Pizza folding

[Phalanx]

I heard you can fold paper up to 12 times, is this true for pizza also? I really hope so

[badtaste]

Depends if the pizza is made out of newspaper dough or not.

[4yearpro?]

well each place's pizza dough is different. i recommend using the dough from some place in brooklyn

[Pariah]

well each place's pizza dough is different. i recommend using the dough from some place in brooklyn

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15831439&postcount=767

[radtaste]

Offtopic DLP.

[Yield]

For those of you who fold your pizza, why? I mean, it gets more pizza into your mouth in one bite, so it's definitely more efficient. However, you sacrifice taste for this efficiency, and you have a bad thing.

[iarescientists]

usually, if i just eat it flat, all the cheese comes off in my first bite

folding my pizza fixes that

[Yield]

I see. However, couldn't you just make a deeper bite, so that the cheese is completely bitten off, instead of tearing off a bite?

[radtaste]

This is actually the first time I've heard of such an act.

Typical Americans needing something big to bite into, I laugh at your nescience.

[The Stig]

For those of you who fold your pizza, why? I mean, it gets more pizza into your mouth in one bite, so it's definitely more efficient. However, you sacrifice taste for this efficiency, and you have a bad thing.

It's easier to handle. Plus, it you are eating greasy pizza, it gives the grease a channel so it can drain.

[Yield]

It's not that, it's just personal preference, and I seek to understand why this is such. However, if I am ignorant because I didn't realize that Americans need something big to bite into, then this is true.

It's easier to handle. Plus, it you are eating greasy pizza, it gives the grease a channel so it can drain.

This is an occasion in which I'll fold the pizza, if it's really greasy.

[4yearpro?]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15831439&postcount=767

your the only 1 that ever complained about it

[Pariah]

your the only 1 that ever complained about it

welp

[4yearpro?]

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=15831439&postcount=767

no1 else complained b4

[Danger Bird]

This is actually the first time I've heard of such an act.

Typical Americans needing something big to bite into, I laugh at your nescience.


Go **** a kangaroo you sub-british trash

[radtaste]

Go **** a kangaroo you sub-british trash

Dude, I've reached my limit of 4 kangaroos today already. HAHAWHAWHAWHAAAAAAAA

[Pariah]

no1 else complained b4

answer me this (this is me being sincere and noninsulting): why do you have to have it without spaces?

[radtaste]

Go **** a kangaroo you sub-british trash

My words obviously ring true, if you are angered by them. Infidel.

[4yearpro?]

otherwise it wont fit

[Pariah]

otherwise it wont fit

how about "Boycotting LeftFaceDown's :lol: smilie"

[Alf™]

It is a stupid location anyway.

[4yearpro?]

dont b jealous

[Pariah]

i dont care what it says. it just irritates me that it breaks the tables. i would really appreciate it if he fixed it

[Iskandar]

Only the scum of the earth fold pizza.

The correct way to eat pizza is to dab the grease off with a napkin, and eat it like a normal civilized human being who isn't retarded enough to fold his pizza.

:thumb::thumb:

[Yield]

Only the scum of the earth fold pizza.

The correct way to eat pizza is to dab the grease off with a napkin, and eat it like a normal civilized human being who isn't retarded enough to fold his pizza.

:thumb::thumb:

My sentiments exactly. Note that I did say that if the pizza was too greasy I would fold it; I'm not contradicting myself, I'm just saying if the pizza is too greasy, then it is more economical to fold as you do not waste napkins.

[radtaste]

Only the scum of the earth fold pizza.

The correct way to eat pizza is to dab the grease off with a napkin, and eat it like a normal civilized human being who isn't retarded enough to fold his pizza.

:thumb::thumb:

Another thing, since when were pizzas greasy? I've never had grease drip off my pizzas. Again, maybe it's an American thing, I know you people have a relationship with fat, AHAHWAHWHAWAW.

[4yearpro?]

k ill do it on monday

[Iskandar]

American pizza is indeed extremely greasy. You absolutely need to blot it with a napkin before eating it or you'll gain like 2.5 pounds.

[4yearpro?]

no. i eat pizza once a week. haven't gained any weight from it. and it also depends on the place. i wouldnt eat pizza in some places

[Yield]

Americans like bigger, thicker pizza for some reason too, so that adds to the grease factor; i.e. Chicago style deep dish as opposed to thin New York style crust


Boston and New York have the best pizza in my opinion

[The Stig]

Only the scum of the earth fold pizza.

The correct way to eat pizza is to dab the grease off with a napkin, and eat it like a normal civilized human being who isn't retarded enough to fold his pizza.

:thumb::thumb:



Watch out or one of those Milwaulkee's Best beer cans will fall on your ***.

[4yearpro?]

i live in new york and like the pizza but chicago style is awesome

[The Stig]

New York Pizza is a cracker with ketchup on it.

Lou Malnati's is the best.

[Yield]

i live in new york and like the pizza but chicago style is awesome

Chicago style is way too thick for my taste

[The Stig]

Well you and Alex can invent a Pinko style Pizza that probably sucks but you guys like it.

[4yearpro?]

i never had real chicago style. just the frozen uno ones. actually they had pizza wars on the travel channel and new york won

[Yield]

Well you and Alex can invent a Pinko style Pizza that probably sucks but you guys like it.

okay yeah sure, I'll get right on that

how does garlic crust sound? that would be cool

[The Stig]

Only if you also use RED pepper with it.

[Yield]

okay yeah we can do that

can we arrange the pepperoni into a scythe and hammer?

[The Stig]

Well you could use cheddar cheese for the red and yellow...But deal with the colors being inverted.

[4yearpro?]

pepperoni and cheese in the crust and some garlic knots as the topping

[Yield]

well, we could just layer the pepperoni so that it makes an outline of a scythe and hammer, and then the colors are right

that's a lot of pepperoni though, and I don't like too many of them

[4yearpro?]

use mini burgers instead of pepperoni

[Yield]

eww, that's almost as bad as having egg as a topping

[The Stig]

You guys are going to have to fold that **** though...All that pepperoni...And cheddar is a pretty greasy cheese.

[4yearpro?]

i never tried eggs on pizza


BROOKLYN PIZZA FTW

[Yield]

hmm, well we could just go with the original plan of pepperoni as the scythe and hammer, and then to balance out all of the grease from the cheddar, we could do more of an il frommagio for the cheese

[4yearpro?]

fresh mozzarella and provolone.

im off 2 bed guyz

[Yield]

i'm off to bed as well

[Iskandar]

I don't like pepperoni.

[Yield]

Do you like tomato? Because I don't like them much, but I could deal with using those and turning it into a margherita il frommagio

[4yearpro?]

well lots of sauce is needed.

rye bread with sauce and farmer cheese = pizza some ppl eat. yuck

[The Stig]

English muffin pizzas are not too shabby.

[Pariah]

bagel pizzas are good when made with freshly baked bagels

[Shell]

I've never folded pizza.

Also, breakfast pizza is great.

[Kimmie]

I'm so f*cking hungry I can't stand it.

[The Stig]

You mean with egg and ****? If so, you are mistaken, Shell.

[4yearpro?]

i just ate two croissants and im about to have a trix yogurt then i gotta leave and when i come back, if its early enough, im gonna cook grilled chicken and mozzerella ravioli(not frozen)

[Pariah]

i like french bread pizza

[Shell]

You mean with egg and ****? If so, you are mistaken, Shell.

Well, it has scrambled eggs, sausage, cheese, and gravy in place of pizza sauce... so it's not really like pizza at all, except that it looks like a pizza.

[The Stig]

Yeah I used to eat those and didn't like them.

But the only time I'll eat eggs is if they are scrambled/in an omelette and I have a liberal amount of ketchup.

[4yearpro?]

thread title: Pizza Molding

[MattyBlade]

I heard you can fold paper up to 12 times, is this true for pizza also? I really hope so


you can fold a paper more than 12 times . also, it's fold a paper in half 12 times and I thought it was only 7

[Pariah]

you can fold a paper more than 12 times . also, it's fold a paper in half 12 times and I thought it was only 7

i've always heard 8

[Shell]

why don't you just try it and see?

[MattyBlade]

I've got a piece of paper here. i'll get back to you

[Pariah]

why don't you just try it and see?

i dont think that would be safe michelle

[MattyBlade]

yeah it gets kinda hard to fold at around 5 so theres no way you could get 12 or even 8. (unless you had like some sort of power press)

[Shell]

well Matty the Brave is giving it a try

[Ephemeral]

I have never folded my pizza. You bunch of queerjews

[The Stig]

They did the paper thing on mythbusters.

The problem is that it gets exponentially thicker and thus harder to fold, but they got a huge sheet to something like eleven folds.

[4yearpro?]

^they had mad paper tho and they used those steam rollers to fold it

[MattyBlade]

^they had mad paper tho and they used those steam rollers to fold it

it still folded, ya?

[4yearpro?]

ye but thats cheating

[The Stig]

No the myth says you can't fold a sheet of paper more than seven times.

So it is legit.