Rap Assistance

[HahahitnRun]

Well, I was going to post this in the General Discussion forum, but it wouldn't let me so I came here.

An english teacher of mine suddenly came up with the idea to have a rap battle in class and gave us specific topics. They are pretty random, but I was curious if any of you guys had some good ideas.

Topics: 1. Cereal 2. Shoes 3. Toothbrush (whatever goes with that)

Only need like 6 lines for each, thx for any help

[ATM]

You'll yell for help when I Captain Crunch
Scarf your crew down, now you too full to eat lunch
Skip the brunch, when you gotta have your Pops
Trix are for kids, and I'm pullin all the stops
When you hear me coming, run cause my crew gon' blast
I'll leave an impression on you...like a milk mustache

[The Door Mouse]

Psht! That was white.

[Robert Crumb]

They call me corn pops
Me, I'm sweet with your woman
And you just a soggy waffle
Your rhymes are mad weak and
They call you count cockula
You suckin' mad D every time that I talk to ya

[ATM]

Last 2 lines are gold.

[Jacaranda]

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest female of them all?
It was Frosted Flake, she loved to bowl
And although her skin was white she had a lot of soul
Rich female, very debonnaire
Drivin a Rolls with rollers in her hair
We was hangin out, pumpin the stereo
She took me to a club, I think the name was Cheerio's
She walked like she was jumpin a hurdle
I was happy as a kid that just saw Mutant Ninja Turtles
A guy walked over, said, "Your earring's cute"
I said, "I'm wearin a earring, but it ain't no Fruit Loop"
Me and Frosted went to get a drink
But she ordered somethin bugged and I ain't know what to think
She ordered potassium, calcium
Carbohydrate scotch with sodium
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth