Banned Users

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: ihateu
Length: forev
Reason: **** you why the **** would i give a **** about you wits and insults. how about i come over there and piss in your mouth you ****ing cocksucker. then ill jam this ****ing album up your ***. i don't give a **** what you think. you're just mad that you know that i am right about the fact on how i knew what was going on. lick my balls bitch.

User: Steerpike
Length: a month
Reason: I'm tired of cleaning up your crap every time you decide to get pissy with somebody in reviews by bands you don't even like. I've been more than lenient with you in the past since you're a nice bloke and a respected member of the forums but it's become way too boring now

[Dave de Sylvia]

HotSalvation
1 week
**** off news articles

[Dave de Sylvia]

hottiebassplayer
one day
spam

[Dave de Sylvia]

TheStarClassicTreatment
One day
Spamming news with "Who cares?!" I care, and now you do. Leave a message in the problems thread whenever you're ready to be unbanned.

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: Cesc
Length: Forever
Reason: Plagiarism

[Jom]

tribestros, 'til Sunday evening, troll voting.

Yeah, that entire argument between you and descendents1 in that Gish review was stupid as hell, but not as stupid as thinking that you wouldn't get caught. This is your one warning; if it happens again, you'll be gone much, much longer.

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: cjwbball51
Length: a week
Reason: troll-voting all of Josh D.'s reviews

[Jom]

Hbp, until Sunday.

Pretending to be Dargon and failing miserably while using the phrase "you kiddies" when everybody else is surely older than him. Note: going off-topic but then adding something that's remotely close to the discussion at the end doesn't make it any less off-topic.

Also, we can't forget this legendary comment:

http://i11.tinypic.com/5zfxhxl.jpg

If you're going to be taking pages out of Dargon's book, please note that Dargon doesn't suck at grammar or spelling.

[Zebra]

alright I'm gonna have to ban you Cravinov

reason: spamming in Behemoth, Job for a Cowboy, Burzum, and Dragonforce reviews.

I think this is the second time I've had to ban someone for spamming so you really outdid yourself.

Since you did so much damage and I had to delete at least 20 of your posts I'm gonna ban you until September 1.

[Cesar]

Isn't this thread supose to be locked? Mod can delete this post, just did it to make sure it is unlocked.

That's the most insightful rationale I've ever read.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Hbp
Three days
Spamming AILD despite repeat warnings

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Mastodon_2007
Forever
Promoting hatred and cocaine use as well as anti-Americanism, and also because I had to manually ban him for his "retarted" [sic] commentary. This was such an inconvenience that I don't even want to do that again, so he's gone for good until he tries again later.

[Jom]

SlitYerGuts
For awhile
User request / Civil War-themed pornography?

[Dave de Sylvia]

Civil War-themed pornography?
Where?

[Jom]

dude you missed it :(

I'm back home for the long weekend (AKA crappy connection) but I'll try to get on MSN later on.

[morrissey]

user: thrash4life
length: banned4life (or until Sunday)
reason: "lol the cover looks like a monkey" in 50 cent review. Also, being dumb.

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: HotSalvation
Length: Until somebody realises he's gone (i.e. never)
Reason: curtis my turdis, 50 cent quater dollar, faggggot quit that rackett

[Jom]

MonkeyDoom, who had better not be anybody's gimmick account, has been banned permanently. The album image you were trying to upload for the band, coupled with the band description you wrote to try to eliminate the one that was already on there (and far superior, I might add), wasn't even funny. Your parents must be retarded, because you're a "special" user... unless I find out that you're a gimmick account. Then I'll just be pissed.

[Jom]

masscows

I rolled a twelve-sided die, and you're gone for six days (late Wednesday night/Thursday at the latest). I could always roll again and add on to it, though, if you'd like.

Reason is obvious: over-the-top participation in tribestro's St. Anger review. Not a ban-worthy offense until you started directly criticizing music taste with overly-incendiary vernacular. You are also banned for having really, really silly comments such as this:

shut the **** up tribestros, your taste is ****ing deplorable.

WHO CARES

The fact that you like this album and atreyu just makes any opinion you have on music completely meaningless to me.

WHO CARES

You think you're eclectic or something but you just like a broad variety of ****ty music.

WHO CARES
Also, chastising someone for his music taste while having a Dethklok avatar = :lol:
Also, thinking you're eclectic = double-digit IQ.

I guess your pie chart would indicate that you need to broaden your taste more than I do.

See above. Nobody cares how many bands/genres/whatever you listen to.

How much exploring did it take to discover ANYTHING you listen to?

WHO CARES

You only listen to different varieties of pop-rock and a few metal bands

WHO CARES

I like what I like for one simple reason: I think it's awesome and I don't give a **** if people think otherwise. Same goes for anybody else on the face of this Earth except for you and possibly Cravinov.

Also, stern warnings to people who think they were being helpful but were adding more fuel to the pathetic little fire.

The end.

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: HumanMagic
Length: a day
Reason: spamming Ashlee Simpson with "talentless whore"

An appeal to truth is NOT a valid defence!

[Jom]

User: tribestros
Duration: forever, unless he grovels for an unbanning.
Reason: IGN is the ultimate gaming and entertainment resource featuring award winning coverage of video games, cheats, movies, music, cars, sports, babes...

... sorry, but you won't be winning any awards with:

a) a negative attitude
b) inability to grasp their/there/they're
c) inability to spell words like "loses"
d) inability to formulate arguments
e) inability to improve one's general writing

Poll question for the community:

What did tribestros do most in the last two weeks?

a) whine
b) bitch
c) complain
d) cry

CHOOSE WISELY.

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: NappyRob
Length: Until he has an original thought
Reason: Plagiarising two reviews from Metal Archives :nono:

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: Unreal
Length: Forever
Reason: Plagiarism of Summoning review for Metal Archives. If anyone can ascertain that any of his other reviews are plagiarised, please point it out.

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Today is 01.14.08 and I am banning McP3000 until Wednesday afternoon for being a dumbass on the reviews site. Quit being a dumbass on the reviews site.

(h5)
-Jom

[Jom]

MoonlightBleeding - out until Monday night. Seriously, dude, the rip on BRA thing expired this week. Trying to change his band biography to this:

Bled to Death is the most AMAZING metal band EVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRr

... is not funny.

[Dave de Sylvia]

kattunlover69
2 days
NICER DICER

[Jom]

Spat Out Sexy Men
Nicer Dicer days
Not posting Butch Walker in a timely fashion

[Dave de Sylvia]

**** off

[Jom]

User: MediocreAtBest
Length: forever (that is, until you e-mail me and explain to me why your profile is bad)
Reason: your profile.

[Jom]

tribe is banned a week after pi day and/or the Ides of March (so two weeks tbh) for adding his reviews to wikipedia/removing staff links with his own.

I don't know how many times we've told you this (countless by now), but Dave and I (and probably Greer as well) have fought hard with Wikipedia administrators to have our site's reviews be allowed onto their site under the professional reviews category.

No disrespect to the brilliant contributing writers that we may have here, but our agreement with Wikipedia is to ONLY add staff reviews. We've said this several times.

Insubordination leads to Wikipedia getting mad at us, and we have fought for months to develop a good relationship with them.

By continually doing this, you've pissed the two (three) of us all off, so take a couple weeks off to reconsider IGN.

[Jom]

AggravatedYeti

Just a day or two

Sound-offs are essentially mini-reviews, so there's no need to quote lyrics followed by BARF or WHAT A JACKASS or THIS **** SUCKS or anything along those lines. Don't write a stereotypical jackass comment for a stereotypically-hated album if you clearly haven't listened to it other than the singles (e.g. Nickelback).

[Dave de Sylvia]

Rocksta71

Forever

No reason, I just dont like u

[Jom]

will666

forevah

failyur@ b'ing orijinal

he gone

[Jom]

ilikemusicalittle, HighandDriving, and will-somethingoranother with the Chuckie avatar:

you all have different ban lengths for being idiots in Cocaine's PTH review

ilikemusicalittle, you've been banned before, and you obviously don't get how to participate in the community without being a complete twatski, so you're not getting unbanned. I can't wait for the next variation of your username... ilikemusicverymuch, ilikemusicbigtime, etc. Whatever the case may be, I hope you don't revert to being an idiot, but I'm not holding my breath.

HighandDriving and Chucky avatar guy, you will have a day or two tops just because you bit hard on troll bait and then proceeded to take it personally. Don't, next time.

[Zebra]

banned: ILOVEYOUUU

spam account

[Dave de Sylvia]

FenderUSA
2 weeks
Spamming news articles repeatedly

Hawks10Pec
2 weeks
Spam review

[Dave de Sylvia]

AngelPhoenix
3 days
Arguing with troll

[Dave de Sylvia]

Smileyface
1 week
Trolling ICP bloke

[Dave de Sylvia]

Users: ilikemusicthatsucks, MCP3000, Atavanhalen, bringonthebreakdown
Length: 1 day
Reason: arguing with that deathracingman troll

I'm tired of cleaning this **** up

[Dave de Sylvia]

Army of Rage, Benzum
1 day
News spam

[morrissey]

user: foment
reason: being a billy bragg fan
length: until usain bolt acquires canadian citizenship

[Jom]

kattunlover69

not banned for being black

banned because he should be more welcoming to new users

to be unbanned late wednesday night

[Dave de Sylvia]

Bleak123
4 days
news spam

post in the meds thread when the 4 days have elapsed to be unbanned

[morrissey]

user: somthingclevernumber
length: 2days
reason: when you submit a review it is supposed to be a review. Not an incoherent response to a comment you disagree with

[Jom]

kattunlover69

to be unbanned saturday night

bump

being whiny about bans

in the future please consider that sputnikmusic does not operate in just one time zone

[morrissey]

user: Jeremiah2
reason: inappropriate comments
length: in days, the number of breasts a typical woman has

[Jom]

User: Djnx
Length: until the Internet implodes (explodes?)
Reason: claiming to have met important record producers when it's clear he hasn't, trying to pass off incoherent prose as kat-tun reviews, getting pissy when Dave deletes said reviews, and then Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. In eu sem. Praesent non magna a felis vulputate accumsan. Phasellus scelerisque condimentum mi. Nunc bibendum nulla in tellus. Vivamus porta nisi vitae pede. Curabitur et magna at neque posuere lobortis. Fusce lacus. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Integer diam quam, congue nec, rutrum non, cursus sed, mi. Sed vel dui. Vestibulum at lectus non lacus consequat bibendum. Nulla at leo quis eros faucibus placerat. Vivamus ut sapien et enim vulputate gravida. Donec bibendum dignissim est.

Quisque suscipit, dolor eget viverra fermentum, purus leo ornare dolor, eget rutrum sem elit fringilla ipsum. Vivamus pede erat, pharetra non, sodales ut, semper sit amet, orci. Ut odio nulla, cursus quis, malesuada ac, blandit sed, dui. Phasellus egestas mauris. Suspendisse justo urna, adipiscing et, mollis eu, varius a, nisi. Integer tellus. Nunc metus massa, dignissim eu, dapibus id, porttitor vitae, lorem. Vestibulum ante ipsum primis in faucibus orci luctus et ultrices posuere cubilia Curae; Etiam id nunc. Duis porttitor gravida orci. Sed a justo sed orci placerat fermentum. Morbi ac nibh at pede dictum consequat. Suspendisse semper, dui at egestas rutrum, lorem dui molestie nibh, ut rutrum elit dolor sit amet tortor. Vestibulum nec eros. Nulla in eros nec libero feugiat tempor-ing the rest of the reviews.

[morrissey]

users: p13, iarescientists, joshuatree
length: a week or more depending on how annoying they are in the interim
reason: spam

user: channing/mynameischan
length a month
reason: you're no danielle steele

[Dave de Sylvia]

iarescientists, Doppelganger, Ruins
1 day
review/news spam

[morrissey]

user: Alexander
length: 1 day
reason: music taste

Reeeeeeeeeeefl.

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: billy33
Reason: persistent plagiarism
Expires: never, and good riddance

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: Atavanhalen
Length: 3 days
Reason: trolling users in radiohead review

No excuse. If you're not comfortable writing in English, then don't write on an English-speaking website.

You should just leave entirely.

Your arrogance is misplaced.

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: Unreal
Reason: plagiarism from, amongst other sources, wikipedia. Seriously, wikipedia?
Expires: never ever ever. ever.

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: francesfarmer, gigi666, derekchewie
Length: a week
Reason: laughing at a suicide

post in the mods thread when your ban is up otherwise it won't get done

[Dave de Sylvia]

UhhKris
1 day
News spam ugh

[Dave de Sylvia]

curseworship, DeathThrashProg, pyogeniccortex
1 days
News spam

[morrissey]

User: deathklok1
reason: posting fake news
length: a while

[Dave de Sylvia]

User: YeahRiight
Length: forever
Reason: mass plagiarism

[Dave de Sylvia]

chan
tomorrow
soundoff

[Dave de Sylvia]

foreverendeared
two days
news spam

[Dave de Sylvia]

Atavanhalen
A day
"ily butch" was cute the first time but not so much the next 27 times

[Jom]

gaslightanthem
five days, which will be extended continuously with each discovered alternate account
trollin', hatin'

[Dave de Sylvia]

lol

[Jom]

SnackaryBinx
One week, which will be extended continuously with each discovered alternate account
Continuing to post like a jackass despite numerous warnings to stop posting like a jackass

EDIT: if gaslightanthem can do it (or just be a little more careful under-the-radar), then so can you!

[Dave de Sylvia]

Users: thunder15, BornDeadOrAlive, BlackMarketReview, Brownnotes24
Time: 3 days (one extra for not being funny)
Reason: news spam

[Dave de Sylvia]

elephantREVOLUTION
2 days
news spam

[Dave de Sylvia]

Users: Altmer, ConorMichaelJoseph, someguest
Reason: if you want to use soundoffs to insult each other, go ahead; you'll get banned every time
Length: 4 days

[Dave de Sylvia]

charlesfishtitz, gaslightanthem
5 days
consistent spam and abuse

[Dave de Sylvia]

sonictheplumber
a week
news spam, what else?

[Dave de Sylvia]

charlesfishtitz, rasputin, thecircus
week
racist/homophobic spammm

[Dave de Sylvia]

Atavanhalen
A week
I picked a week because it's the bare minimum amount of time that I'd like go without having to delete pokemon spam from you twice in one day

[morrissey]

mikethedrummer
a few days
annoying to clean up after

[Dave de Sylvia]

BornDeadBuriedAlive
News spam
2 days

someguest, dantesfire10
Racist news spam
5 days

[Dave de Sylvia]

Slave To The Parasites
A week
Bumping the phantom review

[Dave de Sylvia]

DurgTV
Until 09/01/09
Repeatedly posting review 2 months before release date; lying about there being a stream

[Dave de Sylvia]

SuperDuck
3 days
Repeatedly spamming the Thom Yorke article

[mx]

danse
3 days
really lame shoutbox spam

[Dave de Sylvia]

xnomercyx
3 days
persistent news spam

[Jom]

Jacktiger, Spare, scream, et al

In days, the number of total posts I had to delete from you guys.

Basically, don't ask to be unbanned for awhile. [IMG] tags will stay, but if they are abused as egregiously as they were, they won't be coming back.

Sorry. Shoulda known better.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Rasputin
2 weeks
Racist slurs

[Jom]

holyroach, thecircus
3 days
[IMG] spam

No, you can't get unbanned quicker. Doing anything to annoy us adds to the original ban.

[Dave de Sylvia]

strikey, iarescientists, cirq
3 days
glenn beck spam

[Dave de Sylvia]

LisbonGirls, MisterBeefy
Forever

Creating two aforementioned accounts and posting 70+ reviews plagiarised from various websites (Metalunderground, Rock Realm etc.) and then, most creepily of all, having the two accounts talk to each other. Seriously, get help, because that is ****ing creepy.

[Dave de Sylvia]

charlesfishowitz
forever
racism

benzum
a week
spamming the converge review up massive

Ulsufyring
dunno whose unfunny alt you are but take a week off as well

Roach
a week
dickish comments in converge review

[Wish]

AmbulanceRomance
Forever
Plagiarising Metallica and Trivium reviews

[Dave de Sylvia]

Mappy
a month
trolling with multiple accounts

rasputin
a week
trolling news

qwe4
2 weeks
trolling converge review

[Jom]

KTV
3 days
Trollin', hatin', postin' dirty

[Wish]

PsychopathyRed
Permanent
Plagiarism
Trollin', hatin', postin' dirty
I love it.

[Wish]

icedeath
A couple weeks or so, although I assume it's somebody's alt
Flaming and trolling

[Dave de Sylvia]

wutwutwut, mareep/qwe3, Essence, chambered89
a week
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
probably in the minority here but new btbam > this
diddlydiddlydididilddddlddididydyduddddydudldldllR AIGHHHHHHGHGHGHGHHGGHGG
junjunununununujnjnjuununjjnnununjujdiiiiiiiiiiiii iibmchkabmchkalalalalalaladindiddlydiddlyRAHGHGHGH GGHGHGHGdinnndidllydeee

hey look i wrote a btbam song

And several pages of spamming the Converge review talking about BTBAM


Kill
a week
repeatedly posting "**** band" in BMTH review

[Dave de Sylvia]

navyboy
six months
homophobia

[Jom]

wutwuttwut
3 days
Clearly not grasping the point of [IMG] tags

foxxxy
Until the next Canadian Thanksgiving
Us collectively being tired of your crap

[Wish]

EasternLight, Relinquished, bloc, musicaddiction101, NebSnurb
Until Friday evening (GMT). Saturday morning at the latest
Pokémon/whatever the hell it was spam in Deftones news article. Stop it

[Dave de Sylvia]

Slimjim367, cirq, hipnotoad, Lelle, shade, random, jcfiasco, WhiteWallStargazers, KYZAR, Klekticist, dantesfire10
2 days
spam/posting "gayy" in the 3oh!3 article

NewAgeHolocaust
a week
same as above

[Wish]

Poet, BallsToTheWall, Zip, Thangorodrim, FadeToBlack
Until Saturday evening
Pokémon spam

[Jom]

shaitan
2 weeks
Committing a worse offense (not learning the first time around) after being recently unbanned.

[Dave de Sylvia]

ApatheticHorizons
a week
Homophobic slurs

[Dave de Sylvia]

Ulsufyring
6 months
Posting spam review and endless hours of digimon spam

maqwep, Zip, gyromania1
a week
digimon spam

[Wish]

shittytits
"Forever and ever and ever and ever..."
Account was blatantly created to troll and flame a certain user

[Dave de Sylvia]

archerparadise
3 days
barely literate spam in bus crash thread

Zip
a week
You again. Die in a fire. Or better, a bus accident.

[Jom]

Killer9
2 days

Just like racism is frowned upon unless it's a pertinent theme in crappy metal, unnecessary homophobia is discouraged as well. All -isms and phobias have no basis in reality, and you don't need to refer to people involved in admittedly-stupid scenes or cliques as 'homosexual faggots.' In order to encourage tolerance of all sexualities, please watch the following cabaret:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

[Dave de Sylvia]

are homosexual faggots like black negroes? or asian... er... asians?

[Jom]

urrite I should add on a day or two for redundancy, you inebriated drunkard!

[Dave de Sylvia]

Mordecai21, PanasonicYouth
a week
being retards for 5 pages in btbam review - bye

[Jom]

Norse Gangsta
1 Week
Because I'm getting tired of rejecting all of your retarded band edits after I've asked you specifically to stop trying to edit bands.

[Jom]

ticklishgio
Forever
Crimes against humanity in the form of this review, quoted as written and in no way edited:

I don't write long reviews 'cause I just get to the point. The songs are pretty descent the bad side is the recording quality, is not static but it sounds pretty much live. The songs are catchy one song the most that I liked is "A emo song for Cetlaly" its pretty long around 7 minutes but the rythmn is good. The other song I'll never learn isn't so great as the 1st one, you can't really hear much of the vocals but its alright to hear that's just the only problem. The untitled song as far as I know that song was randmomly made while recording, the song is pretty descent and uses some screamo to it even though the lyrics cliche "With words, I hold nothing. With lies you saidm everything means nothing" the song doesn't really mean much but it is still great, I only give it a average rating since the 1st song is well made but its recording isn't so well. For the other 2 songs they weren't that great from the first but do make up for the 3 song CD-R, besides its in CD-R.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Prophet178
2 weeks
Forgetting to be funny in joke review

[Damrod]

User madmuzic123
Reason: repeated advertising of "MySpace Friend Increaser Software" via the Sputnik News System
Perm'ed

[Dave de Sylvia]

Frankingsteins
Forever
Plagiarism
Goodbye

[Jom]

jakeloveshotcheetos
1 week
Not understanding, and I paraphrase, the following: "Comment here = a week's ban"

[Wish]

JohnnyGetYerKnife
A month
"Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap. Crap."

I think you're just a JXD alt anyway so it doesn't really matter how long the ban is.

EDIT: when I said a month I actually meant forever
Plagiarism

[Wish]

Copycat33
A week
Idiocy

[Jom]

MolestingPikachu
Forever
Getting caught in the shower with a Pokemon (also: plagiarism). Goodbye.

[Jom]

MyGirlfriendIsDead
Forever
Plagiarism

Goodbye.

[Jom]

intothepit83
3 days
Tastelessness. Please have a little more tact upon your return.

[Wish]

oneone0one
Forever
Indecipherable reviews. I don't know what you are.

[Wish]

HUGEDONG, cacapoopoo
Forever
Enjoying coprophilia, same-sex relationships, and above-average penises is not good troll material.

[Wish]

WaiorAndHisAss
Forever
Think it's pretty obvious

infantsorrow
A week
Posting lyrics everywhere

[Jom]

IamBetterThanYou
Forever
NotBeingBetterThanMe

[Jom]

Bullitt
Forever
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[WillieFisterbut]

MusicIsMyFavorite, erosevaporator, and TRMshadow.

Banned through the weekend for posting links to album leaks. Go out and have some drinks.

[Dave de Sylvia]

emim
two weeks
spamming btbam review

thepalaceofwisdom, someguest
two weeks plus a week
spamming btbam review and racism

[WillieFisterbut]

DoubtGin
Three Days
Posting links to album leaks.