bass face

[super deluxe]

today sucks. this whole winter thing is really getting out of hand.



entertain me with pictures. (bass related, biznatches)




go!

[Jimbobntnr]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1398/862220151_ec0c302a15.jpg
Ani DiFranco and her bassist at the levee in St Louis. July ftw.

[super deluxe]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1398/862220151_ec0c302a15.jpg
Ani DiFranco and her bassist at the levee in St Louis. July ftw.



whats wrong with that bass player he is an albino wtf.


:angry::angry::angry:

[Jimbobntnr]

he has my job which makes me, quite frankly, unimpressed with him. He's lucky to be in the shot at all.

[Raayl]

Seriously, Lisa.

Why does god hate chicago? I was supposed to go to beloit today. LOL.

[Jody LeCompte]

Lawl @ Jody

http://a257.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/l_928a067dd3743a34b264378c1e230d90.jpg

What a douche.

[Mr. Pickle]

123

[Polyamarous]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QOvEG27Gt4

I HEART LEGO

[Misanthropic]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/bassbassbass.jpg

[Sauron]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/JJerose/DSCN3474.jpg

Little half-bass action, I guess. Mr. Charlie Hunter back in September. Took a nifty video to go along with it too, if nobody's ever heard him before: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5631172043477596244&hl=en

Bassin' with the thumb, leads with the fingers.

[super deluxe]

Seriously, Lisa.

Why does god hate chicago? I was supposed to go to beloit today. LOL.


this weather is balls.

[Akira]

Hunter is a beast.

[super deluxe]

Lawl @ Jody





that hat makes your head look bizarrely disproportionate.

[chaosMK]

I would put up some of myself, but I look like a movie star in every photo they take of me for some reason. Drum face-

Giann Rubio in like 2001 (now in Aghora)

http://a507.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/114/l_f92f34104f03a4cb579d65d3a439e2ea.jpg

Old drummer about to have a stroke-
http://a337.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/87/l_f443822aa4dcea81a456e81278f90c48.jpg

Current drummer looking like a primate-
http://a453.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/100/l_6a47676ba2ca9e29ed90173519f16eac.jpg

[naut]

http://a490.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/122/l_f4fe693350202a7bb15527ab80241831.jpg

mmmastubate

[Raayl]

http://a490.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/122/l_f4fe693350202a7bb15527ab80241831.jpg

mmmastubate

drool.

[AcerbicCunnt77]

who is that girl?

[naut]

ginger sling.

[EADGC]

so ok

I have this theory that if a girl plays bass, she automatically gains 100 hotness points in the eyes of bass players

would you guys agree?

[Raayl]

ginger sling.

I originally posted a picture of Lisa in her fishnets.

But I took it down cause I didn't wanna melt the forums.

[naut]

so ok

I have this theory that if a girl plays bass, she automatically gains 100 hotness points in the eyes of bass players

would you guys agree?

definitely not. i'm actually kind of put off by it. i don't like girls doing what i do. like when girl asks to ride my board - no bitch, you can't skate, do your own thing. for ****s' sake you don't see me taking the broom out of your hand.

[Raayl]

definitely not. i'm actually kind of put off by it. i don't like girls doing what i do. like when girl asks to ride my board - no bitch, you can't skate, do your own thing. for ****s' sake you don't see me taking the broom out of your hand.

Lmfao he totally just stole what I said on MSN.

I agree.

I don't find female bass players attractive at all, really. It is kind of a turn off, to be honest.

[naut]

actually you wrote that literally minutes after i did.

msn: 5:35:44 PM

mx: 01:32 AM

[EADGC]

well I find it true personally, and some of my bass player friends agree

eh

[Raayl]

well I find it true personally, and some of my bass player friends agree

eh

some of your bass player friends that have never been laid?

Due to the fact 98% of the bass forum consists of either 17 year old ugly *** teenagers or old crusty assholes who have been with nobody else but "gretchen" and their 13 daughters and 26 sons, I'll take my advice on what is attractive from somewhere else.

[Akira]

What does having been laid have to do with finding someone attractive?

[EADGC]

some of your bass player friends that have never been laid?



I don't see what that has to do with it

[Raayl]

LOL.

And so it was, the virgins flocked.

[EADGC]

alright Sade you're not a virgin we get it

[Raayl]

alright Sade you're not a virgin we get it

Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Oh my god.

[Akira]

Sade, stop feeling undeserved pride over your sex life and start a new comp.

[EADGC]

fun fact: Sade is actually a pr0no addict


he told me

[naut]

you can finger your Conklin but has it ever tickled you back? LOMYALE

[Raayl]

Sade, stop feeling undeserved pride over your sex life and start a new comp.

Hahahahahahaha. I seriously can't get over it. Could you make your sexual shortcomings any more obvious? "OMG WHAT DOES GETTING LAID HAVE TO DO WITH IT? I RESPECT THEIR BEAUTY WTF, I AM ALLOWED."

Hahahahahahahahaha.
















Hahahahahahaha.

[EADGC]

Akira just respects women too much


He has to be IN LOVE ok

[Raayl]

fun fact: Sade is actually a pr0no addict


he told me

Absolutely. I am addicted to masturbation, porno, women and sex. Lmao, at least I can choose whichever one I want whenever I want.

You guys? Hahahahaha. Might take a few very expensive drugs to get your way.

[Akira]

Dude. I'm only 17. If you're trying to make me feel like some pathetic 40 year old virgin, your not going to be very successful.

[EADGC]

Absolutely. I am addicted to masturbation, animal photographs, women and sex. Lmao, at least I can choose whichever one I want whenever I want.


I didn't say I couldn't

but ye this thread is turning into a high school locker room discussion SO

[EADGC]

Dude. I'm only 17. If you're trying to make me feel like some pathetic 40 year old virgin, your not going to be very successful.

the average age for losing virginity is 16 iirc


what's the deal Akira


huh


are you some kinda feggit

[Raayl]

Dude. I'm only 17. If you're trying to make me feel like some pathetic 40 year old virgin, your not going to be very successful.

LAUGHING MY ****IN' *** OFF.



......


Hahaha.

What I love is how you try to blame your lack of sexual encounters on the fact you're "above" sex. Like it is something only we "animals" engage in and you don't need to have it to be friggin' awesome cause you're just so disconnected and intellectual with your big 7 string bass and "WINTER NAMM 07: I WAS THERE" baseball cap and matching t-shirt.

[Akira]

Wait, what? When the hell did I say I was above sex?

Come on Sade, you can do better than putting words into my mouth.

[Raayl]

Wait, what? When the hell did I say I was above sex?

Come on Sade, you can do better than putting words into my mouth.

At the rate you're going, eventually your only option might be to have guys like me put things in your mouth.

[Akira]

I see what you did there.

[EADGC]

Most intelligent thread ever.

[naut]

the average age for losing virginity is 16 iirc

or 15 if you're like naut and got drunk with an ugly chick.

[EADGC]

or 15 if you're like naut and get drunk with an ugly chick.

pixorlies

[Raayl]

hi im matthew how r u??????????? says:
i was just waiting for that
hi im matthew how r u??????????? says:
akira he just dont get it
hi im matthew how r u??????????? says:
like you're 17 and a virgin
hi im matthew how r u??????????? says:
you're also in a marching band
hi im matthew how r u??????????? says:
GEE I WONDER IF THERE'S A CONNECTION


best MSN convo ever. Thanks Karas.

[EADGC]

hahahaha



sorry Akira, I had to

[Raayl]

Most intelligent thread ever.

Lmao, see? That's why you guys have problems in the sex department. This is a thread about sex. Not about "who can make the best argument for their own solipsistic paradox."

It's all so clear to me now. Nothing will turn a woman off more than wanting to dissect Kafka's "Metamorphisis" while she's riding reverse cowboy.

[naut]

pixorlies

i wrote a pretty kick-*** story about it in the pit years back. need to dig that up...got deleted at the other forum i had it on.

[EADGC]

i wrote a pretty kick-*** story about it in the pit years back. need to dig that up...got deleted at the other forum i had it on.

I need to read that.

[Akira]

Fine. You win Sade. I suck. At life.

Good job winning at the internet.

[naut]

I need to read that.


yes you do. i'm gonna look for it in the archive.

second best/worst lay: 26 year old fat pre-school teacher. i can't even make that **** up.

[Raayl]

Fine. You win Sade. I suck. At life.

Good job winning at the internet.

Hahaha, apparently I beat you both online and in real life. I procreate, spread my seed and also have a brain bigger than yours. Darwin's law baby, Darwin's law.

[EADGC]

second best/worst lay: 26 year old fat pre-school teacher. i can't even make that **** up.

I really don't even know what to say to that.

like on one hand, it's not believable

on the other hand, you ARE Dylan.

[naut]

you ARE Dylan.

exactly.

the only part though that makes it sound unbelievable is the "pre-school teacher" thing. if you knew her though...she's not exactly what you'd imagine. goes out four times a week, drinks, does coke, not exactly storybook. i'd link her my space but i think she deleted it.

[Raayl]

exactly.

the only part though that makes it sound unbelievable is the "pre-school teacher" thing. if you knew her though...she's not exactly what you'd imagine. goes out four times a week, drinks, does coke, not exactly storybook. i'd link her my space but i think she deleted it.

lmao destroy her career. It will be fun.

[naut]

lmao destroy her career. It will be fun.

that's why i really wish i had saved some of her pictures. every shot was just her squeezing her double d's. it's probably the reason she deleted her ms. wrong people got hold of it.

i'll look on my photobucket real quick.

[Raayl]

that's why i really wish i had saved some of her pictures. every shot was just her squeezing her double d's. it's probably the reason she deleted her ms. wrong people got hold of it.

i'll look on my photobucket real quick.

you know word of mouth will be plenty to destroy her career? she's a PRESCHOOL teacher. Any allegations at all will cause her to go under direct scrutiny. Angry parents mad about their kids at that young age, drug tests, etc.

I would do it, just because I can. Also cause it's kind of morally right. Don't want a coke head influencing our children! But mostly I'd do it just cause I'm evil like that and I take pleasure in the suffering of others. But it has the added bonus of being morally correct.

[naut]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/Supernaut_1/EEK.jpg

hahahahaha

[Raayl]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/Supernaut_1/EEK.jpg

hahahahaha

DESTROY HER.

NOW.

[EADGC]

:amaze:

[Raayl]

You know what's hilarious?

Dylan banged that fat teacher to my first album, projekt virulent.

[naut]

:lol: that period of life was a completely disturbing blur filled with fat girls, absolut, pills, and a weird *** soundtrack.

[Raayl]

:lol: that period of life was a completely disturbing blur filled with fat girls, absolut, pills, and a weird *** soundtrack.

Hahahahahahaha.

[da_s_man13]

:lol: that period of life was a completely disturbing blur filled with fat girls, absolut, pills, and a weird *** soundtrack.

Awesome. Hahaha

[megadeth456]

Hilarity ITT

[Raayl]

Ok, what in the name of god does ITT mean.

[megadeth456]

In This Thread.

[Raayl]

In This Thread.

that's ****in stupid.

[megadeth456]

you'll live.

[Raayl]

you'll live.

stupidity ITT

[megadeth456]

that's ****in stupid.

...

[Raayl]

...

ORLY?

[megadeth456]

ORLY?

YARLY.

[da_s_man13]

That chick doesnt look THAT big in the pic Dylan, more pics!

[super deluxe]

dude naut did she sit on your face and make you guess how much she weighs?







this thread turned out awesome.

[Raayl]

dude naut did she sit on your face and make you guess how much she weighs?







this thread turned out awesome.

Laughin' my ****in *** off, see what I mean gentlemen? THE LADIE RESPECTS OUR MASCULINE AND SEXUAL DOMINANCE.

Oh yeah, this is the ****in wolf pack. ****in' discovery channel ****.

[naut]

dude naut did she sit on your face and make you guess how much she weighs?

yeah but it was more like just guessing how much her vagina weighed.

[super deluxe]

yeah but it was more like just guessing how much her vagina weighed.

beef curtains!

[naut]

she had a couple midget stagehands operating the pull-ropes.

[Raayl]

she had a couple midget stagehands operating the pull-ropes.

Check your myspace mail, got somethin' for ya.

[naut]

sweet.

[Polyamarous]

You make me feel inferior for having normal sex.

[naut]

and rightly so.

[exit]

Now i want to have old fat pre school teacher sex too:(

[naut]

woah woah all of the above but take out the old.

[Jimbobntnr]

I had fat sunday school teacher sex when I was 20. I didn't know Sunday School Teacher was a profession, but I didn't really care to get into it with her.

[super deluxe]

I had fat sunday school teacher sex when I was 20. I didn't know Sunday School Teacher was a profession, but I didn't really care to get into it with her.

uh, clearly you DID care to "get into it"




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