how often do you shoplift?

[pulseczar]

and don't say never because i'll know you're lying

[Mr. Ron]

Once or twice I believe.

[Voyage34]

never

[samariah]

3x a day

[samariah]

breakfast lunch dinner

[Agr1m]

i shoplifted some cold medicine once for my friend because he wanted to get f'ed up and he was too much of a vagina to do it himself

[samariah]

so you were an omnibus enough to do it for him

[Ghoul Hustler]

I never have

[pulseczar]

never

I never have

never believe anything these two jokers say again

[Meatplow]

Me and a ginger kid stole all these golf tees and shi' from a golf store once.

[Voyage34]

never believe anything these two jokers say again

i once stole a joker

[pulseczar]

did you douse yourself with holy water in case the ginger bit you

[samariah]

i like my oatmeal congealed

[madeyadams]

One time I stole chapstick from the grocery store when I was 11.

[samariah]

so madey now that we are facebook friends can we be mx friends im not kidding

[Meatplow]

did you douse yourself with holy water in case the ginger bit you

nope

the guy caught and asked our address and the ginger **** blamed it all on me and gave my address

[sexymuffin]

i've stolen a couple things but i don't really like stealing

[Mother]

I used to do it often (weekly) a few years ago, but not anymore.

[Charlie Daniels]

I haven't shoplifted, the only items I'd consider stealing are the kinds of things impossible to conceal discreetly.

What I'm guilty of burgularising contruction sites :-(!

[comm]

I steal condoms and lighters regularly. Because, well, they are pointless to pay for because they are so cheap and they are small enough to stick in a pocket.

And if you have a lighter in your pocket that you stole, how can they prove you didn't buy it somewhere else?

[comm]

hey comm you stole me and plexis old avatar so i brought it back, bitch

i used to steal now i dont cuz im smart

plex stole it from me

[A Dead Modernist]

i don't steal

[Ellx]

I'd probably shoplift but I'm too much of an omnibus to actually do it

[pulseczar]

i don't steal

well yeah now that youre 18 you can just buy pornography

[bradc1988]

I've never stolen anything physical, but I steal software/movies all the time.

[Charlie Daniels]

plex stole it from me

No, I made it myself. :-|

[Charlie Daniels]

i made it myself. i wish i still had the Charlie Manson account I loaned you :-/

[iarescientists]

does eating food from the burger king i work at without paying count as stealing

[sexymuffin]

does eating food from the burger king i work at without paying count as stealing

to burger king: yes

to any reasonable person who has ever cooked food for money before: hell no. they're ****ing you over with the money they pay you anyways, so eat as well as you want until you get fired.

[iarescientists]

yeah only the manager cares but i rarely work with them, the shift leaders don't really give a **** so i eat all the time and i don't feel very healthy :(

[Ghoul Hustler]

to burger king: yes

to any reasonable person who has ever cooked food for money before: hell no. they're ****ing you over with the money they pay you anyways, so eat as well as you want until you get fired.

uhhhhh

[DanD]

I've stolen a bit back in the day, but now I really don't like stealing.

[Zmev]

Junior year of high school yes.

Now no.

[pulseczar]

dand i was just about to bump this thread. you shoplifted my short term goals mother****er

[Brad Norris Fan 777]

over 9000

[adb]

yeah only the manager cares but i rarely work with them, the shift leaders don't really give a **** so i eat all the time and i don't feel very healthy :(

Yeah I'm like this minus the bk and the I don't feel very healthy part.

[Alfyy]

aipi steals food just so she has enough to survive

[Spiney_Norman]

I steal pint glasses all the time from bars and pubs, and occasionally food from Tescos when I'm drunk and forget to pay for it.

[Wish]

I've stolen a few pint glasses. Other than that it's pretty much never.

[Nadinus]

I had my phase at about 10/11. Was just like, trinkets from claires accessories, and sweets from newsagents. I stopped fairly quickly, then started again when I was about 14. Then it was like, underwear and stockings and stuff. The worst I ever stole was a corset worth about £40. I feel really bad about it all now ):

[aipi]

I've stolen a few pint glasses. Other than that it's pretty much never.

Wish why did my post just disappear? Why?!?!?!1


I had nothing to do with it. Couldn't tell you :(

[Pop music sucks]

When I was a little kid I'd just change the location of objects.

Like I'd take a small handful of pisatchios and unsuspectingly toss them at passing individuals. Or if I notice that there's people that are completely oblivious, I'd set a pistachio underneath their feet as they're stretching to reach something. Once they come down they crack the pisatchio and freak out.

But taking it out of the store, I have not.

[Surgicalgod]

i stole gum one time when i was 9ish thats about it tbh.

[Pastorius]

i used to steal porn when i was doing my paper round

people for some reason would leave porno mags on the bottom shelves, so i used to lay out the papers getting ready to sort them into the right order, then just slip a porno mag that had been left down there into one of the papers and take it out on the round

[Wish]

i used to steal porn when i was doing my paper round
Oh yeah, I've done this well.

[Axe]

I used to regularly shoplift when I was a kid, but these days I can afford food and stuff.

[sweboy]

I care.

[Panopticon]

i stole tic tacs from walmart.

[Special Brew]

i used to like every day but then i got in a few arrests and if i get caught again i get to go to jail for six months

im chill now just like things for friends or maybe some food every now and then if i have no money i stole a saosin cd the other day cause my bro wanted it

stealing is bad and it harms people more than you realize so i am trying to quit but im just a bad apple :(

i was into much bigger shi than common petty theft though

[DemonicRubberDucky]

I'd probably shoplift but I'm too much of an omnibus to actually do it

This.

[MC WhiteBoi]

ahaha hells yeh but u gotta know how to do it rite or u get busted

[Jonny]

/Fwds thread address to the FBI.

[Stevie II]

whenever the dealers naggin me

[Special Brew]

ahaha hells yeh but u gotta know how to do it rite or u get busted

um im probably better at it than any of you tbh

[MC WhiteBoi]

um im probably better at it than any of you tbh

yeah you a bad *** rite u a klepto thief now i know who not to let in my house fool

[Panopticon]

um im probably better at it than any of you tbh

share your secrets plz

[MC WhiteBoi]

share your secrets plz

ok here is what you do grab shi u want and stick it down yo pants and then run like hell ahahaha you big dummy go on do it u know u want to dont worry about dem cameras see they cant identify you or nothin rite

[pulseczar]

mc whiteboi droppin ill science once more

[dei]

I stole a packet of Starbursts when I was a little kid but then my mom made me take it back and I cried because I thought I was going to be arrested and thrown in prison.

[DanD]

one time at the grocery store they had a like a miniature wishing well that people through a ton of change into and I had filled my pockets with money.

when I got into the car with my mom I showed her all of the mulah that I had accumulated and thought she would be happy because it would pay for my birthday cake.

Well she was not happy. She made me walk back in and dump out all of the change back into the well. Everyone was just staring at me. Judging me. Looking down on me. It was horrid.

[dei]

Mothers can be pretty mean. But then they do things for you to make it up, like cook your favourite meal or something. Hooray for mothers!

[beso negro]

only once a week

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

about every time I go to Jewel (it's a midwest chain grocery store)

[The Stig]

I haven't ever shoplifted. Never saw the point nor did I need to.

[DanD]

about every time I go to Jewel (it's a midwest chain grocery store)

psh Dominicks homie

[dei]

I haven't ever shoplifted. Never saw the point nor did I need to.

You Southerners are always stealing our money.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

lol dominicks

i worked for jewel for awhile, so I know the ins and outs of it and it's really easy to steal just about anything there.

[The Stig]

You Southerners are always stealing our money.

Ugh....Don't call me a southerner (I was born in California if that says anything).

[silicon71]

Extremely rarely

[Meatplow]

To be honest once I tried to lift a shop but i'm simply not strong enough.

[<3<3<3]

only on the interbutts, and pretty often

[bebubly]

i don't but i did a bit when i was a lot younger.

[Surtr]

I'm awful at it.

I can in no way do it with other people right there around me.

Though I can take stuff while talking to someone that works there fairly easy. I got a guy to open a case for me just so I could check something out and I got him going on about it and all this and I was listening and nodding and stuff and asking all the stupid questions and I just randomly grabbed a handful of pellet gun darts (I was talking to him about a pellet hand gun lol) and he didn't even notice as I slipped them into my pocket.

[MC WhiteBoi]

dat is how you do it you get your boys to talk to the chinaman who run the store about stupid shi and make sure his wife ain't there at the booth watchin then stick the bottles of gin in yo jacket and walk out the side door and then u set fo the weekend

[aipi]

I never stole anything, not that i remember anyway.

[dei]

You probably steal all the time, you third world piece of cunt.

[aipi]

**** off dei, i thought i told you not to talk to me, go back to 'your' thread

And yeah i have the decency not to steal things, even living in this third world piece of something.

[DanD]

lol dominicks

i worked for jewel for awhile, so I know the ins and outs of it and it's really easy to steal just about anything there.

yeah i guess jewel is cool


if your in the middle or lower class lol

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

well maybe

but dominicks is for extremely old people though lol

[dei]

I'll post where I want, when I want. OK?

Stealing because you are against it and stealing because there's nothing to steal are hardly the same thing. I bet if you lived in a nice place you would steal everything all the time. Ugh, I hate people like you.

[Ando!]

I think i stole something once maybe but I don't remember what and it was nothing big

[LaidToRest329]

I steal food at school daily

[DanD]

well maybe

but dominicks is for extremely old people though lol

psh whatever

i've been to some pretty ballin Dominicks

[malaise]

I stole some Clear Eyes when I was high one time but that's it I think.

[Vulturous]

was it a rush??

[malaise]

wha

[ImusInTheMorning]

I give away free food at work on almost a daily basis.

Last night I fed 6 friends for free. It would have been like a $50 order at least.

[A Dead Modernist]

~*i know a boy who stole my heart*~