I Think We Need to Re-Evaluate the Direction our Relationship is Going In

[Efrim]

Title:
I Think We Need to Re-Evaluate the Direction our Relationship is Going In

Song:

Canada!
Give me your cigarettes and get out of my bed
You took my money and now you want my head
On behalf of my hymen, I do beseech
Stop stealing my fluids, let go you leech!

Canada!
You keyed my car, and stole my underwear,
Snuck into my house and cut off my hair!
We never made love, vous m’avez violer
I want my alimony, no matter what you say!


Canada! Canada!
You’re the worst boyfriend a French girl could have.


EDIT: Sorry, last minute revisions.

[MikeRatcliffe]

I don't speak french, so maybe the translation would help too. But it definately adds to it if this song is about french sovereignty.

The lyrics are kind of comical/satirical. What kind of music is it going to be played to?

cool, i guess.

[Efrim]

"Vous m'avez violer" (pronounced "veeolay") means: "You have violated me", or "You have raped me"
It is about Quebec sovereignty, and we're probably going to be singing them to noise rock of some sort.