In light of recent events... / ITT: Kikefest '08

[Valhall]

I was informed today that once again, members of R&M think they are in kindergarten and work tirelessly to post ridiculous things on one of my bands' Last.FM pages.

Regardless of my opinion, many people have lost a lot of respect for anything having to do with Sputnikmusic, and I'm sure you're all proud of the fact that your incredibly stupid behavior reflects on Jeremy and the site.

I am not particulary concerned; I don't have to deal with it myself anymore. I'm sure you will all be very glad to know that I, among other people, want nothing to do with this site anymore, so you'll have to play games with people other than myself, because I'm not buying into it.


Although, it seems to me that the self-destructiveness of certain people here renders guilt trips useless anyway. Do you not know that posting animal photographsographic/offensive images is grounds for permanent deletion from the Last.FM site? The more ridiculous certain people get, they eventually end up cutting thier own throats.

I'm quite sure you all had fun, but I'm sorry to dissappoint you all in the fact that it's not me you are irritating. It's the people I have run my pages now, the Last.FM moderation team, etc. I'm done trying to reason with anybody; anybody with enough time to be that stupid obviously needs a new life (and brain).


I also have noticed quite recently that trends on Sputnik, in no way, shape, or form reflect reality or the real world. While the inanity on this site continues, I gain more fans and support in what I do and what I'm trying to accomplish every day. I have thus realized that there is no use in allowing myself to become perturbed by fools such as yourselves, because for the amount of times you all claim that I am seperated from reality, it is you who are delusional. Perhaps some of you need to take a step away from the internet and live in the real world.

Now that I have allowed myself to finally be baited into a response, I bid you all a good night, and hope that the majority of you don't actually behave like that in the real world. If you do, it's astonishing that you're still alive.

[MBS]

tl;dr

[Luc214]

If you wouldn't take your music so ****ing seriously no one would tease you.

You seem to think you're a mother****ing prodigy or something.

I like you, but ease up.

[MoonlightBleeding]

Well, we've been kicked off Wikipedia ftlog for being dumbasses.

[G_Mac07]

lol

[RiceMonster]

lol

[Anglachel]

They posted porn?

[beans]

i will agree with mbs man, you just gave them the reaction they wanted to get outta you

[Ed Wood]

*im licht of recent events

[Luc214]

They posted porn?

Niflheim did apparently.

[MBS]

BRA, the trolls beat you. this is quite possibly the best reaction they could hope for from you, and you fed it to them. stop taking the internet so seriously ffs.

[Anglachel]

Nifl post so I can rep you here

[MoonlightBleeding]

Valhall...Damn dude...1500 posts in a ****ing month?

[iarescientists]

D:
i'm so ashamed to be a registered user of this site

[MoonlightBleeding]

hahahahahaha

[NemesisDivina]

BEST.



THREAD.




EVER.
a

[MBS]

dramatic reading incoming

[MoonlightBleeding]

I was informed today that once again, members of R&M think they are in kindergarten and work tirelessly to post ridiculous things on one of my bands' Last.FM pages. (they're so mean waaaahhh)

Regardless of my opinion, many people have lost a lot of respect for anything having to do with Sputnikmusic, and I'm sure you're all proud of the fact that your incredibly stupid behavior reflects on Jeremy and the site. (i'm cool...i'm calling YOU out)

I am not particulary concerned; I don't have to deal with it myself anymore. I'm sure you will all be very glad to know that I, among other people, want nothing to do with this site anymore, so you'll have to play games with people other than myself, because I'm not buying into it. (they're all gonna get it...i'm gonna go out with a bang!)


Although, it seems to me that the self-destructiveness of certain people here renders guilt trips useless anyway. Do you not know that posting animal photographsographic/offensive images is grounds for permanent deletion from the Last.FM site? The more ridiculous certain people get, they eventually end up cutting thier own throats. (waaahhh how come i can't even be liked on a forum??? no one likes me at school waaahhh)

I'm quite sure you all had fun, but I'm sorry to dissappoint you all in the fact that it's not me you are irritating. It's the people I have run my pages now, the Last.FM moderation team, etc. I'm done trying to reason with anybody; anybody with enough time to be that stupid obviously needs a new life (and brain). (i have the biggest brain evah!)


I also have noticed quite recently that trends on Sputnik, in no way, shape, or form reflect reality or the real world. While the inanity on this site continues, I gain more fans and support in what I do and what I'm trying to accomplish every day. I have thus realized that there is no use in allowing myself to become perturbed by fools such as yourselves, because for the amount of times you all claim that I am seperated from reality, it is you who are delusional. Perhaps some of you need to take a step away from the internet and live in the real world. (like Wal-Mart that's real world)

Now that I have allowed myself to finally be baited into a response, I bid you all a good night, and hope that the majority of you don't actually behave like that in the real world. If you do, it's astonishing that you're still alive. (Now I sound cool. I'll watch for replies for the next five months to find people's stupidity. i'm gonna log back on WoW!)

gtfo.

[Anglachel]

Its funny how some artists have people arrange every entry of them on the internet so as not to look bad

[MoonlightBleeding]

His band sucks.

[MBS]

sticky plz so we may all learn the error of our ways

[Anglachel]

No kidding


yes, /r/ sticky

[Deth]

This needs a sticky.

Beaten. Whatever, same ends.

[MoonlightBleeding]

I vote for sticky.

[iarescientists]

sticky like porn

[Ed Wood]

You may submit your demo/EP/LP for review, and it will appear on Peck's personal myspace page, this page, and Sputnikmusic.com.

awesome

[MoonlightBleeding]

I want my demo on Peck's myspace.

[NemesisDivina]

who are you?

[1338 h4x0r]

I also have noticed quite recently that trends on Sputnik, in no way, shape, or form reflect reality or the real world. While the inanity on this site continues, I gain more fans and support in what I do and what I'm trying to accomplish every day. I have thus realized that there is no use in allowing myself to become perturbed by fools such as yourselves, because for the amount of times you all claim that I am seperated from reality, it is you who are delusional. Perhaps some of you need to take a step away from the internet and live in the real world.


The Internet has a tendency to make people way less civil than usual. Regardless of anything else, I'm sure you didn't deserve your last.fm page getting spammed.

[Daven]

MoonlightBleeding

[Hbp]

Did he leave or sumthin?

[MoonlightBleeding]

...me?!

[Hbp]

No BRA

[Anglachel]

Who the **** tagged his **** sputnik and mx? Its like totally telling last.fm who to get at when BRA goes BAWWWWWing to them

[Ed Wood]

The Internet has a tendency to make people way less civil than usual. Regardless of anything else, I'm sure you didn't deserve your last.fm page getting spammed.
opinion void

[NemesisDivina]

...me?!

yes, you. who are you

[Ed Wood]

why isnt there a bled to death page on RYM

clearly a bad marketing move. even rym needs black metal unity

[MoonlightBleeding]

yes, you. who are you

A person.

[Anglachel]

lol his wiki just got fixed again

[NemesisDivina]

A person.

are you on an alt. or something?

[MoonlightBleeding]

No.

I'm a regular on the review site.

'Spreading my wings' over here though.

Basically, I'm a forum noob.

[Ed Wood]

stay on the review site please

[NemesisDivina]

stay on the review site please

agreed.

either that or act like a noob, stop trying to be funny and starting arguments.

[MoonlightBleeding]

**** you.

My wit lasts forever.

No way in hell I'll act like a noob.


OH NEMESIS YOU'RE SO FUNNY ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL

[Niflheim II]

So I finally ran BRA out of MX?


EDIT: Check BM thread for the final lulz

[MoonlightBleeding]

Who the **** is BRA?

My noob is showing

[NemesisDivina]

...the person who started this thread, and all this talk is about.

[Daven]

Threadstarter.

[Niflheim II]

shut up BRA


Who the **** is BRA?

My noob is showing

[NemesisDivina]

:lol:

I would laugh so ****ing hard if that was actually him.

[MoonlightBleeding]

I've been on this website longer than this bra dumbass

[iarescientists]

lol

[Anglachel]

I've been on this website longer than this bra dumbass
No, thats just his alt

[RiceMonster]

I've been on this website longer than this bra dumbass

No, he's been around longer than you.

He had an account called Behemoth_Rules_All before you were on here.

So I finally ran BRA out of MX?


EDIT: Check BM thread for the final lulz

dude u might get ur account permanently deleted watch out

[Niflheim II]

**** I hope not, I wouldnt be able to deal with that

[MoonlightBleeding]

I'm not Bra, but if you think I am, then go for it. :confused:

[NemesisDivina]

everyone who has AIM, please go IM him. he's online now!

Valhall2007

[JumpTheF**kUp]

THIS IS THE BEST COPYPASTA EVER


brb, going to the pit

[NemesisDivina]

TWO ZOOEY AVATARS IN ONE THREAD?!??!?!?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

/head explodes

[Anglachel]

THIS IS THE BEST COPYPASTA EVER


brb, going to the pit
beat you

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

Oh god is this that metal guy ahahaha

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

what's his lastfm so i can spam it

[Anglachel]

bled to death is the band

[Angmar]

http://www.last.fm/music/Bled+to+Death

lol I love you MX

[Anglachel]

Was his shoutbox cleaned or what?

[RiceMonster]

Yeah, it's cleaned a whole bunch of times. For a little while it had like 20 posts that just said "lol".

[MoonlightBleeding]

ha ha ha

[Txus]

lol

[iarescientists]

Was his shoutbox cleaned or what?

of course

it's purifying black metal

[Angmar]

It gets cleaned like every 6 hours or so, at one point we had nothing but like 20some comments of "lol"

Gahh beaten

[G_Mac07]

He had an account called Behemoth_Rules_All before you were on here.

It was something prior to that as well. Can't remember what it was though.

[Daven]

Atreyu Breaking Benjamin or some shi along those lines

[Apocalyptic Raids]

Atreyu_BreakingBenjamin

the good old days :')

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

Bled to Death is a solo band created by multi-talented musician Matthew “Axl” Peck. The band is noted as the latest in a growing trend of USBM (United States Black Metal) bands, and continues to be a one person project. The project is self-produced, and currently provides its own distribution. Though the band’s genre is highly debated and has changed throughout its history, it is generally considered by the music community to be a form of blackened death metal.




10 bux says he wrote that over ten hours and nine cups of coffee and if not, he proly did anyways

listening to it and whats with the cheap karaoke reverbs and no bass lol great mixin A+ would recommend to friends

also the sloppy guitar

and i cant believe he did it all by his lonesome

this thread wasnt very metal tbh!

[Angmar]

It was like BreakingBenjamin_Atreyu or something.

wow im slow today :upset:

[Anglachel]

0 Listeners to all his songs

BreakingBenjamin_Atreyu


Noonward his music sucks, thats why we make fun of him.

[masscows]

His band sucks.

Indictment is even worse than Bled to Death

[MoonlightBleeding]

Really?

He should take a permanent nap nobody likes his music.

[UmphreysHead]

This thread is thoroughly entertaining.

http://www.last.fm/music/Bled+to+Death
:lol: What a description.

[G_Mac07]

Ahh yes. I knew it as lame. :lol:

[masscows]

Atreyu_BreakingBenjamin

the good old days :')
OMG :lol: :lol: :lol: hahahahahahahhahahahahhahaa

[Anglachel]

How many times has he used the kindergarten line? Its so unoriginal

[NemesisDivina]

My favorite is after one of his tantrums when he starts using the phrase


"pathetic children"

[Angmar]

How many times has he used the kindergarten line? Its so unoriginal

It's ok because he is obviously 100 times more mature than us.

[Cocaine]

In this thread, Axl tries to get us to leave him alone by isolating himself and calling attention to his band.

Next on SputnikMusic, users claim to loathe him while spending their every waking moment looking for Bled to Death related quotes and sources to berate.

More on this at 11.

[MBS]

darksideoftheled: i am sorry to hear that you dislike our community :-(
Valhall2007: I am sorry that R&M is that immature, whoever you are.
darksideoftheled: don't you think you take it a BIT too seriously though
darksideoftheled: like seriously, if you didn't react to everything that they did, they'd probably leave you alone
Valhall2007: I and the people I work with have to react when it goes outside of MX onto a valid website that promotes our stuff.
Valhall2007: Any artist has to be aware of things being plastered all over thier sites.
darksideoftheled: i am excited for kikefest 08
Valhall2007 signed off at 7:49:38 PM.




:(

[RiceMonster]

My favorite is after one of his tantrums when he starts using the phrase


"pathetic children"

He also likes to say "Yeah well you don't do it".

[Niflheim II]

darksideoftheled: i am excited for kikefest 08
Valhall2007 signed off at 7:49:38 PM.




:(

hahahahahha

[NemesisDivina]

darksideoftheled: i am sorry to hear that you dislike our community :-(
Valhall2007: I am sorry that R&M is that immature, whoever you are.
darksideoftheled: don't you think you take it a BIT too seriously though
darksideoftheled: like seriously, if you didn't react to everything that they did, they'd probably leave you alone
Valhall2007: I and the people I work with have to react when it goes outside of MX onto a valid website that promotes our stuff.
Valhall2007: Any artist has to be aware of things being plastered all over thier sites.
darksideoftheled: i am excited for kikefest 08
Valhall2007 signed off at 7:49:38 PM.



:(

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol::lol::lol:

omg my stomach hurts, that last line made me laugh so hard.

[masscows]

darksideoftheled: i am sorry to hear that you dislike our community :-(
Valhall2007: I am sorry that R&M is that immature, whoever you are.
darksideoftheled: don't you think you take it a BIT too seriously though
darksideoftheled: like seriously, if you didn't react to everything that they did, they'd probably leave you alone
Valhall2007: I and the people I work with have to react when it goes outside of MX onto a valid website that promotes our stuff.
Valhall2007: Any artist has to be aware of things being plastered all over thier sites.
darksideoftheled: i am excited for kikefest 08
Valhall2007 signed off at 7:49:38 PM.




:(been a while since I laughed that hard omg :lol:

[penelope weird hands]

^ This.

Just woke up, got my coffee and am now witnessing some severe drama on the internets.
This is a good day.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

0 Listeners to all his songs

BreakingBenjamin_Atreyu


Noonward his music sucks, thats why we make fun of him.
is that so?

[Txus]

omfg, that was great :lol: :lol:

I rarely laugh reading **** on the internet, but I laughed so hard at that ****! haha

[Jom]

tl;dr

I vote for a sticky.

123 to all

[Nostalgia]

I like how he tried to make everyone think the 'bled to death' poster wasn't him. A sentence into his statement it was obviously him; no one can possibly write as pretentious and dramatic as he can.

[MBS]

ahahahahahahaha omfg



ahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anglachel]

I doubt he has nayone working for him

much less peopel using the same ****ing lines

[Angmar]

Gahh, I'm surprised the last.fm moderators really care this much, honestly it's some stupid kids band no one cares about, why are they bothering to clear the shoutbox every 5 minutes?

[Niflheim II]

everyone vote for my picture and neg his

[Anglachel]

and he just cleaned the shoutbox like 3 times over


Just for bra

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/zeonzumdeikun/BAWWW.jpg

[Anglachel]

everyone vote for my picture and neg his
they havent removed it, lol

[Angmar]

everyone vote for my picture and neg his

Don't worry, it's already been taken care of.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

Are you enjoying the $2.13 Motzah ball and bagel special you ordered?

Yes I am, it is quite a bargain, it is comforting to find kosher bagel huts

[Niflheim II]

yeah my interview was elite

edit: lol stickied

[Txus]

I'm :lol: so ****ing hard hahahaha.

BRA, never leave MX man....you are too goddamn funny!

[The Stig]

BledtoDeath hasn't made any friends yet.

Uh oh. :(

[Toaster]

i dint even kno BRA was still here, i was ragging on his band and his name and he was like .. disagreeing and now i know why i guess lol

[Josh D.]

The Kikefest '08 jab just made my week.

[The Stig]

He wiped the shoutbox again.

I paused Blur for this?

[MBS]

first view of jom's new announcement

epic win

[Apocalyptic Raids]

Bled 2 Deth has been stored in the database.
A moderator will review your band submission shortly for approval.

If you want to add more information for Bled 2 Deth such as albums or links,
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[MBS]

bled to death is already in the sputnik archives

axl added them himself :lol:

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/bands.php?bandid=6255

apparently, ....and darkness will follow is his greatest contribution

didn't he distribute roughly 50 copies of that?

such killer album sales.

Contributors: Valhall, Invicta_Veritas,


ahahahahha

[Angmar]

BTD needs an MA page!

[Luc214]

Kikefest 08

Enjoy some lox with your black metal

[Nostalgia]

Contributors: Valhall, Invicta_Veritas,\

LOL

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

guys i did so well on my engish exam

i got roughly 50!

[UmphreysHead]

God Must Die.
:lol:

[JumpTheF**kUp]

Hahaha Riva's announcement is hilarious.

[Anglachel]

guys i did so well on my engish exam

i got roughly 50!
art thou mocking me instead

because its a 90 now

[Apocalyptic Raids]

BTD needs an MA page!
Bled 2 Deth has been stored in the database.
A moderator will review your band submission shortly for approval.

If you want to add more information for Bled 2 Deth such as albums or links,
click here to continue.



Back to the main page
...

[MBS]

Hahaha Riva's announcement is hilarious.

that was jom

edit - what is MA?

[Josh D.]

Where's the announcement?

[Luc214]

Metal Archives

[Apocalyptic Raids]

Where's the announcement?
...where all the other announcements are.

[JumpTheF**kUp]

He rated his own albums, hahahaha.

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4264/lmaoxj5.jpg

edit: See TojesDolan's announcement below Jom's.

[Apocalyptic Raids]

lol

[MBS]

he has such poor self-esteem

i am surprised they weren't all 5s

:lol:

[Jom]

guys cut him some slack

he was trying to be objective

[Angmar]

...

Haha wasn't sure what site you were talking about.

[masscows]

I just submitted a thing for Bled to Death on metal-archives, added releases and everything.

[Shattered_Future]

Isn't this like the third time he's threatened to leave the site?

[guitrguy]

I think hes just trying to become a meme now.

[Angmar]

http://www.metal-archives.com/pendingband.php?id=116976

:lol: :lol: :lol:

gg

[MBS]

sweet, i neg 3 bars of rep away

[i am the robots]

I'm in a band omg.

Give me attentions.

[Angmar]

http://www.last.fm/user/BledtoDeath/

lol @ him tagging his band as 'pagan' and 'antichristian'

[1338 h4x0r]

http://www.last.fm/user/BledtoDeath/

lol @ him tagging his band as 'pagan' and 'antichristian'

Well, I can't help but lul a little there.

"This isn't black metal. *chug chug chug* This is anti-Christian metal. *chug chug chug* We aren't Christians. We don't like Christians ...

CHRIIIIIIIIST WAS A FAG! HEEEEE LIKED THE DICK ..."

[Silenius]

BTD needs an MA page!

You're right! :lol::lol::lol::lol:


If BRA didn't act like his band was the biggest thing in USBM for years then maybe he wouldn't get so much ****.

It's like me saying "The members of Mirkwood have decided that the USBM scene is in dire need of unity!!!!" Yes, that message from a small undigned band will reach like five people, stop kidding yourself man.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

'blackened' death metal hahahah

[Angmar]

Yeah obviously jewish metal has some degree of anti-christianity in it.

[Silenius]

NORTHERN HYPERBLAST "blackened" death metal tbh. I love how Northern Hyperblasts is the main tag,

[1338 h4x0r]

Yeah obviously jewish metal has some degree of anti-christianity in it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem_(band)

Hebrew black metal vocals are pretty fvkking kvlt

[Silenius]

"The band is noted as the latest in a growing trend of USBM (United States Black Metal) bands, and continues to be a one person project."

Like this for example, makes it sound like Bled to Death are one of the biggest new USBM bands.

[Nostalgia]

Ok I know bra hating is now kind of gay, but reading anything he writes about his band is the best **** ever.

[Silenius]

Yeah tbh I don't need anyone to make fun of him, he makes fun of himself so much that there's no need, it's excessive...

[i am the robots]

He's troll bait, and the trolls are the only ones left here. :(

[Luc214]

I love how if this was anyone pther than bra half of us would be banned by now :lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem_(band)

There is an extremely gay and feminine local christian "rock" band in my area here called Salem Road. :lol:

[the2stranger]

Alright, this seriously brought the lulz.
Great way to start my weekend.
:lol:

[Ed Wood]

nice title

[Dimmu Burger]

the trolls are the only ones left here. :(

Not entirely true.

[AA-12]

How did I miss this thread? I'm really convinced that BRA is the greatest gimmick account ever. This guy can not be real.

[Tyr]

I clearly don't surf this subforum enough. I'll have to stop using the User CP or I'll continue to miss threads such as this.

[AA-12]

I clearly don't surf this subforum enough. I'll have to stop using the User CP or I'll continue to miss threads such as this.

Yeah same here, 99% of the time i'm just watching the CP.

[Dimmu Burger]

How did I miss this thread? I'm really convinced that BRA is the greatest gimmick account ever. This guy can not be real.

Lol after reading some of his blogs about his band, its hard not to think that.

[encmetalhead]

so BRA finally left? :lol:

[the2stranger]

Yeah that, or he makes us think he has left, for the third time or so.
Anyways: it brings the lulz.

I only use the UserCP for the doom thread and the last.fm thread, those threads can sometimes fall back a bit.
And the rest I just browse regulary.

[Luc214]

ur next enc

[encmetalhead]

i may be next because of this semester(Last semester in HS though so wOOt) but not because of someone on the internet

[Apocalypticon]

BRA is morally superior to all of us. You shouldn't have been so mean to him guys.

[Angmar]

So Kikefest got canceled.

:(

[bringonthebreakdown]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salem_(band)

Hebrew black metal vocals are pretty fvkking kvlt

Michael Goldstein - bass

WOW. they really ARE jewish.

[MBS]

i may be next because of this semester(Last semester in HS though so wOOt) but not because of someone on the internet

last semester in high school is easy, idk wtf you're talking about

So Kikefest got canceled.


what

:(

[encmetalhead]

i have Hn Pre-Cal(failed it last year) and Hn Eng 4(which includes Senior Project)

[pate]

Wah Pre-Calculus

[masscows]

Why would you take that class anyway?

Drop it.

[rattlehead42147]

This easily gets my vote for best thread. I don't laugh out loud much just reading on the internet but ftlog this is the hardest i've laughed on sputnik.

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/bands.php?bandid=6255
The "artist info" section killed me

[i am the robots]

similar artists has me loling

[rattlehead42147]

:lol: If that was you that did that mappy, you deserve rep.

[Luc214]

I'm going to french whoever wrote that description.

[Bordello]

im gonna agree with coke this isnt really that funny anymore

[beans]

thats awesome someone took a lot of time to do that, and they did an amazing job

[rattlehead42147]

everyone needs to add BTD to their favorites.

[MoonlightBleeding]

Bled to Death is the best band everrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

ANTI-CHRISTIAN YEAH!

[The Stig]

um

Jesus Bled to Death for your sins just saying

[MoonlightBleeding]

He worships Satanstein.

[i am the robots]

:lol:

[beans]

Satanstein.

:lol:

[Poet]

:lol:@this thread

[The Stig]

Satanstein did 9-11 nev4r 4get

[MoonlightBleeding]

rofl