Atheist fags

[anal gravy]

Sup athiestfags. Tell me, can you comprehend the amount of atoms in the head of a pin? How about a fingernail? The human body? The planet? The solar system? The galaxy? The universe?

There are infinite atoms in the universe.

And according to your beliefs, all of these atoms were formed by a spontaneous naked singularity that appeared out of nothing with no cause. An object with infinite density, taking up a space infinitely smaller than a single atom.

I’m of course assuming you faggots can comprehend the concept of infinity.

And sure, spout off that “quantum physics explains everything lolololololol fail logic”. Quantum physics is a THEORY. We as humans know next to NOTHING of the true workings of the universe.

How improbable is it that an event such as the big bang could occur? That a random explosion could create all the grand workings of the cosmos? Extremely, extremely unlikely. So why do you have such a hard time believing that in a universe of infinite probability, a sentient intelligence could have spontaneously formed and influenced the way things went?

Oh, and before you give me the whole “The big bang is a cycle that has been going on for an infinite amount of time and never had a beginning”, you’re basically describing what Christians believe about God.

Science is not a ****ing absolute, faggots. Humans do NOT know the truth. Athiestfags, you’re literally following a FAITH in science. Mother****ing FAITH. You HOPE science is true, but there’s no way to absolutely prove it is, therefore it is a faith. Just like any other religion. So get off your faggoty high horse, pick your faith, and shut the **** up.

[Mr. Ron]

ok.

[Reaganista]

preach it brother

[Surtr]

How improbable is it that an event such as the big bang could occur? That a random explosion could create all the grand workings of the cosmos? Extremely, extremely unlikely. So why do you have such a hard time believing that in a universe of infinite probability, a sentient intelligence could have spontaneously formed and influenced the way things went?

'Bout the same as the probability of a man in the sky who controls everything, knows everything and also created everything.

Really though, are you 14? Why would you make a thread like this?


Close this thread please.

[Iskandar]

What a thread. I hope it isn't closed before we get some more lulz out of it.

[Hababi]

umm

[Mr. Ron]

Odds are this is a joke but I have a very disturbing feeling it isn't.


shall I neg?

[anal gravy]

ron check rep but be quiet you're cool about it

[Iskandar]

Odds are this is a joke but I have a very disturbing feeling it isn't.


shall I neg?I did, just because it's not funny even if it was a joke.

Even Steve said "umm." That's a sign of how bad this is.

[Mr. Ron]

ron check rep but be quiet you're cool about it

lel lel kk

[iam2000pounds]

lol.

[CatfishJones]

no, you're a fag.

[Special Brew]

wait nvm

but this thread sucks

[Iskandar]

Finally, something I can agree with on here!

[CarnageFairy]

Sup athiestfags. Tell me, can you comprehend the amount of atoms in the head of a pin? How about a fingernail? The human body? The planet? The solar system? The galaxy? The universe?

There are infinite atoms in the universe.

And according to your beliefs, all of these atoms were formed by a spontaneous naked singularity that appeared out of nothing with no cause. An object with infinite density, taking up a space infinitely smaller than a single atom.

I’m of course assuming you large bundle of stickss can comprehend the concept of infinity.

And sure, spout off that “quantum physics explains everything lolololololol fail logic”. Quantum physics is a THEORY. We as humans know next to NOTHING of the true workings of the universe.

How improbable is it that an event such as the big bang could occur? That a random explosion could create all the grand workings of the cosmos? Extremely, extremely unlikely. So why do you have such a hard time believing that in a universe of infinite probability, a sentient intelligence could have spontaneously formed and influenced the way things went?

Oh, and before you give me the whole “The big bang is a cycle that has been going on for an infinite amount of time and never had a beginning”, you’re basically describing what Christians believe about God.

Science is not a ****ing absolute, large bundle of stickss. Humans do NOT know the truth. Athiestfags, you’re literally following a FAITH in science. Mother****ing FAITH. You HOPE science is true, but there’s no way to absolutely prove it is, therefore it is a faith. Just like any other religion. So get off your large bundle of sticksy high horse, pick your faith, and shut the **** up.

aight

[sweboy]

Amen.

[Mr. Ron]

sweboy is a fag luhlz

[CatfishJones]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GirieYPzvZw

[Mr. Ron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0gpS0YlEz4

[r1mbaud]

cute.

[sweboy]

sweboy is a fag luhlz

You have absolutely no evidence backing that claim up, and you're using an appeal to lulz. Thus you fail.

[Surtr]

You have absolutely no evidence backing that claim up, and you're using an appeal to lulz. Thus you fail.

THAT'S WHAT...HE..SAID!

Oh burnz?!

[Akira]

Lmao.

[Mr. Ron]

You have absolutely no evidence backing that claim up, and you're using an appeal to lulz. Thus you fail.

I am using science.

[anal gravy]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Copypasta

lololololol

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

okie doke

[irishslappop]

heyyyooooo

[deeps]

I was on google cruising for some athiest fags and was hoping when this popped up that I wouldn't have to go far from home to get what I was looking for imagine how angry I was when I realized that this thread wasn't what I was hoping it was :angry:

p.s. anyone know where I could go to hook up with some atheist fags?! :confused:

[CatfishJones]

I was on google cruising for some athiest fags and was hoping when this popped up that I wouldn't have to go far from home to get what I was looking for imagine how angry I was when I realized that this thread wasn't what I was hoping it was :angry:

p.s. anyone know where I could go to hook up with some atheist fags?! :confused:

www.google.com

[Luc214]

Sup athiestfags. Tell me, can you comprehend the amount of atoms in the head of a pin? How about a fingernail? The human body? The planet? The solar system? The galaxy? The universe?

There are infinite atoms in the universe.

And according to your beliefs, all of these atoms were formed by a spontaneous naked singularity that appeared out of nothing with no cause. An object with infinite density, taking up a space infinitely smaller than a single atom.

I’m of course assuming you faggots can comprehend the concept of infinity.

And sure, spout off that “quantum physics explains everything lolololololol fail logic”. Quantum physics is a THEORY. We as humans know next to NOTHING of the true workings of the universe.

How improbable is it that an event such as the big bang could occur? That a random explosion could create all the grand workings of the cosmos? Extremely, extremely unlikely. So why do you have such a hard time believing that in a universe of infinite probability, a sentient intelligence could have spontaneously formed and influenced the way things went?

Oh, and before you give me the whole “The big bang is a cycle that has been going on for an infinite amount of time and never had a beginning”, you’re basically describing what Christians believe about God.

Science is not a ****ing absolute, faggots. Humans do NOT know the truth. Athiestfags, you’re literally following a FAITH in science. Mother****ing FAITH. You HOPE science is true, but there’s no way to absolutely prove it is, therefore it is a faith. Just like any other religion. So get off your faggoty high horse, pick your faith, and shut the **** up.

Are you a Christian?

[deeps]

www.google.com

oh right... I forgot

I suck at teh interweb:upset:

[Akira]

I’m of course assuming you large bundle of stickss can comprehend the concept of infinity.

This is the funniest part of the whole post on account of the fact that the universe isn't infinite.

[anal gravy]

Are you a Christian?

look a few posts up idiot

[Hababi]

days like this I almost wish I was a mod again and could make this thread die :o

[Iskandar]

What's up, Serenity?

[Hababi]

What's up, Serenity?

Not much, just completed a big (over 1000 word) article for my school's newspaper. Oh and I finished King Leopold's Ghost :D

[Mr. Ron]

Not much, just completed a big (over 1000 word) article for my school's newspaper. Oh and I finished King Leopold's Ghost :D

Hows the book coming along?


Get any ideas for that story we were talking about? The one where the woman is found out on the ice?

[dei]

postcountt ++

[Hababi]

Hows the book coming along?


It was a very good bit. The way it wraps up establishes why the effects of Leopold's rule weren't limited to the time of Belgium's rule over the Congo Free State.


Get any ideas for that story we were talking about? The one where the woman is found out on the ice?

I pondered whether it might be better to make that bit the first act and then move the story out of that setting.

[anal gravy]

postcountt ++

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[Jake=Suck]

Quantum physics is a THEORY.

no it isnt, its a branch of physics.

[Danger Bird]

'Bout the same as the probability of a man in the sky who controls everything, knows everything and also created everything.
No, the probability of that is much, much, much, much, much, astronomically much, worse.

[Violent_Bill]

Bananas prove that God is real. Because they fit perfectly in the human hand. The more you know.

[Danger Bird]

Right, **** the tens of thousands of years of selective breeding (EVOLUTION) that produced those "perfect" bananas.

[Violent_Bill]

If you so much as mention coconuts I believe you will go to hell also.

[Iskandar]

Not much, just completed a big (over 1000 word) article for my school's newspaper. Oh and I finished King Leopold's GhostWhat was your article about? The declining moral standards of today's America?

[Danger Bird]

If you so much as mention coconuts I believe you will go to hell also.

What about pineapples?

[Hababi]

What was your article about? The declining moral standards of today's America?

No, though I'd love to write one on that :p

It's on medical careers and medical tv shows.

[Iskandar]

No, though I'd love to write one on that :p

It's on medical careers and medical tv shows.No offense, but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Hababi]

No offense, but zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Haha hey it turned out well, plus it's for a special "career guide" edition. Plus I'm going to get paid more than usual for it, hopefully $15.

[Iskandar]

Haha hey it turned out well, plus it's for a special "career guide" edition. Plus I'm going to get paid more than usual for it, hopefully $15.$15?! Face it, man, you're exploited.

[Violent_Bill]

I think the best way to read this thread is imagining the original poster screaming the words from the top of a high, lonely mountain.

[CatfishJones]

Bananas prove that God is real. Because they fit perfectly in the human hand. The more you know.

oh yes, because a ****ing banana proves god exists.

[Hababi]

$15?! Face it, man, you're exploited.

Hahaha well it's $0.0025 per character, and it's a great opportunity, more for something that could lead to future employment. I'm going to try to get an internship at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette for the summer.

[Iskandar]

Hahaha well it's $0.0025 per character, and it's a great opportunity, more for something that could lead to future employment. I'm going to try to get an internship at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette for the summer.I agree that it's an alright opportunity but you're still being exploited. Revolt!

Man, I would hate to be in print journalism unless you had some serious experience under your belt and were with a major paper. Then it'd be awesome.

[Permanent Solution]

Let me know if I shouldn't close this thread and ban ts within 5 mins plz.

[Der Übermensch]

Man... you've really turned me right... I now believe in jebus!

I have a question...
If we can't comprehend infinity, and god is an infinite being, we can't comprehend god either...
So how is your theism any different then our atheism?

[Hababi]

I agree that it's an alright opportunity but you're still being exploited. Revolt!


:lol: Well considering that my previous college didn't pay me at all, I was quite happy to get a paying gig.

I get paid to write movie reviews, and I get into the movie for free. So, getting paid $10 is really like $17, because of the cost of the movie being eliminated.


Man, I would hate to be in print journalism unless you had some serious experience under your belt and were with a major paper. Then it'd be awesome.

That's why I probably won't go into journalism as a career. Of course, if the internship would lead to a full-time gig at the Post-Gazette, then I'd be in good shape. But I don't even know if I'll be able to get the internship :p

[Iskandar]

:lol: Well considering that my previous college didn't pay me at all, I was quite happy to get a paying gig.

I get paid to write movie reviews, and I get into the movie for free. So, getting paid $10 is really like $17, because of the cost of the movie being eliminated.Actually, getting free movies would be pretty nice. The local theater is $10 except for matinees.

That's why I probably won't go into journalism as a career. Of course, if the internship would lead to a full-time gig at the Post-Gazette, then I'd be in good shape. But I don't even know if I'll be able to get the internship
Do you have any idea of what you want to do with your life, at all? Just wondering.