Progressive Nation

[132WalrusesInMexico]

http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/tm.aspx?m=1851274

Tour featuring Dream Theater, Opeth, 3, and Between the Buried and Me.

I am excited.

[Amit]

haha

progressive nation tour more like NO GIRLS ALLOWED EVER TOUR

[pixiesfanyo]

more like kids that no one knows at highschool unite tour

[pate]

**** tour

[Amit]

more like kids that no one knows at highschool unite tour

lmfao soooo true

[jrowa001]

they better be playing somewhere around southern california! i would go just to see Opeth even though i love all the other bands too

[ZapatoDiablo]

they better be playing somewhere around southern california! i would go just to see Opeth even though i love all the other bands too
Word. I fear that tickets may be a bit on the expensive side for this one.

[Cocaine]

6 hours of music

16 songs.

[i am the robots]

Between The Buried And Me will draw judocore kids, that'll be a funny mix with the prog rock kids.

[ZapatoDiablo]

It will be war and we will use our superior knowledge of music theory to bore them into submission.

[Cocaine]

everyone will be nodding in 19/16

[i am the robots]

It will be war and we will use our superior knowledge of music theory to bore them into submission.

No, 10 kids will beat the **** out of one nerdy kid.

[static]

I am a mixture of both crowds. So what do I do?

[i am the robots]

Do as I do. Dance for a little, when the crew starts getting tough with you, get your friends, continue dancing.

[ZapatoDiablo]

No, 10 kids will beat the **** out of one nerdy kid.
Uh oh thats me :( I'll just be like cool it guys, listen to how he is using arpeggios to outline the chord changes!

[Cocaine]

Last time I saw BTBAM, there were ninjas for like five minutes, then everyone just started fighting and getting thrown out.

[guitrguy]

sounds like anal rape, and not in a good way.

[static]

Do as I do. Dance for a little, when the crew starts getting tough with you, get your friends, continue dancing.

Dance...?

[i am the robots]

Spinkicks and ****.
Uh oh thats me :( I'll just be like cool it guys, listen to how he is using arpeggios to outline the chord changes!
And then they'll be like, "**** YOU FAGGOT!" and swarm you 10 on 1.

[static]

Spinkicks and ****.

lmao no.

[i am the robots]

I know. :lol:

I just two-step, but it's fun to see how kids react when I say I do the ninja fighting stuff.

[static]

I know. :lol:

I just two-step, but it's fun to see how kids react when I say I do the ninja fighting stuff.

No thanks.

[Eliminator]

ok mappy you need to xspinkickx in 6/8

while i xfloorpunchx in 7/4

[static]

Yes.

[NemesisDivina]

6 hours of music

16 songs.

:lol:

prog... lawlz

[static]

6 hours of music

16 songs.



You know you make that joke every single a prog concert is mentioned, right?

[pate]

He'll stop when it doesn't apply.

[NemesisDivina]

He'll stop when it doesn't apply.

or when it isn't funny...

and neither of those will ever stop

[Apocalyptic Raids]

needs more Invisigoth

[ghettoeddo]

and the black/death metal elitists descend upon the proggers :lol:

[Charizard]

ok mappy you need to xspinkickx in 6/8

while i xfloorpunchx in 7/4

no worries, im ill

[Invicta_Veritas]

Um, how about not.



@tour.

[static]

or when it isn't funny...

and neither of those will ever stop

No, it kinda died a while ago.

[Cocaine]

and the black/death metal elitists descend upon the proggers :lol:

Uh...what?

[encmetalhead]

6 hours of music

16 songs.

2.6666666666666666666666666666666666667 songs per hour

[Riva]

http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/tm.aspx?m=1851274

Tour featuring Dream Theater, Opeth, 3, and Between the Buried and Me.

I am excited.

I don't know who 3 is, but I am glad you will be going to a concert that you will enjoy. :)

6 hours of music

16 songs.

:lol:

No, 10 kids will beat the **** out of one nerdy kid.

Whilst true, I'd say you'd get enough prog metal/Opeth fans to ensure the hardcore ninjas get their **** kicked in also.


ok mappy you need to xspinkickx in 6/8

while i xfloorpunchx in 7/4

All while the music plays in 211/16

needs more Invisigoth

Invisigoth is old meme now, didn't you get the post-it?

Uh...what?

Opeth maybe? :-/

2.6666666666666666666666666666666666667 songs per hour

Try to make sure coattail jokes are funny, mate.

[encmetalhead]

that's acutally the answer (probabyl added more 6s then there really is but stupid calulatoopr up here didnt let em copy and paste)

[ghettoeddo]

16/6 = 8/3 = 2.66666666 forever.

there is no end to the 6's. so he actually added less 6's than there really is :)


and i dont care what y'all say, im goin for dream theater and BTBAM. opeth and 3 are the icing on the cake for me. 3 has this sick slap guitar guy.

[pate]

that's acutally the answer (probabyl added more 6s then there really is but stupid calulatoopr up here didnt let em copy and paste)

We know that's the answer. It just wasn't funny.

[ThoughtlessThoughts]

You prog kids... just eat a couple viagra... no one will come near you, except maybe a fat prog girl.

[Used666]

Thats gonna be a pretty sweet tour, have yet to see Opeth and DT but definitely want to. I also just saw 3 open for Porcupine Tree and i definitely dig their stuff as well.

[Charizard]

Whilst true, I'd say you'd get enough prog metal/Opeth fans to ensure the hardcore ninjas get their **** kicked in also.
Nah, I saw a beatdown at a BTBAM show and all of the prog kids were too afraid to do anything, me and my friends completely bitched out the crew after the show and they were too bitch to actually do anything to another large group.

[Wodk08]

stupid...slam....dancers.......grrrrrr.

[Charizard]

I have a tendency to dance at shows, but I'm never very serious about it.

[Cocaine]

I've danced, like, actual dancing, at shows but not metulz or hardcorez ones. Well that's a lie, onetime I started breakdancing in a pit full of fat sweaty sXe kids and they all threatened to kill me.

[Charizard]

Haha, I have a tendancy to krump in those pits. People just stop and get these wtf faces. Plus I've seen black kids krump at a From A Second Story Window show in Philly.

[132WalrusesInMexico]

Do hardcore kids realize how stupid they look when they dance? It looks like they're trying to swim, really violently.

[Riva]

Actually, someone (Toaster?) in the death heads thread characterised it perfectly:

"Sweaty retards fighting invisible ninjas"

[Charizard]

Do hardcore kids realize how stupid they look when they dance? It looks like they're trying to swim, really violently.

Do YOU realize how stupid YOU look when YOU dance?

[pate]

I don't dance.

[132WalrusesInMexico]

Do YOU realize how stupid YOU look when YOU dance?
I don't dance when I go to a concert. I tend to just listen to and enjoy the music without disrupting everyone around me.

[Charizard]

Dancing has been a human way of enjoying music for thousands of years, stfu uptight bastard.

[gasmaskman]

My favorite memory of "hxc" kids: Some kid thought he was bringing lulz with his ninja fighting karate technique, till some fat bald guy knocked him out :lol:

He did it during Cannibal Corpse.

[Cocaine]

Fat guy was probably just bored, I mean...Cannibal Corpse.

[Skyler]

cannibal corpse would be too funny to be boring

[donteatpieontuesday]

pits go off at cannibal shows

[Charizard]

Fat guy was probably just bored, I mean...Cannibal Corpse.
Cannibal Corpse is really good live.

[pate]

**** The Alliance

[ThoughtlessThoughts]

Cannibal Corpse is really good live.

One of the best live shows in the metal scene right now. And the pits are just completely ridiculous.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Hardcore dancing is way cooler than just moshing tbh

[Eliminator]

jake's pits are completely ridiculous