when was the last time you puked all over yourself

[Reaganista]

about 5 hours ago

[Bread and Faxes]

I've never puked all over myself. I always knew it was coming.

[Sunshine]

Never.

[Reaganista]

i was asleep at first

[Bread and Faxes]

Oh ****. Don't go down like Jimmy Hendrix

[class]

Like 4 years ago when I was a nub to drinking. Now I know to open the car door foist.

[DBoons Ghost]

Geez Tway. Sorry.

I have to say I've never puked all over myself thankfully.

I came close. I was taking a dump in the bar after a long night of 10 cent wings and too much beer, and my crap smelled so bad I puked. I missed anything significant but the stall was a terrible mess, and it smelled so bad they nearly closed the bar.

I took pride in that oddly enough.

[sweboy]

Geez Tway. Sorry.

I have to say I've never puked all over myself thankfully.

I came close. I was taking a dump in the bar after a long night of 10 cent wings and too much beer, and my crap smelled so bad I puked. I missed anything significant but the stall was a terrible mess, and it smelled so bad they nearly closed the bar.

I took pride in that oddly enough.

I can see it now, the staff is sealing off the toilet with caution tape and Dboon is standing outside with both hands in the arm going "Who the man! Who the man! Who did that? Who fucking did that? Hell yeah who the man!?"

[comm]

I was allergic to a wet mango blunt wrap.

[Talk To 2X4]

like a year ago when i was drinkng Hard A.

I just ate sum morning taco bell and i farted and it stinks like mexicans

[Talk To 2X4]

Hey whatever scumbbucket left me an absurd rep comment id like to say fuck you cheap little faggot you'll never have what Metallica has.

[1338 h4x0r]

I haven't puked on myself since grade school

In fact, I haven't puked for years. The last time I came close was four years ago, when I regurgitated something while I was out running

[comm]

Hey whatever scumbbucket left me an absurd rep comment id like to say fuck you cheap little large bundle of sticks you'll never have what Metallica has.

Wow you're so Hard A

[Talk To 2X4]

I wasen't talking to you cumm. You see my influences our British Heavy Metal, The Misfits. I would be wearing a Misfits shirt and no one would bother me because no one knew who they were

[comm]

I know who the Misfits are. And Danzig was the man while he was with them, his solo stuff was sub-par. However, I do like "Mother."

[Talk To 2X4]

You're not very intelligent are you

[comm]

I did fail British Literature last semester.

[sweboy]

Hey Talk To 2X4 how's it goin'

[RouteOne]

never

[Talk To 2X4]

Hey Talk To 2X4 how's it goin'

I'm drunk and kirk is stoned. We decided to go a new route this album bless bob rock but he has a new project with Britney's come-back album.... im really familiar with all her work. Keep practicing and you'll go as far as the rolling stones. This is our version of Run To The Hills. I know alittle more German than I led on. How you kids doing?

[CarnageFairy]

Like two years ago at senior week, that night is why I don't drink Tanqueray anymore.

Even then it was mostly on the kids' porch, a bit on my pants.

[Talk To 2X4]

Our band was nicknamed "Alcoholica" it was drank so much Hard A. Not to mention a 39 pack of beer a day. We just called them "cubes" back then. Yep, probably before most of you were born. :)

[Reaganista]

i wasnt drinking booze i did have some gatorade g2 that stuff was ****ing foul i think that's what caused it
also i puked in the shower for the first time ever today that was odd

[DeathandTaxes]

Last weekend. Too much Jack Daniels and not enough food.
Hey Tway Whatzaaap??

[Against Miik!]

I don't think I ever have except probably when I was a baby or something which I don't remember.

[Reaganista]

Hey Tway Whatzaaap??
nm just getting over being sick last night

[DeathandTaxes]

Bummer man, hope you start feeling better. Remember lot's of OJ Vitamin C, & Rest & Water.

[Agr1m]

I'm pretty good about not puking on myself. When I do puke it's not usually from being too drunk though, it's from being on a 2-6 day drinking binge without eating and my stomach gets mad at me.

[spitfirejunky]

I puked then fell on it.

[niobium]

3 years old

my mom recalled: "you were waddling into the living room and looked like :( i picked you up because you looked so distraught and then you threw up all over the both of us. it was chunky and white. you were a mistake."

[Reaganista]

my mom told me i was a mistake when i graduated high school

[tablespoonful]

i have audio of me puking at a party in front of people but idk if i wanna post it i will if im pressed

[Agr1m]

my mom told me i was a mistake when i graduated high schoolmy dad told me a i was a mistake when dropped out of high school and got my GED

tablespoon: do it. please.

[tablespoonful]

http://media.putfile.com/fafsfsf

dont judge me, i accidentally drank fermented wine and it made my stomach all bombed and i hurled out of disgust and aftertaste

[Lego my Eggo]

about a year ago when i had a stomach virus. i woke up felt like i had to burp but threw up all overmyself and blanket. i threw up about 10 more times within that hour

[Bread and Faxes]

I had diarrheia on myself once. When I was about 8 I was sleeping and **** all over my bed and myself.


Thank kinda sucked for my mom.

[gmoneyguy]

not since '47 have I puked on myself

[BassFish]

one time i was drinking absinthe and i was like puking in a bucket while laying on my bed then i passed out once i finished puking and poured the bucket all over me and my bed.

it was awful

[negrodamus]

probably when i was a little kid.

[Brewing Up With]

NEEEVVVAAARRRR

I always get to a toilet.

And if I'm outside, I spread my legs out so i dont barf on my shoesies

[Mother]

like 2.5 years ago

[Voyage34]

never all over myself as such... just a little on shoes/jeans :-( it's been a couple years since that's happened though

[FuzzyDuck]

When I accidentally got rohypnoled.
I stole some girls drink and I swear it'd been spiked cos I felt really weird. Then I threw up and was ok. I never steal people's drinks anymore

[Surgicalgod]

never

[Alf™]

Like a month ago or something.

[FVG27]

I laughed when I saw this thread. Thanks.