i'm drunk and got called into work

[Meatplow]

i siad okay i'll come in

discuss ways i could die

edit- kfc

[Anglachel]

you work at kfc?

your going to make a drunken rascist comment to an ordering black guy

[Meatplow]

no no i'm too ugly to serve they shove me up the back to cook

np -iggy pop lust for life

[bradc1988]

lol you know that ad where they're like "I'm one of the cooks here, and every KFC has one"? The woman who says that is a casual teacher at the high school I went to so it's all lies.

KFC is feeding us propaganda with our tasty chicken wraps.

[Anglachel]

you're going to poison some ****** and theyll call rascist and shoot you

[madeyadams]

edit- kfc

[Meatplow]

edit- madey adams ilu >3

[badtaste]

Mmm, chicken.

[Meatplow]

badtaste choking my chicken ftw

[madeyadams]

edit- madey adams ilu >3

that's awesome!

[Meatplow]

we have a common opinion!

>3 you

[badtaste]

badtaste choking my chicken ftw

I'll choke your... oh wait, that's what you're saying.

[adb]

death by gravy waterfall

[sexymuffin]

how good are the kfc fries

seriously

[bradc1988]

Only with copious amounts of chicken salt.

Or gravy.

[guitrguy]

tell them you are drunk

[sexymuffin]

Only with copious amounts of chicken salt.

Or gravy.

what

no the kfc fries are best hot and plain

MAYBE something to dip the occasional fry in, but they are seasoned perfectly

[bradc1988]

Yeah they used to be like that a few years ago but now over here they taste like balls without a heap of chicken salt or being dipped in the delicious gravy.

Or perhaps my local kfc just sucks.

[badtaste]

KFC *chips*

[sexymuffin]

Or perhaps my local kfc just sucks.

this probably

[Alfyy]

Brad, you're local KFC just sucks, because everywhere else they are delicious.

[sexymuffin]

srsly kfc fries are dominant

[Brad Norris Fan 777]

hes gonna fall into a fryer, but itll be cool cause then hell be brutalized just like the chicken they serve at kfc!

[pulseczar]

how anyone can stand working at kfc is beyond me

[adb]

whats ur job

[pulseczar]

my job is minding my own ****ing business maybe you should apply there

[Alfyy]

yeah but whats ur job

[adb]

I'm over-qualified for that thx neways

[pulseczar]

you get a dental plan n stuff its pretty sweet

[Brad Norris Fan 777]

nice

my jobs better though

[adb]

WHATS UR JOB

[Brad Norris Fan 777]

gardening

[pulseczar]

are you talking to me?

[JumpTheF**kUp]

surely the fact that he's drunk at 2pm is more worrying than the fact that he has to work while inebriated

[DanD]

i don't think that i eat at KFC nearly enough

[adb]

are you talking to me?

uhh yeah

[Brad Norris Fan 777]

i don't think that i eat at KFC nearly enough

you shouldnt eat that **** period, they treat their chickens soooo poorly

[adb]

http://signgenerator.peta2.com/SignCache/e07f3a79-ab5d-4c46-8228-a20b08b9353c.jpg

[Brad Norris Fan 777]

n_n

[pulseczar]

uhh yeah

oh, ok. just making sure.

[adb]

4 reel wats ur job

[pulseczar]

idk my bff jill

[adb]

what about jill

[Brad Norris Fan 777]

idk my bff trill

[pulseczar]

jill put harlem on the map idk

[Brad Norris Fan 777]

jill flies high, no lie

[adb]

quit yankin my chain k

[Brad Norris Fan 777]

no for real bitch is ballin

[adb]

do u know Chad Warden?

[Brad Norris Fan 777]

do you know chad smith?

[adb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiHr1tuj5to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ifA12TbQfQ&feature=related

[pulseczar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiHr1tuj5to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ifA12TbQfQ&feature=related

rofl im surprised at how funny that was considering your innumerable epic failures in the you laugh you lose thread

[fingers mccoy]

lol innumerable

[Panopticon]

do you know chad smith?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h9Nr6kJMvUk&feature=related

[Meatplow]

It wore off pretty quick and I had one of the best shifts i've ever had. This was not attributed to alcohol abuse however kids stay in school

surely the fact that he's drunk at 2pm is more worrying than the fact that he has to work while inebriated

I usually wouldn't do this (despite the fact I did it two days ago for anzac day but hey thats different I had a manufactured excuse!) but I got a free bottle of scotch last night and it was my day off. I went to work for the lulz plus I could do with some money.

[DemonicRubberDucky]

tell them you are drunk

He would, but i wouldn't suppose KFC is the kinda job you'd abstain going to drunk :lol:






Kentucky Fried Cruelty

[Meatplow]

the managers turn up stoned all the time its not like they'd care really

[Aficionado]

thats pretty bad ***

[Special Brew]

i live in the town where the first ever kfc is

[Panopticon]

im sorry to hear that.

kfc sucks

[badtaste]

meatplow, destroyer of chicken souls.

[Meatplow]

those chicken died so we can throw bits of them at each other when we are supposed to be working its for a good cause

[guitrguy]

popeyes slays kfc

[ImusInTheMorning]

those chicken died so we can throw bits of them at each other when we are supposed to be working its for a good causelol i liked learning that you work at kfc then watching your avatar dance