R&M Liner Notes Discussion Thread

[Eliminator]

I shamelessly have bought an album or two based on how good the liner notes were and I've not bought an album or two because of how horrible they were. Discuss your favorite or even least favorite liner notes here.

[Dimmu Burger]

You are such an @$$!

[Cocaine]

Knjaz Varggoth: Spells, full moom mysticism, black emotions and six-roaring prophetic of Devil's eminence

Karpath: six blades of vengeance and the banner of the falling church bells

Xaar Quath: Low thunders and the breath of swamps

Munruthel: battles and the ringing of the falling church bells

Sataroth: poison draughts of the Great Ancients and mystery

Saturious: astral influence of the Black Stars the distant planet falling into the fiery maw

[Eliminator]

i am heiling some blasphemous liner notes warfare right now

[i am the robots]

Through The Eyes Of The Dead: No drum triggers were used on the recording of this album.

So meaningful.

[the2stranger]

Liner notes are a great way too find out about new bands though.
I always read them and I really enjoy seeing I get thanked for buying the CD. It's such a standard line, but hey. :p

[Cocaine]

okay im going to post something in a minute I just have to type it out please dont close this yet

[Moon Flavor]

Through The Eyes Of The Dead: No drum triggers were used on the recording of this album.

So meaningful.

Sounds like somebody's a little insecure...:rolleyes:

[i am the robots]

Sounds like somebody's a little insecure...:rolleyes:

http://www.purevolume.com/throughtheeyesofthedeadsc

Listen to "To Take Comfort"

[Cocaine]

Lost Horizon, The Bringer of Metal Salvation Is:

Transcendental Protagonist:
Poesy of Spiritual Enlightenment/The Entire String Romanticism/Soulhealing Europhoria Generators
Earthshape: Wojtek Lisicki
Translation For Mortals: Lyrics/Guitars/Synthesizers

Cosmic Antagonist:
Orchestrating of Thunder & Seismic Harmonising
Earthshape: Martin Furangen
Translation for Mortals: Bass Guitar

Preternatural Transmogrifyer:
Keeping of the Universe's Pulse & Taming of Chaos
Earthshape: Christian Nyquist
Translation for Mortals: Drums

Ethereal Magnanimus:
Laments of the Souls & Primal Victorious Warrior Cries
Earthshape: Daniel Heiman
Translation for Mortals: Vocals & Screams

Dedication of Thunder:
This album is especially dedicated to all those who once wanted, searched and fought, but lost their way in this world's misery, mendacity, perfidy...

LOST HORIZON IS HERE TO SMASH ALL THIS PESTILENCE WITH THE HAMMER OF PURE FORCE, WILL AND FAITH, AND TO LIGHT THE FLAME OF ZEAL AGAIN!

THE QUICKENING IS HERE!

[i am the robots]

:lol: I love Lost Horizon

[Dargon]

this thread is awesome

[Cocaine]

It took me so long to type that out. The booklet is full of lightning and random purple **** so it was hard to read in this light.

[Dimmu Burger]

Lost Horizon, The Bringer of Metal Salvation Is:

Transcendental Protagonist:
Poesy of Spiritual Enlightenment/The Entire String Romanticism/Soulhealing Europhoria Generators
Earthshape: Wojtek Lisicki
Translation For Mortals: Lyrics/Guitars/Synthesizers

Cosmic Antagonist:
Orchestrating of Thunder & Seismic Harmonising
Earthshape: Martin Furangen
Translation for Mortals: Bass Guitar

Preternatural Transmogrifyer:
Keeping of the Universe's Pulse & Taming of Chaos
Earthshape: Christian Nyquist
Translation for Mortals: Drums

Ethereal Magnanimus:
Laments of the Souls & Primal Victorious Warrior Cries
Earthshape: Daniel Heiman
Translation for Mortals: Vocals & Screams

Dedication of Thunder:
This album is especially dedicated to all those who once wanted, searched and fought, but lost their way in this world's misery, mendacity, perfidy...

LOST HORIZON IS HERE TO SMASH ALL THIS PESTILENCE WITH THE HAMMER OF PURE FORCE, WILL AND FAITH, AND TO LIGHT THE FLAME OF ZEAL AGAIN!

THE QUICKENING IS HERE!

That is quite epic.

[RiceMonster]

Ahaha, this thread just made my day.

[Deathcrush]

Necropaedopenis: four-string, foreskin AIDS rumble

[RiceMonster]

ALGALORD CHRONICLES PART II

What is told between these pages were written by the wise old hand of Aresius of Elgard, witness before God of another incredible epic deed. I will tell you about the brave warrior of Loregard, the son of holy ice, and his search for the legendary emerald sword, the powerful weapon of positive force, the decider of wars and ensurer of peace, the last hope for the salvation of the enchanted lands...

and so on...

[Dargon]

I shamelessly have bought an album or two based on how good the liner notes were and I've not bought an album or two because of how horrible they were.
wait you only get to look at the liners notes after you open it so how does that work

[NemesisDivina]

it's a joke look at dimmu's album covers thread

[Eliminator]

special lenses devised for the sole purpose of seeing through the packaging

[Dargon]

it's a joke look at dimmu's album covers thread
holy **** you are a genius.

When I type with no punctuation it's usually sarcasm.

special lenses devised for the sole purpose of seeing through the packaging
I ordered them off the comic books and they didn't work :(

alright a serious 1:

R.R. Unholy Bastard and Phosphene Wargas: Chaotic Terror Summonings and Blast of Quantum Hatred
Atomic Incinerator of Necronuclear Collapse & Black Winds: Death Axe of Nuclear Fission
Necrovomiterror: Pulsating Nuclear Annihilation


got hundreds more where that came from.

[Dimmu Burger]

ALGALORD CHRONICLES PART II

What is told between these pages were written by the wise old hand of Aresius of Elgard, witness before God of another incredible epic deed. I will tell you about the brave warrior of Loregard, the son of holy ice, and his search for the legendary emerald sword, the powerful weapon of positive force, the decider of wars and ensurer of peace, the last hope for the salvation of the enchanted lands...

and so on...

That's entertaining there. Who needs fantasy novels?

[Deathcrush]

Only bass, drums, vocals and Satan were used on this recording

[Dimmu Burger]

I think the new Darkest Hour says "No keyboards were used in the making of this recording." I guess they are very anti keyboards.

[superpeer]

Therapy?'s Infernal Love credits someone with 'insanity'. Much cooler than bass or something, imo.

[Dimmu Burger]

Therapy?'s Infernal Love credits someone with 'insanity'. Much cooler than bass or something, imo.

My band needs an insanity player. Anybody know one?

[Moses]

I think the new Darkest Hour says "No keyboards were used in the making of this recording." I guess they are very anti keyboards.

I thought that was because they used to have a keyboard player or something.

[Dimmu Burger]

I thought that was because they used to have a keyboard player or something.

Not since Hidden Hands... which is when I got into them. According to Wikipedia they never had a keyboard player.

[Dargon]

Only bass, drums, vocals and Satan were used on this recording
No guitars? Is it Necromantia or something?

[Deathcrush]

Nein.

[TojesDolan]

*emo punk album del año*

Fall Out Boy.

It made me cry inside.