My fellow gentlemen, I have made a discovery.

[EightMilesHigh]

I found a milf.

A few years ago, I saw this movie called Death To Smoochy. I was like twelve and didn't understand it all, so today I rented it because I'm a huge Edward Norton fan.

And one of the women in it is Catherine Keener. Recently, she was in Capote with Philip Seymour Hoffman and The 40-Year-Old Virgin with Steve Carell. And I looked her up and found out she was born in 1959.

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/E/J/7/vrgn7b.jpg
http://www.shuqi.org/asiancinema/special/berlin2006/pics/catherinekeener.jpg

I have to say, she's pretty damn sexy for a 48-year-old woman.

[Hedgedive]

this is relevant to my interests!

[Jude]

I'm always proud of IRL milfs that I find. I know a few although they're finally starting to show their age :*(

[Hedgedive]

I'm always proud of IRL milfs that I find. I know a few although they're finally starting to show their age :*(

I saw this milf at Riverfest but she was pushing a 2 year old in a stroller so she was prolly like 20 something and therefore idk if she counts.

[Jharaski]

I dunno if it's my horrible monitor with its dimness, or those are bad pics, but she was much hotter on film.

[Eliminator]

Milfs can be any age as long as they're a mother.

[Jude]

They have to be at least about 35 to count as milfs.

Milf discovery is only important if you're considering marrying a girl and you want to see that her mom is as milfy as possible.

[Jharaski]

or you want to marry someone who already has a kid

[Eliminator]

They have to be at least about 35 to count as milfs.

No but Ok

[iplayanesp]

http://www.trippintees.com/images/milfL.gif

[Pariah]

one of my coworkers is a milf, but she's only 32. she has two kids, though

[eatmyshorts]

This woman wants me to be her fu*ck buddy. She has two daughters and huge boobies :). But I have a girl friend :upset:.

[iplayanesp]

picsorlies

[eatmyshorts]

picsorlies

I don't lie. I'm an 03'.

[iplayanesp]

but i want pics of a milf with big boobies. ):

[eatmyshorts]

one of my coworkers is a milf, but she's only 32. she has two kids, though

You should have sex with her behind the card board bailer. It's pretty romantic I hear.

[planewreck]

i thought she was a gilf.

[Pariah]

You should have sex with her behind the card board bailer. It's pretty romantic I hear.

the space behind the baler is like a grand total of one square foot

and believe me i would if i could

[eatmyshorts]

the space behind the baler is like a grand total of one square foot

and believe me i would if i could

Inside the bailer? You can make a little nest out of cardboard and then put a out of order sign while her kids are waiting in the car.

[Black Ink]

We had a fire going behind my friends house and this random milf pulled up next to the house and was just sitting in her car. We invited her over and she hung out for a little while.

Random.

[iplayanesp]

put it in her butt?

[eatmyshorts]

We had a fire going behind my friends house and this random milf pulled up next to the house and was just sitting in her car. We invited her over and she hung out for a little while.

Random.

That's kinda creepy.

[Pariah]

Inside the bailer? You can make a little nest out of cardboard and then put a out of order sign while her kids are waiting in the car.

inside could work, she's only 5' tall :grin:

[TojesDolan]

I love milfs because they appreciate sucky engineers like myself.

:(

The only thing that creeps me out is the fact that she has a daughter like 3 years younger than me. :|

[iplayanesp]

tojes. **** em both

[Black Ink]

I love milfs because they appreciate sucky engineers like myself.

:(

The only thing that creeps me out is the fact that she has a daughter like 3 years younger than me. :|
Bang. Them. Both.

[eatmyshorts]

I love milfs because they appreciate sucky engineers like myself.

:(

The only thing that creeps me out is the fact that she has a daughter like 3 years younger than me. :|

I have a sick dream. I want to get some twins pregnant and their mom. But I don't want them to find out about it untill they all are pregnant.. that way the kids have some horrible relations.

[TojesDolan]

I can only but try to hook up with them. But only try. Because I'm shy. :(

The only thing that bugs me is the fact that I met them through my grandmother and an uncle of mine, so everything would be like, weird. And I live with them so it'd be like double weird.

[iplayanesp]

so you still would have ****ed a mom and daughter combo.

[eatmyshorts]

I can only but try to hook up with them. But only try. Because I'm shy. :(

The only thing that bugs me is the fact that I met them through my grandmother and an uncle of mine, so everything would be like, weird. And I live with them so it'd be like double weird.

It better not be your aunt and your cousin your'e talking about.:mad:

[fwqhgads ²]

this is relevant to my interests!

http://i8.tinypic.com/4qhqofr.jpg

[iplayanesp]

i'd hit it

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

tbh that actress needs a facejob or something

[pulseczar]

emh your knowledge of actor names creeps me out

[The NPC]

faggot

[Jharaski]

We had a fire going behind my friends house and this random milf pulled up next to the house and was just sitting in her car. We invited her over and she hung out for a little while.

Random.

For a sec I read that as the house was on fire

[Danger Bird]

I saw this milf at Riverfest but she was pushing a 2 year old in a stroller so she was prolly like 20 something and therefore idk if she counts.

Hey, it's mother i'd like to ****, not old bitch I'd like to ****.

[ImusInTheMorning]

My brother and I had some mutual friends at one point.. one of them was named Jason.

My brother slept with Jason's mother. Like... every night for a couple months. When Jason was home. It was hilarious.

I heard Jason killed himself but I dunno for sure.