Dear mx,

[Anxious]

What does it feel like to hold a girl in your arms?

[anal gravy]

i need a sandwich

[Eliminator]

no clue

[Kayetan]

I suppose it depends on the girl.

[margin0walker]

no idea

[ImusInTheMorning]

kind of stabby to be honest

[Swill_Merchant]

It sucks. Then she wants her money and leaves.

[niobium]

it's really, really nice

god i'm lonely

[Dinosawesome]

like a lovely smelling big soft balloon feel with warm water except that the very touch sets your heart beating faster.

[angry armadillo]

if shes a fatty it might feel pretty heavy just saying

[A Spoonful Supreme]

actually it feels pretty enveloping and warm

[niobium]

that was the gayest, most accurate thing i've ever heard in my life, nath

[Charlie Daniels]

What does it feel like to hold a girl in your arms?

It depends what part of the girl you holding! :amaze: :naughty:

[Mother]

I hold gurlz brains in my mouth.

[Charlie Daniels]

I hold girls faces in my heart.

[Jude]

Generally awesome unless she doesn't want to be there or you awake to find that she turned from a supermodel into a fatty or something

[Dinosawesome]

that was the gayest, most accurate thing i've ever heard in my life, nath
You've obviously never heard jaylinks band.

[JumpTheF**kUp]

I too am interested in the contents of this thread.

[Black Ink]

I was trying to think of something amusing to write, but then I thought about how sweet it really is and got all :(

[superpeer]

It's the best. :upset:

[Berk]

i need a sandwich

YES.

+rep

[Jude]

It's the best. :upset:

ITT everyone broods about how long it's been :upset:







:upset: :(

[Pariah]

couldnt tell ya

[Kurrpt]

warm and squishy

[The Stig]

It feels like something I have yet to experience.

[Little Android Man]

what is "girl" :confused:

[metallicaman8]

A girl hugged me today because it was her birthday.

...it was alright, I guess.

[bebubly]

it's pretty much ok i guess.

[Jude]

*lesbian Alert*

[bebubly]

yea, check my enthusiasm over holding girls.

[Jude]

I was trying to think of a witty response but I'm too tired and I couldn't think of what the word for a not-very-enthusiastic lesbian would be.

[bebubly]

at least you tried.

[metallicaman8]

I was trying to think of a witty response but I'm too tired and I couldn't think of what the word for a not-very-enthusiastic lesbian would be.

Ellen Degeneres?

[Jude]

I have never seen her but only heard that she is unfunny and tries unsuccessfully to derive humor from her lesbianism.

[metallicaman8]

Basically yea.

[JumpTheF**kUp]

she is unfunny

kind of like metallicaman8 amirite?

[Jude]

Possibly

[metallicaman8]

kind of like metallicaman8 amirite?

:(

...I have my moments.

[Pariah]

nope cant say you do

[metallicaman8]

You don't know me that well, though.

[Jude]

You DON't KNOW ME
or UNDERSTAND ME

[Pariah]

You don't know me that well, though.

dont care to either

[metallicaman8]

You'd think someone with a Rod&Tod avatar would be friendlier.

[Pariah]

welp,

[Charlie Daniels]

You'd think someone with a Rod&Tod avatar would be friendlier.

check ur rep :)

[Dead Star]

I was going to make this thread today.

damn

[metallicaman8]

check ur rep :)

Aww:)

You check yours.

[superpeer]

ITT everyone broods about how long it's been :upset:







:upset: :(


*sad smileys*

[The Stig]

It's been twenty years and twenty-five days.

[Black Ink]

*sad smileys*

*thumbs up*

[bebubly]

being held by a guy is the nicest feeling in the world because you feel protected and mmmm.

you gays know what i am talking about.

[superpeer]

It's been twenty years and twenty-five days.

Okay, you win.

*thumbs up*

burn the optimist!

[Black Ink]

burn the optimist!

Even then I'll still light up your world!

[superpeer]

Even then I'll still light up your world!

aaah, stop it! *covers ears*

[Pariah]

Okay, you win.



no he doesnt

[Black Ink]

aaah, stop it! *covers ears*

C'mon everybody! Koombaya my lord, koombayaaaaa!

[superpeer]

no he doesnt

okay, you win?

At least you don't know what you're missing. :(


C'mon everybody! Koombaya my lord, koombayaaaaa!

/blasts The Used ♪

[Anxious]

Plays Red House Painters ITT to counteract optimism.

[Pariah]

okay, you win?

At least you don't know what you're missing. :(


yeah, you're smart enough to know how much that doesnt make a difference

[superpeer]

It is different, I was moping about it for 17 years without having had it and now like a year, knowing what I am missing. But yeah, it's probably equally depressing.

So let's all be sad together!

or let's all be happy together if we want to follow Mark's example, but do we really want to do that <-<

EDIT: Didn't you have a girl at work who had the hots for you, sorry I don't really follow L&R =(

[Jude]

It's been twenty years and twenty-five days.

It's been....let's see....about 3 and 1/2 months. Which, if you'll believe it, is worse than 20 years. At least I think so.

[superpeer]

I'm not sure, anymore, actually.

[MattyBlade]

i like cuddling/holding a woman in my arms i guess but it's been a while. they also have that womany smell which is alot nicer then what my room smells like now...dirty gym socks.

[Mr. Ron]

Its awesome. Ahhhhhh the girl smell.

[Jude]

I love when you just suddenly get a memory-whiff of the smell even if it's been a few days :D

[Mr. Ron]

Ok now I feel lonely.

[Jude]

Hey man try being me I'm 300 miles from girl I love :*(

[superpeer]

Hey man try being me I'm 5 minutes away from the girl I love(d) :*(

[Jude]

Hey man you have it easy, European chicks are sluts at least.

[MattyBlade]

Ok now I feel lonely.


srs. Me and my god damn high standards.

[Mr. Ron]

srs. Me and my god damn high standards.

Well, I am seeing this girl now, but its not official yet or anything.

[MattyBlade]

wtf are you waiting for go piihb

[superpeer]

Hey man you have it easy, European chicks are sluts at least.

Only when they cheat on me >=[

[Mr. Ron]

wtf are you waiting for go piihb

Oh trust me, THINGS WILL GO DOWN SOON.




SOON.

[bebubly]

Hey man try being me I'm 300 miles from girl I love :*(

92.4 miles from my boyfriend, and that sucks enough.

i get to see him tomorrow though \:D/

[Mr. Ron]

I wouldn't be able to do the long distance thing. Well, I guess I could if I really loved her, but it would still be extremely difficult/nerve racking.

[MattyBlade]

You really erectile difficulties her?

[superpeer]

educated her, duh. So she wouldn't cheat on him.

[MattyBlade]

I don't get it

[Black Ink]

or let's all be happy together if we want to follow Mark's example, but do we really want to do that <-<

It's better than being reminded that I'm spending most of my summer alone either working or in a dorm room with no AC. I just got of a long term relationship and its pretty much the only thing I can think about since I've so much time to myself. This weekend I'm going to the girls b-day party because we're trying to stay friends considering we have all the same friends and we'll be seeing a lot of each other and we'll be having class together where theres only 3 other students in it.

[bebubly]

hang on, who is ed??

[superpeer]

It's better than being reminded that I'm spending most of my summer alone either working or in a dorm room with no AC. I just got of a long term relationship and its pretty much the only thing I can think about since I've so much time to myself. This weekend I'm going to the girls b-day party because we're trying to stay friends considering we have all the same friends and we'll be seeing a lot of each other and we'll be having class together where theres only 3 other students in it.

Sounds very familiar, I tried staying friends with her and our mutual friends, but it ended up in me being rejected from all social life and that's why I'm so bitter. It's not as bad as a few months ago, though, situation hasn't changed much, but I'm getting used to it.

It's good that you can stay positive, though. :-*

I don't get it

what's not to get

[Black Ink]

I've got a cruise to get in shape for in March. :cool:

[MattyBlade]

hang on, who is ed??

erectile difficulties

mr ron.

[Mr. Ron]

Wait, did I miss something about my erections? :confused:

[bebubly]

since when have you been able to erectile difficulties someone

[superpeer]

I've got a cruise to get in shape for in March. :cool:

lah dee dah

since when have you been able to erectile difficulties someone

You can't. I think that's the difficulty.

[MattyBlade]

I think my grandma gave me ED.

ever since I walked in on her taking a shower it hasn't worked right since


edit: this never really happened lol

[Black Ink]

lah dee dah

lah dee dah indeed.

[Mr. Ron]

Well I don't have any problems with my johnson so idk what you guys are talkin' bout.

[MattyBlade]

I wouldn't be able to do the long distance thing. Well, I guess I could if I really ed her, but it would still be extremely difficult/nerve racking.


this

[Mr. Ron]

Loved*


My keyboard blows pee pee.

[Jude]

Hahahahahahhahaha

I would hate long distance too. *$^# that

[superpeer]

Hahahahahahhahaha

I would hate long distance too. *$^# that

You just say that because you have ED. I have no problems with long distance. :nau:

[MattyBlade]

just call me peter north b/c distance and quantity ain't no thang

[superpeer]

Don't you mean: 'just call Peter North'???

[MattyBlade]

yeah sure whatever I don't care

[bebubly]

i don't mind long distance, it means i stay away from home for days at a time with someone i love and i have two lives, one there and one up here. and i know a million more people and i get to do the whole city thing and the coast thing. and we don't get sick of each other or anything.

[MattyBlade]

well la-di-da mrs b

[MegaPhony]

Feels like an ever-enduring orgasm

[Pariah]

EDIT: Didn't you have a girl at work who had the hots for you, sorry I don't really follow L&R =(

i really don't think she 'had the hots for me' at all :-/

anyway, she isn't in the state anymore. she's in washington now