Proof That Dragonforce Sucks

[DFelon204409]

R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:49:20 AM): we did some tool *** jamz with this british guy chris smith
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:49:37 AM): who loves tool and dream theater and **** like that
D Felon 204409 (2:50:09 AM): hmmm
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:50:11 AM): and devin townsend
D Felon 204409 (2:50:14 AM): hahahahahahahaha
D Felon 204409 (2:50:16 AM): i hate devin
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:50:20 AM): haha yeah
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:50:31 AM): I think he actually likes dragonforce
D Felon 204409 (2:50:47 AM): hahahahahahahahaha
D Felon 204409 (2:50:49 AM): like quality wise
D Felon 204409 (2:50:54 AM): not just laughing at the awesome
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:51:24 AM): he won't admit it but yeah
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:51:26 AM): I think he does
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:51:30 AM): we saw them together
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:51:38 AM): he had an extra ticket so I went at the last minute
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:51:40 AM): corny as hell
D Felon 204409 (2:51:51 AM): thats the best part
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:51:53 AM): they have a podium with a fan under it where they stand to take thier solos
D Felon 204409 (2:51:54 AM): the only good part *
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:51:58 AM): so their hair blows in the wind
D Felon 204409 (2:51:59 AM): hahahahhaahahaha
D Felon 204409 (2:52:00 AM): holy ****
D Felon 204409 (2:52:02 AM): holy ****
D Felon 204409 (2:52:05 AM): sholy **** holy ****
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:52:54 AM): yeah
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:52:57 AM): intense
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:53:00 AM): anyways
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:53:03 AM): he knew all the words
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:53:16 AM): dragonforce shows are scary because there are obviously 3 kinds of people there
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:53:27 AM): group 1: nerds who eat that **** up
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:53:43 AM): group 2: scary metal biker types who think it's for real
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:53:52 AM): group 3: people with lives who are onlookers

[Cocaine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oii1EF7DnFM

more proof

and more here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1uT8MUr7_4

[Futuro]

Where do they take the solos to?

idk but i think steve vai has a fan blowing his hair too...i think its stooopid

[blackwater86]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1uT8MUr7_4

pretty hilarious considering they can't even play it themselves

[Cocaine]

idk but i think steve vai has a fan blowing his hair too...i think its stooopid
Yeah but Steve Vai is good at guitar/in his 40s.

[DFelon204409]

Also, alphabetically they have live in the shadow of DRACULACORE.

[TojesDolan]

Where do they take the solos to?

idk but i think steve vai has a fan blowing his hair too...i think its stooopid
Hey, it makes the solos more epic.

[Meatplow]

lmao that is so funny

[Shred Danson]

All you need to prove they suck is to listen to the music.

So lame.

[Dave de Sylvia]

dfelon talks about draculacore in a thread

[Slapping Penguin]

HAhAH, they can't even play there own song. That was even worse than Behold the A(however you spell it) trying to play there song on that thing.

EDIT:

Acutally looking on at those similar links on youtube this was impressive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkpZ645ztl0&mode=related&search=

EDIT2:

Wow, chirs boderick is really good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-ze51lEt3w&mode=related&search=

look at his Jazz thing as well.

[AA-12]

I ****ing love Dragonforce. Who cares.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

But when they're heralded as the new era of guitar hero, that's when it becomes ridiculous.

[Waltz Profit]

living in the shadow of draculacore sounds like a pretty ****ing awesome song title

[Dimmu Burger]

I like them anyways, they are fun and not to be taken seriously.

[SugarCoatedSour]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSNLfa1VPwo&mode=related&search=

[Knifeboy]

even though I think that parody is absolutely hilarious, I think it's redundant to make parodies of someone who's a parody in itself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtUiQJc7ZMI&mode=related&search=

[Nepenthe]

I've had a small fan permanently attached just under my neck that blows my hair at all times, regardless of actual wind speed.

[TojesDolan]

I like them anyways, they are fun and not to be taken seriously.
The problem is they take themselves seriously, and people take them seriously.

[Daven]

Dragonforce are terrible.

[Det_Nosnip]

Wow, chirs boderick is really good.


Yeah, he really really is. :eek:

[GenuineImitation]

Dragonforce have a few songs that I enjoy and their live shows are a lot of fun. They do get boring really fast though.

[Eliminator]

i betcha cant pray this cause theres sweep picking with some extra notes

[Slapping Penguin]

^^^^ Haha,

An Wa Major 7venth wif extra nootes hammered in.

[deadinholywood]

Like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKRxtwW0kQg&mode=related&search=

[antihippy]

tis' a fun band. even they know that they're basically wankers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n34o4ed9ab0

[Invicta_Veritas]

What's wrong with the wind in your hair LOLZ. It makes the chicks faint....

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Yeah I know, I think I should ask for one of those as a birthday present. Then when I'm at home fingerpicking on my acoustic I can feel like a rockstar.

[Invicta_Veritas]

And all the chicks will fall in love with you. And you get to have that "epic" feeling you've always wanted.

[Dr. Jake Destructo]

Interesting idea. My quest for being epic has been a success in every other way besides appearance. Maybe a blowdryer is what I've been searching for all along.

[Dimmu Burger]

The problem is they take themselves seriously, and people take them seriously.

Ah well. Whatever floats your boat, lol.

[Invicta_Veritas]

Interesting idea. My quest for being epic has been a success in every other way besides appearance. Maybe a blowdryer is what I've been searching for all along.



No, no, the blowdryer doesn't do any good without hairspray too.

[Berner]

Herman Li looks like a shemale.

[Eliminator]

herman ri wirr not torerate this!!

[Stevie]

Dragonforce is happy

This makes me angry

[penelope weird hands]

^
That there.

[gillygan]

R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:53:27 AM): group 1: nerds who eat that **** up
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:53:43 AM): group 2: scary metal biker types who think it's for real
R 0 B 3 R 1 (2:53:52 AM): group 3: people with lives who are onlookers

:lol:


A lot of people jock dragonforce at my school, it really bugs me...

[AlienEater]

Dragon Force are terrible

[Eliminator]

**** you. You understand rock and roll. Go listen to your pussy emo ****.

[Aficionado]

I didn't need any proof

[jaco jr]

dfelon talks about draculacore in a thread

mmm at your avatar
dragonforce are more of a comedy act live than a musical show

great fun :)

Dan

[Interviewer/surveyer]

Dragonforce have a few songs that I enjoy and their live shows are a lot of fun. They do get boring really fast though.

thats exactly how I feel. They have a few good songs, but are rediculously repetitive and get boring very fast.

[heavy metal kid]

meh, Power Metal :smash:

Funny videos, that's what happens when you can't "wank" correctly.

[ThePrimer]

OMG! I've never seen a video of them live, They suck! I'm really dissappoinnted... Herman Li looks really stupid when he lifts the guitar with the tremolo ¬¬

[Eakflanderyof]

meh, Power Metal

Funny videos, that's what happens when you can't "wank" correctly.

I've seen the avatar you have many times, but have never gotten around to asking, "What the hell is it?" It looks like some naked woman beating some dead thing with a wooden stick between her legs. Very odd.

[metalhead_matt]

If i ever become famous I would never do a betcha can't do this video if I knew i sucked.
and about chris broderick, yeah he's awesome but jag panzer and nevermore are very disapointing

[naut]

as stated many times before, Dragonforce = straight-up nerd metal. this we know, and that's why they're gay.

the only people i know who like Dragonforce, are in fact, nerds. they like japanimation, and watch Babylon 5. they read books about gnomes and elves and ****. they wear sketchers and khaki cargo pants. they play Final Fantasy and leave the house twice a month. they could draw you a complete schematic of the Starship Enterprise, but would be completely stumped if you asked them what a vagina looked like.

[Nepenthe]

Sounds like you're speaking from experience.

[Eliminator]

supernaut is a faggot

[naut]

Sounds like you're speaking from experience.

sounds like you're offended.

[Nepenthe]

Sounds like you're offended.

[superjoe]

Who needed proof?

[SkaRobotArmy]

just jealous cause you can't play like that. i can't even imagine playing like that.

[naut]

Sounds like you're offended.

k, that's great. scurry off now and go play with your lightsaber.

[Riva]

as stated many times before, Dragonforce = straight-up nerd metal. this we know, and that's why they're gay.

the only people i know who like Dragonforce, are in fact, nerds. they like japanimation, and watch Babylon 5. they read books about gnomes and elves and ****. they wear sketchers and khaki cargo pants. they play Final Fantasy and leave the house twice a month. they could draw you a complete schematic of the Starship Enterprise, but would be completely stumped if you asked them what a vagina looked like.

Dude, just cos you watch a lot of porn doesn't mean you're cooler than they are.

[AA-12]

I'm a huge nerd and like Dragonforce. I also stay indoors most of the time. Holy **** no not a stereotype.

[naut]

Dude, just cos you watch a lot of porn doesn't mean you're cooler than they are.

****in' right it does. i'm amazing.

[Riva]

Well, I can field this question, anyway:

Checklist time!

[ ] Are you a self-acknowledged nerd?

[ ] Do you like Dragonforce?

[ ] Do you watch Babylon 5?

[ ] Do you read fantasy/sci-fi novels, or even, GARSP watch movies like Lord Of The Rings?

[ ] Do you watch anime?

[ ] Do you leave the house more than twice a month?

[ ] More than twice a week?

[ ] More than twice a day!?!?!

[ ] Do you play/enjoy Final Fantasy?

[ ] Do you enjoy video games in general?

[ ] Could you draw a complete schematic of the Starship Enterprise, from any of the 3 series to feature it (two ticks if you can draw the Phase II one)?

[ ] Are you posting on an internet forum?

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Riva's list

[x] Are you a self-acknowledged nerd?

[x] Do you like Dragonforce?

[ ] Do you watch Babylon 5?

[x] Do you read fantasy/sci-fi novels, or even, GARSP watch movies like Lord Of The Rings?

[ ] Do you watch anime?

[x] Do you leave the house more than twice a month?

[x] More than twice a week?

[x] More than twice a day!?!?!

[-] Do you play/enjoy Final Fantasy?

[x] Do you enjoy video games in general?

[-] Could you draw a complete schematic of the Starship Enterprise, from any of the 3 series to feature it (two ticks if you can draw the Phase II one)?

[x] Do you know what a vagina looks like?

[x] Are you posting on an internet forum?

The x means a full check, the - means that you're unsure.

[naut]

well hey that's neat. next time include a pie graph or something.

[Riva]

Don't be a large bundle of fine African walruses. Fill it out yourself!

[ThePrimer]

well hey that's neat. next time include a pie graph or something.
Wow dude, you're being an asshole



Back to the topic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdMIQ1jfJm0&mode=related&search=
Another proof... They dissappoint me, I liked Inhuman Rampage

a funny vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSNLfa1VPwo&mode=related&search=

[naut]

haven't visited this forum in years, but when did metal-heads start getting castrated?

[ThePrimer]

haven't visited this forum in years, but when did metal-heads start getting castrated?

Why's that?

[Dave de Sylvia]

people are way too uptight about dragonforce

[Cocaine]

I still like Valley of the Damned and sometimes Sonic Firestorm.

[AA-12]

people are way too uptight about dragonforce

Indeed. They need to screw off.

[naut]

Why's that?

" :'( "

[Det_Nosnip]

Here's mine...I don't think I qualify, other than reading fantasy and posting on an internet forum. I don't understand why leaving the house is on there, though...isn't it a stereotype that nerds DON'T?

Checklist time!

[ ] Are you a self-acknowledged nerd?

[ ] Do you like Dragonforce?

[ ] Do you watch Babylon 5?

[x] Do you read fantasy/sci-fi novels, or even, GARSP watch movies like Lord Of The Rings?

[ ] Do you watch anime?

[x] Do you leave the house more than twice a month?

[x] More than twice a week?

[x] More than twice a day!?!?!

[ ] Do you play/enjoy Final Fantasy?

[ ] Do you enjoy video games in general?

[ ] Could you draw a complete schematic of the Starship Enterprise, from any of the 3 series to feature it (two ticks if you can draw the Phase II one)?

[x] Are you posting on an internet forum?

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[Riva]

haven't visited this forum in years, but when did metal-heads start getting castrated?

Yet another stereotype. It must be nice living in your world where everything is black and white. I suppose you cross to the other side of the street when someone darker than a peach crayon walks your way, huh? Or even better, kick those sand niggs/normal ******s/spics/gooks/wogs/pakis/etc in a big mob. Then you can go home, crack a beer, pump out some metal and call yourselves heroes!

I mean, I can be a prick too, if you like. I can stereotype you like I did just then. Hell, I think I might even ban you permanently, and maybe ask Jelle for an IP ban, since I don't think you'd lower yourself to "nerd' standards to figure out how to get around those.

So why don't you **** off with your "metal attitude" because you just make yourself look like a ****ing retard.

[Dave de Sylvia]

you are kinda asexual tho

[Riva]

Who cares? And pretty much the only Aussie stereotype I don't fit into is that I don't beat girls.

Oh, and that I'm not a criminal. :shifty:

[Dave de Sylvia]

I don't support beating girls but you should do that, if only to humour me.

[Nepenthe]

props

[naut]

Yet another stereotype. It must be nice living in your world where everything is black and white. I suppose you cross to the other side of the street when someone darker than a peach crayon walks your way, huh? Or even better, kick those sand niggs/normal ******s/spics/gooks/wogs/pakis/etc in a big mob. Then you can go home, crack a beer, pump out some metal and call yourselves heroes!

I mean, I can be a prick too, if you like. I can stereotype you like I did just then. Hell, I think I might even ban you permanently, and maybe ask Jelle for an IP ban, since I don't think you'd lower yourself to "nerd' standards to figure out how to get around those.

So why don't you **** off with your "metal attitude" because you just make yourself look like a ****ing retard.

LOMYALE.

"metal attitude." yeah that's class. you definitely pinned me.

let's see here...

just got through saying i haven't been to R&M in years...then i come in and jest a bit. nothing but easy fun, a bit of humor if you will.

meanwhile, you're here every day, and get wildly defensive about certain accusations i make towards the fans of Dragonforce.

now who again has the "metal attitude?"

chill the **** out.

[DFelon204409]

well hey that's neat. next time include a pie graph or something.

hahah i remember you from 03.

[Nepenthe]

**** off this is metaltown we don't jest n ****.

[Riva]

LOMYALE.

"metal attitude." yeah that's class. you definitely pinned me.

let's see here...

just got through saying i haven't been to R&M in years...then i come in and jest a bit. nothing but easy fun, a bit of humor if you will.

meanwhile, you're here every day, and get wildly defensive about certain accusations i make towards the fans of Dragonforce.

now who again has the "metal attitude?"

chill the **** out.

No, I was actually joking along too, though I must admit your "humour" is quite sad, but then again, you are American, so my sympathies. But really, you kept just hammering away at the same "joke" so I decided to vent on you. And you still have the metal attitude. :-/ And nothing in your post indicated otherwise. :-/ I don't think you even tried to defend yourself. :-/ It's like shooting fish in a barrel, really. :-/

[heavy metal kid]

I've seen the avatar you have many times, but have never gotten around to asking, "What the hell is it?" It looks like some naked woman beating some dead thing with a wooden stick between her legs. Very odd.

It's Mai Shiranui from SNK's King of Fighters series, she's just posing for a special move, the wooden stick is actually a fan.

[naut]

defend myself from what exactly? i think you give yourself too much credit. regardless, getting irrationally defensive over trivial matters is your job, remember?

oh boy i can't wait to move out of the U.S. so i can bag on Americans too. seems like so much fun. what a great pass-time.

[Cocaine]

you guys should all shut the **** up and kiss my *** or something.

[AA-12]

IP Ban this faggot. Go Go Go Go Go

[DFelon204409]

So, this thread has really lost its focus. It was supposed to be about the music guys. C'mon. DRAGONFORCE!!