michael vick found jesus

[Ando!]

I DIDN'T KNOW JESUS WAS LOST

[JohnXDoe]

did he put him in a death match :confused:

[sweboy]

Dude he's been lost for about 2000 years.

[HNLzero]

reincarnated as a chewed up pitbull

[Ando!]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a304/ak47mustang/untitled-23.jpg

tbh I dont know how he did it

[Surtr]

Hahaha.

Street Preacher: "Have you found Jesus?"

Friend: "Nah, but I'm going to look for him? Wanna' come with me?"

[masada]

******.

[Ando!]

michael vick asks that all children use him as an example for poor decision making!

[The Stig]

This is how:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/PaultheWall/Vick.jpg

[dei]

Paul the Wall.

[The Stig]

Don't ask.

[dei]

Paul Wall?

[The Stig]

No. I tripped and hit a wall. Several times.

[Strum]

This is how:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b273/PaultheWall/Vick.jpg

pfft he's not that smart

nigga smash his way to jesus

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v256/Sirstrumalot/jesusuntitled-23.jpg

[The Stig]

hahahahaha

[dei]

No. I tripped and hit a wall. Several times.

Several times?

[The Stig]

Consecutively. Jack Daniel's was involved. And It was also the night I got banned.

[Ando!]

well he sure didn't throw the ball to jesus I mean what a terrible quarterback

[dei]

Consecutively. Jack Daniel's was involved. And It was also the night I got banned.

Oh, alcohol. I was about to say, someone needs to retake Walking 101.

[The Stig]

I am naturally clumsy as ****, though.

[here comes the bird flu]

i hate people who post a bulletin on myspace and a thread on mx which are the same thing

gay

[Ando!]

the list is always fun

The list
Sign your name and put if you think the person above you is a virgin or not.
If you break the chain you will be a virgin until you are 40!!

Lauren Russs-- i'm firstt. duh
Josh Burger - umm i havn't talked to her in a while. but i don't think
kim - nope
Melissa *-* yeah i sure hope soo.. i say yeah duh. :P
lana-im gonna say yeah
heather-yeah i think she iz=)
Mike- hahaha if she's a virgin then im a saint
phoenix-haha hell no
Xzile- hell no she aint and her mom knows lol
missy-umm no!
Berta<3-Oh Hells No
Im Josh...berta hells no

[BUZz kiLL]

oh wow, I completely forgot that I had a myspace

[dei]

I am naturally clumsy as ****, though.

My sister is the same. She's 8 years old and she doesn't know how to ride a bike because we don't her to end up in the hospital. It's bad. She fell four times just walking across a museum plaza last year.

[dei]

I deleted a friend's little brother from my Myspace friends because he posted a new bulletin like every half hour.

[Riziger]

this is pretty funny

http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/nfl_reports_strong_sales_of