ok i have to write a personal statement like for school applications but idk

[Reaganista]

u guys know me better than anyone else except my group therapy group i guess so wat do u think i should state about me like
personally

[i am the robots]

talk about the girth of your pene in detail

[Reaganista]

hmm idk if that's the sort of thing they want to know about also that's like the least remarkable thing about me

[i am the robots]

tell them how you always had a low sense of self-worth because of your small penis (go into detail on its girth) and how getting in to whatever school would be such a confidence boost

[Reaganista]

ya i could go that way i guess idk really wat girth means tho ?????

[i am the robots]

like how thick your dong is

like it better be a chode

cause thats not something you see every day and colleges want that

[Reaganista]

im sry im not familiar with all this dick terminology ???

why do they want that

[The Stig]

write about PNWI and speed limits


like how you don't believe there are roads with stoplights that have a limit more that 55

[Reaganista]

what ???

how stupid would that be to put stoplights on a road going over 55 mph that's like a highway people wouldnt be able to stop
totally retarded

[ariathe22nd]

idk im so confused idk what to write

[The Stig]

what ???

how stupid would that be to put stoplights on a road going over 55 mph that's like a highway people wouldnt be able to stop
totally retarded

Yeah we had this argument in a thread about some dude who got into a car accident.

[Reaganista]

idk im so confused idk what to write
hay me too !

Yeah we had this argument in a thread about some dude who got into a car accident.

sounds retarded why would you think they had stop lights on 55 mph highways

[The Stig]

I dunno but they do in Georgia.

There's a state route that connects Athens with I-85 that is 45 and 55 in a limited access configuration right near I-85, and then it goes to a standard highway with stoplights and is 65 MPH for about two and a half counties...Welcome to the south

[guitrguy]

they do here too

[Reaganista]

yeah that's not true but ok welcome to the internet

[tablespoonful]

kinds of depends on what the app is for whats it for

[Reaganista]

it's for law school why's it kind of depend on that

[DBoons Ghost]

Try to focus on the strength of your wit and clever yet subtle cynicism. It's what I love about your posts. However, your arguementative stance and ability to speak volumes in a single grammatically awful chat lingo'd sentance seems to work for you as well.

You'll make a great lawyer if court was conducted on AIM.

[Mister_Che]

copy that one douche who did everything but go to college

damn i hate that guy

[g°®†]

Try to focus on the strength of your wit and clever yet subtle cynicism. It's what I love about your posts. However, your arguementative stance and ability to speak volumes in a single grammatically awful chat lingo'd sentance seems to work for you as well.

You'll make a great lawyer if court was conducted on AIM.

[DBoons Ghost]

Hey copycat! You're like my daughter. She's in that phase.

[Hep Kat]

Hey copycat! You're like my daughter. She's in that phase.

Phase eh? Don't think she could make it eh?



What kinda father are you, sir?

[Reaganista]

Try to focus on the strength of your wit and clever yet subtle cynicism. It's what I love about your posts. However, your arguementative stance and ability to speak volumes in a single grammatically awful chat lingo'd sentance seems to work for you as well.

You'll make a great lawyer if court was conducted on AIM.
thx
copy that one douche who did everything but go to college

damn i hate that guy

wat

[DBoons Ghost]

Phase eh? Don't think she could make it eh?



What kinda father are you, sir?

I have no clue what you're on about.

The copycat phase where she repeats everything you say. It's a phase most children go through until they get bored of it and do something else.

[Hep Kat]

I have no clue what you're on about.

The copycat phase where she repeats everything you say. It's a phase most children go through until they get bored of it and do something else.

And here I was thinking you were talking about her becoming a lawyer :lol:



I need coffee.

[DBoons Ghost]

And here I was thinking you were talking about her becoming a lawyer :lol:



I need coffee.

I wouldn't doom her to such a fate. As of now, her top picks are she wants to be a princess, but I told her there were no more kings and she seemed upset and my wife gave me the look of "she's 4 stupid". Then she wanted to raise magical ponies and I let that one go. Now she wants to be a dancer or an actress.

[Reaganista]

if my daughter said she wanted to be a princess i would beat her

[DBoons Ghost]

if my daughter said she wanted to be a princess i would beat her

No you wouldn't. All little girls hit that phase. You better hope for boys if you do ever procreate. Something tells me your offspring will come out and speak only chat lingo.

[The Stig]

I wouldn't doom her to such a fate. As of now, her top picks are she wants to be a princess, but I told her there were no more kings and she seemed upset and my wife gave me the look of "she's 4 stupid". Then she wanted to raise magical ponies and I let that one go. Now she wants to be a dancer or an actress.

I am planning on having that fate one of these days...

[Reaganista]

wat u get on lsatssssssss

[The Stig]

I take them in June...

On a practice LSAT I took before starting one of those LSAT books I got a 162. I'll have to go through that book again sometime soon...

[Anglachel]

I hope that if I do have children, I get a boy.

My dad still doesnt understand his own wife most of the time.

[sweboy]

Try to focus on the strength of your wit and clever yet subtle cynicism. It's what I love about your posts. However, your arguementative stance and ability to speak volumes in a single grammatically awful chat lingo'd sentance seems to work for you as well.

You'll make a great lawyer if court was conducted on AIM.

Judge_Jukowsi_56: Your client was spotted at crime scene at the time of the crime.
Reaganista: ya so waht
Judge_Jukowsi_56: We also have several eye witnesses claiming that they saw your client commit the act, aswell as security camera footage.
Reaganista: ya so waht
Judge_Jukowsi_56: Your client has admitted to being guilty.
Reaganista: ya so waht
Judge_Jukowsi_56: Do you have any comments on this?
Reaganista: what r we even doing here he didnt do anything
Judge_Jukowsi_56: Are you going to present a defence?
Reaganista: uhm y would i do that he didnt do it y dont u present a defence that u didnt do it
Judge_Jukowsi_56: I don't think we're going to make any progress today... cyber?
Reaganista: ya

[Hep Kat]

Judge_Jukowsi_56: Your client was spotted at crime scene at the time of the crime.
Reaganista: ya so waht
Judge_Jukowsi_56: We also have several eye witnesses claiming that they saw your client commit the act, aswell as security camera footage.
Reaganista: ya so waht
Judge_Jukowsi_56: Your client has admitted to being guilty.
Reaganista: ya so waht
Judge_Jukowsi_56: Do you have any comments on this?
Reaganista: what r we even doing here he didnt do anything
Judge_Jukowsi_56: Are you going to present a defence?
Reaganista: uhm y would i do that he didnt do it y dont u present a defence that u didnt do it
Judge_Jukowsi_56: I don't think we're going to make any progress today... cyber?
Reaganista: ya

that delivered

[Reaganista]

i lold

[Reaganista]

I take them in June...

On a practice LSAT I took before starting one of those LSAT books I got a 162. I'll have to go through that book again sometime soon...

ya i had the princeton review book and one other one i think they helped some i didnt take a prep class tho idk if ur doing that

[tablespoonful]

it's for law school why's it kind of depend on that

idk maybe you have to tailer your statement around that?

im going to apply to law school too in a year

[Reaganista]

it's a personal statement

[tablespoonful]

google for law school personal statements and read what people who got accepted suggest putting on them

/thread

i hear black people yelling outside in high flamboyant negro voices its pretty good

[sweboy]

I wouldn't doom her to such a fate. As of now, her top picks are she wants to be a princess, but I told her there were no more kings and she seemed upset and my wife gave me the look of "she's 4 stupid". Then she wanted to raise magical ponies and I let that one go. Now she wants to be a dancer or an actress.

Uhm there are plenty of kings around. Why would you lie to your 4 year old daughter and ruin her most precious dream?

[The Stig]

ya i had the princeton review book and one other one i think they helped some i didnt take a prep class tho idk if ur doing that

I have the McGraw Hill prep book. It's helping me out a decent bit so far with the logic games.

I'm not taking a class either. They are something like $1200 for a Kaplan course, and I'm not wasting my money for 5 points on the LSAT when I can just do the same things in the book.

[Reaganista]

wow idk it was that expensive i didnt even look cuz i started perparing too late to take one anyway
google for law school personal statements and read what people who got accepted suggest putting on them

/thread

i hear black people yelling outside in high flamboyant negro voices its pretty good

ok wat i was asking was for you to do that for me and then make like one post where u lay it all out

[tablespoonful]

http://www.top-law-schools.com/statement.html

[sweboy]

Ok I wrote it for you, np:

The Tway is a man about about love, hate, passion, betrayal, sons and fathers, war, and really ****ing enormous sausages. The main plot revolves around a young London boy named Tway who moves with his father, a British diplomat, to Frankfurt in 1933. Due to his father being away at work all day, Tway spends most of his time alone and is eventually drawn to the local Nazi party. He meets with them in secret and soon becomes somewhat of a leader for the local nazi youth. One day he is asked by his peers to hold a speech in town, and by agreeing he exposes his views to his father, which leads to him being kicked out and his father ending all contact with him. The following pages is basically just Tway bitching and stuff, and then there is a epic battle between Tway and his father and I think they had sex somewhere too? Anyway, the book was awesome since it had germans with funny accents and ****. Could have used more boobs though. I give it 99/100.

- Reaganista

[The Stig]

wow idk it was that expensive i didnt even look cuz i started perparing too late to take one anyway


ok wat i was asking was for you to do that for me and then make like one post where u lay it all out

Yeah I'm in a pre-law fraternity, and the discounted price Kaplan gives us is about $1100.

[McP3000]

Uhm there are plenty of kings around. Why would you lie to your 4 year old daughter and ruin her most precious dream?
I would


and Tway, do what Dboon said.

[Reaganista]

ok im totally failing to write this thing this is a major problem halp plz

[ariathe22nd]

jsut dont do it
easy

[Reaganista]

ok ya that would be easy but working at diary queen isnt so halp plz

[tablespoonful]

tell them ud sukk dikk for law school thats how bad you want it youd gladly consume the hot semen of a zesty stallion thats how bad you want that ****

[Reaganista]

ok true enough but i dont think they'd like that

[tablespoonful]

there could be some hella cool guy reading it and realizing the authenticity and originality of the plea, understand/praise your bestial humour and admit you

[Reaganista]

maybe

[BassFish]

thats risky business though i'd just like do a nice approach style. just give them a quote or something "if theres anything i am, its a good lawyer" - reaganista's personal statemtn

[The_Berzerker]

Deer sirz

Surry 4 mi bed language. I wud lice 2 bi in yur schoul bcuase i luv 2 lern abot peple

mi mumy seyz tat i em de berst arguras in mi howse.

plz leet mi en

luv

ReAgaNist

[Reaganista]

o god i think im gonna be sick

[The_Berzerker]

So you think they wont take pity on you for your child like manurism's and grammar?

[Reaganista]

you obviously have no idea