Revenge

[Tillmon]

The people in the apartment above me are being really loud, so I'm going to poop in a bag and empty in right in front of their door so they'll have a nice present tomorrow morning.

Tell your revenge stories.

[static]

murder

[4yearpro?]

umm one time my brother took my bagel so with the very little toilet paper left on the roll, i left that and hid the extra toilet paper so he ran out

[teh_Sandwich wRapper]

great idea

make sure they see who you are

it won't be awkward when you pass each other in the hall

or when your dog gets abducted

[Chaindrive]

Just bang on the ceiling with a broom handle.

[DanD]

got my bro's wife pregnant and let him raise the kid as his own

[The Paedro]

dude dude ....


poop in a bag, then light it on fire then knock on the door so they hear you.


Also, take a little poop, and smear some UNDERNEATH the DOOR KNOB. They'll NEVER expect that.

[Tillmon]

Also, take a little poop, and smear some UNDERNEATH the DOOR KNOB. They'll NEVER expect that.

now THAT is brilliant!!!!!!! thank you sir!!!!

[4yearpro?]

or u could put it in a bag and attach a note to it that says, "homemade chocolate logs"

[Kayetan]

or just ask them politely to be quiet.

[Tillmon]

or just ask them politely to be quiet.

I have, several times.

This happens about twice a week, it's midnight and I'm trying to sleep and they're up there being all loud. I'd say that's poo-on-the-door-knob-worthy.

[Kayetan]

or put some orange construction fence around their doorway and leave $2 and some old milk

[The Paedro]

I have, several times.

This happens about twice a week, it's midnight and I'm trying to sleep and they're up there being all loud. I'd say that's poo-on-the-door-knob-worthy.



mmhmm. rep plz ty

[Tillmon]

ok well I didn't have to poo so I just peed in a cup and dumped it in front of their door (on the carpet), so I'm not gonna poop until next time this happens and then just leave a big fat on all over their door.

[Kreator2112]

Just light your ceiling on fire. That should do the trick.

[DanD]

tell me this, do they have children?

[Tillmon]

tell me this, do they have children?

no people with kids don't have college parties every week.

[Reaganista]

ok well I didn't have to poo so I just peed in a cup and dumped it in front of their door (on the carpet), so I'm not gonna poop until next time this happens and then just leave a big fat on all over their door.

if that's true you're the gayest fag ever

if not same thing pretty much

[DanD]

no people with kids don't have college parties every week.

hmm, i still think that you should try to have sex with one of their daughters

[Doop]

Arson imo.

[Tillmon]

hmm, i still think that you should try to have sex with one of their daughters

not pedophile like you

[DanD]

yeah i suppose that could be a problem

hmm