Waking The Cadaver Announced For Wacken

[i am the robots]

hanumizzle (2:23:11 AM): "We goin' ta Germany niggaz, WHOO!"

It's a slamgore revolution!

yeah hanumizzles 1338 faggot

[Silenius]

Please say this is a joke... :(

[donteatpieontuesday]

wtf they don't even have much of a following, only a small fan base in america, well atleast thats all I know

[1338 h4x0r]

mappy, it's not Wacken; it's Death Fest

http://snurl.com/1ykkn

Still pretty damn sad though, that a wiggercore band like them could tour with respected veteran DM acts.

[Silenius]

How the **** does this band even have fans? Surely people only know them for the lulz factor.

[i am the robots]

Oh well, still lol.

[i am the robots]

wtf they don't even have much of a following, only a small fan base in america, well atleast thats all I know

theyre blowing up really fast though

[1338 h4x0r]

If David Hasselhoff has a rabid horde of fans in Germany, then I don't see why Waking the Cadaver can't be huge there either.

Remember, these people also brought us the Pickelhaube and Bayerische Crème; they don't have the greatest taste in a lot of things.

EDIT - don't forget the Volkspolizei helmet

[i am the robots]

:lol: not to mention their bread sucks

[1338 h4x0r]

I like Pumpernickel tbh but it betokens very bad taste when you have a critically large fan base for a band whose studio album sounded worse than their live recordings.

[Silenius]

hey **** you guys :(


We have great engineering skills.

[i am the robots]

im just a bitter pollack :(

[1338 h4x0r]

hey **** you guys :(


We have great engineering skills.

Word, I took Deutsch in high school and I'm practically half-German by blood; it's where my good looks come from

http://a564.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/m_6d3a6b20fd2c0c502bb8c684a19ad9fb.jpg

[Pebster49]

LOL **** and Ball Torchure...now thats a LOL Band...lol you think shredded wheat is badd....lol:amaze:

[Shred Danson]

OK guys if I don't post tomorrow it's because I hung myself over this horrid ****ing news. Even if they aren't playing Wacken...**** them.

[repcak]

Word, I took Deutsch in high school and I'm practically half-German by blood; it's where my good looks come from

http://a564.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/m_6d3a6b20fd2c0c502bb8c684a19ad9fb.jpg

:lol:

drugs? :p
or did you just watched a picture of a nude woman, while making that photo? ^^

[1338 h4x0r]

:lol:

drugs? :p
or did you just watched a picture of a nude woman, while making that photo? ^^

No, that's simply my perfectly sober, perfectly handsome face.

[VomitStainedCretin]

:lol: not to mention their bread sucksWhat, because it actually has fibre and flavour?

[repcak]

our bread is good and pumpernickel isn't that great... i don't even know why its so famous in the us ^^ lol.

[VomitStainedCretin]

Apfelstrudel is great too

[i am the robots]

What, because it actually has fibre and flavour?

i like whole grain bread you ******

[1338 h4x0r]

I forgot what it was called but I had some Schwarzbrot with onions cooked into it. That **** was a meal nigga!

[Luc214]

No, that's simply my perfectly sober, perfectly handsome face.

Naw your eyes don't normally bug out like that :lol:

Who cares about WtC anyway? There are like, five good bands playing in that lineup.

[pate]

Wacken the Cadaver

[repcak]

Apfelstrudel is great too

very very true :D

[1338 h4x0r]

Wacken the Cadaver

Like I said earlier, here's how Don Campan probably reacted after getting off the phone:

"We goin' ta Germanbree, niggaz! WHOO!" *random bong sounds*

[here comes the bird flu]

WAKING THA CADAVER

AUTHORITY THRU INTIMIDATION YEARGGGGAAAHAAHHHH

[1338 h4x0r]

WAKING THA CADAVER

AUTHORITY THRU PITRIFFING BONGSLAMMING GORE GROOVE YEARGGGGAAAHAAHHHH

Fixed.

[here comes the bird flu]

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc6/NecroharmonicProductions/Hoods2copy.gif
proof of bonglsamming gore groove

[Luc214]

Lol

[1338 h4x0r]

wtf, I should come up with their shirt logos. I guess it's a moot point anyway, because I recently found a band that's even better than WTC.

http://www.myspace.com/fecalerectionment

Guttural Fecal Slam is my favorite track there.

[beans]

lol @ wiggercore

[1338 h4x0r]

lol @ wiggercore

If you thought that was funny, look at the tags people have given them on last.fm, such as 'gaygrind', 'frog noises' and 'makes me wanna **** concrete'.

[mockingv6]

damn people stop hating on WtC

[masscows]

All these Devourment clones can **** off, especially Waking the Cadaver.

I have them tagged as hip-hop on last.fm, everyone else should too.

[bringonthebreakdown]

If you thought that was funny, look at the tags people have given them on last.fm, such as 'gaygrind', 'frog noises' and 'makes me wanna **** concrete'.

HAHAHAHA

[RiceMonster]

I tagged Waking the Cadaver as shredded wheat

lol @ makes me wanna **** concrete