We are real men in this thread

[cadencethefire]

This is where we talk about the real man things we do all day

[Electronic Wolf]

i ate a salad.

[Permanent Solution]

i shot a man in reno just to watch him die

[Linkinbassist]

I flexed my ****, yo...

[-Listy-]

I did my nails then went to see a ballet show.

i mean..

killed a bear with my bare hands

[Anglachel]

when I hear whistles blowin' I hang my head...

and go shoot another man

[Mr. Ron]

*neck hair*

[stevensonmat2]

Im gona go hang some sheetrock bbl

[Mr. Ron]

http://www.yuanlei.com/mystars/big/gregory_peck.jpg

[DomtarOpaque]

I run around a sky scrapper killing terrorists with a pistol barefoot in broken glass.

[Iscariot]

i masturbate 7 times a day 7 days a week for 7 minutes at a time

i am the Lord

[monkeysonmars.]

i touched my willy

[Anglachel]

I've had sex with 28 women at 28 different times all at the same time

[sexymuffin]

i dropped kick a nigga that was lookin at me funny and the i backfisted my bitch fo' bein so thirsty on me

[superpeer]

i touched his willy

[Mr. Ron]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw

[MattyBlade]

im so real i just deficated all over the floor...of this thread... although i dont think it has a floor...

[monkeysonmars.]

i touched his willy

i lick the warm cum off his hand and spit it into his mouth then we makeout for half an hour and then pot noodles.

[superpeer]

i lick the warm cum off his hand and spit it into his mouth then we makeout for half an hour and then pot noodles.

i take off ur shirt

[Mr. Ron]

*films*

[monkeysonmars.]

i take off ur shirt

don't i have an outie :(

[cadencethefire]

I punch to prove i'm right

[superpeer]

don't i have an outie :(

a what

[Iscariot]

a what

outie = belly button that sticks out as a result of a hernia

[sweboy]

How fitting, I have an innie.

[superpeer]

outie = belly button that sticks out as a result of a hernia

Oh my, that sounds sexy.

[cadencethefire]

sexinthebellybutton

[rosenheim]

I had 4 grilled cheese sandwiches for lunch (but actually)

[The_One]

this thread got gayed :/

[Elliptical Ion]

A real man.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/03/01/aron_ralston,0.jpg

[cadencethefire]

A real man.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/03/01/aron_ralston,0.jpg

that's definitely a real man

[Alf™]

pussy

[Elliptical Ion]

Aron Ralston cut his own arm off after a boulder had fallen on him instead of dying like a pussy would have done.

[MattyBlade]

How fitting, I have an innie.

omg me 2 hi5

do u sometimes get crap in ur bellybutton? wtf does it come from i wonder

[wonder_steve]

I don't have much meat in the house so i'm waiting till the sun goes down to shoot some rabbits and make a casserole.

[Anglachel]

I have an innie bellybutton

i get lint in it

[Permanent Solution]

Aron Ralston cut his own arm off after a boulder had fallen on him instead of dying like a slightly confuzzled sea lion would have done.

I know Aron. :)

[wonder_steve]

shake his hand for me

both as a pun but also out of respect. takes a hell of a lot of balls to do that

[Elliptical Ion]

I know Aron. :)

Tell him he gets my approval, will you?

[telemore]

one time i farted on the set of blue lagoon

[here comes the bird flu]

you go girlfriend

[Trainee_Guitarist]

I choke'd a bitch.

[Congratulations]

i lift and move really heavy **** all day

[telemore]

grrrr

[leweh]

grrrrr

[i am the robots]

i shot a man in reno just to watch him die

that's kind of dick tbh

[pitchfork]

I've just had a fry up and a shot of single malt whisky to set me up for the day and i'll shortly be heading round a mates house to sit and drink cold beer in the garden on relatively sunny day. And i'll eat some beef and watch some sport later to top off my manly day I reckon.

[leweh]

that sounds really cool man

[fingers mccoy]

cant talk watching doom

[the pie.]

i put a candle out with my finger



it did sting quite a bit though...

[pitchfork]

did you lick it?

[stevensonmat2]

shiiiit, I sat on candle stick. How bout that?

[pitchfork]

Do you lube it up?

[stevensonmat2]

real men don't use lube

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

i stabbed someone with my fingers deep

[EightMilesHigh]

yesterday I chopped some lumber WITHOUT A SHIRT I MIGHT ADD and then I ate a breakfast of baby birds.

[sweboy]

Today I ate a big juicy steak, drove my SUV and called a guy "faggot".

[Bajs]

http://www.kollor.com/blogg/upload/snus.jpg


= manly

[alexmonty12]

i poked a fire with a stick :cool: