Stupidly Obvious Remarks

[TBrown87]

Don't you hate when someone walks up to you and says something ridiculously apparent like "Your tall." When this happens I feign shock and say " OH my God, NO!!!! I don't believe it!!" How do you all react to this kind of thing?

[dei]

This thread is bad.

[guitrguy]

God forbid they try to approach you and make conversation.

[adb]

that's what she said

[TBrown87]

This thread is bad.

Oh my God NO!!!! I don't believe it!!!

[Mr. Ron]

that's what she said

[Yield]

*you're

[sunshineplaysbass]

my personal favorite is "you got your hair cut"

[Mr. Ron]

that's what she said

[dei]

"That's what," she said.

[Yield]

That is, "what", she said

[EightMilesHigh]

"That's" what she, said.

[Catf1shJones]

dumbass thread

[Yield]

dumb ***-thread

[FakePlasticTrees]

I punch them in the junk.

[Majesty]

hahaha. people always say 'wow, your hair is RED'

[iarescientists]

"You have a beard on your face"

[big80smullet]

wow you're australian

[iarescientists]

You're not Australian!

[Majesty]

OMG EVAN! you're AUSTRALIAN?!

[Junooni]

huh?

[The_Berzerker]

Don't you hate when someone walks up to you and says something ridiculously apparent like "Your tall." When this happens I feign shock and say " OH my God, NO!!!! I don't believe it!!" How do you all react to this kind of thing?

[Up The Irons]

you got a huge d

[Meatplow]

hey

your ugly

[big80smullet]

its raining

[Meatplow]

prove it

[big80smullet]

no that was my obvious statement that people make

[Bread and Faxes]

I like when people at work tell me "it's credit" when I can see exactly what they have swiped on my screen. Dumbass'

[Meatplow]

no that was my obvious statement that people make

its not obvious i don't know its raining you could be bullshitting us

[big80smullet]

k metaplow i was lieing

[EADGC]

my personal favorite is "you got your hair cut"

I like to respond to this with "no actually, I got all of them cut"

[Ras]

I like to respond to this with "no actually, I got all of them cut"

hehehe

[Meatplow]

k metaplow i was lieing

you might be lying about that how can we trust you?

[ATM]

You got your ears lowered.

[i am the robots]

ppl r so rude

[ATM]

Yo Mappy gonna play your song on my show this morning.

[Mother]

I say that to people sometimes and people say that to me, and I take it as a complement ... and I hate it when people ask me "How did you get so tal?" .. I ususally tell them some bullshit about how my mom wanted a taller son because it is more respected in Indian Culture and that she forced me to do 15 pull ups a day since I was 7.

[Enlighten Me]

dude your zipper is open. shut the **** up. i know

[sweboy]

hahaha. people always say 'wow, your hair is RED'

Huh, I don't think that has ever happened to me. Strange.

[TimJim]

Don't you hate when someone walks up to you and says something ridiculously apparent like "Your tall." When this happens I feign shock and say " OH my God, NO!!!! I don't believe it!!" How do you all react to this kind of thing?
youre gay

[semi]

wut r u marvin?

[Meatplow]

marvin

[Pop music sucks]

"Is this a Safeway store?"

as I'm wearing a Safeway nametag and a Safeway arpon.

[Majesty]

Why would anyone ask that? Who walks into a store not knowing what it is? How often do you get that question, honestly?

[Pop music sucks]

Once a month.

It's really amazing how bad some people are aware of their surroundings.

[Majesty]

yeah? it's kind of weird. I always have to know whats going on, and what the people in the same aisle of me are doing. I normally make sure I make eye contact with people so they know I can I.D. them if they come grab and mug me.

>: (

[Pop music sucks]

See this bow?

yeah?

It can OWN YOUR FACE WITH TECHNICOLOR FASCINATION.

Don't mug me, cause I don't wanna use this bow

it makes my nose change colors:angry:

[JumpTheF**kUp]

"you are hilarious"

[MattyBlade]

them - OMG you've got red hair
me - OMG I've got red hair!?


them - OMG BEARD!
me - OMG BEARD!

[Chaindrive]

Yeah, the red hair thing is a giant pain in the a$$.

[MattyBlade]

them - computers are wonderful but they're a pain

me - *sarcastic giggle*

them - *giggling un controllably thinking I actually think that*

[red n black]

Why would anyone comment on the fact that you have red hair???


*has red hair

[Agr1m]

I usually say Orly!?

Yes.

Sweet.

[MattyBlade]

Why would anyone comment on the fact that you have red hair???


*has red hair

Because I has redhair and not many people do!

[Mother]

them - OMG you've got red hair
me - OMG I've got red hair!?


them - OMG BEARD!
me - OMG BEARD!

you should go up to then and say

OMG you've got black/blond (whatever) hair

[MattyBlade]

you should go up to then and say

OMG you've got black/blond (whatever) hair

well I've been known to "OMG you're chinese!" or "OMG you're a wagon burner!"

to my chinese and indian friends, but it's just a joke that we say **** like that. Idk why tbqh

[red n black]

Because I has redhair and not many people do!

obvsly red hair is more rare then black, but why would anyone comment on it unless you live in middle africa or among complete dumbarses

[Jessizzle]

sometimes when im sitting in the back room at work, people go

'are you working today??'

me: ' no i just like to hang out at work in uniform on my day off'

[Light Fantastic]

i would take tall comments as a compliment

and who doesnt like compliments

you silly cunt

[semi]

Light Fantastic, gosh you are tall!

[MattyBlade]

obvsly red hair is more rare then black, but why would anyone comment on it unless you live in middle africa or among complete dumbarses

LOL IM GONNA BEAT YOU LIKE A RED HEADED STEP CHILD!

[Jessizzle]

oooooh, i have red hair

[MattyBlade]

Yeah but mine is HXC real.

[Jessizzle]

oh, well iv been dying my hair red for so long everyone THINKS its real.

[red n black]

oooooh, i have red hair
no you don't
Yeah but mine is HXC real.
me too. {h5}
oh, well iv been dying my hair red for so long everyone THINKS its real.
fail

dyed red hair is ugly

[Jessizzle]

i dont think mine is :(

[MattyBlade]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/mattygenos/lol-1.jpg

it may not be fugly, but it's not this calibur of awesome.


camwhore thread is now camwhore thread.

[Jessizzle]

hhmm my hair right now is really dark red purpleish but not really i guess..
iv had every color of red..

this is it right now.

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v168/172/77/500396694/n500396694_521406_8727.jpg

[MattyBlade]

see that's NOT red hair!

[MattyBlade]

well i'm colourblind so maybe it is, but to me it's not.

[Jessizzle]

it is too.

ok
wait
let me find red red.


http://a619.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/119/l_5b77d2a4d59c74b79d44b65aca0706aa.jpg

red red.

[Mr. Ron]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/mattygenos/lol-1.jpg

it may not be fugly, but it's not this calibur of awesome.


camwhore thread is now camwhore thread.

Your beard is of leviathan proportions.

[MattyBlade]

Omg Bear! Run!!!!

[MattyBlade]

it is too.

ok
wait
let me find red red.


http://a619.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/119/l_5b77d2a4d59c74b79d44b65aca0706aa.jpg

red red.

ok i guess that's kinda close

[Mr. Ron]

Omg Bear! Run!!!!

:(..

[Jessizzle]

can i join your club now?

[MattyBlade]

In your current state, no. But if you reverted back to red-red then I think you could pass as a spy.

[Ficus]

jesizzle tits or gtfo
(get it? GET IT?)

[Jessizzle]

i think the dark looks nicer in the winter, and makes me look more tanned..

i go lighter in the spring

oh

ps: a friend of mine was a giner kid for halloween.

[MattyBlade]

I don't get it

[Jessizzle]

me either.

[Ficus]

title of thread + the fact that she's a girl on the interbutts = my post

[Jessizzle]

haahah thats actually kinda good.

[MattyBlade]

I don't get it asplain

[Jessizzle]

I don't get it asplain

ok everytime a girl posts a picture its stupidly obvious that a guy is going to say something along the lines of show yet titts,

[MattyBlade]

OHHHHHHHHHH I get it. Where are these pictures of tits?

[ATM]

Wait, tits ITT?

[MattyBlade]

That's what I'm hearing

[Jessizzle]

i think you heard wrong.

[MattyBlade]

Oh, I guess I don't get it =(

[Ficus]

okay so mattyblade's showing us his tits?

[sweboy]

tits plz

[LostChild]

Stupidly Obvious > Obviously Stupid.

Can I get atleast one amen?

[MattyBlade]

okay so mattyblade's showing us his tits?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/mattygenos/ww.jpg

there ya go

[MattyBlade]

I'll do a shirtless pic so you can all have a good long laugh

[MattyBlade]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/mattygenos/im****inhot.jpg

replace **** with f u ck

[Ficus]

/reported

[Jessizzle]

thats kinda hot.

who is thaT?!

[Bread and Faxes]

My stepdad is drunk

[MattyBlade]

thats kinda hot.

who is thaT?!

me obviously, I don't lie about my hotness

[Bread and Faxes]

silly guy, are you posting porn on the forums? :lol:

[Ficus]

post fapcounts

6

[sweboy]

nice abs, do u work out???

[Bread and Faxes]

Sweboy for Administrator!

[MattyBlade]

silly guy, are you posting porn on the forums? :lol:

I haven't posted any porn =) I posted my abs =D

[MattyBlade]

****ing Guys With Your Stupidly Obvious Remarks I Just Got It Because I"m A Slow Dumb Re-re.

Even though yours was an OBVIOUS question sweboy, to answer it: NO!

now how did I get abs? your guess is as good as mine.

[Bread and Faxes]

Oh ok. I don't have abs. I have flabs, recovering fatass btw

[Jessizzle]

I haven't posted any porn =) I posted my abs =D

we should be friends.

[Ficus]

Oh ok. I don't have abs. I have flaps, recovering paraplegic btw

[MattyBlade]

we should be friends.

We aren't friends already? I'm sad =(

[Bread and Faxes]

paraplegic means you have no legs

[Jessizzle]

We aren't friends already? I'm sad =(

ok, lets be BEST friends.


and ithought it meant really lazy???

[MattyBlade]

Paraplegia is an impairment in motor and/or sensory function of the lower extremities. It is usually the result of spinal cord injury or a congenital condition such as spina bifida which affects the neural elements of the spinal canal. The area of the spinal canal which is affected in paraplegia is either the thoracic, lumbar, or sacral regions. If the arms are also affected by paralysis, tetraplegia is the proper terminology.

[Bread and Faxes]

troof

[MattyBlade]

ok, lets be BEST friends.


Deal.

So what are you up to tonight BFF jil... i mean jess

[Jessizzle]

Deal.

So what are you up to tonight BFF jil... i mean jess

uummm im staying at home tonight again.. which is weird for me because normally friday night is tequila night, and saturdays are beer pong night....


but i dunno this week has been so messed up imnot feeling going on... and my bf has to work till 3am... AGAIN

youu?

[Ficus]

Oh ok. I don't have flaps, I have flips. Recovering quadropeligic btw

[MattyBlade]

uummm im staying at home tonight again.. which is weird for me because normally friday night is tequila night, and saturdays are beer pong night....


but i dunno this week has been so messed up imnot feeling going on... and my bf has to work till 3am... AGAIN

youu?

I wish I was playing beer pong =(
Instead some of my friends are going to come over and smoke me bongs! what nice friends!

[Jessizzle]

we have a bi weekly beer pong tourniment..

with a trophey and scoreboards and everything.

[MattyBlade]

Yeah, I could go to the off campus residence where a couple of my friends live and play beer pong whenever....but it's mostly a sausage fest extravaganza that i want no part of.

[Jessizzle]

well we normally have 6 teams playing, 6 girls and 6 guys who are regulars and other people join at random.. or alot of people come and watch.

[The Stig]

Don't you hate when someone walks up to you and says something ridiculously apparent like "Your tall." When this happens I feign shock and say " OH my God, NO!!!! I don't believe it!!" How do you all react to this kind of thing?

I say, "My tall? No; it's yours I believe."

If you are going to be a bitch about dumb ****, use proper grammar you cuntscab.

[MattyBlade]

:lol: don't be so anal retentive about your grammar tall-paul

[The Stig]

*you're

o

wait

um

****

[Bread and Faxes]

Yeah hee said it rong

yur tall

[Ficus]

wait should that be No; or No,
plz explain Paulzi

[The Stig]

I put in the semicolon to emphasize the longer pause. Since no can stand as an independent clause as a response to something, it works.

[Bread and Faxes]

You're Tall.

[Ficus]

Your Tail.

[Bread and Faxes]

yey! :D

[The Stig]

Something that always pissed me off because I got really tall early (6'2" by eighth grade) was everyone wanted me to play basketball. But I hate basketball. Thank god I'm still only 6'2" because nobody ever really says that, but I'm tall enough to date tall chicks if they are interested, but it's not like they ever are so yeah.

[Bread and Faxes]

I ****ing hate basketball too.

[Aficionado]

"you have a big nose"

:upset:

[The Stig]

I much prefer baseball.

I could be a really happy person if my friend talks to this person she knows who is the head of groundskeeping for the Braves and gets me an interview for a summer job.

But, there's always $6.50 an hour at the YMCA after working there for four and a half years if that falls through.

[je suis un beau chapeau]

stupidly obvious remarks are actually pretty good i dont see any problem with them i do however see a problem with people that are gay like for instance you


edit: gayfag

[static]

I say, "My tall? No; it's yours I believe."

If you are going to be a bitch about dumb ****, use proper grammar you squirrelscab.

rep :')

[inassociationwithdeanlearner]

I hate when you go on a site like songmeanings and half the posts are something like
'yeah i love this song'
'great song, love the guitar'

Well thats just brilliant, i feel so much more enlightened for knowing that a stranger on the internet likes a song. I'm assuming theres alot of people that like said song.