Book (or possibly something else...) recommendation

[superpeer]

What do I buy for a female, intelligent, sex obsessed literature student. She also likes Spain a lot.

any good books you've read lately?

kthx

maybe a film? any other gift tips are welcome

go go

EDIT: not my girlfriend =o

[FakePlasticTrees]

Well, I once got my ex a gift certificate for a beauty spa once before. It was one of those places where she got to sit in mud and got mud and cucumbers in her face and all that crap.

She liked it.

edit: This also has nothing to do with books and movies.

[Kage]

Get her Naked Lunch.

[Hedgedive]

some Marquis de Sade for the sexings

[thedeadwalk!]

Book: Portnoy's Complaint

Movie: Happiness

[Luc214]

She would probably appreciate a book of William Blake's poetry.

Or possibly Ulver's Themes From William Blake's The Marriage Of Heaven And Hell :p if she likes music.

[Iskandar]

What do I buy for a female, intelligent, sex obsessed literature student.:eek:

[Otherside]

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

[fingers mccoy]

if she's a literature student this will be hard won't it

i've bought books for girls before. When i was younger i bought a book of shakespearean sonnets, then i bought the magus, then perfume, then the man who mistook his wife for a hat, then nostalgia. The intelligence of the girls i bought them for had no bearing on the choice tho.

[Iskandar]

I bought The Joys of Yiddish for a girl once.

[Robert Crumb]

Movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070040

Comic Book: http://www.randomhouse.com/pantheon/graphicnovels/embroideries.html

Or buy her a collection of Federico Garcia Lorca poetry or something.

[A Dead Modernist]

Movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441909/

[planewreck]

The Time-Traveler's Wife

[Robert Crumb]

I've gotta give Embroideries a harder sell. It's all about women and their sex/love lives. You can probably find it on the cheap and Marjane Satrapi is awesome so whatever. Maybe even get her Persepolis; it's better than Embroideries, but since you said sex-obsessed, I figured Embroideries might have a stronger appeal.

[Mr. Ron]

I bought The Joys of Yiddish for a girl once.

hahaha

[planewreck]

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

[jazzfromhell]

Last Tango in Paris. Henry Miller's Tropic of Cancer.

[Cocaine]

The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler

[superpeer]

:eek:

:lol: Yeah, she's pretty cool. ;)

I'll see if I can find any of this weird stuff!

Dunno if she likes graphic novels and I'd rather get her a book than a film, because I dunno, weird books are probably easier to find than weird DVDs.

I might just end up getting her a bottle of vodka.

Well, I once got my ex a gift certificate for a beauty spa once before. It was one of those places where she got to sit in mud and got mud and cucumbers in her face and all that crap.

She liked it.

edit: This also has nothing to do with books and movies.

Nahh, she's not much into that stuff.

[Violent_Bill]

Hell, just come completely off left field and give her The Family Book by Todd Parr. Surprise!

[Meatplow]

Movie: Happiness

....

the gift that keeps on disturbing

[thedeadwalk!]

I figured she'd enjoy Philip Seymour Hoffman's and Dylan Baker's sexual intrigue.

"I'm going to **** you so hard, you'll be coming out of your ears. **** you..."

Joe: What do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know...
Bill: A professional?
Joe: Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach things... first-timers, you know... break him in.
Bill: But Joe, he's 11.
Joe: You're right, you're right. It's too late.

Son: Would you ever molest me?
Father: No, I'd just masturbate.

:lol: abound.

[Riziger]

get her flowers, and scented candles that you'll light when you're having dinner that you cooked for her.

[superpeer]

She's not my girlfriend, dude. She's just a friend. It's easier to buy stuff for your girlfriend, they just want useless crap.

Hmm, I forgot to mention that. =o

[Meatplow]

I figured she'd enjoy Philip Seymour Hoffman's and Dylan Baker's sexual intrigue.

"I'm going to **** you so hard, you'll be coming out of your ears. **** you..."

Joe: What do you think would happen if I got him a professional... you know...
Bill: A professional?
Joe: Hooker. You know, the kind that can teach things... first-timers, you know... break him in.
Bill: But Joe, he's 11.
Joe: You're right, you're right. It's too late.

Son: Would you ever molest me?
Father: No, I'd just masturbate.

:lol: abound.

:lol:

Great movie.

[italic zero]

La Mala Educación

Maybe The Dork of Cork. (They made a movie out of it called Frankie Starlight but I haven't seen it.)

[superpeer]

She already has La Mala Educación, I'm pretty sure. ='(

[italic zero]

how about Shortbus