Papa Jelle's HOW COULD DIS HAPPEN 2 ME Thread (No No Allowed)

[Angmar]

Eh; I have pretty high standards, so I'm not just going out to nail some trashy 'ho. If I really wanted to/were truly desperate, I could hook up with a town bicycle or a porker, but I am not. Things should eventually work out.

I feel the same way, but girls and me don't ever seem to work out. I have had girls tell me I was "too nice" for them. Others just make up some lame *** excuse like they have work. Honestly, I had one girl lead me on so much it was crazy, we went on 2 dates and had a blast then she randomly calls me saying how she is too busy this summer for a relationship.

[Hbp]

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?

[gmoneyguy]

I think we could have all gone with out an Alanis Morrsette quote.

[Hbp]

Wow :lol:

[big80smullet]

lol girlfriends are overrated. ****buddies ftw. i left mine in england though :upset:

[gmoneyguy]

Unfortunately most girls don't share the irreverent view of sex that men have

[Hbp]

Carly Simon btw.

[gmoneyguy]

Carly Simon btw.

I guess my ignorance of dike rock is showing.

Wait thats from the 70's isn't it. still dike rock though.

[Hbp]

*Dyke

[Cocaine]

That's a pretty stupid lyric. In saying "I bet you think this song is about you", it becomes about the person it's allegedly not about. Stupid Carly Simon and her linguistic fallacies!

[Hbp]

What a dike!

[TojesDolan]

What a cake!

[staticaxe]

holy shiit i didnt know led zepplin had some tight songs i got em on my itunes for some reason

[2girls 1cup]

That's a pretty stupid lyric. In saying "I bet you think this song is about you", it becomes about the person it's allegedly not about. Stupid Carly Simon and her linguistic Phallicies!

Fixd

[jrowa001]

my girlfriend is cool. i had live maine lobster for dinner today........oh yeah! it was quite scrumptulescent

[big80smullet]

i fail to make the connection between your girlfriend being cool and lobster being delicious

[i am the robots]

Height does not really matter to me, I would date a girl who is taller if she was attractive enough. But I'm 6' 3" so that probably will never happen.

/h5 for being tall and shi

[Angmar]

/h5 back. I'm gonna go to sleep now though because I'm tired as hell :)

[i am the robots]

night doot

[Steerpike]

Just finished my last night at Phantom Fright Nights. The rain kind of sucked, but overall a decent night. Only got a couple of hecklers. I noticed they all fell into one of three categories.

1. High school jocks with the same jerseys on, ball caps, and the same general face. These tools looked like they climbed out of cloning vats.

2. Chunky black girls. You know, the type of bitch who wear excessive jewelry to cover up the fact that she's actually taller if you turn her over on her side. They were all getting really hostile and defensive at the slightest thing.

3. Animated skeletons. White girls who are basically jutting hip bones that talk. One of them actually slapped one of my fellow performers tonight for doing an Invisible Deck routine with her friends. I don't know what these philistines expect. They're getting an awesome bargain on the tickets to get in here, so why you'd throw it all away by harassing the staff and getting thrown out immediately is just beyond me.

[gmoneyguy]

They think its makes them cool.

[Deth]

I just sat down for about 3 hours and played through about 3/4 of Guitar Hero III with my friends. Late night Guitar Hero is hella fun.

[gmoneyguy]

Late night insomnia isn't :(

How is the playlist on III?

[i am the robots]

Just finished my last night at Phantom Fright Nights. The rain kind of sucked, but overall a decent night. Only got a couple of hecklers. I noticed they all fell into one of three categories.

1. High school jocks with the same jerseys on, ball caps, and the same general face. These tools looked like they climbed out of cloning vats.

2. Chunky black girls. You know, the type of bitch who wear excessive jewelry to cover up the fact that she's actually taller if you turn her over on her side. They were all getting really hostile and defensive at the slightest thing.

3. Animated skeletons. White girls who are basically jutting hip bones that talk. One of them actually slapped one of my fellow performers tonight for doing an Invisible Deck routine with her friends. I don't know what these philistines expect. They're getting an awesome bargain on the tickets to get in here, so why you'd throw it all away by harassing the staff and getting thrown out immediately is just beyond me.

:lol: you just described failures, why do you even ask?

[Steerpike]

They think its makes them cool.

Which is why I remind them frequently that I have a microphone and they don't.

[gmoneyguy]

Which is why I remind them frequently that I have a microphone and they don't.

Can you embarrass them in front of the whole haunted house?

[i am the robots]

I guarantee he could, he is like God when it comes to making fun of people.

[gmoneyguy]

I meant could he get away with it. I've seen the work of Steerpike.

[Cocaine]

4:16 and I can't slep :(
I'm posting this from my laptop in bed. Does that turn you guys on?




...I hope not.

[gmoneyguy]

I'm going to give sleep a second try. later guys.

[Cocaine]

At this point, I should be taking something to get to sleep but I'm not. I dont know why.

I'll go take a melatonin at 430 I guess.

[staticaxe]

mudvayne {K}now {F}orver is crazy when it gets all double bass and vox amirite

[big80smullet]

haunted houses sound pretty awesome. i wish we had halloween her in australia

[Neoteric]

I was never into Halloween but I'm generally a big party spoiler.

[big80smullet]

Every party needs a pooper.

They used to have this maze thing where i used to live made out of corn. "the amazing maze in maize" it was called. They did stuff there on halloween that was pretty cool, like haunted house's and people dressed as crazies and murderers that stalked the maze at night. They even had this one dude, covered in blood with a real chainsaw who'd run around the maze. No actual chain on it but he'd corner you then touch you with it, and it was pretty scary. even though you know he can't hurt you he still has a real chainsaw

[Happy]

Every party needs a pooper.

They used to have this maze thing where i used to live made out of corn. "the amazing maze in maize" it was called.

Wow we have one of those really near me.

[badtaste]

Wow we have one of those really near me.

Big80smullet used to reside in the UK... maybe you're talking about the same place :lol:

[big80smullet]

They're awesome fun, especially if you take your girl and you can have sneaky make outs in the maze. or sneaky sexes if your adventurous

Edit: 2 badtaste: nah this was in NZ

[Happy]

Big80smullet used to reside in the UK... maybe you're talking about the same place :lol:

that would be weird.

They're awesome fun, especially if you take your girl and you can have sneaky make outs in the maze. or sneaky sexes if your adventurous
Haha I've never thought about doing that... maybe I should.

[big80smullet]

Its good times. I took a girl to it on a first date and she was scared so she had to hold my hand the whole time. good ice breaker.

Moral: mazes at night with date is win

[pate]

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v127/16/60/741133202/n741133202_395614_4830.jpg

That's my boy, Jason!

[Riva]

Do I look like Jelle to you? :mad:

[jrowa001]

i fail to make the connection between your girlfriend being cool and lobster being delicious

sorry for responding so late. there were some discussions on girlfriends a few posts above mine. so i thought id say mine was cool. but then i started thinking about my delicious lobster dinner

[Riva]

I also often find that when thinking about women, I instead start to think about crustaceans. It makes masturbating very difficult.

[Shattered_Future]

It really does.

I called my friend's girlfriend up yesterday to see what she was doing (no, I am not trying to steal her away. I called everybody I know yesterday. I was damn bored) and she and a few of her friends (a couple of whom I am attracted to) were at a Halloween dance or something. They said I could go, and I wanted to, but my friend who was driving didn't want to "drive that far."

Stupid cockblocker.

[AA-12]

I also often find that when thinking about women, I instead start to think about crustaceans. It makes masturbating very difficult.

I just spit my coffee all over my keyboard and ended up having a stomach cramp thanks to laughing uncontrollably at this. Oh god, hahaha.

[the2stranger]

Hello all,

I was so wasted last night.
Halloween party was great, met an american hot chick.
And I won price for best costume, which gained me an expensive bottle of whiskey. :D

I woke up this morning, laying in my bed diagonally.
It was awesome.

Sup all?

np: Colosseum - Gate Of Adar

[TojesDolan]

When I think of women I think of tentacles.

[the2stranger]

If they have two tentacles with nipples on them and you may touch them, then you know you have the right tentacles. :)

[Steerpike]

Can you embarrass them in front of the whole haunted house?

Depends. Usually, I just stare at them a moment and ask, "How much did you pay to get in here?"

I had one girl pull out a cellphone in the middle of my show. I took off my headset and held the mic to the monitor, creating feedback right in her face. "Put the phone away. Now."

My favorite is when they scream at the stage that I'm a fake and magic isn't real. "There you have it folks, the fruits of public education. And I do mean fruits."

Sometimes, it's best to just stop the act, walk to the edge of the stage, and stare them down. He wants the spotlight that bad, he can have it.

[TojesDolan]

I'm the kind of retard that makes people on stage look bad. :(

But I'm classy doing it.

I'm caustic.

caustic

[The Stig]

We have a corn maze near Athens, but there isn't anything fun to do because it's run by a super-religious Baptist family so if you get caught making out they'll kick you out, there isn't really any Halloween mess, and they have bible verse stands all over the place.

Damn Protestants.

[Steerpike]

But I'm classy doing it.

There's a classy way to heckle people?

[Tyr]

It's probably only classy in Mexico.

[gmoneyguy]

We have a corn maze near Athens, but there isn't anything fun to do because it's run by a super-religious Baptist family so if you get caught making out they'll kick you out, there isn't really any Halloween mess, and they have bible verse stands all over the place.

Damn Christians.

Fixed

[ATM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKWAjhFwW8I

Video from Boris show the other night :D

[TojesDolan]

There's a classy way to heckle people?
There are intelligent ways to show ignorance of people on stage I guess.

>_>

[ATM]

I got my Halloween costume yesterday. I'm going as the ultimate warrior, with a bullet belt and an axe. And I bought this awesome mustache.

[jrowa001]

people always think im jewish because of my curly hair (from my Lebanese heritage), so for Halloween i am going to buy a fake big nose, a gold necklace and a light blue jump suit. maybe a mustache

[gmoneyguy]

I just watched Babel. Here is what I surmised.

- Moroccan kids shouldn't play with guns
- If you're a blond female American tourist, in all probability you will be hit by a stray bullet.
- Don't let an illegal immigrant watch your kids
- Deaf Japanese girls are really horny.

[Monticello]

That all goes without saying though.

[TojesDolan]

Americans are awlawys victims.

[gmoneyguy]

of bad spelling.

[i am the robots]

That all goes without saying though.

qft

[Dave de Sylvia]

- If you're a blond female American tourist, in all probability you will be hit by a stray bullet.
My girlfriend's a blond female American tourist! :(

[i am the robots]

Does she like glam rock?

[gmoneyguy]

My girlfriend's a blond female American tourist! :(

According to Babel you GF is screwed.

[Monticello]

Cheer up Splat, at least you should remain unscathed :D.

[i am the robots]

wait a second... why are you guitrguy again and no longer diabolus... I'M SO CONFUSED

[TojesDolan]

because slayer is bad

[i am the robots]

true but spics

[TojesDolan]

yeah fags spics beaneaters

[gmoneyguy]

That exactly I changed it, people assumed it was a slayer album, but it wasn't.


I like to eat frijoles, and salsa, and burritos, and tacos, and chili verde, mmmm... I'm gonna go warm up some chili verde right now.

[i am the robots]

but now people are gonna think you're from UG or something

[gmoneyguy]

Ug?

[i am the robots]

Ultimate-GUITAR

THEY LIKE

SWEEP PICK AND TAP

[gmoneyguy]

f-that, but its better than being associated with slayer.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Cheer up Splat, at least you should remain unscathed :D.
Hooray!

Does she like glam rock?
No :| But she likes Def Leppard which is even worse.

[TojesDolan]

Well she is interested in you, she must be vermin now isn't she!

[Dave de Sylvia]

et tu tojes :(

[gmoneyguy]

You can always get one of those bear suits for. Its made out of titanium.

http://www.collectionscanada.ca/eppp-archive/100/201/300/cm/html/2001/v08n02/vol4/no20/suit.jpg

Its stylish too.

[TojesDolan]

et tu tojes :(
Just kidding, young man.

=')

[i am the robots]

You can always get one of those bear suits for. Its made out of titanium.

http://www.collectionscanada.ca/eppp-archive/100/201/300/cm/html/2001/v08n02/vol4/no20/suit.jpg

Its stylish too.

exactly

[Monticello]

You can always get one of those bear suits for. Its made out of titanium.

http://www.collectionscanada.ca/eppp-archive/100/201/300/cm/html/2001/v08n02/vol4/no20/suit.jpg

Its stylish too.

I'd feel like such a superhero if I wore that.

[EightMilesHigh]

Holy **** I want one of those so bad now.

[gmoneyguy]

Seriously, and you will basically be invincible.

[Kage]

It's impossible not to have confidence in that thing.

[Monticello]

And that thing on the shoulder seriously looks like a rocket launcher.

[Eliminator]

kind of hard to be confident and barely walk though

[Anglachel]

reminds me of
http://starcraft2log.googlepages.com/tychus-findlay.jpg

[gmoneyguy]

Its just missing a jet pack.

[The Door Mouse]

**** you beat me to it >=( ^^^

[Kage]

It's a bit of a trade off.

[Monticello]

Its just missing a jet pack.

Can't have too much of a good thing :(.

[TojesDolan]

hmm cool starcraft

[Anglachel]

In that Starcraft teaser vid theres these new infantry units with jetpacks

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Costume parties define modern America perfectly. Dress up as something you're not, reject reality, and get sexed.

[gmoneyguy]

You say that like its a bad thing.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Actually it was an objective observation.

[ATM]

CTTS tomorrow night :D

[TojesDolan]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RIYVNr36B08

this brought me lols

[gmoneyguy]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_V8VaJL-s3Q

This is quite lollable.

[Monticello]

Tojes wins.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771538

[encmetalhead]

i finally did another CD Review, probably get 2 wrote tomorrow so i can post them tuesday when those albums get released

[Cocaine]

i finally did another CD Review, probably get 2 wrote tomorrow so i can post them tuesday when those albums get released

*written

nice one.

[Kage]

I'm glad we have quality writers like enc to represent the sputnikmusic community.

[Darkness]

I'm glad we have quality writers like enc to represent the sputnikmusic community.

It's excellence like his that discourages me from writing my own reviews for the site.

[Kage]

It's simply intimidating.

[jrowa001]

i don't write reviews because mine will make enc's look good

[big80smullet]

it is imposing!

[Happy]

I'm playing online pool :-/
2 wins from 2 games not bad.

[badtaste]

I'm playing online pool :-/
2 wins from 2 games not bad.

This could be the beginning of something special.

[Happy]

This could be the beginning of something special.

I hope so

[TojesDolan]

I want to play real pool

[badtaste]

Speaking of pool, I only discovered those huge *** pool tables a few weeks ago. I always thought there was one size only.

[TojesDolan]

There's larger tables for larger men.

[big80smullet]

I love the big ones. I really like american bar pool tables cause they have huge pockets. They make me look like a pro

[Hbp]

Why the threads so dead tonight, fellas?

Is that you in your avatar 80's mullet? :- *

[TojesDolan]

It's always dead, really.

[Hbp]

That is quite true.

Anyone want to aim me some more Jazz to beef up my collection?

[Cocaine]

That is quite true.

Anyone want to aim me some more Jazz to beef up my collection?

Sure, I have a few links I uploaded.

[Anglachel]

What Jazz is it?

[staticaxe]

i want to get some mac and cheese but im drunk so i dont want to drive maybe i should go anyway cuz i want to buy some cigerrets

[staticaxe]

what do u guys think? i can drive drunk usually if i focus and use clear eyes

[Cocaine]

What Jazz is it?

Kenny Dorham and Yusef Lateef are all I have at my disposal right now. They're essential anyways.

[gmoneyguy]

You have feet don't you? walk.

[Anglachel]

Can I have some of the Lateef? plz :)

[TojesDolan]

That sounded very pantera rawr

I have lateef too it's great

[staticaxe]

You have feet don't you? walk.

In my town? **** no.

[Cocaine]

Can I have some of the Lateef? plz :)

are you online? cokeMUNRO send me a message.

[Anglachel]

oh aim

yeah just a sec

[TojesDolan]

hey can i send you a message too tyler =(

can I =(

[ATM]

Nobody cares about CTTS :-/

[big80smullet]

Why the threads so dead tonight, fellas?

Is that you in your avatar 80's mullet? :- *

Nah its actually my sister. lol

[Cocaine]

hey can i send you a message to tyler =(

can I =(

chs

i care about CTTS, just not you seeing them :P

[ATM]

chs

i care about CTTS, just not you seeing them :P

Well I was going to invite you.

[TojesDolan]

chs

i care about CTTS, just not you seeing them :P
=(‪

[Riva]

Why the threads so dead tonight, fellas?

Is that you in your avatar 80's mullet? :- *

ITT: Hbp proves why he's the Casanova of the Internets.

Though speaking personally, I don't think I'd want to date a girl with a big '80s mullet.

[gmoneyguy]

Are you sure?

I hear their skills are matched by none.

[Shattered_Future]

Who's, the big 80s mullets?

[Concubine]

cocaine, i want that yusuf lateef too pls =)

[big80smullet]

ITT: Hbp proves why he's the Casanova of the Internets.

Though speaking personally, I don't think I'd want to date a girl with a big '80s mullet.

Mate he could be thebiggest cassanova in the world but he ain't gettin nowhere unless he's got tits. Im a dude

[Shattered_Future]

Too late.

/BONER

[Riva]

Mate he could be thebiggest cassanova in the world but he ain't gettin nowhere unless he's got tits. Im a dude

NO WAY

I was operating under the impression that you were a female this entire time man. :(:(:(:(

[TojesDolan]

lol you weirdo

[Anglachel]

Nah its actually my sister. lol
Don't mind if I tease /b/ with this image

[Riva]

I'm tempted to post me and my beer jug to pwn any arguments ever directed at me again, from now unto eternity.

[big80smullet]

NO WAY

I was operating under the impression that you were a female this entire time man. :(:(:(:(

What! since 04? lol

[Riva]

Yeah, I guess I'm just clueless.

[big80smullet]

Don't mind if I tease /b/ with this image

Actually its just some tinypic random but you can tell em its my sister if you really want

you want the full size pic link?

[Cocaine]

cocaine, i want that yusuf lateef too pls =)

message me on aim cokeMUNRO

[Shattered_Future]

Lmao first Tojes, now you. You stalkers.

Although last night, my friend somehow managed to obtain naked pics of some girls that go to our school...and they were very nice.

[Anglachel]

Actually its just some tinypic random but you can tell em its my sister if you really want

you want the full size pic link?
Actually, 4chans /b/ was the only one with people stupid enough to keep a thread going even when it was clear there was no pron, but now moots trying to improve it and I don't want to get b&

so yeah nvm

[TojesDolan]

Lmao first Tojes, now you. You stalkers.

Although last night, my friend somehow managed to obtain naked pics of some girls that go to our school...and they were very nice.
no wait wha

[Riva]

tinypic's top videos are creepy

[big80smullet]

eh whatever

i get all my avatars off tinypic. its pretty great for finding stupid looking people

EDIT: to anglachel

Riva: i found some killer gifs on tinypic some crazy stuff on that site

[Shattered_Future]

no wait wha

You had a bunch of random tinypic girls as avatars quite a few times.

[Anglachel]

eh whatever

i get all my avatars off tinypic. its pretty great for finding stupid looking people

EDIT: to anglachel

Riva: i found some killer gifs on tinypic some crazy stuff on that site
Mines a tinypic random Tojes gave me

Tojes this chick isn't very hot can I have another? :-\

[Riva]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU ANGLACHEL

Now it turns out all the girls on MX are actually guys. :-o

[gmoneyguy]

HAHAH girls on MX? Thats just a myth.

[Anglachel]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU ANGLACHEL

Now it turns out all the girls on MX are actually guys. :-o
I thought it was very clear I'm a guy

I even have a pic in the R&M photoalbum like wtf


EDIT: Clearly I'm not catching on to the joke :upset:

[Riva]

Damn man.

What am I doing wasting my life on the net when everyone is just a guy anyway?

Next thing you'll tell me that Tojes isn't a 16 year old emo chick, haha.

[Angmar]

HAHAH girls on MX? Thats just a myth.

There are a few in the photo album =O

[Anglachel]

Oh hey thanks to whoever gave me this

[TojesDolan]

Damn man.

What am I doing wasting my life on the net when everyone is just a guy anyway?

Next thing you'll tell me that Tojes isn't a 16 year old emo chick, haha.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PxrCJgDXTyQ

Yeah that's me.

[gmoneyguy]

There are a few in the photo album =O

I fail at humor :(

[big80smullet]

If you want girls go on iSketch. if you want people who know about cool stuff come here.

[Riva]

You should me this before Orlando and it wasn't funny then.

****ING SPICS DEEE DEEE DEEE RACIAL STEREOTYPE NON SEQUITER BEANER

EDIT: Clearly I fail at humour. :-/

[big80smullet]

Haha riva your avatar makes me laugh. My brother watches that show al the time and i imagine her saying that now

[gmoneyguy]

Some one should link me to an episode of that show.

[Riva]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-azqXygCzO8

Original film clip from which my avatar is derived.

[TojesDolan]

Well I'm sorry.


EDIT: Riva you are a pedophile.

[Riva]

You, my dear boy, are the one who browses tinypic's top videos and MOST LIKELY FAPS TO THEM.

[gmoneyguy]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-azqXygCzO8

Original film clip from which my avatar is derived.

You are a man among men.

[Anglachel]

I thought the chick in that show is 16

[Riva]

She is now apparently, when the series started she was certifiable loli at 13.

[Anglachel]

ahhhh

[TojesDolan]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate

[big80smullet]

She is now apparently, when the series started she was certifiable loli at 13.

16s legal and tbh that pink hair gives me a chubby

[Riva]

Bartender informs me she is a lesbian

[Anglachel]

Aw crap

[gmoneyguy]

Wow, I'm ashamed about watching that.

[big80smullet]

Really. isnt she from iceland or some other stupid country thats so far away it might not exist.

[Anglachel]

Its an icelandic show I thought

[TojesDolan]

I think I'm going insane because I post things I don't remember about afterwards. :(

[The Door Mouse]

I think a little piece of me just died.

[TojesDolan]

It's worse when you like find out like peppermint patty and lucy were actually lesbians it's like =(

goodbye childhood

[The Door Mouse]

Good grief!

[big80smullet]

It's worse when you like find out like peppermint patty and lucy were actually lesbians it's like =(

goodbye childhood

Or that scooby and shaggy took mushrooms and smoked weed, and the ugly one was a lesbain and the other two rooted in the van on a regular basis. free love and all that jizz, i mean jazz

[Riva]

The show was originally called Latibær, and yeah, it's from Iceland. It's creator, Magnus Scheving, wanted the show to get kids active and eating right. It's been very succesful, both in terms of its aims and finacially.

[big80smullet]

i feel so informed.

[TojesDolan]

Well I just want to be like Sportacus.

[Hbp]

Gahhhhhhh

[gmoneyguy]

http://i23.tinypic.com/m8eo35.jpg

So who likes my artistic expression?

[Hbp]

Piss poor tbh. Paste a real lookin' knife.

[gmoneyguy]

Its not supposed to look real, that would be ****ed up

[big80smullet]

It would be awesome if it looked real

[gmoneyguy]

I don't have that much baby hate.

[Kage]

No it wouldn't.

[Hbp]

It would be kinda funny if it looked real. Now it's just kinda there :(

[gmoneyguy]

I would be horrified if it looked real.

[Hbp]

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/peri098.jpg

Like that?

[gmoneyguy]

Well thats not a knife going into a baby.

[i am the robots]

Knives + babies = win.

[big80smullet]

I agree.

knives + most things = win

[i am the robots]

So I went to the memorial show for a late friend tonight. It was actually really fun, regardless of the circumstance.

But the suicide was like, last Spring so yeah, I guess people were able to have fun in his memory instead of being all depressed.

[gmoneyguy]

I agree.

knives + most things = win

Ydload negged me but wrote a good message for it.

[The Door Mouse]

Hey guys I have 1,000 posts. I actually matter now.

[badtaste]

Hey guys I have 1,000 posts. I actually matter now.

1001 tbh.

Goodwork anyway/.

[big80smullet]

i have more i must matter more

[Nostalgia]

Hey Jake, wherever the **** you are. We should go to Mum together dude.

[i am the robots]

http://www.myspace.com/binthed
http://www.myspace.com/miranda_nikkai

i got board

[Angmar]

I don't understand :confused:

[i am the robots]

7chan myspace raid.

Those are real myspaces, but I had some fun with them.

[big80smullet]

Wait what? are you useing mad h4X0rz skills to screw with people's myspace? thats not cool!

[i am the robots]

I'm using other people's haxor skills and my elementary computer skills to screw up people's myspaces.

It's fun. I'd feel bad if it wasn't going to happen to them inevitably.

[big80smullet]

Just as long as mine remains unscathed.

That 4chan forum is pretty much filled with douches eh?

[i am the robots]

4chan isn't a forum.

And there's a lot of faggot tree, but there's a lot of golden material as well.

And 7chan =/= 4chan. :mad:

[TojesDolan]

4chan is an image-based community you fag.

[jrowa001]

i witnessed my friend play guitar hero 2 and ddr at the same time yesterday. he is crazy good at those games for a white guy. oh yeah, he played on hard level on both. didnt get a perfect score, somewhere around 82% on both which is better than i would expect

[gmoneyguy]

That is freakish.

[jrowa001]

yeah basically he has no life and makes money by playing in DDR tournaments

[gmoneyguy]

Wow, how much money does he make off that?

[encmetalhead]

tried this in sputnik cumminuty forum but i'll try it in an active thread also

Is this a stream?

http://theautumnoffering.imeem.com/music/
-All tracks are there but not in order
http://theautumnoffering.imeem.com/playlist/JLarMJwY/the_autumn_offering_music_playlist/
-You have to log in and seeing as i don't have an accoutn i don't know if full album is there

[jrowa001]

im not sure actually what the avergae amount he makes, but i do know he once made a couple thousand at this tournament he played in New York. he has like 1 to 2 tournaments a month. he went once to somewhere in Europe for a GH2 tourny. he's a bum so he spends all his money on games, but he did build his own DDR board

[gmoneyguy]

Haha, I guess if that makes him happy more power to him.

[Steerpike]

Funny story.

A guy in one of my networking groups is a franchisee for the Geese Police. It's a company that uses specially trained border collies to herd Canada geese off of people's property. That might seem a little unusual, but remember two things. Geese are very aggressive and mean, and each one lays an average of about 2 pounds of green-cigar-shaped **** in a single day. This gentelman has been looking to get a contract with Sand Castle, the Pittsburgh water park, and I got a contact for him to help him out.

Anyway, the story is that when getting this contact, one of the park's employees told me how he was working there last summer at a nut cart on the boardwalk. He hears a little girl saying, "Look mommy! Geese!" Seconds later, a rain of green **** descendeds from the 2-dozen strong flock onto the boardwalk, hitting everything in sight like a Japanese strafing. One guy actually got hit in his bald spot like a bullseye. The whole scene was a bedlam of screams mixed with loud plops in a rain of putrescence.

As soon as the nightmare started, it was over. The geese flew off to the edge of the river, leaving only disgust and horror in their wake. The boardwalk was carpeted in several pounds of green cigars and people were howling with nausea. The area had to be closed as maintenance came by to clean up and disinfect the place for fear of Ecoli bacteria breeding.

This should be an easy sell.

[Deth]

:lol: You have the best stories.

[i am the robots]

Epic.

[the2stranger]

:lol:
I agree with Deth.

MWHAHAH
That's hilarious.

Sup all?

[i am the robots]

Sleep deprivation as usual.

[Deth]

Not much, should be finishing a lab before I have today's in a few hours but I don't really feel like it.

[the2stranger]

I've really been enjoying the extra hour of sleep last night, although, I was awake at 4pm already, but still I was quite fit.

I'm glad I don't need to do any lab stuff anymore.

[i am the robots]

Cool, I fell asleep somewhere around 10 AM and got up at noon.

[the2stranger]

:o
Alright, you should really do something about that.

That's bad man.

[gmoneyguy]

Daylight savings isn't until next weekend for the US. Which is retarded, it used to be the last Sunday of October every year until this year.

[the2stranger]

Weird. :-\

Timezones are weird in the first place, just as daylight saving time.

You and me baby ain;t nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the Discovery channel.
I always think of the Bloodhound Gang during Day light saving.

[gmoneyguy]

I was looking forward to an hour extra of sleep. I had to look online to see why my cell phone didn't adjust.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Hey Jake, wherever the **** you are. We should go to Mum together dude.

Some dude from Port Orchard was whoring some Mum to me. They're tight. Where's the show?

EDIT: I see no Seattle show on their Myspace...hrm.

EDIT: Ah ****, Saturday. goddammit.

[ATM]

Uh oh, R&M date.

[gmoneyguy]

I hope they hold hands and such.

[ATM]

I can't talk, I went to a show with a guy who used to post here lol

[gmoneyguy]

Just tell me there was no Man-love involved.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

We live like half an hour from each other, I don't see any big deal with attending shows with people who actually enjoy the same music as you just because you talk to them periodically on the web.

[Aakon_Keetreh]

Eh school sucks. Especially when ur forced to go to a catholic highschool with uniforms, but this is my last year :D

[i am the robots]

:o
Alright, you should really do something about that.

That's bad man.

Yeah, it sucks. I'm gonna stay up until I'm tired enough to pass out so I can get rest for Between The Buried And Me tomorrow.

[gmoneyguy]

We live like half an hour from each other, I don't see any big deal with attending shows with people who actually enjoy the same music as you just because you talk to them periodically on the web.
Just making jokes.

[AA-12]

Between The Buried And Me :( don't do it Matt!

So, using a PC without a working mouse sucks.

[Aakon_Keetreh]

how do you get around then hotkeys?

[AA-12]

Tab + Mouse Keys. Most tab. ****ing gay.