i just did the meanest thing

[Usurper Cameron]

i think i have ever done

i just took a crap and then rubbed both of my roommates toothbrushes on the inside of the bowl

[Kayetan]

Seriously?

[form]

pixorlies

[Futuro]

lol colgate moar like crapgate

[4yearpro?]

lol. when their not there, take melted chocolate and smear it all over the toilet seat. and when they come back just leave and they'll be puzzled.

[Usurper Cameron]

i did it srsly i would take pics but my mac doesnt like my camera

um but yeah there isnt much to show i didnt want to get poo on the bristles or else he would know

[Kayetan]

That's really mean. What if he dies?

[Usurper Cameron]

how would you die

[CrossTheBreeze]

i think i have ever done

i just took a crap and then rubbed both of my roommates toothbrushes on the inside of the bowl

:lol: omg dude, that's fuked up

[Usurper Cameron]

yah it will just make him stronger i mean he is getting me sick by leaving his snotty tissues overflowing from the trash can/sneezing coughing everywhere/blowing his nose near me

[Usurper Cameron]

trichinosis
syphilis
cancer
diabetes
stab wound
gunshot wound
suffocation
drowning
natural causes; ie. in your sleep
heart attack
liver failure
aneurysm
stroke
car accident
plane crash
fire
smoke inhalation
drug overdose
etc.

****

[Kayetan]

Wait, so you do this, but you won't use my idea of ejaculating all over the room and stuff?

[Usurper Cameron]

thats gross if i showed him my penis i would turn into a gay

[i am the robots]

trichinosis
syphilis
cancer
diabetes
stab wound
gunshot wound
suffocation
drowning
natural causes; ie. in your sleep
heart attack
liver failure
aneurysm
stroke
car accident
plane crash
fire
smoke inhalation
drug overdose
etc.

Post of the year.

[ImusInTheMorning]

Wait.. what did your roomates do to warrant such revenge?

Cause they'd have to have done some messed up shi for you to clean the toilet with their toothbrushes.. srsly

[Usurper Cameron]

um i didnt clean it seriously i just brushed it for like 3 seconds no big deal

and he sexually harrasses me

[telemore]

ur gonna giggle when the brush tehy teeths in the morning now

[CrossTheBreeze]

look at cameron's "people you hate thread"
EDIT: at imus

[Usurper Cameron]

it was either this or poop in his coffee

[poopoogaypoonn]

lol this is horrible

[telemore]

lmao


squattin over the coffee potj, lol

[Usurper Cameron]

no it would have to be in his satrbucks cup lol it has a top tho so he would be sippin it then be like wtf is in here that is movin around

[CrossTheBreeze]

it was either this or poop in his coffee

damn, I wish I could rep you for saying this

[ImusInTheMorning]

um i didnt clean it seriously i just brushed it for like 3 seconds no big deal

and he sexually harrasses melol im afraid "he sexually harasses me" is not going to apease my curiousity..

whadyamean

[CrossTheBreeze]

hey Imus look here

http://sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=515272

[telemore]

better if he walks in while you're doing it

"oh hey"

cam: 'uh, hey.'
'so, uhhh. water u doing?'
cam: 'uh, tryin to take ashit. u?'
'is that my coffee cup?'
cam: 'uhhh. i think so.'
'wtf.'
cam: 'yeeaaaaahhhhhhhh.'

[Usurper Cameron]

he eyes my package and rubs his nipples while purring

[Kayetan]

Can you bring us pictures of this roommate?

[Usurper Cameron]

cam: 'sup'
gian: 'yo, what are you doing?'
cam: 'uh, tryin to take apoop. u?'
gian: 'is that my coffee cup?'
cam: 'no'
gian: 'wtf.'
cam: 'google it!.' :runs out of room with pants around ankles turds flailing out of butt:

actually it would probably go like this but yeah

[telemore]

cam: 'gtfo man, i'm tryin tashit!'
'oh, yea. sorry. it's just...'
cam: 'awww, wtf man.'
'uh, well poop is really hot man. i didn't know you were into this kind of thing.'
*roomate gets nekid and starts pooping too*
cam: 'wtf. WTF!.'

[Usurper Cameron]

lel

so yeah i am not a terrible guy i did it for the lulz ok

[telemore]

u got the lulz too, i'd rep u if didn't just do so like half an hour ago >: (

[Usurper Cameron]

yeah i would rep me too if i had two penises thnx anyways

and no i dont have any pics of him kayetenansa

[CrossTheBreeze]

hey cameron get the turtle avatar that you used to have

[Usurper Cameron]

i cant find it

[CrossTheBreeze]

awww, that sucks, I thought that avatar made your posts funnier

[Usurper Cameron]

ok i got it covered

[CrossTheBreeze]

hahaha, just looking at it makes me laugh

[CrossTheBreeze]

hey cameron, how come you have 0 posts now?

[telemore]

cuz hes better then u

[Usurper Cameron]

****ing nazis

[ImusInTheMorning]

hey Imus look here

http://sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=515272:lol: i know the type.

do you live in a dorm? if so, one night while he's sleeping, take a massive dump in the middle of the room. sneak out quietly and go to your RA's room. Tell him that you absolutely cannot stand living with your roommate any longer. when he asks why you say "CAUSE HE POOPS ON THE ****ING FLOOR!"

They have to let you move thats just unsanitary.

[Iscariot]

cameron remind me never to live with you

[telemore]

:lmao:

[MrConeman]

as long as you did it all for the lulz

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

^yeah


i just brushed my teeth

[telemore]

i am going to in the very near future

[Nadinus]

Damn, guys do some sooo mean stuff to eachother. It sure makes me feel good to be female.

[Iscariot]

Damn, guys do some sooo mean stuff to eachother. It sure makes me feel good to be female.

i've heard of women doing things so disgusting i can't even bring myself to repeat them :I

[Nadinus]

i've heard of women doing things so disgusting i can't even bring myself to repeat them :I

pft, not to eachother

[Iscariot]

pft, not to eachother

yes of course to each other women don't pull pranks on men or they get hit

[Nadinus]

yes of course to each other women don't pull pranks on men or they get hit

No, really, some of the stuff which guys do to eachother girls would never dream of doing to their friends.

[Iscariot]

No, really, some of the stuff which guys do to eachother girls would never dream of doing to their friends.

like what

[Kayetan]

When was the last time you saw girls doing this to each other?
http://break.com/index/tide_gets_the_stains_out.html

That would be pretty fun though.

[Nadinus]

like what

like, guys do all sorts of tricks to eachother, like they shave off eachother's eyebrows/hair, or like, strip eachother on their stag nights.

[MdL]

I'm never living with a room mate. Would drive me ****ing nuts...

[pitchfork]

It's only cruel if it was like one of these:
http://www.haxed.co.uk/gallery/albums/blaises/may23/DCP_1538.JPG
http://yil.jp/iguana/disease/disease/image/igu-v011227ay-01-diarrhea.jpg

[poopoogaypoonn]

that **** was gross

[JohnXDoe]

thats not really very mean they'll never know and even if you told them later on they might not care too much. you must be a really nice guy irl.

[Usurper Cameron]

yeah i am a prince :)

[enjoimx]

thats pretty mean. one time i beat a kid up at his own birthday party, but unlike you i dont feel bad about it, i just think that its funny as hell. you should have seen it, i wish i could have it on tape, its probably the funniest/meanest thing ive ever done.

[Usurper Cameron]

when did i say i felt bad

[enjoimx]

oh my bad dude i thought you felt bad about it, it seemed like you did. but now that i know you dont, +REP thats badass

[Aklerc]

I can't believe that through all of the sick and nasty stuff I've read on this forum, that's one of the only things to actually make me go :eek:

[Usurper Cameron]

rooofl

[enjoimx]

hahaha, what can i say

[static]

this thread delivers.

[Mr. Black]

It's only cruel if it was like one of these:
http://www.haxed.co.uk/gallery/albums/blaises/may23/DCP_1538.JPG
http://yil.jp/iguana/disease/disease/image/igu-v011227ay-01-diarrhea.jpg

What loser takes a hack and then takes pictures.

[enjoimx]

lol where did that come from? poo pics out of nowhere?

[static]

wtf poo pix