You Know Why **** Doesn't Every Get Done Around Here? This Is Why

[Against Miik!]

Sooo we have this great legislative body in America called Congress. They are supposed to get together every once in a while, and discuss the problems that plague our great nation. After much deliberation, they generally come to some sort of concensus, and everything is alllll better. Proof:

http://alternet.org/blogs/peek/75895/

http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/02/our_congress_takes_care_of_the.php

Like WTF!!!! This administration is spying on its own citizens, and we are worried about the actions of NFL coaches? Thanks Congress.

Obviously the coaches thing was the last problem to be solved in America, so Congress figured we should make the God part of our worthless money bigger.

For those of you who are pro taxes, this is what your money goes to. A failed war and this ****.

[Reaganista]

congress abdicated its legislative function in favor of posturing and constituent services back in the 1940s

[1338 h4x0r]

Obviously the coaches thing was the last problem to be solved in America, so Congress figured we should make the God part of our worthless money bigger.


Once I realized life is absurd, it seems since to have gone better. All this time I thought trying to appease the gods (or Abrahamic God) with strange rituals was left behind in the days of the Mayans and Babylonians, but I guess not.

We may as well start to sacrifice children at the summit of the Capitol steps for protection.