An Epiphany

[guitrguy]

Bill Gates could give every person $1 billion and still be insanely rich.

[Shell]

I wish he'd give me $1billion :(

[Surtr]

Uhh..Pixorlies.

[FakePlasticTrees]

Me too.

[guitrguy]

http://download.microsoft.com/download/d/a/1/da1340ec-3833-480b-aa53-d04c61858979/Bill_Gates.jpg

[g°®†]

I wish he'd give me $1billion :(



If he does, could you buy me the following?:



Finish paying for my education (BFA, MFA, and perhaps if I choose, a PhD in Art History so I could be called Dr. Gort)

a ricer ---- preferably a 2008 Infinity G35, matte black, 65% tinted windows, 8" fart can, 24" spoiler, racing slicks, and a 1500 W sound system

Oh, and a house ... nothing fancy, but something 'modern'

[Shell]

Sure Gort, except for the fart can and spoiler...those are gay :)

[g°®†]

ugh, fine ... ruin my attempts to be cliche

[Dethklokk]

shello

[guitrguy]

I'd buy cheese, lots and lots of cheese.

[Dethklokk]

why is cheese so expensive

because it's gooda

[big80smullet]

by every person do you mean me and you? and a few other people? cause f so then yes

[guitrguy]

I said person, not every humanoid pile of organic matter.

[Special Brew]

I would bear his children.

I would bare his children.

Whichever opportunity arises first.

[Dethklokk]

chicken dipperz

[Eliminator]

no he couldn't

[iarescientists]

i would buy an operation

[g°®†]

:naughty:

[Special Brew]

If Bill Gates gives me a billion dollars, I will give every regular poster one million and we have a cupcake party. The best cupcake party ever.

[guitrguy]

Don't touch the metal when you buy it.

[Dethklokk]

i hate asians they are so gay

why are you so gay gort you asian eggroll fukker

[g°®†]

i hate asians they are so gay

why are you so gay gort you asian eggroll fukker



lol dude.


You're confusing the hell out of me right now :lol:


http://img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=123sk0.jpg

[Special Brew]

I love asians. Their food rules too.

[Special Brew]

If I decide to join the Air Force, then I'm going to do everything in my power to be stationed in Japan. I've talked to some people over there, and it's a dream if you don't live in the cities.

[angry armadillo]

to be fair if i had that much money i would give a share to everyone just to **** the world up a bit.

[Special Brew]

If I ever become rich, I'm going to be like Elvis and drop money and cars on random people whenever I feel like it. I'll be the world's most lovable billionaire. I'd donate to worthy causes, help out my friends and family so that they don't have to break their backs to live, and just be an overall nice fella. Until then, I'll continue being a miserly Jew.

[g°®†]

I ain't ever going to be rich, but I'll make a solid living.


Wishing you were rich only holds you back.

[Special Brew]

I won't even be able to make a solid living, I'm just going to be a bottom feeder my entire life. :(

[McP3000]

ill be rich

and then ill piss on nearby homeless people and wave half eaten sandwichs in front of them

[DanD]

nah uh, Gates only has like 50 billion

that'd be 50 people

and then he'd be broke

[guitrguy]

nah uh, Gates only has like 50 billion

that'd be 50 people

and then he'd be broke

I said person, not every humanoid pile of organic matter.

^^^

[Majesty]

he's giving his kids this tiny amount of money when he dies, and they'll still be billionaires. (so somebody told me)

but I thought, why only give them .# of your money? why not divide it equally? What's he going to do with his money in the grave, you know?

atleast if you gave them the money they could give their kids a good amount of money when they die, and so on.

[Chu]

So, you don't realise Bill Gates is a philanthropist?

[McP3000]

^^^

There's more than 50 people in the world
i bet theres like some 70-ish bros that rock hard
oh and you cant forget the bitches...the hot bitches


but they have to pay with sex

[guitrguy]

Naw there are more like 6 or 7 people in the world.

[DanD]

so out of like 5 billion people, there are less than 50 you think deserve it?



*crosses fingers*

[McP3000]

am i on the list?

[guitrguy]

Give me oral sex and you can be.

[McP3000]

Give me oral sex and you can be.
http://i26.tinypic.com/j76exl.jpg

[guitrguy]

Dude thats a hot dog, not oral sex.

[Majesty]

bahahahah who takes pictures?

[McP3000]

Dude thats a hot dog, not oral sex.
http://i30.tinypic.com/rw0512.jpg

[guitrguy]

I said give me oral not kiddie food.

[Special Brew]

http://i30.tinypic.com/rw0512.jpg

hahahhahahahahaha

[McP3000]

I said give me oral not kiddie food.
http://i29.tinypic.com/21mdfd0.jpg

[guitrguy]

no no no no no no no and no

[Special Brew]

turkey

[McP3000]

no no no no no no no and no
do you not get it

turkey
thats Kazakhstan

my homeland

[guitrguy]

jive turkei?

[McP3000]

jive turkei?
wait, what

[Special Brew]

no i just knew a dude named oral and he was from turkey so i always associate them

[McP3000]

no i just knew a dude named oral and he was from turkey so i always associate them

oral is a city in kazakhstan and i put a penis there

[guitrguy]

Oral is moral.

[Special Brew]

moral orel (sp)

i didn't like that show :/

[g°®†]

A valentines card idea I just had ... albeit slightly late.


Rather than floral, give her oral.

[Chu]

Dude, I would use that :naughty: