how to make a concert even better

[Amit]

someone delivers a baby on stage

what else

[Already_Taken]

someone shoots you in the face. i'd giggle

[Amit]

woah someone's ticked off and chugging the hatorade!

[Insomniac20k]

The lead guitarist of pantera gets shot in the face

[Already_Taken]

you don't understand how mad i am. i'm so angry right now. i think i'm having an aneurysm

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

The lead guitarist of pantera gets shot in the face
that

would be awesome

[Strum]

woah someone's been kicked off the field for chugging the hatorade!

god cant you even get your own jokes right

[here comes the bird flu]

GORGE BUSH gets KERSLICED in DA FACE

[Charlie Manson]

a girl queefs on stage then farts

[EightMilesHigh]

peter frampton uses that thing on his guitar that goes "wah, wah wah wah wah wah"

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

they FOUND the osamaBIN LADIN IN The stage reticuLES

[Amit]

peter frampton uses that thing on his guitar that goes "wah, wah wah wah wah wah"

the fuzz pedal?

[here comes the bird flu]

if you adertised it as a metalica concert, when it was actualy PANTERA CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

peter frampton uses that thing on his guitar that goes "wah, wah wah wah wah wah"
thats the guitar hero petal

[EightMilesHigh]

the fuzz pedal?

no, his woman who always be bringing him down

[Insomniac20k]

if you advertised it as a metallica concert, when in reality it was actually a PANTERA CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the lead guitarist got shot in the face

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

make a concertO HA

[Amit]

no, his woman who always be bringing him down

lol

[here comes the bird flu]

native americans in the audience with really long hair and leather boots

[Insomniac20k]

surprise sex

[DanD]

native americans in the audience with really long hair and leather boots

dude that hit sooo close to home that you don't even know

[here comes the bird flu]

naked chicks

[Insomniac20k]

naked chicks who put out

[here comes the bird flu]

it's not a slipknot concert either

[Insomniac20k]

good madey won't be there

[EightMilesHigh]

wearing nothing but her messenger bag.

[superpeer]

they deliver baby nowadays? What number do I call

[DanD]

Yes

every concert would be much better if the band Yes played

and the whole set was just "Roundabout" repeated 6 times

[<3<3<3]

heart of the sunrise :0

[Pete]

beer tbh

[Mother]

throwing beer cans at sucky bands helps.

[Pete]

thats the whole reason i'm in a band anyway

[ConnectiveTissue]

throwing beer cans at sucky bands helps.


This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxS_lLGQ2KE

[Light_Fantastic]

throwing beer cans at sucky bands helps.
I hope you're kidding, because this can be very dangerous at any concert, you could really hurt a musician, and face charges if you did.
Quite honestly, I have never had anything thrown at me, but if I saw someone throw a beer can at me, I'd come off that stage and beat the living crap out of the idiot that would do something so stupid and thoughtless.

[Insomniac20k]

best to throw tomatoes

[Pete]

or pork

[superpeer]

I had people throw coins at me once.

[Black Ink]

I'd come off that stage and beat the living crap out of the idiot that would do something so stupid and thoughtless.

This except instead of what he actually said with he falls off stage and then rolls over the guy and 1/4 the crowd like the boulder from Indiana Jones.

[Insomniac20k]

I saw this crappy ska band at a church thing once and they were skanking on stage. Then someone threw money on the stage and I was like

YOUVE GONE FROM SKANKS TO WHORES LOL and then they made us leave.

[Light_Fantastic]

I had people throw coins at me once.

Even that could be dangerous if they hit you in the eye or something.

[superpeer]

Anything for moneys.

[fingers mccoy]

got a corn cob in the face once

and obviously beers

[EightMilesHigh]

Yes

every concert would be much better if the band Yes played

and the whole set was just "Roundabout" repeated 6 times

OWNER OF A LONELY HEART

[Danger Bird]

Invite the Hell's Angels to do security.

[Amit]

hahah

[Bajs]

Basshunter

[Danger Bird]

Seriously what could possibly go wrong.

[ImusInTheMorning]

rofl

I went to an outdoor concert last Saturday. It's nestled in the mountains and has a river flowing next to the stage. The bands we're all playing Indian meditation-type music, we got free drinks because my friend knew a guy, and I was rolling my ****ing balls off.

[Bajs]

Let Bob Geldof organize it

[Danger Bird]

lol

[Amit]

Let Bob Geldof organize it

ahaha

[DanD]

OWNER OF A LONELY HEART

ROUNDABOUT YOU SON OF A BITCH