aren't The Romans

[Incognito]

Human Resources: The Legacy Of Rob Chesterfield

Will plays an HR worker who is sexist and constantly sexually harasses female co-workers (oh, the irony!). He meets his match when his employer hires a new hot, young and ambitious female HR worker that Will constantly tries to woo and eventually learns the wrongs of his ways throughout the film.

*Will walks up to new HR lady making a coffee*

Will: Hey, we're outta cream, but if you give me a hand I'm sure I can find a nice warm substitute for you.

*HR lady proceeds to use pepper spray Will's face and leaves*

Will: YAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH AH HAAAAHAAAAAAAAGRRRRRAHHHHHHH By the gaze of Medusa that woman is a cold-hearted BITCH!

[descendents1]

http://www.jokeroo.com/funnyvideos/crazy_boss.html

[Mr. Ron]

I love will, he just gets casted into such terrible gimmicks.

[niobium]

i think will has enough say into what movies he does

[Jonny]

I don't think he has much choice seeing as can only play the one character (except in Stranger Than Fiction- which was pretty good)/

[Ghoul Hustler]

i don't care what anybody says Ferrel is hilarious. I've watched Blades of Glory twice in the last week :V

[Jacaranda]

wow.

[Iscariot]

I was gonna use a premise from a Will Ferrell movie, one problem though. I've never seen one.

yeah right

[adb]

unless you count SNL, nope I've never seen a Ferrell movie.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/

I don't like movies, and as such very rarely seen them.

[Iscariot]

"i don't like movies"

aren't you just a budding intellectual

[static]

Then why the **** are you posting here?

[Iscariot]

i was wondering that as well

[static]

Kids these days...

[Aficionado]

Anchorman was pretty good, it has some great moments.

[static]

I am a fan of Anchorman.

[Iscariot]

zoolander is good'ish too

good enough that i spent $15 on it

[thedeadwalk!]

Zoolander is not a Will Farrell movie. He's just in it.

[Iscariot]

he's a main character so it counts

[thedeadwalk!]

He's not the star, so it's not his.

[Iscariot]

he was more important than owen wilson and equally as important as ben stiller so it counts

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Zoolander was good

I liked Anchorman

[EightMilesHigh]

zoolander is good'ish too

good enough that i spent $15 on it

I f'ucking love Zoolander. I've seen it more times than any person should in the years since it's release, I should probably just buy the DVD.

will ferrell does indeed make motion pictures

I believe they're called "talkies" these days.

[iarescientists]

anchorman was so awesome

[Detective Dan]

Old School to this day, is still his best movie

[Meatplow]

Will Ferrell plays bumbling lawyer Johnny Cox, a city slicker long out of water defending his cousin who has been falsely accused of murder much to the ire of a stoney eyed judge played by Morgan Freeman.

[Spiritofmosa]

hahaha Will Ferrell is amazing

[Danger Bird]

I don't think he has much choice seeing as can only play the one character (except in Stranger Than Fiction- which was pretty good)/

are you kidding?

"omg you've never had a FRESH BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE?"

[Mr. Ron]

I can watch anchorman over and over and have it never become old.

[planewreck]

I never really liked Anchorman. I try to enjoy it but I can't.

[Aficionado]

I can watch anchorman over and over and have it never become old.

yeah actually this is really true

its one of the few movies that I can watch over and over again an the novelty wouldn't wear off.

[Surtr]

he was more important than owen wilson and equally as important as ben stiller so it counts

Wait, who the **** does he play?

I remember,

Ben Stiller - Zoolander
Owen Wilson - Hansel
The old guy - Something to do with balls I think
And the girl....

Who the **** else is there?

Maybe I've just been lacking my Zoolander as of late. No, I've definitely been lacking my Zoolander.

[Erratic]

Wait, who the **** does he play?

I remember,

Ben Stiller - Zoolander
Owen Wilson - Hansel
The old guy - Something to do with balls I think
And the girl....

Who the **** else is there?

Maybe I've just been lacking my Zoolander as of late. No, I've definitely been lacking my Zoolander.

The bad guy. What's his name.

[thedeadwalk!]

Mugatu.

[Interviewer/surveyer]

Mugatu.

yeah, and he's NOT as important as Zoolander, or Hansel, or Ballstein.

[JumpTheF**kUp]

I've never seen Zoolander because it looks terrible.

And Will Ferrel would be bearable if everyone didn't think he was some sort of Christ-like figure of comedy.

[Dimmu Burger]

Zoolander is amazing. I didn't want to see it for the same reasons, but I did and its just hilarious.

[Bordello]

zoolander isn't that good sorry guys i am the authority on such things

[Danger Bird]

Yeah Zoolander is totally mediocre. Anchorman just flat out sucks.

[Jawaharal]

*cough* *cough* daddy... i have the black lung =(

[ThePatient]

*cough* *cough* daddy... i have the black lung =(

Zoolander is probably one of my favorite comedies.

Old School and Anchorman will always hold a special place in my heart, I never get tired of them.

[Big Baby Jesus]

"Puppy Love"

Will Farrell falls in love with a girl.... But it turn out to be...a golden retriever.. or something.

Wait.... DAMN YOU AWESOM-O!!

Ok. How about this

8 Seconds

"Blake Conner is a one eyed alcoholic in a fun way Bull rider (the best in the world) who suffers from premature ejaculation. We can make an entire movie out of that double entendre (as well as a joke involving his nickname being "The One Eyed Monster"). Ok, now stick in an out of his league chick that he somehow manages to bang. Throw in Ben Stiller, Rip Torn, a life altering conflict that takes exactly 27 minutes to solve (including the Premature ejaculation problem so we can milk a couple more jokes out of that) and we have our new number 1 Box Office hit."

[Big Baby Jesus]

Will Farrell is a blind man who starts selling drugs to freebasers. He's about to find out that life isn't all it's Cracked up to be. aka this a double post, delete.

EDIT: You can say what you want, but someone is pitching the Bull riding thing to Will Farrell as we speak.

[static]

fail.

[Mr. Pickle]

big time.