Name a band..

[penelope weird hands]

That has worse lyrics than Silverchair.

*crickets*

...????

/close

Or..?
I apologise in advance, but I am curious.

EDIT: woah, wait.

Tomorrow lyrics:
It's twelve o'clock, and it's a wonderful day.
I know you hate me, but I'll ask anyway.
Won't you come with me, to a place in a little town.
The only way to get there's to go straight down.
There's no bathroom, and there is no sink.
The water out of the tap is very, hard to drink,
Very hard to drink.

You, wait 'til tomorrow
You, wait 'til tomorrow

You say that money, isn't everything,
But I'd like to see you live without it.
You think you can keep on going living like a king.
Oohh babe, but I strongly doubt it.

Very hard to drink.

You gonna wait 'til, fat boy,
Fat boy, wait until tomorrow

I like how he calls a fat boy babe.

[Hardhat]

I'm not familiar with Silverchair, but Into Eternity has some pretty shitty lyrics.

[ATM]

Limp Bizkit

[penelope weird hands]

nub thredsz 101.

:(

ABORT.
drunk
ABORT.

[One_Love]

Mortification

[bluefire]

You just happened to pick the worst example of Silverchair lysics, he wrote that when he was like 16 or something, give him a break. Listen to anna's song or israel's son for some good lyrics.

[Cocaine]

Sarcofago

"Seven night before
of scared birthday
the lord make himself
present at virgin's home

Demons suck you pussy
and **** 'til the delight
she isn't more virgin
because was ****ed by Satan

He put the virgin of for
****ing your asshole
the orgy haven't stop
ejaculating on her mouth

She suck... a hammer of Satan
and reach the first orgasm
he breack laws of God
and prophane the mother of Gods"

[Jom]

Trapt have some atrocious lyrics.

[Eliminator]

my nuts

[Apocalypticon]

dragonforce. their lyrics aren't about anything.

[Tyrant21]

Sarcofago

"Seven night before
of scared birthday
the lord make himself
present at virgin's home

Demons suck you pussy
and **** 'til the delight
she isn't more virgin
because was ****ed by Satan

He put the virgin of for
****ing your asshole
the orgy haven't stop
ejaculating on her mouth

She suck... a hammer of Satan
and reach the first orgasm
he breack laws of God
and prophane the mother of Gods"


thats hilarious, a lot of death metal bands have some ridiculous lyrics, i think some might be intentionally funny, like cannibal corpse. How can you name a song, i Cum Blood?

[Det_Nosnip]

Aren't Dragonforce songs about dragons? :confused:

Anyways, there was this generic rock band that would play ALL the freaking time on the radio when I worked at the bookstore...it drove me nuts. The song was a lame ballad called "hate me," or something...the highlight of the song was this gem of a line:

"Like a baby boy, I never was a MAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan..."

:lol:

[Apocalypticon]

no. they are just every PM lyrical cliche crammed into one song, then used for every song they've ever written.

[VomitStainedCretin]

Sarcofago

"Seven night before
of scared birthday
the lord make himself
present at virgin's home

Demons suck you pussy
and **** 'til the delight
she isn't more virgin
because was ****ed by Satan

He put the virgin of for
****ing your asshole
the orgy haven't stop
ejaculating on her mouth

She suck... a hammer of Satan
and reach the first orgasm
he breack laws of God
and prophane the mother of Gods"

They don't seem to have a particularly good grasp of the English language in general. Arent they Italian or something?

Anyways, there was this generic rock band that would play ALL the freaking time on the radio when I worked at the bookstore...it drove me nuts. The song was a lame ballad called "hate me," or something...the highlight of the song was this gem of a line:

"Like a baby boy, I never was a MAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan..."
That's Blue October if I recall and yes, that song sucks to the power of a trillion.

[Meatplow]

I've always mostly hated silverchair whilst my friends love them. Ironically Tommorow is one of my favourite songs by them.

for worse lyrics hmm i don't know, Skater Boi is pretty cack.

[Mother]

random post for random thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLQRv0RjBBM

[Hate Crew Deathroll]

What about Anal Cunt?

[superpeer]

A bunch of metal.

[Txus]

Most Power and Death Metal.

[Jacaranda]

Rhcp

[Riva]

I'm going to flirt with flaming and say Agalloch - You Were But A Ghost In My Arms


Like snowfall, you cry a silent storm
Your tears paint rivers on this oaken wall. . .
Amber nectar, misery ichor
. . .cascading in streams of hallowed form
For each stain, a forsaken shadow

You are the lugubrious spirit
Etched in the oak of wonder
You are the sullen voice and silent storm

Each night I lay
Awakened by her shivering silent voice
From the shapes in the corridor walls.
It pierces the solitude like that of a distant scream
In the pitch-black forest of my delusion. . .

With each passing day, a deeper grave. . .

"Why did you leave me to die?"
"Why did you abandon me?"
"Why did you walk away and leave me bitterly yearning?"

Her haunting, contorted despair was etched into the wood's grain
Though fire rages within me, no fire burns fiercer than her desire
The shape whispers my name. . .

I damn this oak!
I damn her sorrow!
I damn these oaken corridors
That bear the ghosts of those I've thrown away!

Though tempted I am to caress her texture divine
And taste her pain sweet, sweet like brandy wine;
I must burn these halls, these corridors
And silence her shrill, tormenting voice
. . .forever. . .

Like snowfall, you cried a silent storm
No tears stain this dust in my hands
But from this ashen gray, her voice still
Whispers my name. . .

You were the lugubrious spirit
Who haunted the oak of wonder
You were the geist that warned this frozen silent storm
You were but a ghost in my arms

[Txus]

What the **** is bad about it?

[Riva]

He slowly wrote lots of metaphors like the sun paints a portait of red and pink in the clouds at dusk. He interspersed this with similies like a road is interspersed with lines. His ambiguity may or may not stop the listener or listeners from understanding or knowing or inferring what the hell he or she is or may be (or may not be) saying or expressing.

[Txus]

Oh....you know what you're talking about, don't you?

Meh, I don't care :mad:

Best lyrics ever for me :D

[superpeer]

He slowly wrote lots of metaphors like the sun paints a portait of red and pink in the clouds at dusk. He interspersed this with similies like a road is interspersed with lines. His ambiguity may or may not stop the listener or listeners from understanding or knowing or inferring what the hell he or she is or may be (or may not be) saying or expressing.

Oh....you know what you're talking about, don't you?

Haha, no, he really doesn't. :p

[Riva]

I do, I think it's mediocre poetry, and bad lyrics.

Hey, some of their songs have great lyrics. I just think that's an example of a bad one.



From morning to night I stayed out of sight
Didn't recognise I'd become
No more than alive I'd barely survive
In a word...overrun

Won't hear a sound
From my mouth
I've spent too long
On the inside out
My skin is cold
To the human touch
This bleeding heart's
Not beating much

I murmured a vow of silence and now
I don't even hear when I think aloud
Extinguished by light I turn on the night
Wear its darkness with an empty smile

I'm creeping back to life
my nervous system all awry
I'm wearing the inside out

Look at him now
He's paler somehow
But he's coming round
he's starting to choke
It's been so long since he spoke
Well he can have the words right from my mouth

And with these words I can see
Clear trough the clouds that covered me
Just give it time then speak my name
Now we can hear ourselves again

I'm holding out
For the day
When all the clouds
Have blown away
I'm with you now
Can speak your name
Now we can hear
Ourselves again

[superpeer]

Maybe so, but that explanation made no sense. =)

And why just mediocre poetry, yet bad lyrics?

[Riva]

Because lyrics are only an aspect of a song. It's a different medium of art.

Just like a painting individually can be terrible, but placed into an installation it can be brilliant.

[superpeer]

True, but in a text based thread, it would make more sense to me to treat it as poetry.

[Riva]

I thought the idea was that we're posting bad lyrics though. I mean, you can't tell me that more than half the metal bands in the world treat their lyrics as poetry.

[superpeer]

Well, no, because half of those don't even come close to poetry.

Okay, someone post some Dragonforce.

[Riva]

That's what I mean. Lyrics are different to poetry.

[superpeer]

Yeah, because some lyrics are so bad that they are just words and not poetry, but good lyrics are good poetry.

Oh and I just thought of another one: Soulfly. Awful lyrics, awful.

[Riva]

WE HAVE A WEINER

Wrapped tight around me
Like a second flesh hot skin tingling my body
As the ecstasy begins
Your wild vibrations
Got me shooting from the hip
Crazed and insatiable let rip
Eat me alive
Sounds like on animal panting to the bear
Groan in the pleasure zone gasping from the heat
Gut-wrenching frenzy that deranges every joint
I'm gonna force you at gun point
To eat me alive
Bound to deliver as you give and I collect
Squealing in passion as the rod steel injects
Lunge to the maximum
Spread-eagled to the wall
You're well equipped to take it all
So eat me alive

[superpeer]

Soulfly - Boom

Every time I think about how you act
You got no life, you got no respect
Yeah every time I think about how you act
You got nothing, nothing left...

Leeches and hypocrites
They even steal the air we breathe
Pretending and faking it
To be something they cannot be...

You come around when you know you need something
Stick around and try to get anything
But I know who's really down with me
Back tha **** up you bumbklaatt enemy...

Boom
Watchugot?
Watchuwatchugot?
Watchugot?
Boom

Happiness is to give back
Love one another, have respect
Give more to receive less
Give life, soul and fire

Using people like they are tools
Treating them like they're just fools
Always quiet but I know what you do
God knows and you will too...

**** you, you ****in' disgrace
And then you act like everything's the same
I don't dig it, I don't play mind games
Don't **** with me and my friends

Give more to receive more
Give life, soul and fire

[Txus]

I don't dig it, I don't play mind games
Don't **** with me and my friends
:lol:

Those suck hard.

[Verikansa]

I'm not familiar with Silverchair, but Into Eternity has some pretty shitty lyrics.

yeah there not too great but some of the slower songs have decent enough lyrics, like there acoustics.

I really could give two shits about the lyrics though.

[Meatplow]

skater boi rocking on MTV

[Lunch]

This is why I'm Hot has the worst lyrics of anything ever.

[Eliminator]

Truckin got my chips cashed in. keep truckin, like the do-dah man
Together, more or less in line, just keep truckin on.

[Lunch]

haha yea the Dead have some pretty crappy lyrics sometimes.

Then they have amazing lyrics though.

[static]

Hoobastank.


You seem to find the dark when everything is bright
you look for all thats wrong instead of all thats right
does it feel good to you to rain on my parade
you never say a word unless its to complain
its driving me insane

if i were you
holding the world right in my hands
the first thing i'd do
is thank the stars for all that i have
if i were you

look what surrounds you now
more than you ever dreamed
have you forgotten just how hard it used to be
so whats it going to take
for you to realize
it all could go away in one blink of an eye
it happens all the time

if i were you
holding the world right in my hands
the first thing I'd do
is thank the stars above
tell the world i love that i do
if i were you

so whats it going to take
for you to realize
it all could go away in one blink of an eye
it happens all the time

if i were you
holding the world right in my hands
the first thing I'd do
is thank the stars above
for the world i love
take a breath and enjoy the view
live the life that I've wanted to
if i were you

[Cocaine]

Slayer

Even though some things are better left unsaid
There's a few things I need to get off my chest
I need to vent - let me tell you why

I'm suicidal, maniacal, self-destructive
You leave me no hope, no life
Nothing worth living for
I've taken it, can't take it anymore
My worst nightmare
You make me want to slit my own ****ing throat
Just so I'll be rid of you
Just to get rid of you

You self-righteous ****
Give me a reason not to rip your ****ing face off
Why don't you take a good look in these eyes
Cause I'm the one that's gonna tear your ****ing heart
out
My hate is contagious; you've got no one to run to
EXILE

Just tell me ****ing why everything becomes an issue
Your opinion is always senseless - **** this
You make my ****ing skin crawl
I've lived with it - can't stand anymore
My worst nightmare
I want to take a bullet in the ****ing head
Every time I think of you, every time I think of you

You self-righteous ****
Give me a reason not to rip your ****ing face off
Why don't you take a good look in these eyes
Cause I'm the one that's gonna tear your ****ing heart
out
My hate is contagious
Anyone else need to vent?
You've tried my tolerance; I just want you to die

There's nothing more for me to say
There's nothing more for you to say
There's nothing more for us to say
I ****ing hate you anyway
EXILE

Can't count the ways that you light my ****in fuse
I can't tolerate the sight of you, the thought of you or
anything about you
You know what I want to see?
How many ways can a loser ****ing lose
I know you'll find a way
The humility awakening the idiot inside
You spineless ****ing maggot - you're just wasting my
time
Get out of my face - Get out of my life
Out of my ****ing way - Just die

[TojesDolan]

(start with wicked insane metalcore-esque riff with a little crossover thrash thrown in)
Here I am (trail off)
(brutal screaming)
Wishing for the last day
End of it all
Pain taken away
Gotta find a better way!

(clean chorus)
Gun in my hand
Knife in my heart
Nobody stop me
It's for the best!

(resume screaming and mindless downtuned guitar riffs)
End of days
Armageddon's here
At least mine is
and I'm so alone
But I don't care (<--- shout rather than scream)
(trail off a bit then start in with a slow but dirty bassline, bassline picks up and drums start a simple beat where twice main drums are tapped and once the cymbals are tapped followed by a repition of the same process but slightly faster then repeat the process a few time)
(begin some more brutal guitar work followed by an insane death growl [like when Serj Tankian does it])

(do this next verse with [g] indicating a line to be done in death growl and [s] indicating a black metal shreik. Lines with > at end or < indicate lines to be sung together with death growl and black metal shreik at same time.)

[g]You're all so pathetic
[g]Why would I wanna be a part of this
[s]SOCIETY!
[s]****ing bastards!
[s]let your souls be raped
[g]endless days of torment
[g]endless nights of misery>
([s]You're all so pathetic>)
[g]Why do you think I'm leaving you<
([s]****ing bastards<)

(closer [sung clean])
Tonight I'm leaving you
End of the line for me... (psuedo-riff begins as if to pick up the song again but guitars explode with load open string chords and drums hit cymbals loud and song ends)

Brutal, is it not?

and maybe just a little bit uh like... i don't know. MCR

[Angmar]

33 Something off the Bathory album Octagon.

"Chained to the log. Handcuffed and drugged.
Still pain is all you feel.
A piece of meat that hardly breathes.
Still much a human being.
Forcing his way into your ***.
John Wayne Gacy is near.
Flesh will rip and bloody will flow.
This death comes in your rear.

One of 33 something.
All who were raped and bled.
The last thing you will ever hear
before your ****ing dead is...

Drink my cum. Take my rum.
Blooded hole. Twisted soul.
Eat my ****. Suck my dick.
Writhe in pain and die insane.

With every breath inhale the stench
of lubrication **** and sweat.
The smell of love the smell of human
blood and excrement.
Once you've played with Mr. Gacy,
there's no way out. No release.
In the attic is all hell, then in the
basement you'll find peace."

[Eliminator]

those lyrics rule

faggot.

[Angmar]

those lyrics rule

faggot.

Proof that they really do suck.

[Eliminator]

you must be a mallcore poseer faggot cunt if you don't like those lyrics, mother****er

DRINK MY CUM