6"A Zild splash....who wants it

[Mr Pink]

OK...a short essay...80 words or less on why you need it. Mention of llamas gets extra credit. This time tomorrow a winner will be picked.:thumb:

Please include where you live.

[Mirror.Circuit]

I need it because I broke my 8" zXt splash last week and am right now getting 50 dollar paychecks,40 of which goes to gas,which I need to go see Llama's.

[breakster]

i live in south africa. am i elligable? i can write a killer essay...

[Mr Pink]

i live in south africa. am i elligable? i can write a killer essay...

Sorry but shipping cost make it a NO......:mad:

[static]

Ever since I started drumming I've wanted a nice quick accented cymbal, and this is it. My pet llama loves splash cymbals and we live in MA. And I only have 3 cymbals.

[MeaninglessPhoto]

I believe I need it because I am in a band where I use splashes more than crashes and I need more variety in my setup. My llama also died yesterday and I feel really bad down here in good ole' North Carolina.

[Snarz]

I beleive i need this for then any member becasue i think i deserve it, i have no good cymbals and this one would be killer to have as my first good one.and wtf is a llama?

[Enrique]

I want to visit the Sahara desert really badly, but that's gonna cost me a llama money to get out there. I'm from Chicago and because we have such a diverse city, I think I'm part hispanic, so if I spoke to people out there, would they understand me if I said "como say llama?" Oh, did I mention I'm in a band and absolutely have not a single splash cymbal? :)

[AdultSwim815]

I need it because my pet llama ed ran away yesterday. So I'm quite depressed and I need a lively splash to make my life better. Unfortunately my drum kit only consists of a crash, hihat and ride so I fear without that splash my life may come to an end :( I miss my llama ed :( Also, I'm from Marengo, IL the town sucks.

[Obelisk]

My llama's a crack addict.

[ant_182]

Well my llama broke its splash the other day and has been depressed. It really enjoyed playing the splash and now feels lonely. My llama is starting to self harm now also. It really needs this splash :( The UK doesnt offer much for llamas especially drum stuff

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[DrumIntoTheNight]

Serious answer: I've been looking for one around here for weeks, and I'm having a hard time finding one. I'm working towards a little 'splash rack' between my toms, and I think it'd be a vast improvement on my Wuhan 8" :p

UK'er here, but willing to pay postage :D

[Mr Pink]

The dead and dying llama theme is a bit over used.
Think outside the box. Think of the majesty of the llama.

[Mr Pink]

Serious answer: I've been looking for one around here for weeks, and I'm having a hard time finding one. I'm working towards a little 'splash rack' between my toms, and I think it'd be a vast improvement on my Wuhan 8" :p

UK'er here, but willing to pay postage :D

Llama?

[static]

I live in the evil world of Llama, MA, which is ruled by Lord Llamatia. He said that unless I bring him a 6" A Zildjian Splash, he'll destroy my home and kill my family. So please, give it to me. :(

[Panopticon]

idk i dont really want the splash but you guys look like you're having fun.

I think i should get this splash because my llama needs a new food dish. I just need duct tape and this will hold just the right amount of food.

[DrumIntoTheNight]

Llama?

Haha, 100% serious here; my family has been looking at getting some Llamas for ages. We've got geese, chickens, had goats ages ago, and my mum loves the things haha. Maybe even more than you :eek:

:lol:

[Panopticon]

dude your avi is on the back of my t-shirt.

[The Chemist]

I feel i deserve that splash cymbal because I am a Llama, an If I don't get it, I'll bleat you to death, crap all over your Pork Pies, then chew your lawn up. Of course, you yourself may be a Llama, so therefor, as common courtesy to fellow Llamas, I deserve the cymbal.

PS: Canada

[ace76543]

WOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE! i have a llama, and he said he'd only learn drums if i had a 6" zildjian splash! that and my b8 6" has a crack in it, so i'm in need of a new one.

i live in canada

[Enrique]

Majesty eh? Well I can tell you that llamas are well-socialized and friendly beings that gracefully make their presence known. They are very curious and will approach people easily. Many of us share traits similar to llamas. But would I want to impregnate a llama? For a 6" splash, you bet I would; we'd do it in an alley off of Addison and Damen in Chicago. I would happily conduct the spit test for this summa ma bitch! :thumb:

[Mr Pink]

I live in the evil world of Llama, MA, which is ruled by Lord Llamatia. He said that unless I bring him a 6" A Zildjian Splash, he'll destroy my home and kill my family. So please, give it to me. :(


Best so far.

[static]

thank you v much

do you like my picture?

[Enrique]

Best so far.

lol, you got to be kidding me! :wave:

[static]

tbh bestiality =/= majestic

[Houdini]

Mr. Pink, I come to you as Ohio's only follower of the llama religion. I believe that the true beauty and grace of the llama can lead us all to slavation, and I also believe that a 6" A Zlidjian splash is needed for anyone to enter the great llama pen in the sky. Please, help take me to a better place where I can live in dance in harmony with llamas.

[bobby__johnny]

i deserve the splash. my kit is boourns and it needs some swank to it


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my location is in my location
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[fishbulb]

The legend of the llama is one of great mystery and interest. The name itself has two l's right next to each other which alone makes this creature sound like a majestic and intriguing combination of beauty and strength. There was once a myth about the origins of the llama and it stated: "Although the llama is already a stunning and incredible creature, for one to unlock its innermost beauty and peace and see it in its true light, one must send a gift in the shape of a Zildjian A 6" Splash cymbal to a complete stranger."

- Ventura California (just north of LA)

[ant_182]

The llamas will attack you at night fall if they don't get the cymbal and deliver it to me here in Lowestoft

[Enrique]

The legend of the llama is one of great mystery and interest. The name itself has two l's right next to each other which alone makes this creature sound like a majestic and intriguing combination of beauty and strength. There was once a myth about the origins of the llama and it stated: "Although the llama is already a stunning and incredible creature, for one to unlock its innermost beauty and peace and see it in its true light, one must send a gift in the shape of a Zildjian A 6" Splash cymbal to a complete stranger."

- Ventura California (just north of LA)
HAHAHA!! You got my vote! :chug:

[Panopticon]

yeah fishbulb wins.

[fishbulb]

Sadly i am disqualified because it is 97 words and Mr. Pink clearly stated 80 words or less but i still got some amusement out of writing it so it's all good.

[billdrum]

llama=large messy roadkill

winner
/thread

[Panopticon]

if you hadn't said that he never would have known.

[fishbulb]

I like to be honest with people.

Plus he might make an exception if he likes it.

[Mr Pink]

The legend of the llama is one of great mystery and interest. The name itself has two l's right next to each other which alone makes this creature sound like a majestic and intriguing combination of beauty and strength. There was once a myth about the origins of the llama and it stated: "Although the llama is already a stunning and incredible creature, for one to unlock its innermost beauty and peace and see it in its true light, one must send a gift in the shape of a Zildjian A 6" Splash cymbal to a complete stranger."

- Ventura California (just north of LA)

I think we have a winner....but comp will be open until 12:30 PM tomorrow as stated.:thumb:

[slim_jim147]

i don't really like to talk about that but I'll make an exeption for that wonderfull splash.
So everything started a month ago. My llama started to talk about death and everyone he knows that is not alive now. He started to take drugs, to smoke and fight at school. I didn't know what to do. And maybe 1 week ago, he ran out of our home. He left a message on the table. I won't tell you what was on the letter , it is too hard for me. I only tell you that it is for some mistakes that I've done. I fear that he will kill himself or come back and kill me , or burn my house or even something bigger.
maybe if you give me that cymbal, I will feel better and not empty.(I won't tell you that everything is going well for me, money, a new girlfriend :thumb:.)

I pretty sure it is more that 80 words ,but Mr,Pink is a good guy and I know he will understant what I told you.

I live in Canada btw.

ty

-S.j.-

Oh ! And I,m am not really good in english. I would like to told you a lot more about what happen but I can't find the good words

And the splash would be for me and my riend. I would leave it on the kit I use whn we do some band practice, at my friend house, but I will use it more that him!

Think about it!

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there 80 words

[slim_jim147]

llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama MA


there 80 words

Not really:mad:

[green242]

I counted 66 words... 1 number..

[Mr Pink]

llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama MA


there 80 words


Kinda was hoping for 80 DIFFERENT words.......:smash:

[BummerJonny]

err...

because since i broke my splash, which i loved, ive been splashless. and being splashless is no fun. i used to enjoy grooving with my little splashy sounds, giving it a nice acceny sound...
and splashingis fun. one time i was splashing in a lake, and i was playing my splash at the same time, and a llama came along, and he couldnt play the splash cause he had no hands, so he just splashed around in the water with me for ages... it was well fun :P

[ace76543]

that was pretty good

[slim_jim147]

so... who got it???

[fishbulb]

Looks like either me or Jonny won but it's Pink's final decision.

[psychocream]

Well...

here's a llama,there's a llama and another little llama
fuzzy llama,funny llama, llama, llama, duck

llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick,
potato, llama, llama, llama, mushroom
llama, llama, llama, duck

i was once a treehouse,
i lived in a cake,
but i never saw the way,
the orange slayed the rake,
i was only three years dead,
but it told a tale,
and now listen, little child,
to the safety rail,

did you ever see a llama,
kiss a llama,
on the llama,
llama's llama,
tastes of llama,
llama, llama,
duck.

half a llama,
twice the llama,
not a llama,
farmer,
llama,
llama in a car,
alarm a llama,
llama,
duck.

is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob,
ankle,
cold.
now my song is getting thin,
i've run out of luck,
time for me to retire now,
and become a duck.....

....And thats pretty much why i need it.

[Verdas]

Hey Pink, can I have the splash?

[Panopticon]

verdas should get it because he has bawlz

[Mirror.Circuit]

Pink!
We need a decision,here man.
There's seriously a lot of people on here who could use it.
I didn't even read all the posts and I saw,including myself,5 people who don't have splashes.

[bobby__johnny]

in all honesty, i could never use a 6" splash. wayyy too small for me.

[Mirror.Circuit]

Mine was an 8,but I don't care.
I miss having a splash.

[LoneStarDrummer]

a 6" splash would make a nice ash tray if i ever decide to take up smoking. give it to me.

[Aaron]

I've been after one for ages. If it's still up for grabs i'll buy it off you + postage.

[CombatWombat3]

Do you guys realize how hard you've probably made it for him to choose?

[Mirror.Circuit]

Yep.
I think we have a raffle,honestly.
Almost everyone in here who asked for it actually needs it.

[Mr Pink]

fishbulb..............

[DrumIntoTheNight]

Alpacas are better anyway.

[crazyguy832]

Woo! Fishy wins!

:smash:

[Mr Pink]

Alpacas are better anyway.

Alpacas are midget llamas.

[DrumIntoTheNight]

Midget, therefore more cute :p

[green242]

fishbulb..............
...is gay...




































haha, J/k..

[Mirror.Circuit]

fishbulb..............

sucks.
yes,i am a sore loser.

[Mr Pink]

sucks.
yes,i am a sore loser.

In the near future I will have another contest.:thumb:

[fishbulb]

Thankyou very much Mr Pink, i am very appreciative.

How should we do this? Will i pay you the approximate shipping amount over paypal and give you my shipping info?

[Mirror.Circuit]

In the near future I will have another contest.:thumb:

Looking forward to it!
Out of curiosity,how did you pick Fishy?

[Mr Pink]

Looking forward to it!
Out of curiosity,how did you pick Fishy?

I liked his essay.:chug:

[Mr Pink]

Thankyou very much Mr Pink, i am very appreciative.

How should we do this? Will i pay you the approximate shipping amount over paypal and give you my shipping info?

Yo Fishmonger.....what is your email addy....we will discuss shipping.

[fastlane]

Ill try to give a serious answer plus use the llama!

Well I have been playing for right over two years. I've been looking for some diversity in my playing and trying to incorporate more sounds and textures. The 6'' zildjian would add wonderful color to my arrangement of sounds and help me get over the diversity issue of beind monotone and boring like a llama. This would turn my llama kit into a tina kit (Napolean Dynamite heck yea) (tina is the coolest llama ever).

bah: i just realzied the contest is over. well ill leave it up for kicks anyways.

[Dark Mediocre]

wow

[fastlane]

LOL i think its pretty clever

[Little Android Man]

rep for being stupid lmao

[fastlane]

hahaha well at least i got rep outta the deal ;)

[Dark Mediocre]

neg me

[Chippy569]

i slept with a llama, and a 6" zildjian splash is the only thing that could help me gain my self respect back.

[Verdas]

This thread needs to be put down like a llama with a broken leg

[Mr Pink]

This thread needs to be put down like a llama with a broken leg

Too little, too late.