Math Jokes!

[Meatplow]

http://www.math.ualberta.ca/~runde/jokes.html

"What is Pi?"
A mathematician: "Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter."
A computer programmer: "Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision."
A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7."
A nutritionist: "Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!"

Brilliant! :p

[simplephotographinthesun]

5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.

*shoots himself*

[samariah]

your joke is messed up, pie may be delicious but itz certainly not healthy duh

[dannnnnnnnny]

No he's saying nutritionists are uneducated and are not needed in todays society. It's a very politically charged joke.

[samariah]

well thats silly look at all the fatties and people dropping over from heart attacks

[dannnnnnnnny]

yeah i think we should tie fires to their feet so they move quicker and lose some weight.
And if they don't move quick they'll probably die or something.

[Meatplow]

how does one tie a fire? :confused:

[dannnnnnnnny]

ropes of fire resistance +3

[funluvinhobo]

what does a constipated mathematician do?


he works it out with a pencil!



ahahahah

[Thunderchild]

All of those jokes suck

[Thunderchild]

When the logician's little son refused again to eat his vegetables for dinner, the father threatened him: "If you don't eat your vegies, you won't get any ice-cream!"
The son, frightened at the prospect of not having his favorite dessert, quickly finished his vegetables.

What happened next?

After dinner, impressed that his son had eaten all his vegetables, the father sent his son to bed without any ice-cream...

Am I the only one that doesn't get this?

[niobium]

why was 6 afraid of 7

because 789

123 eh

[Meatplow]

why was 6 afraid of 7

because 789

123 eh

A saucier variation of a similar theme.

Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...

[Nadinus]

Most of those jokes were lame but I stopped reading quickly

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Thats not even mathematically correct =|

[Thunderchild]

just think. Someon sat around writing those endless pages of crap. I pity them...

[BassVirtuoso]

Here's a Math Joke.

A decent job with a math degree.

[semi]

Thats not even mathematically correct =|
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<ip> quote me
<ip> and say nadine is wrong
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<ip> post in the thread, quote her and say
<ip> chad says you need to go back to school
<ip> idk
<ip> give her a chance to argue back
<ip> before :I

[spitfirejunky]

Am I the only one that doesn't get this?

He didn't specify when he'd give his son icecream.

[Retarded Guitarist]

If you know who Rene Descartes is, you'll understand this one:

Rene Descartes was taking a trip by plane (I forgot where it was to, but it's irrelevant). A flight attendant comes up to him and says, "Would you like anything to drink, Mr. Descartes?" Descartes replies, "I think not," and disappears.

[Jharaski]

Am I the only one that doesn't get this?

If not A then not B does not imply if A then B.

[Rrrrrrr]

A physicist: "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
wtf
An engineer: "Pi is about 22/7."
bull
Am I the only one that doesn't get this?
he didn't say that he would get ice-cream if he did eat his veggies, ie one does not imply the otherThats not even mathematically correct =|
wtf?

[Kage]

Most of those jokes were lame but I stopped reading quickly



Thats not even mathematically correct =|

What's not mathematically correct about that?

[beso negro]

tan(x) = sin(x)/cos(x)

itt beso practices for his calc 2 exam on wednesday

[Kage]

If that's not second nature and you're in calc 2 then :-X

[Rrrrrrr]

tan(x) = sin(x)/cos(x)

itt beso practices for his calc 2 exam on wednesday
if that's practice i hope you give good head