hey mx im homeless

[Special Brew]

i'm gettin' the boot aug 14th and i have no family or good friends since i moved here kinda recently

what do i do i have no friends or money :(

[The Stig]

Oh, the horror!

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

hmmm, transfer your soul onto the internet and wander for eternity

[Pariah]

go find a nephew from 1000 years in the future and become the delivery boy for his company

[madeyadams]

are we supposed to care?

[Pariah]

what about blu

[sexymuffin]

premature babies

you need to grow a skeleton

[Strum]

at least you have a big avatar

[HOT CURRY]

where do you live

[TojesDolan]

come to mexico i think

we always have food, party and tequila for a friend =)

[Ephemeral]

you can stay in my garage but i might whip you with a belt and make you beg for food like a dog

[Charlie Manson]

sorry to hear that man, my friend juggerknot got kicked out of his house but he had good friends he could stay with.

[HOT CURRY]

jeff have you tried to skyline

[Tillius]

Oh, the horror!

Damn you. That's exactly what I came in here to say.

[Ephemeral]

jeff have you tried to skyline

Explain this.

[HOT CURRY]

oh my god you cowtown moron the skyline @ COP

zipline from the top of the ski long jump tower

apparently you go 140km/h

[Ephemeral]

Ohhh that.

No. I've seen like ads for it and stuff though. Looks fun. Were you in Calgary again?

[HOT CURRY]

no

i was just browsing the cop website and i guess they found something useful to do with that ski jump thing

[Ephemeral]

They used to just do tours of it. I don't know what there would be to see though. You go into an elevator, and go up into like a small room. I guess it would have a nice view though.

[TheClap]

Hey bro, I'll make you a happy homeless day thread on Aug. 14.