was anybody in middle school not a complete and utter tool

[metalicajaymz]

honestly how much of a waste were those years

if you are currently between the ages of 12 and 14 then you are the lowest possible life form

[Hedgedive]

I was a tool but I was also more poplar:(

[Surgicalgod]

i was gay but i was better than most people in my class tbh >_>

[metalicajaymz]

I was a tool but I was also more poplar:(
I wasn't at all because all the popular kids were even bigger tools than me if that's possible

[Zmev]

I suggested a Creed song to be our class song.

Instead it was some hymn no one remembers or gives a **** about

[Dinosawesome]

I was too busy playing sport to be anything but tired.

[Hedgedive]

I wasn't at all because all the popular kids were even bigger tools than me if that's possible

well yeah that's pretty much how I lost the poplar.

(douchebaggery+toolness-musictaste)/acne = popularity

^formula for middleschool

[metalicajaymz]

I was too busy playing sport to be anything but tired.
is 'sport' in new zealand different from American 'sport'

I assume it means 'slow roasting a dick in the esophagus' over there

[Zmev]

:lol:

[the pie.]

don't most 12-14 year olds just spend their time experimenting with
psychedelic chemicals?

[metalicajaymz]

don't most 12-14 year olds just spend their time experimenting with
psychedelic chemicals?
if you do any drugs before high school then you should try this new drug called 'a gun in your mouth

[bleep_bloop]

lol more like 15-16

[the pie.]

if you do any drugs before high school then you should try this new drug called 'a gun in your mouth

sounds CO0OL, is it anywhere near as awesome as meth or scag?

[big80smullet]

if you do any drugs before high school then you should try this new drug called 'a gun in your mouth

dicks, guns... your quite into your phallic references aren't you? im sure freud said something about phallic symbols...

[metalicajaymz]

yeah I'm gay good ****ing detective work

[big80smullet]

i was alluding to the fact that your retarded.

[metalicajaymz]

your retarded

:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

[the pie.]

Pwooned

[Dinosawesome]

is 'sport' in new zealand different from American 'sport'

I assume it means 'slow roasting a dick in the esophagus' over there
I don't live in in New Zealand and I never have you complete and utter retard.

[metalicajaymz]

I don't know what country Nath swallows sacks in, I must be retarded

PS: Erami

[Dinosawesome]

Wow- you really really suck at trying to be funny.

Like really.

Good work at being retarded.

[Marc Johnson]

tony make love to me

edit: i am ashamed that this is my first post since like, a week or two.

[Berk]

pfft. grade 7-8, I dont really remeber any of it.

[the pie.]

pfft. grade 7-8, I dont really remeber any of it.

hey berk i can't tell if your avatar is awesome or just crazy dead jpeg,

[metalicajaymz]

Wow- you really really suck at trying to be funny.

Like really.

Good work at being retarded.
I'm quoting this for posterity

everybody plz survey my brilliant work on the first page and then take a glance at the best thing Nath could come up with in retaliation

Nath how do Fall Out Boy's pubes feel as they brush against your lips

[Berk]

hey berk i can't tell if your avatar is awesome or just crazy dead jpeg,

second

[the pie.]

second

well, that makes it an awesome crazy dead jpeg


but seriously it would make a cool toe tattoo

[Dinosawesome]

I'm quoting this for posterity

everybody plz survey my brilliant work on the first page and then take a glance at the best thing Nath could come up with in retaliation

Nath how do Fall Out Boy's pubes feel as they brush against your lips
No- like that post- that was the single worst comeback I've ever seen on this site. That includes everything be Jaylink, Pitchfork and Alf.

If that's the best you can do you've fallen a long way.

[the pie.]

hey nath is ur name nathan

[metalicajaymz]

That includes everything be Jaylink, Pitchfork and Alf.

take two, please

with english so we can understand

[Dinosawesome]

is your name the_piean?

take two, please

with english so we can understand
If you can't understand english with a typo then you're freaking retarded.

[the pie.]

is your name the_piean?



no, its terence :coooool:

[metalicajaymz]

is your name the_piean?


If you can't understand english with a typo then you're freaking retarded.
no see I'm guessing you meant "by", but the 'e' and 'y' keys are so far apart that you either actually meant "be", or you were so busy getting your face pounded by the Gym Class Heroes that you forgot how to use a keyboard properly

plz explain

[badtaste]

no, its terence :coooool:

How come I've never seen you before?

Please respond so I can decide whether to rep you or not. Speaking of rep, weren't you in the red a few weeks ago? Actually, I can't even remember if I've repped you before or not (I usually feel sympathy for those in the red).

[Dinosawesome]

no see I'm guessing you meant "by", but the 'e' and 'y' keys are so far apart that you either actually meant "be", or you were so busy getting your face pounded by the Gym Class Heroes that you forgot how to use a keyboard properly

plz explain
I imagine I didn't care enough to pay attention to what I was doing.

[the pie.]

Please respond

RESPONZE

if by in the red you mean i had Neg rep then you're correct.

and you probably haven't seen me before because i only just started posting agaian after my Mail Order Marijuana forum went down;
and i get edgy if i am not outletting my enormous grey brain on teh webt .

you should probably +rep me becuase i have powerfulz disconnections.

[badtaste]

RESPONZE

if by in the red you mean i had Neg rep then you're correct.

and you probably haven't seen me before because i only just started posting agaian after my Mail Order Marijuana forum went down;
and i get edgy if i am not outletting my enormous grey brain on teh webt .

you should probably +rep me becuase i have powerfulz disconnections.

Excellent.

[Pariah]

hes bluffing

[badtaste]

hes bluffing

you mean he has powerful connections? OSHI!

[Pariah]

watch out

[Berk]

well, that makes it an awesome crazy dead jpeg


but seriously it would make a cool toe tattoo

True.

[naut]

ITT: nath falls hard.

[MattyBlade]

I never had a middle school.

Well, actually after grade 6 (my school was only sk-6) I went to a school that was sk-8 to do my last 2 years. it was kinda horbs

[volviendo]

kill nath

[superpeer]

I was horrible, horrible.

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

i listened to mad offspring, limp bizkit, jay z, eminem, and creed

[myassitches]

i listened to mad offspring, limp bizkit, jay z, eminem, and creed

at least you didn't listen to linkin park or slipknot. if you did then you gotta be crazy.

the worst thing i've ever done in middle school was listen to blink 182 and think family guy was funny.

[dei]

I wasn't an asshole back then. People used to pick on me. :(

[Sexypastries]

i wanted to have sex with at least two of my teachers

they were guys i was so gay back then

[Permanent Solution]

I was so much an anti-tool that even the popular kids offered to buy me clothes and music and such to make me more of a tool.

[Anarcho Poser]

I just listened to crappy music, smoked a lot of pot, and did a lot of stupid vandalism.

I'd go back and kick my *** if I could.

[MattyBlade]

I just listened to crappy music, smoked a lot of pot, and did a lot of stupid vandalism.

I'd go back and kick my *** if I could.


you smoked pot in middle school? lucky!

[The Stig]

I was the person being beaten up by all of the tools when I moved to Georgia in seventh grade.

[A Dead Modernist]

^ I moved to georgia in 5th garde!

yeah i was pretty gay, not much has changed :o

[MattyBlade]

"Please stop hitting me! let's try and discuss this rationally!"

"He thinkz he's smarterd then us! GET HIM!"

[The Stig]

It was more deadlegs in the hall and throwing rocks and **** at me at the bus stop.

[volviendo]

hmmm, let me think back to when i was in middle school...

[A Dead Modernist]

Ive never been beaten up/been in a fight.

Is their something wrong with me

:upset:

[the pie.]

Ive never been beaten up/been in a fight.

Is their something wrong with me

:upset:

yes, are you perhaps a ghey?
:smoke:

yeah a chav spat at me once and i had my jaw broken it a fight, not really bullying
i just really stink of BO.

[MattyBlade]

learn to shower, gosh.

[the pie.]

learn to shower, gosh.

thats not the reason, i pissed off David bowie saying his face is like a distended badger scrotum so he cast me into he BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH and blocked me from MSN. D :

[dei]

Ive never been beaten up/been in a fight.

Is their something wrong with me

:upset:

I've never been in a real fight, but I've been beaten up a few times.

[CatfishJones]

i got in a small fight in middle school, buts thats it. kicked his ***.

[Yield]

I just got out of middle school. Gayest three years of my life.

[Sexypastries]

I just got out of middle school.

no wonder you're so gay

[ImusInTheMorning]

My middle school years were actually better than my high school years.

It was when I discovered sex and drugs.

We also used to pick on this dorky kid named Mark all the time. He'd try and sit with us at lunch and we'd call him a fag and make him sit by himself.

Later, his dad became the governor of Colorado and he himself became one of the most popular douchebags at my high school.

But I remember -.-

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

My middle school years were actually better than my high school years.

It was when I discovered sex and drugs.

We also used to pick on this dorky kid named Mark all the time. He'd try and sit with us at lunch and we'd call him a fag and make him sit by himself.

Later, his dad became the governor of Colorado and he himself became one of the most popular douchebags at my high school.

But I remember -.-

you sound like a douche bag

[Already_Taken]

honestly how much of a waste were those years

if you are currently between the ages of 12 and 14 then you are the lowest possible life form

Excited to start 9th grade?

You're cool now!!!!!

[metalicajaymz]

thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!! you remind me of krups!!!!!

[<3<3<3]

I was just a chill skateboarder who jammed out to punk rock and played bass.

[niobium]

things i learned in middle school

there is no better music than what system of a down makes
track is fun
getting punched square in the jaw by a 7th grade mexican doesn't hurt at all
infraction points suck
girls were taller than me and some still are

[drewhet]

i hated middle school and i hated high school, but elementary school was the ****

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

going through puberty really sucked

making class speeches with a cracking voice ftl

[YDload]

middle school sucked

our whole grade was divided up into two "teams" and you had most of your classes with just those people, and you only saw the kids on the other team at gym or lunch. it wasnt until high school when we all got back together that i realized how much cooler the other team was

also i was so embarassed at being smart that i never really gave 100% when competing in the spelling and geography bees. i could have won more of them, probably :mad:

[Charlie Manson]

elementary school was terrible
middle school was terrible
highschool was terrible then good then crazy and sad

2 years after highschool im glad i dont have to go to school anymore

[Danger Bird]

Yes, I was a complete tool except for the fact that I was kind of smart.

Middle school was kind of fun though.

[Zebra]

Middle school was fun because I had no responsibilities.

[IbanezArtist]

I was actually a badass, I played videogames on a laptop all day and gave my teachers each small sums of cash in order to get good grades.

The negative side of me during those years was that I like Green Day.

The positive side to my negative music tastes is that they never went in the way of my 10 years of piano lessons.

The negative side of that is I quit piano stupidly.

[CatfishJones]

The negative side of me during those years was that I like Green Day.

i feel your pain.

[Hedgedive]

yeah a chav spat at me once

lol are chavs tough or something?

I mean I live in the U.S. where we actually have black ppl but in all the pictures I've seen of chavs they look skinny and their asses look very kickable.

[CatfishJones]

all the pictures I've seen of chavs they look skinny and their asses look very kickable.

http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2004/bleedin-precious.jpg

[g°®†]

I was always drawing.

[Devil's Reject]

I don't think anyone remembers me from school. I was the quiet person that nobody ever noticed.

[voetsek]

i never went to middle school.

[Danger Bird]

^He just worked in the coal mines

[CatfishJones]

those miners are dead.

[big80smullet]

I was fat in middle school. No one picked on me though. Not because i was cool just because i wasn't not cool.

[Sexypastries]

i was voted class clown in 8th grade whatsup

[Yield]

no wonder you're so gay

nice selective quoting

[Iskandar]

the question is, "was anybody in middle school not a complete and utter tool?"

the answer is, "no."

[voetsek]

nice ***

[YDload]

yeah, even though i knew i sucked and was a complete tool, i guess i can take some solace in knowing that everyone else sucked too. how could we possibly feel good about ourselves when we were just a bunch of fags bringing each other down??

[Strum]

http://www.doubleviking.com/superbad-clip-leaked-online-6311-p.html

[even if they were canadian]

I have spent years trying to forget middle school. Easily the worst years of my life so far (optimist).

[Mr. Grill]

yeah seen it.

[Danger Bird]

i was voted class clown in 8th grade whatsup

Dude that's junior high we're talking about middle school

[Sexypastries]

nice selective quoting

nice being a faggot middle-schooler

[voetsek]

nice being a faggot middle-schooler

nice smooth tummy

[Danger Bird]

I don't know where this voetsek came from but he's weirding me out

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

Dude that's junior high we're talking about middle school

...

[Danger Bird]

6-7=middle school
8-maybe 9=junior high

[Sexypastries]

um no 6-8 is middle 9-12 is highschool

[Danger Bird]

Then what's junior high?

And yeah, 9th grade is high school but they made us go to Junior High for 9th grade.

[YDload]

middle school and junior high are different names for the same thing

[Danger Bird]

http://www.tahoma.wednet.edu/ourschools/

[king of suede]

going into 10th right now, haha as every year passes i think i'm cool and i was a total deuche the last year...
but yeah middle school sucked
6th grade, lost all my friends from elm school (small school... all 50 of us were friends) but since we were in middle school, it meant ya gotta be in a click... so yeah no friends... but i made alot of fake friends whom shed me off in...
7th grade in which i got my first girlfriend who i barely ever saw but i still cryed like a baby and mourned for several monthes each time she broke up with me (on-going 5 time relationship... ended in...)
8th grade where i started being noticed as 'that dude who plays bass' and i got all big-headed, this past year i feel i was more down to earth, i only have a couple friends now but alot of people know me... i dunno we'll see how much of a tool i was after i look back on it
haha, yeah i'm done

[Mr. Grill]

I went to junior high for 7th and 8th grade, and high school for 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th.

Except I'm only going into the 10th this year.

[EightMilesHigh]

I don't know what country Nath swallows sacks in, I must be retarded

PS: Erami

i can't hear nath's trademark lisping stutter must be all the black semen pumped up his *** it's coming out his brain

[ATM]

I had a hideous bowl cut until 8th grade.

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

Then what's junior high?

And yeah, 9th grade is high school but they made us go to Junior High for 9th grade.

Junior High and Middle School are the same thing.

[Reaganista]

was anybody in middle school not a complete and utter tool
nope

[Shell]

yes.

[Reaganista]

yes as in you agree

[Shell]

yes as in,

yes, somebody in middle school was not a complete and utter tool

[Reaganista]

ok but that's not true

[CarnageFairy]

Then what's junior high?

We don't have junior high round these parts.

I've heard of people who go to middle school like 6-7 and junior high 8-9 or 5-6 and 7-8 or whatever. We ain't got enuff skoolz 4 dat.


And I believe it was Matt Groening who wrote that middle school is really just a holding tank for the horrible bastards that are pre-teens. Because that's all it is. You don't really learn anything important except for how to deal with the complete social and academic bullshit that is grades 9-12.

Also a prime time to make the ugly and socially awkward kids outcasts. Gets em ready for the rest of their lives.

[Shell]

I have never in my life been a complete and utter tool.

[Reaganista]

wow you skipped middle school you must be smart

[The Stig]

Smarter than you Tway.

[Reaganista]

the odds of that happening are incredibly minute but im willing to entertain the possibility i suppose

[Shell]

wow Paul... there you go giving me so much credit

:p

[The Stig]

Tway, you can be so ****ing retarded at times, it ridiculous. If you're going to troll go back to your Commie haven in PNWI.

[Reaganista]

im not trolling im just trying to get down to the bottom of this middle school thing

and if you ever think anything i say is retarded you're really at least 2 or 3 steps behind me so try to keep up next time k

[The Stig]

Tway calling me dumb. Wow.

[mistersnitch]

trolling pnwi

[Strum]

wait what!

The Tway is Reaganista?

But but but... i don't like reaganista :(

[The Stig]

I think.

Tway used to be alright, but reaganista is a tard.

I didn't believe it when they told me either.

[Shell]

:eek:

[Reaganista]

wait what!

The Tway is Reaganista?

But but but... i don't like reaganista
k

Tway calling me dumb. Wow.
i normally dont bother pointing out that almost everyone else pales in comparison to me but you kinda forced me to there

[Strum]

tway what did you do you tard you threw it all away

[mistersnitch]

reaganista seems entertaining from what i have seen.

[The Stig]

We have a regular Michael Moore in our midst. (Tway)

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

I think.

Tway used to be alright, but reaganista is a tard.

I didn't believe it when they told me either.

how come i remember tway as being more conservative?

maybe my mind is playing tricks on me

[mistersnitch]

We have a regular Michael Moore in our midst. (Tway)

tway is chuang-tzu.

[Strum]

k


you don't seem upset :(

[The Stig]

I was referring more to him being an egotistical twat more than anything.

[Reaganista]

i dont think michael moore's ego is really anywhere near mine, i mean look at the way he dresses and his terrible fitness

tway what did you do you tard you threw it all away
o no wat can i do to make it up

how come i remember tway as being more conservative?

maybe my mind is playing tricks on me
depends on what thread you read

[mistersnitch]

Tway is Volumnius_Flush

[FakePlasticTrees]

Glad I'm not twelve to fourteen anymore.

[Reaganista]

Tway is Volumnius_Flush
i wish

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

depends on what thread you read

hmmm

[Iskandar]

Tway, you can be so ****ing retarded at times, it ridiculous. If you're going to troll go back to your Commie haven in PNWI.
Hey, I practically made that place Commie Haven.

[The Stig]

Yeah, but you are at least fun to argue with because you don't get all retarded.

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

yeah well han solo smokes mad pole


























































































































just kidding. thats a downright rediculous statement.

[The Stig]

*ridiculous

[Shell]

lol

right

[Iskandar]

Yeah, but you are at least fun to argue with because you don't get all retarded.A lot of people from all over the political spectrum have been known to be retarded in PWNI.

:wave:

[Reaganista]

i am never retarded

Hey, I practically made that place Commie Haven.
that place is a haven for whatever POV i feel like arguing at the time tbh

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

*ridiculous

*Oral Sex is good

[The Stig]

No it isn't at least I don't think.

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

Your opinion is wrong.

[mistersnitch]

i am never retarded


that place is a haven for whatever POV i feel like arguing at the time tbh

england is a monarchy.

[Reaganista]

yeah

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

england is a kkkountry

[mistersnitch]

england is not a monarchy.

[Reaganista]

yeah

[drewhet]

lol, heres me in 7th grade.

http://a592.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00147/19/59/147089591_l.jpg

my hair didnt actually have those black spots, its the crappy camera they used

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

you look like a little masterchief splinterklitkunt addoodlbe a be babys got the bends uh huh peachcobblerslut

[Jacaranda]

lol, heres me in 7th grade.

http://a592.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00147/19/59/147089591_l.jpg

my hair didnt actually have those black spots, its the crappy camera they used

flap flap to andrew hettinger

[drewhet]

does flap = fap?

[Jacaranda]

its fap with some flare.