The Dumb Song Part 1

[Ratmlz]

i'll post part 2 later

Life is a lemon
so eat it
or beat it
like your dick

go to the south
dance with a hick
make a little sandwich
throw it at a stupid bitch
tackle a fat midget
then poke him with a stick

I said this song
yeah this song
this song
it isn't
really(yeah)
making sense


George Bush
Dick Cheney
Colin Powell
the chick with rice


OMG
i just peed
then ****ed ya mom
in a tree


Monkeys poop
People ****
birds crap
if it can fit

I said this song
yeah this song
this song
it isn't
really(yeah)
making sense

umbrellas
stoping rain
bandaids
heeling pain
bagles
in the toaster
roller
****ing coaster

im running out
of things to say
but maybe you can
go away
then come back
i'll say more ****
and we can go and knit

A SWEATER!!!!!(metal growl,slow music)

(solo)


eggs and bacon
woop-de-doo
but
beans and tacos
make me poo-poo

As this song carrys on
you're probaly thinking it's too long
but that's ok because i said
never start a conversation with fred

I said this song
yeah this song
this song
it isn't
really(yeah)
making sense

[Schyma]

Life is a lemon
so eat it
or beat it
like your dickMy opinion of this^

[Surf]

That might be one of the worst things I've read on these boards.

I couldn't tell whether you were trying to be funny or post-modern, but you've failed on both counts. the content tries too hard and is never engaging or interesting. You ignore the basic precedants of writing (which will allow you to write better) and you just run riot with idiotic lyrical content which is neither amusing or interesting.

Not much advice to give. Just read the s&l guide. And god help us if part 2 is anything like part 1.

[slit_21]

It was mildly entertaining until i realized what i was reading.

Ty!

[liz123]

Have you read it through, it doesn't really sound like you even want to write lyrics seems like you just want to rhyme a few words together, along with trying to make it sound as disturbing as possible and voila.

[Ratmlz]

exactly liz123,i was just throwing words together,its kinda of supposed to be just a silly thing i wrote,and its supposed to be mocking a known song writer by the name of Kurt Cobain

[DeadReligion]

This sounds like Nine Pound Hammer. Only without the "good."

[TojesDolan]

That might be one of the worst things I've read on these boards.

even the metalcoregrindthrash song was good

[Violent_Bill]

exactly liz123,i was just throwing words together,its kinda of supposed to be just a silly thing i wrote,and its supposed to be mocking a known song writer by the name of Kurt Cobain

Well damn, its all clear now, it's not just the worst song ever...it's a delicious parody! You so wacky.