Silly questions you get at work

[EightMilesHigh]

Post some.

I might post some a while if I feel like it.

[Eliminator]

"do you know any silly questions you get at work?"

[guitrguy]

what is the square footage of cheese?

[Permanent Solution]

"do you know how to google well?"

[Bread and Faxes]

Look at my thread, "The Adventures Of Nick McMullen, Walmart Employee"

That will show you.

[adb]

(at 6 at night) "lolz can I get breakfast"

"do you have light bulbs"

[big80smullet]

Is that steak suitable for vegetarians?

[dei]

(at 6 at night) "lolz can I get breakfast"

"do you have light bulbs"

Sometimes people want breakfast at night.

[Bread and Faxes]

Is that steak suitable for vegetarians?

this interview is over!

[iarescientists]

Is the show Quantum Leap based on actual events?

[adb]

Sometimes people want breakfast at night.

**** them, I don't work at ****ing Sonic, Jack in the Box, etc.

[4yearpro?]

there is a box of those mini peanut butter cups and it says 10 cents on it rly big and ppl still ask me, "how much dis is b?"

[Bread and Faxes]

"how much dis is b?"

I <3 New York

[dei]

**** them, I don't work at ****ing Sonic, Jack in the Box, etc.

Maybe you should.

[4yearpro?]

I <3 New York

<3 czech

[guitrguy]

Can you run around the circumference of an apple?

[zerosk8er1988]

"Is this the electronics department?"

I work at an electronics store.

[4yearpro?]

granny smith apples= 4.98 inches

[adb]

Maybe you should.

maybe not.

1. I hate Breakfast

2. I get free food where I work

3. there's a t.v. where I work

4. Only college students (only the occasional jew complains)

[Majesty]

(at 6 at night) "lolz can I get breakfast"

"do you have light bulbs"

>: ( all I ever eat is breakfast.

[adb]

you obviously have an acute mental disorder.

[Majesty]

actually, it's chronic

THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP >: (

[adb]

anytime hon

[Majesty]

dont call me hon >: (

[guitrguy]

anytime hon

Why you gotta be like that?

Hey sydney, how you doin' hon?

[planewreck]

"is this the bathroom?"

with fitting room in big bold letters above the door

[The_Berzerker]

gice she loves me and evan

[Majesty]

Why you gotta be like that?

Hey sydney, how you doin' hon?

^.^ Good, guitrguy, and yourself?

[guitrguy]

^.^ Good, guitrguy, and yourself?

I'm good, just chilling like usual. We still on for tomorrow night?

[Majesty]

actually, I have to sort buttons by colour.
want to help?! :D

[adb]

dont call me hon >: (

oops, my bad. Its a second reflex for me to use "hon" as a faux-insult to people. I meant none of that stuff. I'm not used to girls on teh internet :upset:

for example, I called Cocaine "honey buns"

[guitrguy]

actually, I have to sort buttons by colour.
want to help?! :D
uh chyeah


I just want to be closer to you

[Majesty]

I LOVE BUTTONS <3



hon

[The_Berzerker]

Want to push my buttons bb?

[adb]

speaking of buttons, do people actually think they're being funny with a button that says "its my first time" on it? Everytime I see someone with that I want to kick them in the shins.

[Majesty]

i dont get it

[Meatplow]

buttons!

[adb]

its suppose to be some sort of reference to having sex for the first time, but in an innocent and ironic way.

Its just stupid, ehh can't find any pics of it

[guitrguy]

Want to push my buttons bb?

Stand back from my girl, or i'll teabag you

[Bread and Faxes]

I found a button at work today that said "I Quit Smoking" so I wore it and got congrats all day.

[adb]

u win the prize

[Majesty]

still a stupid button, imo.



im still on about the 'its my first time' button.









stupid.

[Bread and Faxes]

they should have a button that says, "I Hate Buttons"

[guitrguy]

I made a button for my german class tat said "Ich Spiele guitarre!

[Bread and Faxes]

That means what?

[Majesty]

they should have a button that says , "I Hate Buttons"

[adb]

I wear buttons on my clothing because I'm badass like that

not.

[Bread and Faxes]

I wear my sunglasses at night

[Majesty]

I am going to bed, gice. Night.

[asdf]

"hey, will you take care of my fish for a week?"

That was the most recent one anyway.

[Meatplow]

the other day I was outside in the bin area at work (which is way at the back of the store) and this old man walks up and goes "Mate wheres your toilet?". I'm like "Where the counter is, to the left of it" and he goes "Oh inside, right." as if you know fast food chains had outside dunnies or something :(

[adb]

I wear my sunglasses at night

pssh, I do that and wear them indoors too, especially when I'm on the john. I gotta look badass when I drop a deuce.

[adb]

the other day I was outside in the bin area at work (which is way at the back of the store) and this old man walks up and goes "Mate wheres your toilet?". I'm like "Where the counter is, to the left of it" and he goes "Oh inside, right." as if you know fast food chains had outside dunnies or something :(

they do.

[asdf]

they should have a button that says , "I Hate Buttons"I make buttons and the one button that seems to sell without fail is "Buttons $1.00"

I don't know WHY.

[Bread and Faxes]

I have these sunglasses that are perscription. So I wear them inside and people call me a drug dealer.

[Meatplow]

they do.

let me rephrase that, as if small fast food stores that have nothing else but a wall and a drive through lane visible to the public apart from a door leading inside have outside dunnies or something :(

[guitrguy]

That means what?

I play guitar!

[Bread and Faxes]

Oh ok. That's what I thought, but I didn't wanna say something wrong and feel like more of a noobinstein then I already am.

[big80smullet]

i want buttons. i need 7 more pieces of flair till i have my regulation 24

[Bread and Faxes]

Office Space ftw

[big80smullet]

whats office space?

im talking about my job at chachkies

[Bread and Faxes]

Dude, that was a great movie. And they had the same thing going on. Jennifer Aniston worked at Shenanigans and she had to wear flair, and there was this dude who had alot more then her and made himself look better then her. Rent it dude. Great flick.

[big80smullet]

lmfao

dude i own the DVD i thought you would get it from my reference to chachkies :( i dunno if thats a fail in my part or yours

[Bread and Faxes]

I think it's on my part. Cause that might be the resteraunt in the movie. Idr.

[The_Berzerker]

I used to have people pulling on the locked door at like 12am when i was mopping the floor and asking me "Are you still open?" it's like no you stupid bitch im not open im mopping the ****ing floor and the doors are locked what the **** do you think?

And i used to have people lining up at registers that wheren't even open then ask me in this really snooty and nasal voice "Is this register even OPEN" and im like no bitch it isn't no ones been served there in the last 20 mins you've been standing there so how about you wait in line like the rest of the peons and let me earn my shitty wage

Also we would "display" old baguette's, they looked fine where just stale and hard. Had people come up and as, are these free? And im like " Yeah bitch there for free if you like stale and hard bread, go for your life you ****ing chinky"

[big80smullet]

lol Hungry Jacks. Working with no pants!!!!!!!!!!!!! only perk of the job tbh

[The_Berzerker]

Yeah man that place was the ****, i did everything, i was even naked in that place!!!

[big80smullet]

lololol did you have sex there? with one of them dirty marulan hoes?

[The_Berzerker]

Nah man i just pulled off in the toilet

[big80smullet]

marie wanted my ****

[Pop music sucks]

"Do you know what time it is?"

[big80smullet]

killin time

[Milestogo05]

"where is ---"
when there are giant signs showing that

[TimJim]

how long will it take to engrave?

why is your hair red?