South Park

[Let's Chop Cats!]

Forgot to make this thread last week with the episode Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow. A quick review on that episode, it was hilarious.

This new episode is good, but there hasn't been enough comical parts in my opinion anyway. Still a solid episode and creative.

[IbanezSamurai]

I think that Parker and Stone ran out of all the good ideas back in 1999.

[griftadan]

i thought it was funny. i like their topical commentary

[Triangle]

That reminds me to dl it. I love the new South Parks.

[Phill]

OH MY GOD ITS GLOBAL WARMING

lolz that was a good episode, the continuation of the new season is good, arent they only contracted to do 10 seasons though ???

[Joe Average]

Thanks for the info, I forgot to check if new episodes were out.

I have to say that I don't like the new season as much as the ones before, these newer episodes seem to rely too much on schock and disgust than the usual humor.

That episode about plastic surgery was pretty damn disturbing.

[IAJP]

We were warned....and...still...we didn't listen...we DIDN'T LISTEN.

[BigTrav415]

"I understand your concern, cliche dissenting Republican" :lol:

Last night's episode was just wrong. It was funny, but I felt like it went a little too far with the "suicide" and stuff. And what was that crap those girls were doing, Light As A Feather Stiff As A Board or whatever? That was messed up. It was funny the way they used irony so well, how the boys were so smart they could build this crazy infra-lation thing and discuss how it opened temporal time-paradoxes and stuff, but that they thought that folding thing was an actual future-teller :lol: my sisters used to use those things.

"Hey, are we lezzing out?" :lol:

[Joe Average]

Haha the ending of the dam episode was pretty funny.
"we now know what caused the breaking of the damn.
It was........Crab People"

*CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE, TASTE LIKE..."

[IAJP]

God I'm hot.


Yeah, me too..

Wait! Feeling hot is one of the last symptoms of Hyperthermia!

Yeah...maybe we should strip down and huddle our bodies next to each other.


...



...



...



Don't be a fag.

[Gore Obsessed]

Any torrents for this seasons episodes?

[Phalanx]

I've downloaded all the episodes off Bearshare, that one was funny thanks Reiner

[Joe Average]

In case you're looking for torrents do a search on google for mr twig and you'll see a site that has almost all episodes.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

I love when the pig explodes and then the doctor goes up to it and says "I'm sorry, he didn't make it"

[Pop music sucks]

I thought the part where Butters' Dad digs the pig out and said, "....You smell like bacon." was funnier.

[Brewer14]

I LOL'd a lot at the one making fun of Katrina.

[Rayne264]

the new ones air nov2 here in canada. the last couple of seasons werent as great as the older ones, but once in awhile they'll make a good new one.

[Lionheart1827]

I thought the PSP one months ago was really funny.:thumb:

[Gore Obsessed]

Yeah, thats why I need torrents Rayne, the comedy network is gay. Can anybody link me to specific sites for torrants?

[rip-metal_rules]

Ok, let's talk South Park. I'll get it started. Butters is cool.

Oh, and if there is already a South Park thread, let me know? I don't want to look like a jackass. I just don't feel like looking for it.

[The Milky Way]

So one time I watched South Park.

Yeah.

[FockerTheLopper]

You already made yourself look like a jackass for saying that! Southpark, I like chef, but I like all fat black men, Bernard Purdie, Dennis Chambers, I can keep naming them

[DemonicRubberDucky]

Kenny is quite funny.

[rip-metal_rules]

Hey, anyone watch the new episode the other night?

Dude,(cough) it's totally working.(cough) They totally thinks Butters is a girl.(hack)

[moaner]

South park is crude, immature and generally bad. Considering the movie was rated 15, i can't work out how they didn't go bancrupt.

[stymie]

I used to watch it, but I don't have cable anymore.
My favorite episode is probably the one where they make fun of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, but that's because that's the only funny episode I can think of right now and it's the first one I've ever seen.

[Gore Obsessed]

Butters is freaking cute.

"Lou Lou Lou"

[nkl420]

i love the one where they get ninja wepons:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rayne264]

cartman makes that ninja episode great.


i like officer barbrady, hes really good.. he should be in the shows more often, same with mr.garrison.

[upthebracket]

Butters rocks. I loved the episode where he was tap dancing and killing lots of folk. The Brown Noise episode's probably my favourite though.

[Bazarov]

South park is crude, immature and generally bad. Considering the movie was rated 15, i can't work out how they didn't go bancrupt.

What are the ways movies are rated in the UK? I take it, they're rated with numbers.

[Der Meister]

What are the ways movies are rated in the UK? I take it, they're rated with numbers.

U - Anyone and everyone can watch it

PG - Parental Guidance, very young children might not be allowed to watch it unless accompanied by an adult

12a - You must be 12 years or older or accompanied by an adult

15 - You must be over 15 years of age

18 - You must be of 18 years of age

[shane italian]

I miss the old episodes that were completely nonsensical. Now they have to be related to politics and current events...which is cool...but not really what I want to watch all the time.

[Bazarov]

U - Anyone and everyone can watch it

PG - Parental Guidance, very young children might not be allowed to watch it unless accompanied by an adult

12a - You must be 12 years or older or accompanied by an adult

15 - You must be over 15 years of age

18 - You must be of 18 years of age

Not that much different than how America rates.

G-Everyone
PG
PG-13
then R which need need to be 18 or have an 18+ person with you.

South Park movie was rated R in America. Pffffft.

[Klown]

I haven't watched South Park in ages.

The movie made me laugh so much it hurt. :(

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

Not that much different than how America rates.

G-Everyone
PG
PG-13
then R which need need to be 17 or have a parent or guardian with you
NC-17: Nobody under 17 admitted, period

South Park movie was rated R in America. Pffffft.

Fix'd and expanded upon


South Park has really gone down hill. It used to be a lot better before they just talked about things in the news

[Gnarmageddon]

I have season 2 on DVD. :cool:

[Samuel]

Fix'd and expanded upon

NC-17 is usually hard stuff, right?

[blue3]

I like Southpark. Kenny and Cartman are awesome.

[TheClap]

I have season 2 on DVD. :cool:




That's the best season, i like the episode where chef sues the record company for stealing his song, then gets sued buy the record sompany and they used Johnny Cockrin as there lawer and he uses the Chewbacca defense. To bad the new episodes suck so far.

[Bazarov]

Fix'd and expanded upon


South Park has really gone down hill. It used to be a lot better before they just talked about things in the news

Woah, then the ticketholder people where I go to the movies are either idiots or assholes. Because I swear one time me and my brother went to see a rated R movie and they wouldn't let me go or him go in because he was 17 years old and the man said he had to be 18. Oh well. I sneak into my rated R movies nowadays.

[The Buttloaves]

the only episode I've seen is the one with all the hippies and they play Slayer

[unComfortablyNumb]

Ok, let's talk South Park. I'll get it started. Butters is cool.

Oh, and if there is already a South Park thread, let me know? I don't want to look like a jackass. I just don't feel like looking for it.
I know REINER recently made a thread about the new season of South Park, but I guess this is different because its just about South Park in general.

My favorite episode has to be the one where they parody The Lord of the Rings. Where Stan's parents accidentally put a pr0n (Back Door Sluts 9) in the Lord of the Rings box. I love the part where Token sees part of it then the parents try to explain to him what it was.

Parent:"Sometimes when a man and a woman love each other, the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina."
Token:"And when the woman has two penises inside her, is that love too? Two midgets and a goat, is that love?"
Parent:"What kind of pr0n was this?"
Other parent:"I'm afraid it was 'Back Door Sluts 9'."
Parent:"'Back Door Sluts 9!' Why that's the most hardcore pr0n ever made!"
-or something to that effect

[Iron_Weed]

For me the 6th season was the best. They incorporated social commentary into it, but not at the expense of humour.

[Benzum]

South park is crude, immature and generally bad. Considering the movie was rated 15, i can't work out how they didn't go bancrupt.

What are you on about?! The series is one of the greatest things ever....IMO :)

I'm going to watch some in a minute

[Esp Griffyn]

South park is crude, immature and generally bad. Considering the movie was rated 15, i can't work out how they didn't go bancrupt.

Thanks for pointing out that its Crude and immature. However, you seem to be forgetting that Crude and Immature can be fun sometimes.

I love South park, I watch it every weeknight on Paramount Comedy. However, its eclipsed by Trailer park boys that comes immediatly afterwards.

[Joe Average]

I've got just about every episode ever on my pc, save for one or two that are still downloading.

I think it's the funniest animated show , along with the better episodes of the simpsons.

[red barchetta]

i'm not a fan of the series, but i have to admit the Great wall of China episode was pretty funny...

[The Buttloaves]

oh yeah, that's the other episode I've seen :lol:
"Yoo god damn mongowians! Why yoo aways weck my shitty wall!!!"

[Ugoff]

I love south park. I remember watching it for the first time and getting hooked. My first episode that I watched was the NAMBLA episode :lol:

[nobodyblossomsforever]

This is the umpteenth time I've seen a Southpark thread. There should just be an official thread made with all the topics merged.

[Joe Average]

Agreed.

[Rayne264]

i just saw the new episode, it was pretty funny. mrs.garrison is pretty funny, but the best part was kyles day becoming a dolphin. he just looked so funny from the front view.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

FAG DRAG!

Instead of being married, you could be 'butt-budies'.

[Bazarov]

I didn't find the most recent episode that funny. Except for the "Fag Drag" and the part where the assassin snipers the egg.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

It's been a solid episode so far.


Could have had more funny parts, still good.

[Sebek]

Sadly I only catch it on when I happen to run across it. I'm pretty bad at remembering when something is on, even something as awesome as South Park.

[Apocalyptic Raids]

:(

Australia still hasn't got the 9th season yet :(

[Bazarov]

:(

Australia still hasn't got the 9th season yet :(

That sucks. Today the fourth episode is already going to be aired here.

[rockdude4ever]

Did everyone just see the newest South Park episode about Scientology? It was great... especially the ending.

[Klown]

Ah, I haven't watched South Park in ages.

I might download some of the new episodes.

What was the name of that episode?

[Let's Chop Cats!]

I just want you to know Stan, I still hate Kyle more than you.

It was an awesome episode. What's sad is that when they said 'Scientologist really believe this' they're right and they actually do.

[Rayne264]

the newest one i saw was last friday when the hippies came to south park. maybe the scientology one will be this friday?

[Illmatic]

And I was askin', why won't Tom Cruise and John Travolta come out of the closet?
And then I calmed myself down
Then I pulled out my gun, and I said, "If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out of the closet, I'm-a cap this bitch!"

[Let's Chop Cats!]

....the hippie episode is like a year old.

New South Park episodes are on Wensdays at 10pm.

[Rayne264]

well on the comedy network they said it was a new episode.

every friday at 9:30 - new south park.

[Sebek]

Crap, I missed it.


Damn showers.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

Crazy Canadians.

[thedeadwalk!]

They beat the "in the closest" joke to death, but I enjoyed R. Kelly in that just because his song is so ridiculous.

It was also funny when they flashed "this is what scientologists actually believe."

[Let's Chop Cats!]

Two I'm gonna cap this bitch.

He was one of the best parts.

[Bazarov]

I still got 40 minutes before it aires.

Edit- I thought that it was actually rather lame. :-/ What was up with the credits all saying Jane Smith or John Smith?

[My_sweet_Shadow]

i agree with most the new episodes suck

Fav episode is the Russell Crowe one fking classic

[Huber]

I like most of the new ones.

The Scott Tienemin(sp?) is hands down my favorite.

[Bazarov]

has anyone else noticed the "evolution" of Cartman's voice? I don't really like his new voice. I prefer his old fat voice.

[griftadan]

am i the only who thinks the new episodes are funnier?

[Bazarov]

am i the only who thinks the new episodes are funnier?
This season has been kind of funny. But I don't know I like the older random episodes. The new episodes are now trying to relate all these current events.. and aren't that funny.

[Aussie_rocker]

Cripple Fight episode is the ****ing best!

[Benzum]

I watch Sound Park on a daily basis :cool:

[thedeadwalk!]

They're apparently vital people in the production of the show.

[Kif]

I still got 40 minutes before it aires.

Edit- I thought that it was actually rather lame. :-/ What was up with the credits all saying Jane Smith or John Smith?
Apparently even Trey and Matt get scared of some of the jokes they do, and since Tom Cruise is pretty big, and Issac Hayes is a scientologist, they changed the names in the credits to "protect" the people who made it.

It wasn't a bad episode, although I admit it's nice seeing one of the kids being on the retarded end of the stick instead of the adults all the time.

"I want you to know Stan, that I still hate Kyle more than you"

[burning star IV]

I've only seen the Ginger Kids episode so far. I need cable back.:upset:

[Kif]

Ginger kids! God, gross!

[Bazarov]

Apparently even Trey and Matt get scared of some of the jokes they do, and since Tom Cruise is pretty big, and Issac Hayes is a scientologist, they changed the names in the credits to "protect" the people who made it.

It wasn't a bad episode, although I admit it's nice seeing one of the kids being on the retarded end of the stick instead of the adults all the time.

"I want you to know Stan, that I still hate Kyle more than you"

I didn't know Isaac Hayes was a scientologist. But yeah changing the names and such in order to protect people and such does sound truthful, Tom Cruise is crazy.

[Omar Keenan]

It's a sign that you're "religion's" explanation has to be reinforced by a cartoon.

Great episode, though.

[Omar Keenan]

It's a sign that your "religion's" explanation has to be reinforced by a cartoon.

Great episode, though.

[Aeaon]

Unfortunately, I've been forgetting about new South Park episodes, because of my sheer stupidity. Ah well.

[Sebek]

Hahahah, I caught about half of it on the 2nd run. Even if it was drug out I thought that "in the closet" bit was pretty funny.

[Anakin Skywalker]

Oh god that was so funny.

So Reiner, are you sure they really belive that???

[Kif]

It wouldn't surprise me if some people thought it was real. I mean, if they want to believe in it then that's fine by me, but the truth is that it's being overpopularised by the crazy antics of a certain Tom Cruise and his converted fiancé.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology

The "Hidden Truth" about the nature of the universe is taught to the most advanced Scientologists in a series of courses known as the Advanced Levels.
These are the levels above "Clear", and their contents are held in strict confidence within Scientology.
The most advanced of all are the eight Operating Thetan levels, for which the initiate needs to be thoroughly prepared.
The highest level, OT VIII, is only disclosed at sea, on the Scientology cruise ship Freewinds.
Since being entered into evidence in several court cases beginning in the 1980s, synopses and excerpts of these secret teachings have appeared in numerous publications.

In the OT levels, Hubbard describes a variety of traumas commonly experienced in past lives. He explains how to reverse the effects of such traumas by "running" various Scientology processes.
Among these advanced teachings, one episode that is revealed to those who reach OT level III has been widely remarked upon in the press: the story of Xenu, the galactic tyrant who first kidnapped certain individuals who were deemed "excess population" and loaded these individuals into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth).
These space planes were supposedly exact copies of Douglas DC-8s.
He then stacked hundreds of billions of these frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days.
The traumatized thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites known as "body thetans" that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques.
Xenu is allegedly imprisoned in a mountain by a force field powered by an eternal battery.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

[Anakin Skywalker]

hahahaha

wow, that's awesome

[unComfortablyNumb]

"L. Ron Hubbard? Isn't he that science fiction writer?"
"Yes, but he's also a prophet who discovered the secret truth about life."

I don't know why, but I found that part quite amusing.

[Jaded]

One of my fav. so far. Top 5 at least. The parts with R. Kelly (now I'm in the closet.....) and the animation about Xenu and all that had me rolling on the floor. It's pretty pathetice that people actually believe that. I had to look it up to make sure it was true, and it was even funnier after that.

[Kithkin]

The reson they have all the names changed at the end is because most of that episodes wansn't comedy in any other sense except that its true.

Scientology is rich, and ready and willing to sue anyone who talks about scientology in negative or even a neutral light.

[Kif]

The reson they have all the names changed at the end is because most of that episodes wansn't comedy in any other sense except that its true.

Scientology is rich, and ready and willing to sue anyone who talks about scientology in negative or even a neutral light.
Exactly. Didn't the sue something about the Internet for egative comments about scientology?

[Kif]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060313/ap_en_tv/people_isaac_hayes
NEW YORK -
Isaac Hayes has quit "South Park," where he voices Chef, saying he can no longer stomach its take on religion.

Hayes, who has played the ladies' man/school cook in the animated Comedy Central satire since 1997, said in a statement Monday that he feels a line has been crossed.

"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," the 63-year-old soul singer and outspoken Scientologist said.

"Religious beliefs are sacred to people, and at all times should be respected and honored," he continued. "As a civil rights activist of the past 40 years, I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices."

"South Park" co-creator Matt Stone responded sharply in an interview with The Associated Press Monday, saying, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology... He has no problem — and he's cashed plenty of checks — with our show making fun of Christians."

Last November, "South Park" targeted the Church of Scientology and its celebrity followers, including actors Tom Cruise and John Travolta, in a top-rated episode called "Trapped in the Closet." In the episode, Stan, one of the show's four mischievous fourth graders, is hailed as a reluctant savior by Scientology leaders, while a cartoon Cruise locks himself in a closet and won't come out.

Stone told The AP he and co-creator Trey Parker "never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology. He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin."
The end is nigh, although honestly, the Chef character was barely in recent episodes anyway

[telemore]

I wonder how they'll kill him off.

prolly in a nasty way.

oh well.

chef didn't make the show. he won't be missed.

[Apocalyptic Raids]

ah that's a shame :(

Although Chef hadn't had much of a role recently anyway.

[Robert Crumb]

I didn't know he was a Scientologist. How lame.

[HazMan]

Chef is one of the key characters, though not recently (the show has been going downhill enough). They've dragged the show on too long. Reminds me of Metallica.

[DanD]

Thats a really lame reason to quit. He doesn't care about making fun of Christians, Jews, Muslims, and a billion minorities, but as soon as they parody something he believes in, he ups and quits. I'm totally with Matt and Trey on this one.

[Benzum]

That sucks, but I found out about this a long time ago.

[thomas is fast]

I was kind of hoping he'd develop a sense of humor :(

[Benzum]

I was kind of hoping he'd develop a sense of humor :(

He was one of the best characters, tbh.

[Kif]

Chef is one of the key characters, though not recently (the show has been going downhill enough). They've dragged the show on too long. Reminds me of Metallica.
But Metallica got worse, and South Park just got better...?

[Benzum]

But Metallica got worse, and South Park just got better...?

South Park is as good as ever. I love it so much.

Metallica are just a waste of space.

[bradc1988]

Haha no wonder he's pissed considering how that episode completely shits all over Scientology. I wonder how they'll replace/kill him.

[PinkFloydFan082692]

this sucks, he was one of my favorite characters, under cartman and kenny

[JohnXDoe]

Meh, it's fine. Let him believe what he wants. Scientology, whatever. Don't work, and he won't get paid. Simple as that. Maybe they'll come up with something fresh to replace him.

And I for one don't think they have dragged the show on too long. Every long running show has ups and downs. And this one makes me lol as much as any out there. That's all that matters.

[numetaljordan]

The Funny thing is, the episode does **** on sciontoligist, but its 100% true

[Kif]

Haha no wonder he's pissed considering how that episode completely shits all over Scientology. I wonder how they'll replace/kill him.
Yet he happily stood by when the show mocked religion such as Christianity and Jewish? Sorry, that's just hypocritical if you ask me, and he should be able to understand the humour in the episode instead of taking it so personally, especially when he works on a show as crude and notorious as South Park

[Lord Abortion]

Yeah, he wasn't credited on that episode or anything.

he absolutely refused to do it.
It's unfortunate that he can't take a joke...

[telemore]

Now I can't wait to see how they'll kill him off. You know since he was probably really pissed off about it, and might have even made a tiff, it's gonna be brutal.

Maybe not, maybe trey and matt will take the high road, and just not mention chef anymore?


I doubt it.

[PAJJ]

I supprised he stayed this long, I always thought he would leave, but other something like that, anyway it'd be easy to lose chef he's hadly in it anymore.

I can't see Matt and Trey taking the high road either, but their full of surprises.

[fuzzyhair]

Now I can't wait to see how they'll kill him off. You know since he was probably really pissed off about it, and might have even made a tiff, it's gonna be brutal.

Maybe not, maybe trey and matt will take the high road, and just not mention chef anymore?


I doubt it.
Maybe they will just get someone else to do the Chef voice. I'm sure someone can.

[POINTLESS5448]

****ing christians....

[black guy]

****ing christians....
lol

[Against Miik!]

Yeah its clearly not a matter of principle, since all they do is make fun of different groups on that show. He just couldn't take it when they said something about him. That is completely lame. I think everybody should be able to laugh at themselves. Nothing on South Park is a lie. It's mostly just really amped up.

[sketchyjoe]

Who's that scientologist who can't take a joke so he quits?

CHEF!

You damn right.

[Jonny]

I heard Matt Stone was quitting too, since they did that episode making fun of people with crazy hair.

:/

[telemore]

Maybe they will just get someone else to do the Chef voice. I'm sure someone can.
No way. I would be very very very surprised if they do this. I think Matt and Trey might have taken this kind of personally, since this show is kind of their life. Their child. And to have someone just walk out, that would prolly piss them off alot. Maybe I'm giving them too much credit. I dunno.

[AA-12]

He needs to learn to get jokes.

[Ellx]

What a lamer

[burning star IV]

I honestly don't find the newer episodes very funny anyway.

[telemore]

Oh man. The new ones are some of the funniest.

[Who's the Boss?]

I think Chef was an important character, the show will be just as funny but it's too bad Isaac Hayes is a douche in real life.

[SantaDuJuan]

I think Chef was an important character, the show will be just as funny but it's too bad Isaac Hayes is a douche in real life.
I agree to that.
All though I think some episodes are wOw and the ones that target something in my life I don't really like at first but eventually watching through it I see where they're getting at and it's fine. Because I know it's a TV show.
And they wouldn't actually go up to someone in that group and say it.

[Who's the Boss?]

Oh man. The new ones are some of the funniest.

Truth. Aren't shows supposed to get progressively crappier until they're ****?

[IbanezSamurai]

I'll miss his chocolate salty balls.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

http://files.foundrymusic.com/MP3/121905_IsaacHayes_OA.mp3

[The Minstrel in the Gallery]

I think the new souths parks are funnier because they are more political. The old ones were just a bunch of kids cursing and using potty humor, but the newer episodes have a message.

[telemore]

Truth. Aren't shows supposed to get progressively crappier until they're ****?
They're supposed to. But, South Park ain't. It defies notions.

[Samuel]

Oh man. The new ones are some of the funniest.
Yeah, they're still running plenty strong.

[ownyouall]

south park does go too far sometimes on religious jokes.

[Samuel]

south park does go too far sometimes on religious jokes.
That's pretty much the point, though.


Anyway, I don't see it as a big deal that he's leaving. He was a funny character, and worked well, but they haven't used him nearly as much lately, and he hardly carries the show by him self.

[Affection'sErection]

that episode was quite a while back... and imo the show hasnt really been on a down fall or anything it's still THE **** MAN

[Let's Chop Cats!]

south park does go too far sometimes on religious jokes.
To be fair, all those religions suck.

[sketchyjoe]

You cannot go 'too far' on something which is just a belief.

[YDload]

Here's the deal: Isaac Hayes said in numerous interviews that he was fine with the show riffing on Scientology when it aired several months ago. The fact that he quit now shows that he was probably pressured to by higher-ranking CoS officials. The people in charge obviously demand that their celebrity converts be very vocal and supportive of the religion, since they're the least-creepy aspect of Scientology in most people's eyes. It's not Hayes' fault really :(

Also, how long before this thread becomes another religion-bashing flamewar? Because I would like to avoid that kind of thing if at all possible and remember the good times :):(

[sketchyjoe]

He's a complicated man
And no-one understands him but L. Ron Hubbard
ISAAC HAYES!

[AA-12]

south park does go too far sometimes on religious jokes.
It should go much further.
To be fair, all those religions suck.
Truth.

[Kif]

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=736

So Tom Cruise has apparently not taking nicely to the crude show, and has had Viacom, the company producing M:I 3, force Comedy Central to cancel the premiere of season 10 which was originally to air on the 22nd of March (This Wednesday).

Viacom demanded Matt Stone and Trey Parker not to discuss Tom's douchebaggery to avoid embarrassing Cruise as they did Isaac Hayes last week when he quit the show.

All I can say is I can't wait to see how they respond, and I hope to the gods of jelly that the premiere still goes ahead. C'mon Comedy Central, grow some balls!

(P.S. - Sorry for the poor linkage. The actual post on Page Six was taken down and replaced today, and I can't find a proper source)

[Jonny]

Celebrities have no sense of humour or satire. If you're in the public eye you gotta take your satirisation like a man, not whine about it. I'm surprised he didn't try to get that Scientology episode banned.

[Kif]

That's what I mean, why wait about 4 months to do this? Basically, he said he was going to boybott Viacom for promotion of M:I 3, something that sounds so incredibly stupid I think Oprah got off lucky when he appeared on there.

I have faith in Matt and Trey though, so something good is sure to come out of this.

[apple pie]

Celebrities have no sense of humour or satire. If you're in the public eye you gotta take your satirisation like a man, not whine about it. I'm surprised he didn't try to get that Scientology episode banned.

he is trying to do that aswell

[Ice 9]

South Park has offended everyone at one point or another. Tom Cruise should jus take it with a grain of salt.

[Gore Obsessed]

The cancelled the Virgin Mary episode, they'll probably do the same in this situation.

[black guy]

What? They didn't cancel the premiere. That was a re-run.

[Jonny]

Don't they realise cancelling episodes really doesn't help their situation at all? The ones which get cancelled just become even more popular on the internet. They create hype for the show, which in turn boosts its ratings, which in turn keeps it on the air longer.

[Gore Obsessed]

What? They didn't cancel the premiere. That was a re-run.

Ah, ok. My mistake.



I completely agree with you Jonzey.

[Syncratic]

Tom's got serious issues if he can't take a joke about him from a show whose most famous character is a literal piece of **** wearing a Santa Claus hat.

[sketchyjoe]

They got the Scientology episode cancelled in the UK.

[Jonny]

Tom's got serious issues if he can't take a joke about him from a show whose most famous character is a literal piece of **** wearing a Santa Claus hat.
Tom's got serious issues if he really believes in Scientology.

[Rrrrrrr]

So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu
:lol:

[Syncratic]

Tom's got serious issues if he really believes in Scientology.

The same could be said about every religion, seeing as we have next to no definative proof that any religion is in fact reality.

Scientology is scrutinized based on the fact that its founder was a science fiction writer and the history of the religion mirrors a plot of a science fiction story, and the religion is called Scientology.

[Jonny]

The same could be said about every religion, seeing as we have next to no definative proof that any religion is in fact reality.

Scientology is scrutinized based on the fact that its founder was a science fiction writer and the history of the religion mirrors a plot of a science fiction story, and the religion is called Scientology.
Among these advanced teachings, one episode that is revealed to those who reach OT level III has been widely remarked upon in the press: the story of Xenu, the galactic tyrant who first kidnapped certain individuals who were deemed "excess population" and loaded these individuals into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). These space planes were said to have been copies of Douglas DC-8s, except with rocket engines. He then stacked hundreds of billions of these frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days, telling them lies of what they are and what the universe should be like and telling them that they are 3 different things: 'Jesus, God, and The Devil.' The traumatized thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies because they watched the motion picture together, making them think they are all the same thing, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites known as "body thetans" that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques. Xenu is allegedly imprisoned in a mountain by a force field powered by an eternal battery. He is said to be still alive today.
Yeah, that sounds like a perfectly normal thing for an adult human being to believe in.

And you can't claim it's the same for all religions because this one was started in the 1950's, by a science fiction writer.

If I were to start a religion today, how many people do you think would actually believe in it?

[tumples]

ooh i dunno, thered be some people

[Syncratic]

And you can't claim it's the same for all religions because this one was started in the 1950's, by a science fiction writer.

If I were to start a religion today, how many people do you think would actually believe in it?

I'm merely stating that we have no proof that any religion exists, even Scientology.

This one (which I buy for a second for this reason) is stigmatized widely due to its origons, which are less than reputable.

[Zakath]

Stop ****ing typing in red font.

[TheJoker]

OMGZ!... maybe they will just premiere the show anywayz?

[The Real El Capitano]

seriously.to both of the previous posts. but mainly to the first one^^

[i_am_zombie_jesus]

Damn that Tom Cruise and his infernal meddling.

[Nosferatu]

i don't see John Travolta whining, Tom Cruise is just pathetic...

rofl that episode is funny though, when they won't come out of the closet

[Foehammer]

And you can't claim it's the same for all religions because this one was started in the 1950's, by a science fiction writer.

If I were to start a religion today, how many people do you think would actually believe in it?


That all depends.

Have you ever heard of the flying spaghetti monster?

It basically says that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) created everything.
As a matter of fact, I am going to make a topic about it.

anyway, enjoy:
http://www.venganza.org/


Half the people at my school believe in this nonsense.

Thanks to some kid...

[Samuel]

That all depends.

Have you ever heard of the flying spaghetti monster?

It basically says that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) created everything.
As a matter of fact, I am going to make a topic about it.

anyway, enjoy:
http://www.venganza.org/


Half the people at my school believe in this nonsense.

Thanks to some kid...
That's satire created to ridicule ID proponents. They dress as pirates, and some sects allegedly wear ninja garb, believing it to be the true manifestation of his noodly will. It's a joke.

[Scoot]

That's incredibly lame.

[Hep Kat]

That's...lame.



edit: Scott and I once again prove that great minds think alike.

[badtaste]

Trey and Matt are cool.

Well, anyway, the episode was alright, but could have been better. BTW, what country is the episode being banned in? I read that it was banned in Britain and where else?

BTW, small interview with Parker and Stone in Time magazine.

[Who's the Boss?]

I can't tell you how surprised I am that they didn't recast Cruise's part for this movie after all Tom's recent douchebaggery.

[+3kk!]

Among these advanced teachings, one episode that is revealed to those who reach OT level III has been widely remarked upon in the press: the story of Xenu, the galactic tyrant who first kidnapped certain individuals who were deemed "excess population" and loaded these individuals into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth). These space planes were said to have been copies of Douglas DC-8s, except with rocket engines. He then stacked hundreds of billions of these frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for 36 days, telling them lies of what they are and what the universe should be like and telling them that they are 3 different things: 'Jesus, God, and The Devil.' The traumatized thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies because they watched the motion picture together, making them think they are all the same thing, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites known as "body thetans" that can only be removed using advanced Scientology techniques. Xenu is allegedly imprisoned in a mountain by a force field powered by an eternal battery. He is said to be still alive today..

omg, how can anyone believe such a bunch of bullshit

[I'm Charming]

Stop ****ing typing in red font.

That was my thought.

Tom Cruise is a total nut case to actually believe in that stuff. :p

[Mr. Badguy]

Comedy Central is such a crappy station. They've only ever gotten one or two great programs, and now they do this! Who the hell would bend to Tom Cruise's will after War of the Worlds?? Nobody but Comedy Central, I say!

It's too bad that Matt and Trey have been given a gag order to not talk about Tom, or their response would've been priceless.

[ThePatient]

I got the Trapped In The Closet episode yesterday, and that is priceless. :lol:

I'm sure they'll get Tom Cruise sooner or later, they always do. And I can't wait.

[burning star IV]

Tom Cruise is a douche.

[burning star IV]

Tom Cruise is a douche.

[Kif]

Chef is back on South Park... Well, kind of
Barely a week after Isaac Hayes quit 'South Park' as the voice of Chef, Chef will return to 'South Park' for the premier of Season 10 tomorrow night, March 21. The episode is desribed like this:

The town is jolted out of a case of the doldrums when Chef suddenly reappears. While Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman are thrilled to have their old friend back, they notice that something about chef seems different. When Chef’s strange behavior starts getting him in trouble, the boys pull out all the stops to save him.

In other … ummm … wait, what word means the exact opposite of "news". Whatever it is, say that and then "scientologists are ****ing insane." Because Fox 411 says that Isaac Hayes did not quit South Park. He loved South Park, loved playing Chef, loved the reaction by fans, appreciated the steady income, and wasn't bothered after the Scientology episode. Hayes was still performing some Chef songs in his concerts, long after the show aired in November. In early January, Hayes was asked about the show:

"Well, I talked to Matt [Stone] and Trey [Parker] about that. They didn't let me know until it was done. I said, 'Guys, you have it all wrong. We're not like that. I know that's your thing, but get your information correct, because somebody might believe that [expletive], you know?' But I understand what they're doing. I told them to take a couple of Scientology courses and understand what we do. [Laughs.]"

Just a week later, Hayes suffered a stroke, and has, like Katie Holmes, been almost constantly monitored by a Scientologist representative since. Freinds of Hayes tell Fox that Hayes did not quit South Park, did not issue any statements on his own about South Park, and they have no idea why someone is claiming he did. Best not to question it, probably. Xenu works in mysterious ways, my friend.http://www.wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=748

There are 2 source links on that page too.

[shaqadelic]

Man, I wish Tom Cruise would go pressure a network to pick Angel back up for another season. Atleast, he will be using his influence for a much better cause.

And red font is totally lame.. like drop it already.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

That was absolutely rediculous.

[naboo]

Yeah, I thought that was one of the worst South Park episodes I've ever seen. I had great expectations too!! Season 9 was one of my favorites.

[Mr. Pickle]

wow.

i really liked it.




a lot actually.

[DanD]

I enjoyed it.

You also have to remember that this was pulled together in like only a few weeks.

[Against Miik!]

I missed it. I'll watch at midnight.

[lukeskywalkertakingadump]

Why did Chef leave?

[Let's Chop Cats!]

For clarification, I meant it was absolutely rediculous in a good way.

[naboo]

Hmm looks like I'm in the minority for this one. I just didn't find it that funny.

[Ugoff]

I loved it. It's kind of sad though that Issac Hayes decided to leave. I really did like Chef and I'm going to miss him.

[followedformat]

Chef dies, that's not cool.

[Emperor]

I have to wait until Friday to see it :/

[bradc1988]

What's the episode called? Us Aussies won't get it here for ages so I'll watch it on youtube.

[silicon71]

Why did Chef leave?

From what I hear, the guy who played the voice of chef was offended by all of the religious jokes and they were making fun of his religion or something. He asked the guys who make south park to stop making fun of his religion and they said "We make fun of all religions, including yours" So he did a final episode and left.

R.I.P Chef :(

[Against Miik!]

yeah hes a douche. He only had an objection when they made fun of his religion. The others he could care less about.

I got a kick out of the episode he got angry over. In the episode, they explain where scientology came from, and gives this seemingly insane story, with a disclaimer at the bottom that says "This is what scientologists actually believe". Well, I couldn't believe that was true, because it was just to ridiculous. But I was proved wrong, and scientology actually is that ridiculous.

[Chanandler Bong]

Would someone tell me what happened?

[Guitar_fool202]

i havent seen it yet (stupid pacific coast)

[DanD]

Would someone tell me what happened?
*Spoilers Kind Of!*


Basically Chef is portrayed as a pedophile, using clips of his voice from previous shows. He all the sudden has an interest in the children because he joined the Super Adventure Club which is suppossed to mimick Scientology. Then he dies and stuff.

[Nosferatu]

I got a kick out of the episode he got angry over. In the episode, they explain where scientology came from, and gives this seemingly insane story, with a disclaimer at the bottom that says "This is what scientologists actually believe". Well, I couldn't believe that was true, because it was just to ridiculous. But I was proved wrong, and scientology actually is that ridiculous.

haha i didn't think that was true when i first saw it either..i was like, "no way.."...then i came on the internet and found out thats what they actually believe, lol.

as for the new episode, it was good. not as funny as i was expecting it to be though, so really i was kinda disappointed. but all in all, it made me laugh enough

[Crapdragoon]

I stoped watching south park about 3 seaons ago, so eh.

[AA-12]

This episode = classic.

[sketchyjoe]

I just watched a bit on YouTube. Hilarious as ever. South Park just gets better and better.

[bradc1988]

Link me? I did a search a few hours ago and couldn't find it.

EDIT: Oh only a bit. Hm, I wonder how long til the whole episode will be up

[Chanandler Bong]

*Spoilers Kind Of!*


Basically Chef is portrayed as a pedophile, using clips of his voice from previous shows. He all the sudden has an interest in the children because he joined the Super Adventure Club which is suppossed to mimick Scientology. Then he dies and stuff.

Was his death especially violent and gruesome?

[Kif]

You guys know he didn't leave, right? His agent or something said he wasn't doing South Park again, and Isaac cleared it up afterwards. I think it was yesterday I heard that, which will be why this episode still aired making Chef look like he was dead. I think they might have added the bit at the end after Isaac announced he wasn't leaving and had no plans on leaving the show.

Still, it was an awesome episode. I loved hearing Randy talk about how much they missed Chef, but he was off with his Super Adventure group, since it was so blatantly about scientology.

[holy_roller99]

haha i didn't think that was true when i first saw it either..i was like, "no way.."...then i came on the internet and found out thats what they actually believe, lol.

as for the new episode, it was good. not as funny as i was expecting it to be though, so really i was kinda disappointed. but all in all, it made me laugh enough

i have got too google this. i do not beleive for a second that people could be that stupid.

[DanD]

Was his death especially violent and gruesome?
We're talking about South Park here, do you even need to ask?

[telemore]

I loved it. It was perfect.

I actually expected them to do something like this, and the use of his recorded voice/clipping together was fantastic. And the paedophile-ness and the attraction to very obese black women was hilarious.

[XuL]

i was sick of south park at season 5. The only thing that keeps them going is their new middle school aged viewers they keep getting.

[telemore]

Totally agree with you. And the fact that I am indeed a middle aged viewer.

Piss off.

[Rise Me Up]

I loved this episode.

[POLISH SAUSAGE]

pedofile cop having sex with the rag doll= classic...south park is still the funniest animated sitcom.

[Po0sH]

pedofile cop having sex with the rag doll= classic...south park is still the funniest animated sitcom.


LMFAO yeah that part was hilarious. I love south park.

[niobium]

I loved that they brought back the old man-voiced prostitute...

"DAAAAAAAAAAANCE! WOULD ANY BODAY LIKE A DANNNNCE?"

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

i was sick of south park at season 5. The only thing that keeps them going is their new middle school aged viewers they keep getting.


I'm in high school and I watch it

You lose.

[bradc1988]

I'm in high school and I watch it

You lose.

He is saying that all the new viewers are young teens, so unless you only just started watching South Park, his point is still valid.

Anyway, I just watched the episode on youtube and it was pretty good. Nothing special, but had a few laughs.

[Brewer14]

This episode was genius

[Kurtz]

it was awesome

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

He is saying that all the new viewers are young teens, so unless you only just started watching South Park, his point is still valid.

Anyway, I just watched the episode on youtube and it was pretty good. Nothing special, but had a few laughs.

True, but what the hell does he expect?

This show isn't aimed for my grandparents, it's aimed towards, you guessed it! Young teens

No harsh feelings on you though.

[badtaste]

Well, Chef hadn't been making any episodes lately anyway.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!" - Trey and Matt

[Gore Obsessed]

I have to wait until Friday to see it :/

Same :upset:

[AIRIC]

I loved the part where they say not to blame chef, blame the fruity little club.

[Ugoff]

I already have this episode on my iPod. It's showing again right now.

[Turkish]

I can't wait to see this ridiculous episode.

[bradc1988]

True, but what the hell does he expect?

This show isn't aimed for my grandparents, it's aimed towards, you guessed it! Young teens

No harsh feelings on you though.

Yerp.

Just a question about the episode, is there an actual Super Adventure Club and do they actually believe all that crap and molest boys? I know their Scientology episode was accurate so I'm assuming this was as well. But who knows?

[DanD]

Haha, no, there is not a Super Adventure Club that goes around molesting boys. It was just an attempt to mock Scientology.

[bradc1988]

Thought so, it's just that if there is a ridiculous idea like Scientology that's believed by so many people, I wouldn't be suprised that this Super Adventrue Club existed.

[Ugoff]

One of my favorite moments would be with that guy and that doll. Then the guy licks the bottom of the doll and Butters says "My Uncle Bob did that to me once." I was laughing so much.

[Kif]

The drama continues. Apparently certain scientologists abused to the fact that Hayes had a stroke in January, and released a statement of his absense from the show. This was posted on Page Six

"(Hayes is) at home recuperating and did not issue the press release which said he was quitting because the show made fun of his faith. That release was put out by fellow Scientologist Christina "Kumi" Kimball, a fashion executive for designer Craig Taylor … 'Hayes loves 'South Park' and needs it for income. He has a new wife and a baby on the way.' "

[burning star IV]

I am so lost on this whole affair. First I heard Hayes quit, then I heard the show was cancelled, and now appearantly it isn't cancelled and Hayes didn't quit. TV is so confusing at times.

[CSD & the Soul Machines]

Someone basically quit for Isaac Hayes (someone in scientology..he had like a monitor). He really couldn't afford to quit due to money issues. I read an article about it.

[Kif]

By article, do you mean my last post?

[Jonny]

So is Chef staying dead or is he gonna do a Kenny?

[CSD & the Soul Machines]

By article, do you mean my last post?
No.

[CSD & the Soul Machines]

So is Chef staying dead or is he gonna do a Kenny?
It seems like they're certainly leaving it up to Hayes. They could totally bring him back if he wanted to, or they could just leave him dead.

[ownyouall]

screw chef , they dont need him anyways

[Danger Bird]

What exactly is scientology?

[holy_roller99]

What exactly is scientology?

look it up. you will laugh about how stupid people are to beleive that sh'it. they even have the E-Meter i mean for christ sake and they have tax exemption as a real religion and it is jsut a big money making scheme aimed at the inseurity and ignorance of rich idiot actors

[spitfirejunky]

Last time I watched this show I was in middle school.

I am in my second year of college now.

[CSD & the Soul Machines]

Last time I watched this show I was in middle school.

I am in my second year of college now.
Poor guy.

[spitfirejunky]

Time flies...

[Benzum]

I suppose I'll have to download it, right?

I'm a bit of a South Park nut.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

NEW ONE ON RIGHT NOW!

This episode rules, deffinently the best out of the two new ones.

[ledpoisoning27]

The best best of the new Episode is Kyle and Ike drop Acid, and Ike says, "I'm trippin balls."

[DJ Ducksauce]

He is saying that all the new viewers are young teens, so unless you only just started watching South Park, his point is still valid.

Anyway, I just watched the episode on youtube and it was pretty good. Nothing special, but had a few laughs.
/new watcher at 15/almost 16 :)

I didn't have Comedy Central before, so I just started getting the episodes online. I've seen like 3, but I've liked em so far.

[Kif]

I loved Smug Off, although I don't think it compares much to episodes from season 8 or 9. The one thing I loved was Cartman making his way through San Fransisco, and Butters pretending to be a Jew and Cartman preferring Kyle.

Let's just hope they make a better episode next time. I think this episode was supposed to be the season premiere until Chef "quit", so they just showed this afterwards. Hopefully there will be an extra bit with Chef as Darth Vader who molests children.

[Benzum]

Yeah, I've only seen the one off Series 10, with Chef etc.

Are there any other Season 10 episodes available?

I have every episode on this other computer, it rules.

[Kif]

There have only been 2 episodes so far, it's aired every Wednesday so I get mine Thursday morning. I'm surprised I know about it, and I don't even live in America, yet people over there don't.

[Benzum]

I see, could someone link me a torrent to the other episode?

I've watch about 6 episodes today alone, I'm an addict :)

[Kif]

http://www.mininova.org/tor/267125

I think anyway, it's taking way too long to load, but from what I could make out I think that's the link

[Benzum]

Thanks man, legend.

[Let's Chop Cats!]

http://www.mrtwig.net/board/viewtopic.php?t=899

Every episode, direct .avi's

[ledpoisoning27]

I started watching South Park when it first came out when I was in 3rd grade (The same grade that the boys of South Park were). And now I am a junior in high school.

[Phalanx]

I downloaded the first episode 10 episode where chef becomes a child molesterer. Very weird episode but was enjoyable for the most part.
They have done child molesterers to death now however. When are they going to start ripping Gimps?