The Reaping

[Schyma]

I just got back from watching it and as soon as it ended I was left wondering why I didn't just walk out and see something other than this ****ing fiasco of movie. If you're thinking of watching it, do yourself a favor and spend your 12$ on something actually worth the while like drugs or even a cheap hooker. That the worst plot I've seen since I first saw the atrocity known as Battlefield Earth. :vomitsmiley:

[MattSharpIsCool]

Damn, I thought this looked half decent.

I never get excited for these "horror" movies, but there have been a couple lately that I thought looked ok. The Descent being the first, and this being the second. The Descent sucked balls, but I was holding out hope for this one.

You're the 5th or 6th person I've heard say it was horrible, and not one person has said it was good.

[FakePlasticTrees]

Never heard of it.

[chronowop]

Agreed, OP.

It started out okay, and slowly drifted into a bigger and bigger shitfest. The movie basically goes like this:

White bitch with nice tits doesn't believe in God, because her daughter got owned by a black man. Then a bunch of signs from God in some hicktown make her change her mind, and she turns into a Christian, and all these Pagans get blown up with fire flying out of the sky. Then she's pregnant.

The end.

[Iscariot]

the critics love it so it's inevitably a bad movie

[McFlurry]

jesus is in it so it's inevitably a bad movie

[pikester]

the critics love it so it's inevitably a bad movie

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/reaping/

[Otherside]

yeah i was about to do that tbh

[Tyrant21]

i like how someone will read one review that says a movie is good and then say it got good reviews, as if all critics feel the same about every movie

[Jude]

My first tipoff that it would suck was that the ad said the seventh plague was "storms of fire" or something that it definitely wasn't.

I didn't see it, obviously.

[Weezer]

Did you at least see Hilary Swank's legs? She does have some great legs after all.

Movies are only $7.50 here, btw.

[Cesar21]

I wantto watch it. BTW where the hell are u from? 12$ is a crime, I pay 5$

[Iscariot]

hey guys i was talking about real critics you know the ones that get mentioned on tv like major newspaper affiliates and critics that are paid by the mpaa and according to them the movie was good so that's how i knew it blows i don't really care about internet critics because everyone on the internet is a critic and everyone's opinion blows anyway so i just listen to the most publicized opinions and go off that

[DanD]

its a given that when a movie gets a ton of hype and in the trailor alone it features nine or ten of those scary moments that make you jump, then its not worth your time to watch

[Iscariot]

truth

[AA-12]

It looks really good. I'll get the DVD once it's out.

[kyle_yordy]

Thanks for the heads up. I thought it looked horrible, then my friends thought it looked good and wanted me to go see it with them. Now I definately wont.

[metallicaman8]

What's this movie about again?

[Cesar21]

Its about the plagues the Moses brought upon Egypt to free the Hebrew people, but its now happening to some people in our time because of a certan reason that idk.

[metallicaman8]

Oh right. Yeah, that looked pretty shitty.

[Kage]

It looks really good. I'll get the DVD once it's out.

You're an idiot sometimes.

:-*

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

spoilers

The whole town is a bunch of devil worshippers and this little girl is supposedly the angel god sent down from heaven to smite them all (the plagues) and hillary swank gets knocked up and is preggers with the devil.

stupid movie