View Full Version : Sexually Slanted Quotes from Star wars
cadencethefire
03-10-2008, 01:38 PM
i know i know, it's totally been done before all over the place, but this forum has zany enough members to come up with some sweet ones:
i'll start
Your Ton Ton will freeze before you reach the first marker!
Voyage34
03-10-2008, 01:39 PM
how dare you call anyone here zany
guitrguy
03-10-2008, 01:42 PM
"I know"
Jharaski
03-10-2008, 01:47 PM
Leah I would like to have sex with you
Reaganista
03-10-2008, 02:00 PM
i used to bullseye womp rats in my t-16 back home
sweboy
03-10-2008, 02:05 PM
"Luke, I ****ed your mom."
Reaganista
03-10-2008, 02:08 PM
if you strike me down i shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
4yearpro?
03-10-2008, 02:58 PM
your_____ is more hairy than chewbacca
guitrguy
03-10-2008, 02:58 PM
your baseball bat is more hairy than chewbacca?
4yearpro?
03-10-2008, 03:02 PM
your thing that is shaped kinda like a baseball bat
big80smullet
03-10-2008, 03:59 PM
the "force" is strong with this one
Dimmu Burger
03-10-2008, 04:48 PM
Blow Jabba The Slutt.
Surtr
03-10-2008, 04:55 PM
Bleep Bloop Bleep Weoooooooo
Mr. Grill
03-10-2008, 04:57 PM
"i'll miss you, mom!"
The Stig
03-10-2008, 05:11 PM
That's impossible, even for a computer.
Red Two standing by.
Look at the size of that thing!
Heavy fire, boss! Twenty-three degrees.
Watch your back, Luke!
Watch your back! Fighters above you, coming in!
I'm on him, Luke!
Hold on!
This is Red Two. Flying toward you.
Right with you, boss.
My scope shows the tower, but I can't see the exhaust port!
Are you sure the computer can hit it?
What about that tower?
Fighters. Coming in, point three.
I'm hit!
I can't stay with you.
Sorry!
Coming around, Rogue Leader.
Activate harpoon.
Good shot, Janson.
One more pass.
Detach cable.
Whooha! That got him!
Good luck, Luke. See you at the rendezvous.
Lock S-foils in attack positions.
I get no reading. Are you sure?
Copy, Gold Leader.
Red Three, Red Two, pull in!
Cut to the left! I'll take the leader!
They're heading for the medical frigate.
Good shot, Red Two.
I'm going in.
Form up. And stay alert. We could run out of space real fast.
There it is!
Copy, Gold Leader. I'm already on my way out.
sweboy
03-10-2008, 06:00 PM
My scope shows the tower, but I can't see the exhaust port!
hmm yees
Hunted By a Freak
03-10-2008, 06:09 PM
"Spread 5 I'm going in"
*this is red
Yeah I though so, wasn't sure.
4yearpro?
03-10-2008, 06:17 PM
can i touch your lightsaber?
Hunted By a Freak
03-10-2008, 06:41 PM
this is han solo i'm about to enter the vagina
MAthiAS
03-10-2008, 06:54 PM
Prepare to make the jump to light speed.
MrConeman
03-10-2008, 07:32 PM
I am your father.
Seriously how was that not done already...
"force a strong one in this"
sweboy
03-10-2008, 07:37 PM
lawl@pete
I am your father.
Seriously how was that not done already...
uhm
"Luke, I ****ed your mom."
plz
ok
Hunted By a Freak
03-10-2008, 07:41 PM
hey sis wanna kiss
hey sis wanna kiss my fist before i put it in ya
MrConeman
03-10-2008, 07:45 PM
ok
You'll have to forgive me I am kind of slow on the uptake. :(
thats what SHE said lolololol
big80smullet
03-10-2008, 07:53 PM
i cum from a land down under
sweboy
03-10-2008, 07:57 PM
"Patience, you must, young Padawan."
Hint: Viagra was not invented back in Yoda's days.
Hunted By a Freak
03-10-2008, 07:58 PM
wtf star wars says it takes place long long ago but hey they have lightsabers and lasers
but its also in a galaxy far far away
Hunted By a Freak
03-10-2008, 08:01 PM
yeah your point
Hunted By a Freak
03-10-2008, 08:04 PM
well they should all be in wagons or even castles havent you read historyical books
you arent making any sense
Hunted By a Freak
03-10-2008, 08:10 PM
yeah how are you
Hunted By a Freak
03-10-2008, 08:20 PM
good, good
FakePlasticTrees
03-10-2008, 08:32 PM
Jabba the Slutt.
Hunted By a Freak
03-10-2008, 08:47 PM
THAT HAS BEEN DONE
Chrysostom
03-10-2008, 09:24 PM
lame
tru
Hunted By a Freak
03-10-2008, 09:28 PM
let's forget it ever happened ok
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