i have to write a poem about a dream

[Reaganista]

man wtf and it has to have a 'twist' at the end what kind of third grade bullshit is this

[Iskandar]

write about nailing your third-grade teacher

in a dream of course

the twist is that you got her pregnant

[Reaganista]

omg my third grade teacher was super hot

then the next year she got preggo

[Kreator2112]

No, the twist is...she is a he.

[Reaganista]

he had a pretty sweet boob job then

[Amit]

tits

[Reaganista]

yeah

[Elmo McCheese]

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerators

[Amit]

yeah?

[Reaganista]

huh

[Light Fantastic]

Dr. Malcolm Crowe is a successful child psychiatrist and happily married to Anna. Returning home from an awards ceremony, Malcolm’s confronted by Vincent Grey, a distraught former patient who shoots Malcolm and commits suicide. Months later, a recovered Malcolm meets with Cole Sear, a shy and troubled 9 year-old boy. Cole has been experiencing disturbing situations he can’t fully understand. His mother, Lynn, is concerned about his withdrawn and fearful behavior and attributes it to her recent divorce and Cole being bullied by school classmates.

Initially, Cole is uncomfortable talking to Malcolm but comes to trust him and confides, "I see dead people." He says the ghosts don’t always know they are dead. Malcolm diagnoses Cole as delusional, noting he shares similar symptoms to Vincent Grey. Eventually, Malcolm realizes Cole really is able to communicate with the dead (as was Vincent). He believes the ghosts are benevolent and tells Cole the spirits somehow find their way to him for his help.

Since the shooting, Malcolm and Anna, have grown apart. She has become depressed and uncommunicative. Malcolm unsuccessfully reaches out to her, and is upset when it appears she is seeing another man.

Malcolm discovers he's dead from the gun shot wound back from the beginning of the film and the only reason Cole has been able to see him is because he is dead.


its blank verse

[Amit]

hacked by lizparker
how did this happen to me
this haiku is bad

[Iskandar]

omg my third grade teacher was super hot

then the next year she got preggoguess it wasn't a dream then

you child stud

[Alf™]

I have to go into work at 5:30 AM tomorrow.
Until 5 PM.

Should I stay up all night or get about 4-6 hours of sleep?

[Reaganista]

Dr. Malcolm Crowe is a successful child psychiatrist and happily married to Anna. Returning home from an awards ceremony, Malcolm’s confronted by Vincent Grey, a distraught former patient who shoots Malcolm and commits suicide. Months later, a recovered Malcolm meets with Cole Sear, a shy and troubled 9 year-old boy. Cole has been experiencing disturbing situations he can’t fully understand. His mother, Lynn, is concerned about his withdrawn and fearful behavior and attributes it to her recent divorce and Cole being bullied by school classmates.

Initially, Cole is uncomfortable talking to Malcolm but comes to trust him and confides, "I see dead people." He says the ghosts don’t always know they are dead. Malcolm diagnoses Cole as delusional, noting he shares similar symptoms to Vincent Grey. Eventually, Malcolm realizes Cole really is able to communicate with the dead (as was Vincent). He believes the ghosts are benevolent and tells Cole the spirits somehow find their way to him for his help.

Since the shooting, Malcolm and Anna, have grown apart. She has become depressed and uncommunicative. Malcolm unsuccessfully reaches out to her, and is upset when it appears she is seeing another man.

Malcolm discovers he's dead from the gun shot wound back from the beginning of the film and the only reason Cole has been able to see him is because he is dead.


its blank verse
thanks man

[Iskandar]

I have to go into work at 5:30 AM tomorrow.
Until 5 PM.

Should I stay up all night or get about 4-6 hours of sleep?stay up imo

play goldeneye

[Reaganista]

proxy mine oh shi

[Kreator2112]

yeah?



lol @ sixth sense

[Pariah]

hacked by lizparker
how did this happen to me
this haiku is bad


how could this happen to me
i've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
this night goes on as i'm
fading away
i'm sick of this life
i just wanna scream
how could this happen to me

[Reaganista]

yeah?
youre so useless

how could this happen to me
i've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
this night goes on as i'm
fading away
i'm sick of this life
i just wanna scream
how could this happen to me
that doesnt really have a twist at the end tho

[Iskandar]

proxy mine oh shii always hated those tbh

[Pariah]

youre so useless


that doesnt really have a twist at the end tho

the twist? she's a he

[Amit]

do a barrel roll!

no!

a reacharound!

[Iskandar]

do a barrel roll!

no!

a reacharound!huh

[Kreator2112]

Roundhouse kick to the jaw.

[Pariah]

Roundhouse kick to the jew.

you anti-semite

[Reaganista]

i was sick of barrel rolls anyway

the twist? she's a he
ummmmmmmmm

[Surtr]

**** her imo tbh.

Easy answer.

Not sure why you had to go all L&R on this one.

[Amit]

to the jew*

[Kreator2112]

I only kick jews because they're weak.

[Reaganista]

ok thats a good idea too but wheres the twist

[Amit]

the jews become pregnant from his roundhouse kicks

[Iskandar]

i love sauerkraut

as for jews um

keep on doing whatever it is that you do

prayin observin' commandments you dig

[Reaganista]

ok i can work with that

[Kreator2112]

Q: How many jews can fit in my car?








A: None, because I'm not letting those pricks in.

[Iskandar]

Q: How many jews can fit in my car?








A: None, because I'm not letting those pricks in.that's okay they can't go anywhere anyway because it's the sabbath

[Reaganista]

ok thats not even a poem

[Kreator2112]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate jews.

[Reaganista]

yeah it's got a twist
but there's no dream

ur having trouble keeping track of two requirements at once huh

[Iskandar]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate jews.what if i told you i was a jew eh

how would you feel

[Pariah]

what if i told you i was a jew eh

how would you feel

youre a arab

[Kreator2112]

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hate Jews."

[Iskandar]

youre a araban arab jew very well

[Kreator2112]

Well it's all the same..










..I hate you.

[Iskandar]

Well it's all the same..










..I hate you.take this negging bitch

[Pariah]

lol your neg only took away a single green bar

weak weak weak

[Iskandar]

lol your neg only took away a single green bar

weak weak weakcheck ur rep

[Reaganista]

check ur rep

o **** son

[Kreator2112]

How do you check that? I don't remember.

[Iskandar]

o **** sonmarry me
How do you check that? I don't remember.LOLOL NOOB

[Kreator2112]

Yeah, I remember. It's under the whole list of threads I've subscribed to.

[Reaganista]

marry me
is that legal in new york idk

[Iskandar]

is that legal in new york idkit is in canada so who fn cares

[Majesty]

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerators

I didn't catch that until you said refrigerators

[Reaganista]

it is in canada so who fn cares

idk

[Reaganista]

omg i just forced myself to write it and it is sooo bad

[Amit]

post it plz

[Iskandar]

omg i just forced myself to write it and it is sooo badwe always knew it would be

[Reaganista]

post it plz
no thx