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poo-poo-pee-pee
10-10-2007, 07:00 AM
Me and friends wrote a joke song about my friends mom, so it's gotta be good.
It's a bit of insider joke.
Many of you will say "That's not poetry. That's not even good."
If you're going to say that, please leave now. I don't want to start another "I wouldn't breathe that air," she said, "If I were you." thread.
Anyways our awesome lyrics are:

They say about Mat's Mom:
She has lots of fun,
She really likes my tongue,
and she likes it up the bum.
And they say about Mat's Mom:
5 cents will buy you some,
and she will let you come,
Burt says it's lots of fun.

Mat's mom, five cents a go!
Mat's mom, five cents ago!

(Gotta love the A,A,A,A rhyme scheme!)

Song can be found at:
http://www.myspace.com/ducktape05
Surf
10-10-2007, 07:13 AM
....


That's just awful

Its not even funny
einzweiveirfunf
10-10-2007, 11:47 AM
hmmm... Have you tried lyke recording a song along with it?
SugarCoatedSour
10-10-2007, 02:21 PM
Dedicated to the TS

A boy with an anal temptation
Spelunking the brown chute with no reservation
Like a cat in heat begs for butthole flirtation
Straight as an arrow now leaves him impatient.
Sodomy comes to be his greatest elation.
Aklerc
10-10-2007, 02:32 PM
It's terrible and unfunny. I'm not against fun or funny songs... if they actually have humour. And also:

It's a bit of insider joke.
Seriously, you're obviously writing it for you and your friends and not a wider audience. So I don't know how you expect us to crit something we blatantly are missing in this "funny" song.

EDITZ: My opinion was reinforced when I listened to the music.
youseeit
10-12-2007, 10:34 AM
i agree it doesent seem too clever or funny but if its just for your friends i guess its ok...

and i happen to know matts mum and she is extremly proffesional when it comes to her job. HA!
KaNeYCaNeS
11-12-2007, 05:40 AM
I acualy know the guy, Loved it.
I love the personal jokes. Haha no wonder these people don't understand it... they have never seen mat.