talk about someone you hate

[Usurper Cameron]

talk about someone you hate and list 10 reasons why you hate them unless you have 1 reason that is really really good but you should have more because it would be fun to read

i hate a lot of people mind you but here is one i hate a lot:


my roommate

1. he is very messy and takes up most of the room with his stuff
2. his garbage can is always overflowing with ****
3. he has been sick lately and has been blowing his nose a lot obnoxiously and i can get sick if i wasnt so kickass
4. he dresses like he is from the late 80s/early 90s in an unironic/unhip fashion (not that this would make it much better)
5. he begins every statement to me with "yo" in a very very very white-boy, loser dialect (i never knew it was possible to say one syllable so squarely)
6. he is a total internet noob despite being apparently wealthy. he asks retarded noob questions about facebook and youtube and shows me games and memes that are amazingly old. (he has cut down lately on stupid question after he realized all of my answers were 'google it')
7. he would often watch my computer screen to see what i was doing/watching (he even does this now that I have moved my desk 90 degrees... he goes out of his way to stand creepily behind me and be like 'lol whats that')
8. he has super nice/expensive basses but isnt very good (plus he only plays the same ****ing etudes over and over because he practices in the room)
9. he hardly takes any classes so he never leaves the room
10. he goes out to eat at least once a day and often goes to the whole foods market because he has an apparently endless supply of money though it is obvious he has never worked a day in his life
11. he watches me get dressed/undressed
12. he tries to make conversation in the stupidest ways (yo, it is windy out there... yo you ever hear of the bassist victor wooten... yo check out this million dollar bass... etc)
13. he has no friends
14. he is probably gay
15. i steal change from his drawer sometimes to buy vending machine snacks
16. i am intolerant

[MattyBlade]

:lol: didn't you already vent about your retarded anti-social room mate.

just curbstomp him and get it over

[Usurper Cameron]

yeah i thought about like i dunno pissing in his orange juice or something i didnt know it was possible to hate someone this much

like i dunno i have lived with a lot of different people um lets see

i lived in a cabin with two guys over the summer for like 4 months and we got along great

i lived in an apartment with a 50+ yr old lesbian last semester for a couple months and hated her

i lived in a dorm room with two friends last semester for about a month and got along great

i lived in an apartment with 3 other guys for 1 1/2 month and got along great with 2 of them and hated 1 of them

now i hate this roommate

so yeah i am not a terrible guy to live with i dont think if i dont like someone i just rlly dont

[CrossTheBreeze]

talk about someone you hate and list 10 reasons why you hate them unless you have 1 reason that is really really good but you should have more because it would be fun to read

i hate a lot of people mind you but here is one i hate a lot:


my roommate

1. he is very messy and takes up most of the room with his stuff
2. his garbage can is always overflowing with ****
3. he has been sick lately and has been blowing his nose a lot obnoxiously and i can get sick if i wasnt so kickass
4. he dresses like he is from the late 80s/early 90s in an unironic/unhip fashion (not that this would make it much better)
5. he begins every statement to me with "yo" in a very very very white-boy, loser dialect (i never knew it was possible to say one syllable so squarely)
6. he is a total internet noob despite being apparently wealthy. he asks retarded noob questions about facebook and youtube and shows me games and memes that are amazingly old. (he has cut down lately on stupid question after he realized all of my answers were 'google it')
7. he would often watch my computer screen to see what i was doing/watching (he even does this now that I have moved my desk 90 degrees... he goes out of his way to stand creepily behind me and be like 'lol whats that')
8. he has super nice/expensive basses but isnt very good (plus he only plays the same ****ing etudes over and over because he practices in the room)
9. he hardly takes any classes so he never leaves the room
10. he goes out to eat at least once a day and often goes to the whole foods market because he has an apparently endless supply of money though it is obvious he has never worked a day in his life
11. he watches me get dressed/undressed
12. he tries to make conversation in the stupidest ways (yo, it is windy out there... yo you ever hear of the bassist victor wooten... yo check out this million dollar bass... etc)
13. he has no friends
14. he is probably gay
15. i steal change from his drawer sometimes to buy vending machine snacks
16. i am intolerant

He sounds like he could be depressed.

....or I guess he could just be a phag

[-Listy-]

lol number 15. :p

I can think of a few people, but not come up with as many reasons as that.

[MattyBlade]

yeah why would you hate 15? I mean if hes leavin the change around you may as WELL buy snacks with it. and since hes such a dick, why feel bad?

[Usurper Cameron]

i dont feel bad i put it in for the lulz

but srsly i wouldnt steal from a friend or nuetral person just someone i hate and nothing serious so yeah if you want to come live with me instead of this faggot plz do

[MattyBlade]

:lol: I wasn't saying that.

[Usurper Cameron]

<_<

>_>

i just wanted you guys to know

ps

there isnt enough hate in this thread not enough

[south_of_heaven 11]

7. he would often watch my computer screen to see what i was doing/watching (he even does this now that I have moved my desk 90 degrees... he goes out of his way to stand creepily behind me and be like 'lol whats that')

That's totally legit grounds for a beating.

[MattyBlade]

yeah, like what if you wanted to watch some pronz on the computer and u got buddy lookin over ur shoulder every once in a while.




maybe that could work out to your advantage though if you could think of a way to disgust him enough to leave /shrug

[CrossTheBreeze]

<_<

>_>

i just wanted you guys to know

ps

there isnt enough hate in this thread not enough

phagz should burn!

[Kayetan]

1. My dad always eats all my pizza.
2. His farts smell bad
3. He watches nascar

That's about it. I don't really hate him though. He's just annoying.

[telemore]

it's not one person - it's many people, but i work with them, and it's like they're all different facets of one person. meh, ****it - i'll just say the old pieceofshit that works in the gas station.

1. she's ****ing old
2. she's stupid as all hell
3. yesterday she was 'working' the cooler and saw a box of old english malt liquor. we don't sell old english malt liquor. she shuffles out, 'what do i do with this? i'm gonna put it out and sell it!'

'no, we don't sell it. we're not even supposed to carry it.'
'well i'm gonna call the store manager and find out.'

*calls*

'yea, you're right. we ain't sellin it.'
*says nothing*
4. she smells. horribly. like i don't think she's showered in a few weeks.
5. she's lazy, but blames things that aren't done on everyone else.
6. i've never seen her wearing anything but her uniform. even on her days off, she's still wearin thatshit. it's gross.
7. she's slow. very very very effin slow. say i'm taking care of business, or whatever and she can't even handle a small line. she's gotta talk to everygoddamn person about how her shoulder hurts or how she's gotta have surgery or how she's got the perfect strategy for winning the lottery or how she's old or dammit, i don't care. and i know that 99.99 percent of the customers don't care. just do your damn job and shut the hell up.

8. she farts. all the ****ing time. and doesn't even acknowledge that she blewass when i was squattin down dropping money in the safe. i swear to god, i felt like punchin a seventy year old woman. which is a horrible feeling, mind you, well kind of.

9. she's poor. an d talks about it all the time. listen lady, everyone's got money problems. no one cares that your boyfriend steals your checks. whatever. no one cares that you';ve written six hot checks this week. k, thnx

10. she's a liar and a bad one at that, but still lies to try and advance herself. she's the bitch that said the store looked awful one day, and that the boss lady that opened said the whole coffee area was dirty and not filled and that boss lady said that was unacceptable for having two people working till ten at nite. well, the story goes like this, boss lady said nothing. just an offhand comment about coffee creamer was empty. no big deal. this old bitch makes up this big story and then tells me some more **** that i have to do.


goddammit, i hate my life.

[CrossTheBreeze]

I really hate my grandma because....

1. she is a dumb bitch
2. she is a jesus freak
3. she uses the bathroom like ten times a day
4. she has an obnoxious nasty laugh
5. she is a dumb bitch
6. she is a fat ***
7. she tries to tell my mom how to parent her children when she was a completely fuked up mom to her kids
8. she complains about everything
9. she's old
10. she is a fat ***

oh yeah, and she is a dumb bitch

[badtaste]

People want to feel like they're somebody. I hate that.

[CrossTheBreeze]

People want to feel like they're somebody. I hate that.

x-plane plz

[-Listy-]

Cameron what do you think he would do if he somehow came across this thread?

he's probably standing behind you now :eek:

[Eliminator]

I hate everyone.

[Kayetan]

Yeah, I think I read about that in my history book freshman year.

[telemore]

what nic said

[Marc Johnson]

i hate this kid at school.

1: he's a douchebag
2: he's a douchebag


i didn't even copypaste that. that's how much i hate him.

[MattyBlade]

ok i just realized who i hate


the asian guy who own's the corner store by my work's stupid FOTB parents.

they keep trying to charge me 7.99 for a sub sandwhich that costs 2.99, I am sad because I have not seen the guy in a long time just his stupid parents and its so depressing because I really want a sub


GOD DAMNIT! IM SO MAD~!

[Kayetan]

Matt, I'm not asian and I don't own the corner store, so I don't know what you're talking about.

[MattyBlade]

I don't hate you I just didn't like being called colonel obvious, so i retorted with colonel cockfacious it's all good.

edit: If i did hate you i can't remember what it's for so i forgive you. you love me now.

[telemore]

EDIT: this is not an edit.

[MattyBlade]

oy it was a ninja edit :(

[telemore]

:upset:

[MattyBlade]

i cant rep u so just be happy and not upset

here's a little song i wrote, you might want to sing it note for note

Don't be a rudie
be a coolie

[Kayetan]

You need to rep me too for all the mental anguish I've experienced because of you.

[telemore]

i cant rep u either


lol

[MattyBlade]

You need to rep me too for all the mental anguish I've experienced because of you.

wtf r u talkin bout

[telemore]

colonel cockfacetious

[i am the robots]

That goddamned singer from Aiden

1. being untrained is NO excuse for sucking that bad.
2. being untrained is NO excuse for sucking that bad.
3. being untrained is NO excuse for sucking that bad.
4. being untrained is NO excuse for sucking that bad.
5. being untrained is NO excuse for sucking that bad.
6. being untrained is NO excuse for sucking that bad.
7. being untrained is NO excuse for sucking that bad.
8. being untrained is NO excuse for sucking that bad.
9. being untrained is NO excuse for sucking that bad.
10. being untrained is NO excuse for sucking that bad.

[MattyBlade]

wtf eleventeen u used to / still like korn dont judge so harsh

[telemore]

rofl

[i am the robots]

wtf eleventeen u used to / still like korn dont judge so harsh

dude. uncomparable. plus korn's singer has been taking lessons for a while, he just sings weird.

[static]

or he's bad. :-\



aiden sucks.

[Syncratic]

There's this girl in my Biology class who believes that she is entitled to anything and all compliments...and treats pretty much everybody like ****. She's in the school musical as a belly-dancer (it's like Egyptian themed or something) and she's incredibly pimply and has a bit of a gut. That'll be a comeuppance for sure.

[poopoogaypoonn]

arabs not cause their terriost just cause they smell strange.

[static]

does she have a pimply gut though?

[-Listy-]

A guy in my biology class a few years ago didn't know where butterflies came from.

Idiot.

[Pearldrumguy]

damn pearldrumguy...

[CrossTheBreeze]

A guy in my biology class a few years ago didn't know where butterflies came from.

Idiot.

well, mr. smarty pants, where do they come from?

[crazyjake19]

I don't really hate anybody...

[-Listy-]

well thats obvious :rolleyes:

bees.

[poopoogaypoonn]

^i hate you.
edit: to crazyjake, hate me back and well be hate buddies

[CrossTheBreeze]

well thats obvious :rolleyes:

bees.

I knew that I was just like testing you

[-Listy-]

yea sure you just needed the answer :cool:

[Syncratic]

does she have a pimply gut though?

She wears low-cut shirts and has a pimply chest, so probably.

We'll find out soon enough, I suppose.

[static]

oshi

[John Paul Harrison]

idk i find it hard to hate people

i mean once i was like "wow i hate that fat kid he's such a douche"

then i remembered he was fat. and thus i felt only compassion.

[static]

:lol:

[badtaste]

x-plane plz

Sorry for the late reply:

"People want to feel like they're somebody. I hate that." means people on this forum and in general life, they want to feel like they're important and that they're wanted. I guess it is natural, but to me, it's lame.

People love being called, people love having their name called out, people love being seen interacting with other people, people love to be paraded, etc...

[Boilermaker]

I hate everyone.

this guy.

he sux.

[Neoteric]

this guy.

he sux.agreed

[Happy]

This is about some guy from my school

1. He's so desperate around women and frequently gets "depressed" about it
2. He tries to hit on my girlfriend all the time
3. When he smacked some kid and gave them a black eye he got depressed (I wouldn't if I had managed to knock someone his size down)
4. He ignored everyone who was comforting him about it except my girlfriend then went on about how she was the only one there for him
5. Anything he's good at he quits. Like Rugby, to do Ju jitsu where he is hated by everyone
6. He doesn't get the message with girls and has asked my girlfriend out about 10 times before
7. He can't handle his drink and sulks in the corner after 2 pints
8. He thinks he's better than me at Final Fantasy.
9. Despite the fact he thinks he's friends with everyone, everyone hates him.

Yeah that's all I've got

[JumpTheF**kUp]

I hate neoteric.

Damn Scottish/Irish 14 year old.

Sif be cooler than me :(

[Boilermaker]

8. He thinks he's better than me at Final Fantasy.


THE BASTARD!!

[Happy]

THE BASTARD!!

I know :angry:

[Mr. Ron]

I hate the pope.

[badtaste]

I hate the pope.

10 reasons Mr Ron, 10 reasons.

[Hababi]

i hate nacho:

1) he's nacho
2) he tried to have his posts deleted
3) he was never cool enough to get super'd
4) Dimes don't make dollars
5) his esoteric music choices suck
6) he's nacho
7) chez
8) i don't like his avatar
9) he doesn't like Firefly
10) he's Nacho

[Boilermaker]

I hate Serenity

1. His user title thingy is corny.
2. He negged me once a long time ago.
3. His avatar is kinda fuzzy.
4. He hates DMD.
5. He once used three emoticons in one post.
6. His join date is prolly a lie.
7. He prolly hates me.
8. He sux.
9. I love him very much.
10. Firefly sux (never seen it.)

[superpeer]

My sister:

1. She thinks she's superawesome and talks about it all the time.
2. Yet calls me arrogant whenever I outsmart her, which is really easy.
3. She's a total fascist
4. Yet she's dating some pinhead from Macedonia.
5. She thinks she can feel the presence of ghosts and is not kidding
6. She often goes to bed at 9PM
7. She thinks her boyfriend and she are the most beautiful people ever.
8. She's in the shower for hours and has like 1000 things to put on her stupid face.
9. She wears so much perfume you can smell her from 100 metres away and her perfume could gas an entire people, it goes right to your brain.
10. She's 23 with a job and a boyfriend, still she lives at home, annoying me.
11. She comes home every goddamn day from work, walks into the door and starts talking immediately, interrupting everything. She talks about the most lame crap that happened to people we don't even ****ing know. She also talks about the funniest thing that happened at work today, which wouldn't be funny if you put a clown's nose on it and let it do tricks. Even my mom sighs all the way through her crap, yet she keeps on talking.
12. Basically what she does at work is pick up phones, yet she talks about it as if it's as exhausting as working in a mine and as difficult as rocket science.
13. She thinks she's really pretty, even though she has to wear 5 tons of make up every day, I'm surprised she doesn't fall over, probably because her head is empty.
14. She once took a marketing course, now she thinks she's an expert in everything remotely related to marketing. When I tell her she's full of ****, she calls me arrogant, which may be true, but she's still full of ****.
15. Whenever someone mentions a job, she says how good she would be at it. When I enquire why she's picking up the telephone in some crap company if she's so good at everything, she throws orange juice at me.
16. All she does is complain about the neighbours, she listens to them and makes up stories about their social life.
17. She's always complaining about cigarette smoke anywhere, while she smoked for years herself, menthol too, that crap smells worse than any normal cigarette.
18. Whenever someone mentions a black person she goes 'ewwww', she's listened to hip hop and r&b for years.
19. She pretended her Macedonian boyfriend was Italian.
20. She always says everything is my fault and says everything to my mom like a ****ing 5-year-old.
21. Nowadays she listens to Macedonian-Israelian-Hungarian-neo-palestinian R&B, hip hop folk whatever, by people so amazingly untalented that I'm sure they get **** thrown at them in their own countries. I don't know where she gets this crap from, it's really awful.
22. She thinks she can sing well, but she sings like a tonedeaf cat getting testicular surgery with a hammer.
23. Every day she says how she's going to quit her job.
24. She uses 'noob' in real life, but has no idea what it means or where it comes from.
25. She makes up the most pathetic jokes and nicknames for people.
26. She thinks that she can speak Italian, even though she just memorised a couple of lines.
27. She thinks she has tons of connections in the business world; she picks up phones in an electricity company. Unless she means in the whore business.
28. She was putting stuff on her face again and burned her eye lashes with something. Then she cried because she had no eye lashes, I laughed at her.
29. I own her a lot and she can only think of 'loser' or 'junkie' to retort with. Or sometimes 'I've achieved a lot more in my life', ignoring the fact that she's three years older and that she's a bitch.
30. She thinks she's really important to everyone, but she's a stupid whore.

I could go on.

[JumpTheF**kUp]

I can feel the love in this thread

[badtaste]

I can feel the love in this thread

Me too.

"Wear your grudge like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will or will not tolerate.
Desperate to control all and everything.
Unable to forgive your scarlet lettermen."

Hating is not nice. Don't be a hater. Heck, I dislike tonnes of people, but hating people brings you down to their level (sorta).

[JumpTheF**kUp]

I'm not saying I don't hate anyone. Hell, I hate everyone. I'm just saying, this thread is freakin hilarious.

And I was lol-ing at Jelle's hatred of his sister.


she sings like a tonedeaf cat getting testicular surgery with a hammer.

Kind of like Gwen Stefani AMIRITE?

:h5:! Anyone?

[sweboy]

Superqueer wins the thread.

[superpeer]

I hate you, gheyboy. :mad:

[sweboy]

:( But "queer" is a compliment these days, now after the queerification of the western world. Everyone who's something is queer - it's the new "hot right now".

[superpeer]

Oh, right. Okay then. Then I love you.

[Neoteric]

I hate neoteric.

Damn Scottish/Irish 14 year old.

Sif be cooler than me :(I am Scottish, not Irish

wtf

[Iskandar]

I am Irish, not Scottish

wtf
bleedin' catholics

[Neoteric]

I am atheist.

[JumpTheF**kUp]

I apologise Neo

Damn Scottish 14 y/o

Sif be cooler than me

[Iskandar]

I am atheist.
AN A-TIEST? HWERE IS IT?

[Nadinus]

I hate my ex-best-friend (these are all genuine reasons)

She would/did:
1. Laugh about things I'd said/done in front of guys to embarass me
2. Grass in my friend to her (my friend's) boyfriend then tell say that it was me
3. Arrange to do things with me then not even mention it on the day
4. Then not reply to my texts saying "what's happening"
5. Spend ages bumming me about how glad she was that we were friends, then piss off two minutes later with a load of guys (literally)
6. Call me a slut in front of people, then cheated on her bf a couple of hours later
7. Slept with 14 guys before she was 16
8. Not contact me for weeks, then phone me just because she needed something
9. I'd be out with her and then she'd meet other people and just go off with them
10. Steal from me
11. Lie about just about everything there is to lie about (no, really)
12. Become a completely different person depending on who we were with
13. Side with teachers, and turn against me, when we got in to issues/problems with them just to get in with them and look good
14. Expect me to support her in all her slutty/nasty/bitchy/stupid/crazy things she did
15. Then say to me "well it's your own fault" when it came to me getting in to a problem
16. Expect me to go out of my way to go see her, then wouldn't bother popping in when she was 10 minutes away from me

She is the one person in this world who I truely actually hate.

[samariah]

i honestly don't truely hate anyone but my roommate gets on my damn nerves.

1. im perfectly nice to her and she is a cold bitch in return
2. she is anal, uptight, etc
3. she is selfish
4. she thinks im evil
5. she hates all of my friends
6. she talks to herself and blasts the rent soundtrack all the time
7. when i talk to her she mostly ignores me
8. she acts perfectly nice and outgoing to her equally anal, goody too shoes friends
9. shes self righteous and thinks shes better than everyone else
10. shes a bit lazy

i also hate it when people tell me to turn off the music im listening to. ill put a cd in in the bathroom and somebody will replace it with country, christian rock, celine dion or the worst was britney spears.

[Mr. Black]

This guy I know:
1. He's such an unbelievable loser.
2. He talks about the worst things ever, EG- what it takes to become a dancer.
3. His family is so unbelievable obsessed with sport.
4. He's so unbelievable obsessed with me
5. He rubbed my leg in PE (Gym)
6. He sticks up for me when I have arguments with the rest of my friends about stupid things that don't mean anything cos we're joking around and he can't see that and thinks that it's serious.
7. He loves U2 so much.
8. I hate U2 so much.
9. He'll tell you a pointless joke/story, then tell you it again like the next day.
10. He can't take it when people rib him a little bit. It happens to everyone!

[Usurper Cameron]

my 2nd girlfriend

1. she is very unintelligent
2. she thinks acting loud and obnoxious = teh funniez and embarasses herself/used to embarass me
3. she cheated on me
4. i wasted 1 1/2 years dating her
5. she took up all my time/$$
6. she took up my drumming practice time in high school
7. she flipped out when i got better grades/test scores than her
8. she would hurt herself when we got in arguments so i wouldnt break up with her
9. she is a drunk
10. she is a slut now

yeah i dunno i guess i got one good lesson that is to never date a girl again

[Hababi]

Cameron, how old are you?

[Usurper Cameron]

why

[Hababi]

I'm just curious. I'm guessing 20.

[Usurper Cameron]

19 i turn 20 in september how old ar u

[Hababi]

19 i turn 20 in september how old ar u

Guess.

[Usurper Cameron]

i dunno like 16


yeah i probably seem like a bitter person i dont know basically i regret not doing stuff when i was younger

um i got into a two year relationship when i was 14 through 16 then the 1 1/2 year one 16 through 17

but yeah i dunno all the people i look up to have accomplished so much whern they have been so young i.e. mozart, charlie parker, tony williams, etc it drives me to depression thats why im such an asshole probably

[Mr. Black]

OH!

11. His Parents dominate his life.

[Usurper Cameron]

i dunno are you 20

[Boilermaker]

hai gice how old r i?

[Mr. Black]

I'm 14 :)

[MattyBlade]

My sister:

1. She thinks she's superawesome and talks about it all the time.
2. Yet calls me arrogant whenever I outsmart her, which is really easy.
3. She's a total fascist
4. Yet she's dating some pinhead from Macedonia.
5. She thinks she can feel the presence of ghosts and is not kidding
6. She often goes to bed at 9PM
7. She thinks her boyfriend and she are the most beautiful people ever.
8. She's in the shower for hours and has like 1000 things to put on her stupid face.
9. She wears so much perfume you can smell her from 100 metres away and her perfume could gas an entire people, it goes right to your brain.
10. She's 23 with a job and a boyfriend, still she lives at home, annoying me.
11. She comes home every goddamn day from work, walks into the door and starts talking immediately, interrupting everything. She talks about the most lame crap that happened to people we don't even ****ing know. She also talks about the funniest thing that happened at work today, which wouldn't be funny if you put a clown's nose on it and let it do tricks. Even my mom sighs all the way through her crap, yet she keeps on talking.
12. Basically what she does at work is pick up phones, yet she talks about it as if it's as exhausting as working in a mine and as difficult as rocket science.
13. She thinks she's really pretty, even though she has to wear 5 tons of make up every day, I'm surprised she doesn't fall over, probably because her head is empty.
14. She once took a marketing course, now she thinks she's an expert in everything remotely related to marketing. When I tell her she's full of ****, she calls me arrogant, which may be true, but she's still full of ****.
15. Whenever someone mentions a job, she says how good she would be at it. When I enquire why she's picking up the telephone in some crap company if she's so good at everything, she throws orange juice at me.
16. All she does is complain about the neighbours, she listens to them and makes up stories about their social life.
17. She's always complaining about cigarette smoke anywhere, while she smoked for years herself, menthol too, that crap smells worse than any normal cigarette.
18. Whenever someone mentions a black person she goes 'ewwww', she's listened to hip hop and r&b for years.
19. She pretended her Macedonian boyfriend was Italian.
20. She always says everything is my fault and says everything to my mom like a ****ing 5-year-old.
21. Nowadays she listens to Macedonian-Israelian-Hungarian-neo-palestinian R&B, hip hop folk whatever, by people so amazingly untalented that I'm sure they get **** thrown at them in their own countries. I don't know where she gets this crap from, it's really awful.
22. She thinks she can sing well, but she sings like a tonedeaf cat getting testicular surgery with a hammer.
23. Every day she says how she's going to quit her job.
24. She uses 'noob' in real life, but has no idea what it means or where it comes from.
25. She makes up the most pathetic jokes and nicknames for people.
26. She thinks that she can speak Italian, even though she just memorised a couple of lines.
27. She thinks she has tons of connections in the business world; she picks up phones in an electricity company. Unless she means in the whore business.
28. She was putting stuff on her face again and burned her eye lashes with something. Then she cried because she had no eye lashes, I laughed at her.
29. I own her a lot and she can only think of 'loser' or 'junkie' to retort with. Or sometimes 'I've achieved a lot more in my life', ignoring the fact that she's three years older and that she's a bitch.
30. She thinks she's really important to everyone, but she's a stupid whore.

I could go on.


is she down with space docking? if so pix pls

[Mr. Ron]

10 reasons Mr Ron, 10 reasons.

I am Mr. Ron, I don't need 10 reasons.




Well, I don't HATE her, but dislike her. My latest EX gf.

1) Twisted my words around to fit her arguments
2) Thought she was somehow more "cultured" than me because she read the classics, like Gone with the wind and To kill a mockingbird.
3) She had a false sense of "maturity" about her. She would always tout that she was VERY mature but her actions would prove otherwise.
4) She was boring
5) Her family was religious nuts.
6) She would ALWAYS agree with her sister, even though she was clearly wrong.
7) I did everything in the relationship while she reaped the benefits. Thats really my fault but I'm pissed all the same.
8) She would freak out of her mind if I called her a bitch if she was being mean (which happened often) but she seemed to be fine with calling me an asshole on a whim.
9) Her brothers were little bastards and she didn't do much to straighten them out when they were destroying things around her.
10) She would pull all kinds of guilt trips on me. Mr. Ron don't play that shi.


There is many, many, many more but I'm keeping it to 10.

[Hababi]

I am Mr. Ron, I don't need 10 reasons.

Ok, 10 reasons:

1) Mr Ron is an atheist
2) Mr Ron is turning into a communist
3) Mr Ron is a creepy screen name :o
4) Mr Ron Bergandy
5) Mr Ron has a Christian girlfriend who should be dating a fellow Christian, like say me, maybe
6) Mr Ron had a better screenname with Route 1
7) Mr Ron reminds me of BBBDD, who was a Ted Nugent fan
8) Mr Ron killed Elvis
9) Mr Ron told me there is no Santa
10) Pat Buchanon

[Mr. Ron]

Ok, 10 reasons:

1) Mr Ron is an atheist
2) Mr Ron is turning into a communist
3) Mr Ron is a creepy screen name :o
4) Mr Ron Bergandy
5) Mr Ron has a Christian girlfriend who should be dating a fellow Christian, like say me, maybe
6) Mr Ron had a better screenname with Route 1
7) Mr Ron reminds me of BBBDD, who was a Ted Nugent fan
8) Mr Ron killed Elvis
9) Mr Ron told me there is no Santa
10) Pat Buchanon
1) Nothing wrong with that, seeing as you're the delusional one.
2) Socialism is pretty different from Marxist ideology if you can read a book.
3) Um, how
4) Burgundy****
5) I dropped that bitch a month ago. You can have her.
6) Non issue
7) Ted is the man
8) Bitch deserved to die.
9) Seeing as you believe in god I don't see a difference.
10) Is a douche.

[MattyBlade]

mattyblade

1) he talks alot
2) has a big wang
3) big enough for 2 points
4) maybe even 3
5-9) let's make it 8
10) maybe he's just obnoxious

[Jon]

chris martin.
1. he makes awful music
2. he's a miserable bastard
3. he makes awful music
4. he's a miserable bastard
5. he makes awful music
6. he's a miserable bastard
7. he makes awful music
8. he's a miserable bastard
9. he makes awful music
10. he's a miserable bastard

[Hababi]

1) Nothing wrong with that, seeing as you're the delusional one.

Yeah wait till hell foo' :evil:


2) Socialism is pretty different from Marxist ideology if you can read a book.


Yeah but you're going to turn into fenwood


3) Um, how

It sounds like a child molester :\
"Come here little girl, Mr. Ron won't hurt you. You trust Mr. Ron, don't you?"


5) I dropped that bitch a month ago. You can have her.

Oh sweet.


7) Ted is the man

Oh man it's on, Ted Nugent is shallow **** rock :o

8) Bitch deserved to die.

Elvis never truly dies. He's gonna get you, sucka.

[Mr. Ron]

Yeah wait till hell foo' :evil:



Yeah but you're going to turn into fenwood



It sounds like a child molester :\
"Come here little girl, Mr. Ron won't hurt you. You trust Mr. Ron, don't you?"



Oh sweet.




Oh man it's on, Ted Nugent is shallow **** rock :o


Elvis never truly dies. He's gonna get you, sucka.

I hope I go to hell if there is one. All the boring people go to heaven.


HA. Oh no, don't worry about me. I won't ever be turning into fenwood.


Steve just jump into my van so we can discuss this over lollipops.


Have fun putting up with a total psycho.


Ted is the man because he shoots flaming arrows.

[Hababi]

Have fun putting up with a total psycho.


Ted is the man because he shoots flaming arrows.

Ohh do explain

And he's a flamer, for sure :D

[Usurper Cameron]

itt serenity eats up rons leftovers

[Mr. Ron]

Ohh do explain

And he's a flamer, for sure :D

Explain why she's crazy? Well, for one she's a woman.



I thought you'd be a supporter of ol' Ted. Seeing he's big on god and country.

[Hababi]

Explain why she's crazy? Well, for one she's a woman.



I thought you'd be a supporter of ol' Ted. Seeing he's big on god and country.

That doesn't do the trick, we need more information here. After all, shell's a woman...

He's big on guns, for sure. Don't know about god...

[Mr. Ron]

That doesn't do the trick, we need more information here. After all, shell's a woman...

He's big on guns, for sure. Don't know about god...

Nothing wrong with being armed. :smoke:


But yeah if you watch his show he's pretty big into praying and the like.

[Zmev]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVue_NIdHrw

wango ze tango!

[Hababi]

Nothing wrong with being armed. :smoke:


Blah, I can't come up with a good double entendre off that. Whoever does gets rep :(


But yeah if you watch his show he's pretty big into praying and the like.

That rather surprises me (both that he's into praying and that he has a show).

And I still want to know more about your girlfriend. How, besides merely being a female, is she psycho?

[Mr. Ron]

Blah, I can't come up with a good double entendre off that. Whoever does gets rep :(



That rather surprises me (both that he's into praying and that he has a show).

And I still want to know more about your girlfriend. How, besides merely being a female, is she psycho?

She was just a bitch. I don't know what else to say.

[ImusInTheMorning]

i honestly don't hate that many people, i think im a pretty understanding guy.

george bush though, i do hate that asshole.

[Hababi]

She was just a bitch. I don't know what else to say.

Well how? Disagreeable? Unfaithful (now that would be ironic)? Controlling? WHAT WHAT WHAT

[Mr. Ron]

Well how? Disagreeable? Unfaithful (now that would be ironic)? Controlling? WHAT WHAT WHAT

Man you're creepy.

[Hababi]

Man you're creepy.

No, I'm nosy. Your username is creepy.:smash:

[Mr. Ron]

I'm taking my lollipop back. Good day sir.

[Hababi]

I'm taking my lollipop back. Good day sir.

Too late, I already got to the core. Suck on a hard one, Mr. Ron!

[EightMilesHigh]

I don't like Wotan. That guy is ****ing creepy.

I don't like Serenity because he's a waspy idiot.

I don't like Tiger because there's few things worse than an internet tough guy. He has awful taste in music, and his gay little movies are ****ing retarded.

[Pastorius]

A girl called Megan, for one reason, which is a completely petty thing, but I am totally one to hold a grudge.

I kind of got along with her, and I made a bet with her that I could go to every lecture in a week. I didn't go to any as it transpires, so I owed her £10. It wasn't a real bet though, because we were both hammered when we made it. So I bought her a drink because I dunno, there was still a bet and I did lose but no way am I giving her a tenner.

So she goes to my mate and says "Bet you I can get Sam to give me the rest of the money just by touching him". My mate tells me this, and she comes up to me and is all draped over my shoulders going "Ssssaaaaaam can I have the rest of my tenner"

And I'm all "No."
"Pleeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeease?"
"No."

So yeah she's a total cunt who thinks I'm some cockmuncher who goes to pieces when a girl touches him.

So yeah, that's why I HATE Megan.

[Usurper Cameron]

i hate her too

**** her

[Nadinus]

A girl called Megan, for one reason, which is a completely petty thing, but I am totally one to hold a grudge.

I kind of got along with her, and I made a bet with her that I could go to every lecture in a week. I didn't go to any as it transpires, so I owed her £10. It wasn't a real bet though, because we were both hammered when we made it. So I bought her a drink because I dunno, there was still a bet and I did lose but no way am I giving her a tenner.

So she goes to my mate and says "Bet you I can get Sam to give me the rest of the money just by touching him". My mate tells me this, and she comes up to me and is all draped over my shoulders going "Ssssaaaaaam can I have the rest of my tenner"

And I'm all "No."
"Pleeeeeease?"
"No."
"Pleeeeeease?"
"No."

So yeah she's a total cunt who thinks I'm some cockmuncher who goes to pieces when a girl touches him.

So yeah, that's why I HATE Megan.

Lol girls are a bit slaggy like that. They attempt to exploit their sexuality then complain when guys try to take advantage of it.

[Dinosawesome]

White people who think they're black and black people who think they're white. I have no problem with races as long as you stick with what you were born with!!! :angry:

[Hababi]

#9 no I would **** Jewel Staite for sure


Ok then at least you have decent taste in women. You're no longer hated. But Mr Ron, you're on my list.

[Mr. Ron]

Ok then at least you have decent taste in women. You're no longer hated. But Mr Ron, you're on my list.

Oh shi run to teh mountainz!!1!!

[Hababi]

Oh shi run to teh mountainz!!1!!

and just keep on a' runnin', too.

[Mr. Ron]

What if I ride my bike

[Hababi]

No, then you're going to end up like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0PEIMGgKH4

[rosenheim]

i lived in an apartment with a 50+ yr old lesbian last semester for a couple months and hated her



that's so awesome!