HAVE AT YOU Gaylink!!!

[g°®†]

Kimmie, stand back babe .... this could get ugly



/wields two double edge katanas

[ConnectiveTissue]

first post

[gmoneyguy]

YES! I've been waiting for this all day.

[Anglachel]

typical asian and his katanas


/pulls out broadsword

this is a mans weapon

[gmoneyguy]

No a Claymore is a man's weapon.

[Chaindrive]

omg it's a duel.

[Surtr]

Bow & Arrows.

Alright now, lets see here.

While you charge at me I'll just keep sticking you with arrows ok?

[g°®†]

typical asian and his katanas


/pulls out broadsword

this is a mans weapon




/Slices Anglachel 457 times before he can even backswing his broadsword



What now?

[Light_Fantastic]

I am preparing for this duel as we speak Gort. ( quietly loads his 44 magnum)

[g°®†]

Jaylink, I once got into a gunfight.



The gun lost.

[Light_Fantastic]

Jaylink, I once got into a gunfight.



The gun lost.

Son of a Gun!!!:amaze:

(quietly pulls out bowl of warm rice to distract Gort, while loading AK 47)

[Chaindrive]

*eats rice.

Sorry, Zack, I'm hungry.

[Light_Fantastic]

*eats rice.

Sorry, Zack, I'm hungry.
Kimmie... you just ate my diversion....:o

[g°®†]

Son of a Gun!!!:amaze:

(quietly pulls out bowl of warm rice to distract Gort, while loading AK 47)




oh damn, my rice!!!
That's okay wifey <3


//five-stars jaylink on the belly :evil:

[revengeofthecornpuffs]

lol. doubleedged katana.

that's sort of an oxymoron.

[Chaindrive]

More rice, please.

*bats eyes*

[Light_Fantastic]

oh damn, my rice!!!
That's okay wifey <3


//five-stars jaylink on the belly :evil:

Gort, I gotta tell ya man, I got your last JayLink post to over 250 posts, but if this turkey makes 4 pages, I'll eat my own shorts.

[Urbreathsmells]

Hey Kimmie :wave:

[gmoneyguy]

/slash Livewire with Claymore

[Anglachel]

you cant cut me with that katana

i have a shield

but if you want to get all fantasy fighting **** ill have a keyblade or gunblade or something

[Chaindrive]

Wow.

[gmoneyguy]

/cuts Anglachel's head while he speaks

[Light_Fantastic]

What ever happened to good old punching the fuk out of each other?

[Alf™]

what is fuk

[Anglachel]

brass knux bitch


okay thats it

no more cutting me or ill go like super saiyan on your asses

[gmoneyguy]

What ever happened to good old punching the fuk out of each other?



Swords are more br00tal, kvlt, and grim.

[Anglachel]

Why am I doing any work at all like really

GO! Dragonite!

Use Hyper Beam!

[Light_Fantastic]

OK Gort Ima chargin mah lazers and aiming right at you bro...

[Surtr]

Why am I doing any work at all like really

GO! Dragonite!

Use Hyper Beam!

Fuk dat shi..

Blastoise ftw.

Actually tbh Dragonite was sexy.

[Light_Fantastic]

Fuk dat shi..

Blastoise ftw.

Actually tbh Dragonite was sexy.
I am obviously out of my league here..
I surrender Gort ( then knees gort in the nutsack)

[Chaindrive]

*knocks all your heads together*

There.

Problem solved.

[gmoneyguy]

fuck this!

/drops plutonium bomb.

[Chaindrive]

My way is better.

[Light_Fantastic]

fuck this!

/drops plutonium bomb.

My last CD went Plutonium..then bombed..

Plutonium = 10 copies sold to friends or less

[gmoneyguy]

My way is better.

Well, your way lets them live.

[Anglachel]

Fuk dat shi..

Blastoise ftw.

Actually tbh Dragonite was sexy.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q_phU1coQCU

LOOK WHAT YOU DID

fine you win w/e

this way makes you insane

[badtaste]

Fuk dat shi..

Blastoise ftw.

Actually tbh Dragonite was sexy.

Dragonite was for chicks.

[Chaindrive]

Well, your way lets them live.

That's the point.

I need them alive so I can yell at them when they wake up.

[gmoneyguy]

Can I drop the bomb afterwards?

[Light_Fantastic]

WTF?? Gort start a big fight, then he takes off and he's in a hot tub with two gorgeous lesbians.. Is this right???

[gmoneyguy]

Gort is unconscious

/set sight on jaylink, 50 cal sniper rifle blows his head off.

[Light_Fantastic]

Gort is unconscious

/set sight on jaylink, 50 cal sniper rifle blows his head off.
Great I just lost 50 pounds of unsightly fat.. Thanks man...:chug:

[gmoneyguy]

wait how are you talking?

[Anglachel]

Dragonite and Tyranitar are awesome wtf

its those new pokemon that are similar that suck (Salamence, Metagross, etc)

[Light_Fantastic]

wait how are you talking?

Thru my azz as usual.. gotta go to the store now..without a fukin' head.. Thanks..:(

[Chaindrive]

:lol:

And Zack better not be in a hot tub with lesbians...Ima kill his Azn a$$.

[gmoneyguy]

umm.. I umm... yeah...

[Foo Fighter]

Thru my azz as usual.. gotta go to the store now..without a fukin' head.. Thanks..:(

* throws a Gene Simmons Axe Guitar at Jaylink*
* Jay now has his head back and the power of ROCK N ROLL!*

note axe guitar is also real axe.

Jaylink : "I have the power!" as lightening bolts smite his foes in a most excelent display of concert pyrotechnics.

BOOOM!

lighters fill the arena as the show starts.

[gmoneyguy]

Shot foo and jay in the head.

DO NOT MESS WITH ME

[Foo Fighter]

Shot foo and jay in the head.

DO NOT MESS WITH ME

Foo martix the shot because I am the chosen one. :cool:

[gmoneyguy]

No.

[Foo Fighter]

No.

No shot for you and No soup for you! :cool:

[gmoneyguy]

I am the matrix, you cannot get past it.

[Foo Fighter]

I am the matrix, you cannot get past it.

I surpass and exceed. No soup for you!

[g°®†]

I am obviously out of my league here..
I surrender Gort ( then knees gort in the nutsack)



You can't surrender. I haven't even fought you yet!



That's like killing a chicken when all you have is a turkey

[Light_Fantastic]

You can't surrender. I haven't even fought you yet!



That's like killing a chicken when all you have is a turkey
Where the fuk have you been for the last two hours?? fights over.. someone else killed us both..:(

[gmoneyguy]

d: ' ]

[Foo Fighter]

Where the fuk have you been for the last two hours?? fights over.. someone else killed us both..:(

Refer to post #48

[g°®†]

dude ... I had a girl over. :)




Let's FIGHT!


/slaps jaylink's belly

[Light_Fantastic]

dude ... I had a girl over. :)




Let's FIGHT!


/slaps jaylink's belly

:rolleyes:

[g°®†]

what?


oh, that's right .... I post on mx, and therefore lead a life devoid of vagina.


:rolleyes:

[Light_Fantastic]

what?


oh, that's right .... I post on mx, and therefore lead a life devoid of vagina.


:rolleyes:
Kimmie's gonna be pissed..:cool:

[g°®†]

I've never e-cheated on her. My e-fidelity to her is unsurpassed by any standard.

[gmoneyguy]

/promptly leaves thread.

[g°®†]

/puts thumb tacks under Jaylinks bedsheets

[Light_Fantastic]

/puts thumb tacks under Jaylinks bedsheets
Now that's cruel...
You might have to put in a railroad spike, I might not feel a thumbtack thru the folds of fat, flabby flesh...:amaze:

[g°®†]

/socks Jay in his forehead

[Light_Fantastic]

/socks Jay in his forehead
I hope to God it's not with one of your used bowling socks:confused:

[g°®†]

nah, my work socks. :evil:

[Light_Fantastic]

nah, my work socks. :evil:
I surrender...:(

[g°®†]

dude, wtf

[Light_Fantastic]

dude, wtf

Well, those work socks were really bad...:eek:

OK, I don't surrender..

[g°®†]

good.


/kicks jaylink in the ear

[Foo Fighter]

Well, those work socks were really bad...:eek:

OK, I don't surrender..

He ain't heavy. He's my brother man. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa baby Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :chug:

[g°®†]

He ain't heavy. He's my brother man. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa baby Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :chug:



/Kung Fooo fights Foo Fighter

[Light_Fantastic]

good.


/kicks jaylink in the ear


While you were kicking my ear, with my ninja skills I was able to unzip your pants and put a bic lighter in your underwear that was lit and the safety broken...are you felling the heat yet?:)

[g°®†]

Dude, I'm ALWAYS feeling the heat. I'm hot. I'm on FIRE! :evil:

[Light_Fantastic]

Dude, I'm ALWAYS feeling the heat. I'm hot. I'm on FIRE! :evil:

literally...:)

[g°®†]

Jay, how could you have even physically have done that?


There's no way you could've gotten into my apartment. THE DOOR IS WAY TOO SMALL FOR YOU TO FIT THROUGH!

[Light_Fantastic]

Jay, how could you have even physically have done that?


There's no way you could've gotten into my apartment. THE DOOR IS WAY TOO SMALL FOR YOU TO FIT THROUGH!

I call BS...:rolleyes:
unless you live in a mud hut on midget island

[g°®†]

I call BS...:rolleyes:
unless you live in a mud hut on midget island



BS? Big Samoan?

[Light_Fantastic]

BS? Big Samoan?

Bowling Smartass

[g°®†]

Gort, I gotta tell ya man, I got your last JayLink post to over 250 posts, but if this turkey makes 4 pages, I'll eat my own shorts.



Guys .... We have a new mission.

[Chaindrive]

Page 5.

[Surtr]

Page 5 what?

[gmoneyguy]

Its the page we are on.

[Chaindrive]

I've never changed the number of posts settings for some reason.

[Pariah]

shell uses 40 cuz shes dumb

[gmoneyguy]

You guys can use the tree in my front yard because it is acceptable in Mississippi.

[sweboy]

Hey man, put the cock down, and no one will get hurt. Calm down, calm down.

[g°®†]

Jay. Eat your shorts.

[Light_Fantastic]

Jay. Eat your shorts.

commencing shorts eating... ugggg:angry: