The Best Feeling in the World...

[Shell]

What is it?

Does the best physical feeling beat the best emotional feeling?

Too many negative threads around here lately... let's talk about some good stuff. :p

[Pariah]

fresh, clean underwear and the cool side of the pillow

probably not

[semi]

in before orgasm

[Meatplow]

Well i don't know how quite how to describe it as emotional or physical, but late at night after i've had a shower and i'm nice and relaxed i fall into this happily pleasant euphoria. I love it.

[Pariah]

Well i don't know how quite how to describe it as emotional or physical, but late at night after i've had a shower and i'm nice and relaxed i fall into this happily pleasant euphoria. I love it.

physical

[DanD]

when my dad stops beating me

[Mexican Bandito]

lets get physical, physical

:D

[Meatplow]

physical

it's kind of emotional too, i dunno

[dei]

the cool side of the pillow

Only in the morning, and only on days where you can sleep in.

[DBoons Ghost]

You know what's sad is all that comes to mind is the orgasm, and many drugs.

Maybe cracking my back? Or a good stretch?

Though the truth is when I get home from work and my daughter barrels me over and can't wait to tell me about what she learned in school and all the hugs as I sit and the kisses.. it creates a vibe in me that I cannot describe. She's brought me to the verge of tears on a whim with something silly.

I don't think anything physical can beat something emotional. Though, honestly a good blow job followed by a swallow is amazing. The feeling of driving 140mph is kinda wild.. A slammin rollercoaster ride with astounding Gs..

Never been skydiving so I can't say anything about that rush..

[Ephemeral]

when im allowed to eat dinner at the table and dad puts away his belt

EDIT: sup Dand

[dei]

EDIT: sup Dand

[semi]

EDIT: sup Dand

[Ephemeral]

sup dei

[dei]

Not much. I went outside to help clean the yard and in about an hour we're going to buy things for my sister's birthday party tomorrow. It's going to blow loads.

[Pariah]

Not much. I went outside to help clean the yard and in about an hour we're going to buy things for my sister's birthday party tomorrow. It's going to blow loads.

sounds like the best birthday ever!

[Ephemeral]

Will you swallow your own sword?

[nobodyblossomsforever]

The best feeling to me is when the smoke hits my lungs when I'm smoking and I feel like the room is spinning. :smoke:

[Shell]

You know what's sad is all that comes to mind is the orgasm, and many drugs.

Maybe cracking my back? Or a good stretch?

Though the truth is when I get home from work and my daughter barrels me over and can't wait to tell me about what she learned in school and all the hugs as I sit and the kisses.. it creates a vibe in me that I cannot describe. She's brought me to the verge of tears on a whim with something silly.

I don't think anything physical can beat something emotional. Though, honestly a good blow job followed by a swallow is amazing. The feeling of driving 140mph is kinda wild.. A slammin rollercoaster ride with astounding Gs..

Never been skydiving so I can't say anything about that rush..

Orgasm was the first thing that came to my mind, too. Followed by sneezing. Then peeing after you've been holding it in for a very long time.

[Pariah]

or peeing after you have an orgasm

[Reaganista]

sneezing totally sucks wth

[aria]

same as dboon here

toss up between good orgasm and cracking my neck

[hotpants_67]

how bout a physical feeling provoking an emotional feeling?

like accidentally brushing your arm against the arm of that girl you really like while walking by her.

[Pariah]

how bout a physical feeling provoking an emotional feeling?

like accidentally brushing your arm against the arm of that girl you like while walking by her.

that kinda of feeling would be classified as gay

[Chu]

The best feeling to me is when the smoke hits my lungs when I'm smoking and I feel like the room is spinning. :smoke:
This for me too.

I have a pretty shallow life though.

[Shell]

sneezing totally sucks wth
nuh uh... feeling like you're about to sneeze... building up the anticipation ...am I gonna sneeze? I think I might, but I can't tell... then when you finally do it's like AHHHH what a relief.

except that you have snot all over your hand

or peeing after you have an orgasm
must be a guy thing

[Jude]

Best physical feeling causes the best emotional feelings but one of the best emotional feelings I ever had was coming down from shrooms and realizing that time, reality, and myself all still existed

[Pariah]

must be a guy thing

yep

peegasms are awesome

[Jude]

yep

peegasms are awesome

123

[g°®†]

I haven't experienced a great feeling in over a year.

[Shell]

how bout a physical feeling provoking an emotional feeling?

like accidentally brushing your arm against the arm of that girl you really like while walking by her.

nah I get what you're saying... a lot of romantic things that make you feel all giddy an ****

like when you kiss someone, that's a great physical feeling that can lead to a great emotional feeling

[aria]

also sitting around wehn im holding a big **** in that can feel damn good

[nobodyblossomsforever]

Best physical feeling causes the best emotional feelings but one of the best emotional feelings I ever had was coming down from shrooms and realizing that time, reality, and myself all still existed

That would've been my worse emotional feeling.

[aria]

only when im alone tho

[Jude]

That would've been my worse emotional feeling.

What the hell

I was convinced that I had to spend the rest of eternity in this weird nonsensical haze and I was so pumped when I realized I was going to get to live the rest of my life after all

[nobodyblossomsforever]

Time and reality causes me too much stress.

[Reaganista]

nuh uh... feeling like you're about to sneeze... building up the anticipation ...am I gonna sneeze? I think I might, but I can't tell... then when you finally do it's like AHHHH what a relief.

except that you have snot all over your hand
ya i think the snot ruins it

[Jude]

After the state I was in while tripping time and reality were the awesomest things ever.

Maybe I just had a good comedown because I had a bad trip.

[Mr. Ron]

A massive ****.

[nobodyblossomsforever]

You do realize shrooms grow out of the fungus in cow dung.

[Shell]

also sitting around wehn im holding a big **** in that can feel damn good

wtf

lol which four-letter word is that? :p

[Jude]

You do realize shrooms grow out of the fungus in cow dung.

Considering these were grown by my friend's friend I doubt he got cow **** to grow them in.

[Shell]

Maybe he grew them in people ****.

[Jude]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Reaganista]

emotionally the best feeling in the world is when you're watching the video to sandstorm and the girl they're chasing falls on the train tracks but then the other girl kicks the guy in the face and they share a lesbian hug before escaping

[semi]

the four letter word is ****

[Shell]

I thought maybe he was holding in a big dick... because I don't see how holding in a big **** could feel good. :-/

But then again, I guess for him it would be the same feeling either way.

ugh

[DBoons Ghost]

Orgasm was the first thing that came to my mind, too. Followed by sneezing. Then peeing after you've been holding it in for a very long time.

Yeah sneezing never even entered my mind. I don't sneeze a whole lot tbh. Peeing after you've been holding it in is also quality relief, but comparing that to other exhilarating things I can't say.

Like jumping 10 stories into water. Awesomeness. Or riding a bike down an awesome mountain trail.. Or sleigh riding down a steep hill..

[Pariah]

Yeah sneezing never even entered my mind. I don't sneeze a whole lot tbh. Peeing after you've been holding it in is also quality relief, but comparing that to other exhilarating things I can't say.

Like jumping 10 stories into water. Awesomeness. Or riding a bike down an awesome mountain trail.. Or sleigh riding down a steep hill..

shell doesn't know what a hill is lol, being from kansas and all...

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

when im having a good day and i feel invincible

[DBoons Ghost]

shell doesn't know what a hill is lol, being from kansas and all...

No hills in Kansas?

Kansas must suck major cow titties.

[semi]

noonward! did they notice?

[Shell]

Yeah sneezing never even entered my mind. I don't sneeze a whole lot tbh. Peeing after you've been holding it in is also quality relief, but comparing that to other exhilarating things I can't say.

Like jumping 10 stories into water. Awesomeness. Or riding a bike down an awesome mountain trail.. Or sleigh riding down a steep hill..

Any of those things that makes you feel like a kid or the no worries, total freedom type of feeling is right up there.

[g°®†]

Like jumping 10 stories into water. Awesomeness. Or riding a bike down an awesome mountain trail.. Or sleigh riding down a steep hill..


I've done all of that. The jumping into the water was the most exhilerating thing I have ever done. Seriously ... it was this awesome quarry that had the bluest water you've ever seen in your life. Surreal. There was a 30 foot cliff, a 50 foot cliff, and a 100 foot cliff (all aproximate measurements).

We jumped off all of them .... the 100 foot scared the **** out of me. Hurt a little, and probably a dumb idea, but that rush was probably the craziest feeling I've ever known.

[Bajs]

Heroin is pretty nice.

[Pariah]

makin out with 12 guys

...

[Pariah]

No hills in Kansas?

Kansas must suck major cow titties.

maybe one or two

[Ephemeral]

the four letter word was ****

[Bajs]

failing at everything

...

[Bajs]

the four letter word was ****

nah im pretty sure it was *****

[Pariah]

lol

lol

[Bajs]

lol

lol

[Ephemeral]

making out with 12 guys

...

[Pariah]

lol

i never said that!

[Bajs]

waiting til bajs has made out with 12 guys, then make out with them afterwards

...

[nobodyblossomsforever]

nah im pretty sure it was *****

no cuz therez an extra asterisk :P

[Jude]

wait until bajs made out with 12 guys then brutally beat and crucify them for being gay

[DBoons Ghost]

I've done all of that. The jumping into the water was the most exhilerating thing I have ever done. Seriously ... it was this awesome quarry that had the bluest water you've ever seen in your life. Surreal. There was a 30 foot cliff, a 50 foot cliff, and a 100 foot cliff (all aproximate measurements).

We jumped off all of them .... the 100 foot scared the **** out of me. Hurt a little, and probably a dumb idea, but that rush was probably the craziest feeling I've ever known.

Yeah we used to climb up to the catwalk under the Throgs Neck Bridge, and jump into the water from the second or third pillar which I always thought was about 10 stories.

We wore our sneakers and kept our arms pinned to our sides or you break feet and arms.

[Bajs]

no cuz therez an extra asterisk :P

yes., that is what bothers me.

[Bajs]

wait until bajs made out with 12 guys then brutally beat and crucify them for being gay, then have sex with their corpses


...

[Pariah]

Yeah we used to climb up to the catwalk under the Throgs Neck Bridge, and jump into the water from the second or third pillar which I always thought was about 10 stories.

We wore our sneakers and kept our arms pinned to our sides or you break feet and arms.

and water would shoot up your butthole

[Jude]

...

hey **** you man

[Bajs]

ITT Jude rapes corpses and gets pwnd by the most un-pwning mxican in the wrodl.

[JohnXDoe]

thread sucks best feeling in the world to say it :D

[g°®†]

http://www.mta.info/mta/news/releases/images/Throgs-Neck.jpg


Dboon, you're crazy

[Shell]

No hills in Kansas?

Kansas must suck major cow titties.

I think someone proved that Kansas is actually flatter than a pancake. :-/

[JohnXDoe]

:smash:TOO MANY NEGATIVE THREADS!!!:smash:

[Meatplow]

sloppy seconds

like when you're eating dinner with the family and you go back for more and its all sloppy

[JohnXDoe]

thats hot

[Shell]

:smash:TOO MANY NEGATIVE THREADS!!!:smash:

oh hi there :)

[Aklerc]

Scoring a hat trick in hockey :) just after all the tiredness and adrenaleine (sp?) and suddenly it all pays off as you slam it in the goal and everyone around you is cheering and happy XD

Also when the person you like smiles at you in "that way".

Rollercoasters.

Marmite on toast at about 11 at night.

When friends suprise you with doing something *really* nice.

Freshly cooked cheesy garlic bread.

[JohnXDoe]

oh hi there :)
<3.



also getting head feels pretty good. more best feelings in the wotld coming up :)

[DBoons Ghost]

http://www.mta.info/mta/news/releases/images/Throgs-Neck.jpg


Dboon, you're crazy

That pic is misleading as it doesn't show the pillars on the way to the suspension.

I'm not that crazy bro.

[JohnXDoe]

that pic doesn't make me feel very good

[EXPLOZIONFACE]

Dmt

[JohnXDoe]

i like the feeling of butter toffee peanuts melting in my mouth.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Best feeling in the world: Gigantic post-drinking & amphetamines poo, helped out with a muscle relaxant (GHB, NOS, nicotine). Ahhh, relief.

[Pastorius]

drugs

[FakePlasticTrees]

I like the feeling that comes to me when I'm sitting on my outside steps at 5am with a hot steaming cup of coffee in my hand. It's really quite calming and tranquil, especially when it's dead quiet out.

edit: I'm probably the only one on this board who does that every morning.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

I like the feeling that comes to me when I'm sitting on my outside steps at 5am with a hot steaming cup of coffee in my hand. It's really quite calming and tranquil, especially when it's dead quiet out.

I hate that. Coz I put my coffee down to light a smoke and my fu'cking cat drinks my coffee.

[EXPLOZIONFACE]

Best feeling in the world: Gigantic post-drinking & amphetamines poo, helped out with a muscle relaxant (GHB, NOS, nicotine). Ahhh, relief.



GHB gets nasty, i hope you can controll it better than i did.

[Bajs]

I remember when i was in turkey.

I sat outside on a nice little cafe, i drank coffe and i smoked cigarilles. I tipped the owner to much so he and his wife went crazy and started to give us free itamz.

That was nice.

[Shell]

I like the feeling that comes to me when I'm sitting on my outside steps at 5am with a hot steaming cup of coffee in my hand. It's really quite calming and tranquil, especially when it's dead quiet out.

edit: I'm probably the only one on this board who does that every morning.

I actually like the early morning... when it's cool/dewy and watching the sun come up. It's best at the lake.

However, it's highly unlikely for me to get up that early. Better chance of stayin awake all night until the sun comes up.

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Exchange rate = awesome.

I remember going into a bar in Vietnam and shouting round after round coz each beer was 10 US cents. Fun times.

[Bajs]

Right now im going out to smoke a pipe and drink some tea.

Too bad its freezing outside.

[Bajs]

Exchange rate = awesome.

I remember going into a bar in Vietnam and shouting round after round coz each beer was 10 US cents. Fun times.

I tipped like 3€, thats 90% of what i payed.

[JohnXDoe]

What is it?

Does the best physical feeling beat the best emotional feeling?


yes the best physical feeling does beat the best emotional, although the best physical feeling is sometimes (often times) not enough to overcome the worst emotional feeling. therefore better to have stable emotional health then solely flesh bound pleasures because without emotional contentment you won't fully enjoy (if at all) even the greatest of physical pleasure. or at most you will derive empty pleasure from something which should be extraordinary.

this is why some people get lost within drugs, sex, alcohol, etc. they keep expecting the GREAT physical pleasure of those things to transfer to good emotions and happiness. they never do and it just leads to a vicious cycle of addiction, depression, and emotional neediness. the exact opposite of what they thought they were getting. surprise!!

so yeah stay in school and eat all your veggies and you'll be happy, happy, happy....and just say NO to anything fun :-/

[Shell]

or go for both!

best of both worlds!

[RIP Ian Curtis]

The best feeling on earth is getting rep.

[JohnXDoe]

or go for both!

best of both worlds!
omg DP yes!

[DBoons Ghost]

omg DP yes!

LOL

[FakePlasticTrees]

I actually like the early morning... when it's cool/dewy and watching the sun come up. It's best at the lake.

However, it's highly unlikely for me to get up that early. Better chance of stayin awake all night until the sun comes up.

I find that the early morning is often the best time of the day and as I said, when it's dead quiet out, it kinda makes everything feel surreal.

And, I'm an early riser. Everyday I get up at 5am. :)

[Shell]

omg DP yes!

you know that's NOT what I was saying!

(lol)

I find that the early morning is often the best time of the day and as I said, when it's dead quiet out, it kinda makes everything feel surreal.

And, I'm an early riser. Everyday I get up at 5am. :)

I struggle just to get up around 8. :(

[FakePlasticTrees]

I consider getting up at 8am sleeping in. :p

[JohnXDoe]

you know that's NOT what I was saying!

(lol)
oh that is what you were saying! no is yes yes is no and "best of both worlds" equals double pen.

wow, girls are crafty

[Shell]

lol

apparently I'm not crafty enough... I need to figure this stuff out!

[ringworm]

hardly the best, but no use in repeating whats already been posted

the first time you drive on your own

quitting a crappy job is an extremely satisfying feeling

[JohnXDoe]

lol

apparently I'm not crafty enough... I need to figure this stuff out!
silly shell, i said girls :rolleyes:

[Pariah]

quitting a crappy job is an extremely satisfying

:):)

[Shell]

silly shell, i said girls :rolleyes:

oh, right

[JohnXDoe]

ic.

[Chaindrive]

Getting warm after you've been cold is a great feeling.

[JohnXDoe]

boobs and a redhead in the bed after a long night of.....

[Surgicalgod]

water from my bidet gushing into my anus

[JohnXDoe]

that isn't half bad tbqh

[Chaindrive]

boobs and a redhead in the bed after a long night of.....

:eek:

[Shell]

I didn't think it was supposed to go into your anus. That would not be pleasurable.

[JohnXDoe]

o yes it would be! or should be. i shall refer to my newly burned dvd "Blow It Out Your Arse 10" and we shall see about that!

[Surgicalgod]

it is when you've had something chili and your anus is on fire.

[EXPLOZIONFACE]

wine enemas are better than water ones

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Honest-to-god, life-or-death fighting is an awesome feeling. Don't know about good but it's the same feeling you get when you live through a car accident.

[JohnXDoe]

you mean like in war or somethin? you a hard arse dude, RIP Ian Curtis? you do some tours in Iraq?

[RIP Ian Curtis]

Nah just punch-ups man. War would be a head-trip, I don't think it'd have the same joy of release thing, more a constant paranoia vibe.

[EXPLOZIONFACE]

Ian Curtis? you do some tours in Iraq?

no they didn't. joy divisions music didn't go down well over there....

[JohnXDoe]

Nah just punch-ups man. War would be a head-trip, I don't think it'd have the same joy of release thing, more a constant paranoia vibe.

yeah it takes a certain type of character. i've been in some jams, scrapes, etc...it is a rush, exciting, etc. but i'm not the fear type in those situations, even when serious shi.t hit the fan. so i could afford to be sort od excited about my scuffles...

going to real battle, though. its nice others will do that for me....
no they didn't. joy divisions music didn't go down well over there....
lol

[Permanent Solution]

Being in love when it works, maybe.

[4yearpro?]

going home after a shitty day at school

[JohnXDoe]

^ that is actually a very nice feeling, i would hope.

for some home sucks, school sucks, life is just one long suck....

[ringworm]

Mr Ron's "massive ****" has gotta be #3 or 4 so far :p

how bout when its getting dark on a good camping trip
fire's lit, cold beer, *cough*, radio's jammin, **** talking…

[B]

coke

love is overrated

[silicon71]

going under 3 layers of blankets when you're only in your boxers and it's like a refrigerator in your room

[Joe McCarthy]

I enjoy the nice defecation that when you wipe you see you didn't even need to have wiped because it didn't make a mess.

And an apartment you spent 3 and a half hours cleaning only to find that your roommate undid everything in about 15 minutes.

I would say being loved, but I can't say that has happened to me yet, so we'll insert appreciated instead of loved.

[ImusInTheMorning]

When you're in the shower and realize you're outta soap. So you have to jump out into the cold and grab a bar.. then that feeling when you jump back under the hot shower... mmmmm.

Sleeping in the winter under a mound of covers nestled tightly next to a lover.

That feeling when you get done skiing and you take your ski boots off and slip on your shoes. Mmmmmm.

Sticking your penis in a girls warm, tight butt.

Waking up in the morning and dreading getting up to go to work, only to realize it's Sunday.

When you don't know what you're up to on a weekend night and like 10 people call you to make plans.

The feeling after watching a really good, really long movie.

Being that perfect level of drunk, when you're not acting retarded yet and still vaguely coherent and everything seems, just for the night, beautiful.

Cocaine.

The smell of fall.

[Pariah]

Sleeping in the winter under a mound of covers nestled tightly next to a lover.

what about when you wish to drown said lover in said covers

[ImusInTheMorning]

Well that then is a euphoria all it's own, my friend

[hotpants_67]

love is overrated

this, and

Being in love when it works, maybe.

this, and from what i hear


coke

this

[hotpants_67]

oh and i must add, socking that one guy that really drills your nerves in the face. POW /orgasm

[FakePlasticTrees]

Being on your feet all day, then coming home and taking off your shoes and socks, then putting your feet up.

Great feeeling.

[Danger Bird]

Finally getting in bed after staying up reading for school

First standing up after getting really stoned

Walking through neighborhoods at night with your friends or g/f with no particular place to go

sitting around a fire with friends playing a guitar

[Turtle Soup]

climax

[MattyBlade]

when you're on a long road trip and can't stop to take a number 2 on the side of the road bc ur down to your last pair of socks and have nothing to wipe and finally get to a toilet.

[sunshineplaysbass]

un-doing your belt/pants after a long day of work. taking the shoes off goes with that actually.

getting in a warm bed on a cold night

christmastime

being just the right level of 'full' too much and you feel bad for a while.

chinese buffets.

a great movie.

the best however:
after wearing a pair of socks all day, climbing into bed, using your feet to get your socks off, and just wiggling your feet around under the covers to feel the love...oh man. so nice. everyone try it tonight.

[Jude]

getting in a warm bed on a cold night





This is definitely up there.

[Mr. Ron]

The feeling of a prostitute's warm life blood trickling down your white knuckled fists as you slowly rob her of her worthless existence.




I enjoy retrieving sweet from Piñata as well.



Mr. Ron & Sons inc. Interview with TIME magazine 1956

[MattyBlade]

I had to go to the shitter today, and headed for the last stall available. Upon entering the stall I noticed there was a HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE turd sitting like above the water towards the front of the toilet. I couldn't sit down to use the toilet for fear that my ballbag might touch said poo.


This was the worst feeling in the world.

[Mr. Ron]

Be a man, you piece of garbage.

[MattyBlade]

Be a man, you piece of garbage.

dude, i tried flushing the toilet like 3 times and that turd is still hanging there. you don't understand it's ****in huge.


edit: It's times like this I wish i had a camera phone.

[Jude]

Yeah like your ballsack is big enough to touch the toilet water.

[MattyBlade]

Yeah like your ballsack is big enough to touch the toilet water.

no dude i keep telling you the turd isn't IN the water, it's up near the front of the thing, it's one of those low flow toilets, so it's small and YEAH my ball bag would be in real close proximity if not mushed into said turd.

[Mr. Ron]

dude's got a small coin pouch

[EXPLOZIONFACE]

i'm the person who planted the turd there.

[MattyBlade]

explozion dude, you have the nastiest turds eva.

[CatfishJones]

when my ****ing headache goes away.

[Shell]

another great feeling is laughing uncontrollably

such as I did when reading the last 10 posts or so of this page

:lol:

[Dinosawesome]

Hitting the winning shot on the buzzer in a basketball grand final where you were the underdog and the girl you love is watching.

[Shell]

and then the team carries you off the court on their shoulders!

[Jude]

And the girl gives you a bj

[Dinosawesome]

yeah- that'd rawk

[The Chemist]

Light Petting.

[big80smullet]

My favourite is when im sitting and a girl comes up from behind and gives me a hug. With the boobs on the back of the neck its real nice. My ex used to do that then kiss my ear. That was honest to god the best thing ever. I could have stayed like that for hours

[Pastorius]

you'd get a wet ear

[FakePlasticTrees]

When Hockey season finally starts!

[big80smullet]

Not a wet kiss just a nice soft kiss. I wouldn't care anyway. My ears are my biggest erogenous zone. If a girl touches my ears well its second only to **** touching

[4yearpro?]

When Hockey season finally starts!

yes especially when the season pretty much starts on your b-day :)

[Joe McCarthy]

Hugs are good too. I have this friend who gives really good ones and she doeesn't poke you in the sides like some people who can't hug well.

[DougJI]

heroin.

[g°®†]

Not one of the "best" feelings, but when you're dealing with someone who says they're soooo awesome at something, and then you do whatever it is they're so "awesome" at and own them.


It's very satisfying, I guess.

[hotpants_67]

this one time i was giving my buddies friend who was a girl a ride home from a show. when we got to her stop, she said thankyou and then gave me a scratch behind the ear like one you would give a dog. it was so random but it felt good, kinda like massage good. i tried to recreate that feeling but i guess theres a certain way you have to do it.

[big80smullet]

this one time i was giving my buddies friend who was a girl a ride home from a show. when we got to her stop, she said thankyou and then gave me a scratch behind the ear like one you would give a dog. it was so random but it felt good, kinda like massage good. i tried to recreate that feeling but i guess theres a certain way you have to do it.

MY best female friend used to do that to me. and if we were watching a movie or tv she'd scratch and rub them. I love my ears being played with.

[g°®†]

Waking up in the morning and having ZERO feeling in both your arms, as they have fallen asleep.


This then after a few moments becomes one of the WORST feelings in the world as pins and needles invade every skin cell and nerve ending in your arms.

[Berk]

dude! I hate that!

sometimes i like to smack my arms agaisnt the wall cause I cant feel them


bringz the lulz

[big80smullet]

Its great to have a wank when they're like that. "The Stranger"

[Lupus]

or peeing after you have an orgasm

That hurts sometimes.

[big80smullet]

That hurts sometimes.

Only if you have gonorrhea

[Permanent Solution]

no in all seriousness it does hurt there's a scientific reason dealing with the chemical coating left by the ejaculate or something but i forget =|

[big80smullet]

yeah the scientific reason is gonorrhea. It coats the inside of your wang.

[Permanent Solution]

oh ok

[niobium]

warm dry socks
the nuzzle of a stepfather

[JohnXDoe]

best? not a chance.....

[big80smullet]

sup johnXdoe. regale us with your sexual exploits, or sexploits, for i am bored