Make songs wussy enough for Moby to cover!

[YDload]

okay Moby has been known to cover Mission of Burma's "That's When I Reach for My Revolver" except he says "That's when I know that it is over" instead because he doesn't want to promote gun violence.

...

Okay maybe wikipedia is lying to me but either way that's just funny enough for me to want to make this thread. what you have to do is dilute possibly violent and/or offensive songs (or just their titles) so Moby can cover them safely :)

for example, "Happiness Is A Warm Bun" by The Beatles. who doesn't like a freshly-baked bun from the oven?? much nicer imo :~D

do this

[niobium]

trail of dead - another morning boner
beck - heck yes
bubba sparxxx - pretty
wu-tang clan - fame on a digger

[pulseczar]

Pavement - Loretta's Cars
The Velvet Underground - Heroine
2pac - Whonda Why They Scratch My Itch
Ghostface Killah - Kilo (of Parsley)
Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Live Happy Lives

[metalicajaymz]

YD it's not actually true, but I'll play anyway!

N.W.A. - Cooperate With the Police, Or Better Yet, Try To Avoid Having Anything to Do With Them If Possible

Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til the Serving Size

[Zmev]

Napalm Death - Fun

[Robert Crumb]

Minutemen - Little Man Without a Gun In His Hand That's For Sure I'm Bald

[pixiesfanyo]

The Replacements - (No) More Cigarettes

[metalicajaymz]

Slint - For Dinner... Soy

[Apocalyptic Raids]

Carcass - Reek of Perfection

[Kyle]

Mudhoney - Touch me I'm Happy
Mudhoney - Love the Police
DFA1979 - Glitter on our Hands

[Sound Boy]

okay Moby has been known to cover Mission of Burma's "That's When I Reach for My Revolver" except he says "That's when I know that it is over" instead because he doesn't want to promote gun violence.



i've heard worse
"thats when i reach for my Rottweiler"

that doesnt even make sense

[YDload]

N.W.A.- Hug the Police

[Otherside]

Minus the Bear - Kool-Aid party at the fly honey warehouse
Jaga Jazzist - I could have befriended him in the sauna
Glassjaw - Must've Loved All Day
Husker Du - Perfect Home, Perfect Heart

[Eliminator]

Your Face is a Grape Scene

[italic zero]

Frank Zappa - My Guitar Wants to Fill Your Mama

[metalicajaymz]

Glassjaw - Must've Loved All Day
I think Moby could handle "run".

[Eliminator]

Liz Phair - Fudge and Run

this may imply homosexuality though.

[pixiesfanyo]

pg.99 - Your Face Looks Like A Harold & Maude Scene

[sgrevs]

A Tribe Called Quest - Hot Necks

[beso negro]

Sublime - Date Escape
Sublime - Compress Me Down
Cryptopsy - Waves of Fathers
Cryptopsy - Bread and Dipping

[Boilermaker]

Angry Samoans - My Old Man is a Really Great Person who Raised Me to His Best Ability

Bad Brains - Pay to Have Fun

[YDload]

Husker Du - 59 Times Le Pain (bread yay :))

[iarescientists]

Neutral Milk Hotel - Two-Headed Boy; or How the Mishandling of Nuclear Waste is Ruining the Lives of Our Youth

[Boilermaker]

Stooges - Your Pretty Face is Going to Disney World :)

[Eliminator]

Mommy, Can I Go Out and Play Tonight?

[EightMilesHigh]

Happiness In The U.K.

[YDload]

Wave of New Elation

[superpeer]

You friggin' live!

[Eliminator]

i heard that she's into reading books

this is a song about healthy living and its called vegan's theme!

[superpeer]

there were rumours :X

[Boilermaker]

That he liked fairies...

[bleep_bloop]

Atmosphere - I dont like you lucy
...aywkubotod - days of being calm and collected
sublime - date problems

[Robert Crumb]

Young Jeezy - Love Her Orifices Gently

[metalicajaymz]

YD honestly this is your worst thread in a long time dude.

[EightMilesHigh]

Neil Young - Cortez The Very Nice Man

[beso negro]

UB40 - Red Red Kool-Aid

[Neoteric]

YD honestly this is your worst thread in a long time dude.I think it's funny.

[Kyle]

But you also think that liking Pokemon from an ironic standpoint is funny, so...

[Neoteric]

=O

.

[Sam]

Wow, someone just got their **** ****ed up.

[YDload]

YD honestly this is your worst thread in a long time dude.

it would be fine if people weren't so bad at it!

[superpeer]

But you also think that liking Pokemon from an ironic standpoint is funny, so...

wait he's being ironic?

[Sound Boy]

Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Gloves

[Kyle]

wait he's being ironic?Indie forum dude, he better be.

[Neoteric]

Nothing wrong with liking Pokemon.

[Hedgedive]

Nothing wrong with liking Pokemon.

123 it was the best Gameboy game EVAR

[Sepstrup]

Song Against Reproductive Relations
The Nurse of Millhaven
Christmas Card From a Looker in Minneapolis

[Thanks]

Minutemen - Little Man Without a Gun In His Hand That's For Sure I'm Bald

This wasn't funny until I saw who posted it.

[YDload]

Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Gloves

There Is Nothing Wrong With Love

[beso negro]

Pixies - Where is my hair?

[superpeer]

Justin Timberlake - normalback

[Sound Boy]

There Is Nothing Wrong With Love

amen:naughty:

[Jacaranda]

i like mobys cover.

Anal Cunt - You've Got Candy

[Doctor D.]

Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Make Like a Tree and Leave

[EightMilesHigh]

The White Angel's Happy Song

[blueyxd]

Pixies - There Goes My Baby
Pixies - Ed Is Recovering

[FA]

YD it's not actually true, but I'll play anyway!

N.W.A. - Cooperate With the Police, Or Better Yet, Try To Avoid Having Anything to Do With Them If Possible

Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til the Serving Size

too over the top...

"Knock it off Cops"

lol...fail.

[pulseczar]

Pixies - Monkey Gone to 7/11

[EightMilesHigh]

In Da Church

[YDload]

Cannibal Corpse- [on second thought let's just put on some Beach Boys, okay?]

[Boilermaker]

Cannibal Corpse- [on second thought let's just put on some Beach Boys, okay?]

:lol: