Impractical Jokes

[Hababi]

There's this guy, Phil.. and he always takes my parking space at work. So, last Friday, I sneaked down early, and hid behind Phil's car...I jumped out and pranked him! To death with a tire iron!

Your turn

[sexymuffin]

i pranked ur mom


just kidding man you know we're bros

[angry armadillo]

i pranked ur mom and she had the cheek to ask for 5 dollars what a bish

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

My dog took a deuce in the family room, so I sodomized it

[metalicajaymz]

I scraped the cream filling out of an Oreo and replaced it with caulk and semen

you should have seen his face

[Retarded Guitarist]

If someone ever parked in my spot at school, I would piss on their door handle.

[CarnageFairy]

If someone ever parked in my spot at school, I would piss on their door handle.

I thought you guys had to ride the short busses.

[Eliminator]

i porked ur mom and she had the cheek to ask for 5 dollars what a bish

[Retarded Guitarist]

I thought you guys had to ride the short busses.I see what you did there.

[madeyadams]

I scraped the cream filling out of an Oreo and replaced it with caulk and semen

you should have seen his face

ahahahah :lol:

[Retarded Guitarist]

I scraped the cream filling out of an Oreo and replaced it with caulk and semen

you should have seen his faceThat's what you gotta do if a bully steals your lunch every day. Put a "mystery ingredient" in it.

[asdf]

One time I set up an elaborate system of gears and pulleys that in the end sprayed some guy in the face with a fake flower.

Oh what a riot.

[knowndebaser1]

i replaced this girls bottle of lotion with mayo.

[Ando!]

That's what you gotta do if a bully steals your lunch every day. Put a "mystery ingredient" in it.

lol you get bullied

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

One time I set up an elaborate system of gears and pulleys that in the end sprayed some guy in the face with a fake flower.

Oh what a riot.elaborate system of gears and pulleys are so awesome

[Eliminator]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharking

[IWakeUpDrunk]

lol i've seen videos of sharking

[YDload]

i was mad at this guy for always cutting in front of me in the cafeteria so i killed his dog and cried about it

[YDload]

god cursed me with bad genes so to get back at him i outlawed the lord's prayer in public schools and further weakened the moral values of America.

that'll learn 'im

[telemore]

yea take that jesus

[whatsgrimace]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharking

lol intimate parts

[Mother]

The least common is the act of bukkake-sharking. This is where the man masturbates, usually behind a newspaper or something equally concealing. Then, at the last moment, he exposes himself to the sharkee and ejaculates on her. This leaves the victim to deal with semen on their hair and face. This is the least common, and generally more dangerous method of sharking due to the amount of preparation necessary.


oshi lolz]

[pitchfork]

the time we tried to glue a solid wood table to an artexed patterned celing with casein, that really, really, didn't work.
The artex just came down :(

[Tha End]

this guy told me that my dog was cute so i cut off his arms and legs