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Scythe404
09-20-2007, 11:19 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/09/20/suing.god.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) -- A legislator who filed a lawsuit against God has gotten something he might not have expected: a response.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha said he sued God last week to make a point about frivolous lawsuits.

One of two court filings from "God" came Wednesday under otherworldly circumstances, according to John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.

"This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here -- poof!" Friend said.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha sued God last week, seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty for making terroristic threats, inspiring fear and causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

Chambers, a self-proclaimed agnostic who often criticizes Christians, said his filing was triggered by a federal lawsuit he considers frivolous. He said he's trying to make the point that anybody can sue anybody.

Not so, says "God." His response argues that the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction.

It adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point.

"I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you," according to the response, as read by Friend.

There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said.

A second response from "God" disputing Chambers' allegations lists a phone number for a Corpus Christi law office. A message left for that office was not immediately returned Thursday.

Attempts to reach Chambers by phone and at his Capitol office Thursday were unsuccessful.

Some days I love humanity.

hethamulburton
09-20-2007, 11:23 PM
Isn't there a better way to spend your time as a politician in office...

... Wait he's from Nebraska, okay, his story checks out.

Knifeboy
09-21-2007, 04:18 AM
*bangs head against wall*

Whoever thought it was funny to leave a reply from "god", completely ruined the point of the lawsuit..
So I guess this "god" is an idiot, way to be omnipotent :rolleyes:

Linkinbassist
09-21-2007, 05:15 AM
I hate this, because in three months time this'll be the single biggest court case in the world.

big80smullet
09-21-2007, 05:18 AM
Some people are stupid. This was a movie with billy connolly.

Knifeboy
09-21-2007, 05:40 AM
I hate this, because in three months time this'll be the single biggest court case in the world.

Well, let's hope! Because the whole point of this is to reveal how moronic the american court system is..
Maybe this could help change it

MrConeman
09-21-2007, 06:15 AM
more like lawlsuit.

Det_Nosnip
09-21-2007, 07:24 AM
*bangs head against wall*

Whoever thought it was funny to leave a reply from "god", completely ruined the point of the lawsuit..


...Which may have been his intention and laudible anyways.

Knifeboy
09-21-2007, 09:12 AM
I don't see how it's laudable, there's no denying that the american court system is a joke

Oriah
09-21-2007, 09:25 AM
close this stupid thread

Dr Hooch
09-21-2007, 10:22 AM
This guy has been severely misrepresented in the media though.

The first couple of places i saw it made out he was serious.

Knifeboy
09-21-2007, 11:07 AM
Yeah, the media is doing a really horrible job covering this

iliketoplaydrums10111
09-21-2007, 11:30 AM
lol@free will :rolleyes:

jeffro
09-21-2007, 06:01 PM
If he is an agnostic, why the hell would he sue god? It does not prove the point that anybody can sue anybody, because god is not a human. All he is doing is wasting his own and tax payers money. I hope he is somehow removed from office just out of his own ignorance.

PerpetualBurn
09-21-2007, 06:28 PM
It does not prove the point that anybody can sue anybody, because god is not a human.

That's the point you moron.

Det_Nosnip
09-21-2007, 06:30 PM
I don't see how it's laudable, there's no denying that the american court system is a joke

Nor is there denying that this is an inane way of showing it.

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...make an inane gesture, get an inane response.

Oriah
09-21-2007, 06:54 PM
If he is an agnostic, why the hell would he sue god? It does not prove the point that anybody can sue anybody, because god is not a human. All he is doing is wasting his own and tax payers money. I hope he is somehow removed from office just out of his own ignorance.

No, he was doing it to prove a point. Read the information 1st.

BridgeToSolace
09-21-2007, 10:03 PM
Whoever thought it was funny to leave a reply from "god"...


...is a genius.

But only if he was joking back.;

Scythe404
09-21-2007, 10:09 PM
That's the point you moron.

He just discovered the early foundations of satire.

In 2007.

Danger Bird
09-21-2007, 11:20 PM
Hey guys I think the best way to make a point about frivolous lawsuits is to totally waste the tax dollars and time of a courtroom. It's okay, it's for a point!

silicon71
09-21-2007, 11:28 PM
ey yo its god whats up yo. oh yeah also why you sue me bro i thought we were cool. aight pce yo

-Big J in the Sky

Berk
09-22-2007, 11:08 AM
hows it possible to sue someone who maybe didnt exhist.

Smokey D
09-22-2007, 11:24 AM
I think that was the point of the case.

Luc214
09-22-2007, 01:07 PM
hows it possible to sue someone who maybe didnt exhist.

The RIAA sued a dead woman.