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tablespoonful
04-11-2008, 03:48 AM
Back in about 1993-4 I took an empty coke can and urinated in it. My grandmother was over to visit and I set it down on the kitchen counter and when she came in I told her to take a swig of it and she did and accused me of trying to poison her.
tablespoonful
04-11-2008, 03:51 AM
Has anyone else done something this bold or am I a lone star.
Meatplow
04-11-2008, 03:57 AM
I used to play tricks on family but nothing involving bodily fluids.
tablespoonful
04-11-2008, 03:58 AM
My grandmother thought it was cleaning fluid.
that is actually really funny, i only wish it was true
thunderzstruck
04-11-2008, 06:54 AM
nice
TimJim
04-11-2008, 08:28 AM
Back in about 1993-4 I took an empty coke can and urinated in it. My grandmother was over to visit and I set it down on the kitchen counter and when she came in I told her to take a swig of it and she did and accused me of trying to poison her.you old person killer you :lol:
overturned
04-11-2008, 08:35 AM
I took a piss through the letterbox of a tramp squat once. Once.
TimJim
04-11-2008, 08:37 AM
when i was younger i would run outside behind the fence and go pee
especially in the winter when it steamed in the snow
I made my uncle's ex-girlfriend eat candy that made her mouth turn blue on Thanksgiving LOL
I made my uncle's ex-girlfriend eat candy that made her mouth turn red on Thanksgiving LOL
it had a razor in it LOL
Violent_Bill
04-11-2008, 09:05 AM
It's far easier if you just pee a little bit into drinks you're already preparing for them.
Reaganista
04-11-2008, 09:11 AM
one time i told a little kid that cool kids dont chew their food he started choking i think i made a thread about that before maybe
overturned
04-11-2008, 09:16 AM
I remember...had no chocolate...had no milk...improvised...sticky brown milkshake.
voodooramen
04-11-2008, 09:19 AM
I could go for a milkshake right now
I remember when I was young a friend and I pulled up the asphalt of half a driveway and the owner never found out who did it. (It was old so it came up easily)
McP3000
04-11-2008, 09:20 AM
i remember remember the fifth of november
Violent_Bill
04-11-2008, 09:22 AM
i remember remember the fifth of november
No.
Enlighten Me
04-11-2008, 10:19 AM
15 years ago i wrapped a plastic bag around my baby brother's head and suffocated him. then i threw him out in the trash and later sanitation comes along with their cool truck and the sanitation guy starts emptying out the trash and then he finds my baby brother and he is like "hey pedro check this out i found a dead baby in here"
tablespoonful
04-11-2008, 12:22 PM
that is actually really funny, i only wish it was true
I can swear on my life. I lived really poor in L.A. and hung out with street rats and kids from broken homes who hurt animals and tried to set fires and broke things. It didn't occur to me what I was actually doing idk why
Happy
04-11-2008, 12:48 PM
I remember...had no chocolate...had no milk...improvised...sticky brown milkshake.
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