Who Are The Katz Brothers?

[JohnXDoe]

I know Jungler is one. At least I think Jungler is one? Who is the other? I'm so unclear on some stuff around here. :(

Also Jungler and anyone else who uses Rhapsody leave your email here so I can send you playlists. I'm not sure how this works but I want to be sent playlists, too. it doesn't matter what. it can be Frank Sinatra, Frank Zappa, or disco hits of the '70's. i just want to be surprised and exposed to a bit more music. And this makes it easy. More of you cheap bastards need to sign up. Only $10.00 a month.

That's it for now.

[Channing]

Dan and Joe. They're brothers who use the same account.

[JohnXDoe]

That's great, Chan. Now who are Dan and Joe? And yeah, i'm serious. I'm just not very familiar with this and everytime I see "The Katz Bros" I can't make a connection.

[Jom]

They're brothers who use the same account.

JXD, this sentence isn't hard to decipher.

The Jungler is one (1) account used by two (2) people. They're twin brothers. When one reviews, the other proofreads it before it goes on the site.

When you read their reviews, look for "-Dan" or "-Joe" at the bottom of the review. That's who wrote it.

[JohnXDoe]

so....are they the same person? do we see them both? wtf....

[Jom]

so....are they the same person?

I can't tell if you're joking or if you're being stone-cold serious, because it could honestly be either one.

[JohnXDoe]

i'm being serious, jom, if i told you i'm not really aware of a lot of uses in this forum and at sputnik reviews you might be surprised, but its true. i have no idea of many. and as i was thinking of a way to ask Jungler for his email address i thought about this Katz Bros thing that i've been curious about.

[Eliminator]

they are jewish.

[Hep Kat]

What Chad said and Jom elaborated on.



I'm pretty sure Joe told me once that Dan does most of the posting around here. Or it could be the vice versa.

[Iluvatar]

I forget which one it is; its whichever is "Dying2Live738764986" on aim that posts mostly.

[Eliminator]

that is the coller kat bro

[Iluvatar]

Yeah he's the one who listens to most of the shitty indie they review.

[Eliminator]

hOt CrOsS

[Iluvatar]

Coincidence that the capital letters there make out the acronym for Origin of Symmetry by Muse?

Yes.

[Kyle]

actually, no.

OCOS is not an acronym for Origin of Summetry. But whatever.

[Eliminator]

http://incolor.inebraska.com/stuart/riders/jungler.jpg

[AlienEater]

is trustxdialect anything to do with the katz bros?

[Eliminator]

no, he's just a lame dude

[AlienEater]

oh ok

[Neoteric]

Someone explain to me what Rhapsody is.

[JohnXDoe]

ok i'm more confused then ever. can we get one of the principles in here, please? i may need some pix to settle this once and for all...
Someone explain to me what Rhapsody is.
Rhapsody is a music service like itunes but twice as good, at least.

[Kyle]

Seriously JXD, how can you not understand this?

Once upon a time there were 2 people, they also happened to be brothers. One day they decided to set up an account on Sputnik TOGETHER...as in 2 PEOPLE and 1 ACCOUNT. They both post on the same account, but despite being one user on Sputnik they are in fact 2 people in real life.

[Eliminator]

this is joe:

http://a24.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_8c552e286add449cb70ff8d769b06877.jpg

this is dan:

http://a424.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_31cccbce155a1317b146e4a5a4314b5f.jpg

[The Jungler]

Derek can't use Rhapsody, I'm pretty sure it's only for Americans.

Hi JXD.
Me (Joe) and my brother (Dan) both use this account. We both post reviews (in the manner that Jom described) and we both post on the forums and review site. On the one account. It's annoying, I know. We have nothing to do with TrustXDialect at all, are baptized Protestant (despite the name) and both listen to about the same amount of "poopty indie".

Dan is the only one who listens to Hot Cross and things like that though.

Dying2live8606 is Dan.

edit: thanks for clarifying Eliminator.

/looks for pic of you

[JohnXDoe]

Seriously JXD, how can you not understand this?

Once upon a time there were 2 people, they also happened to be brothers. One day they decided to set up an account on Sputnik TOGETHER...as in 2 PEOPLE and 1 ACCOUNT. They both post on the same account, but despite being one user on Sputnik they are in fact 2 people in real life.

oic. it was quite a mystery up to this point. quite odd, imo. so i never see a "kats bros" account post in the forums, just Jungler. so i thought they both had sepreate accounts as well and perhaps they posted on those, too. hence the "who are they part" because i thought maybe i was missing something here. other then my logic, that is....


EDIT: thanks guys (and Jungler) :wave:

[Neoteric]

Derek can't use Rhapsody, I'm pretty sure it's only for Americans.Crap. How is it only for Americans? And how does it know if I'm American anyway?

[Eliminator]

because america is better

[The Jungler]

I don't know, but I don't think it worked for Morrissey and Two Headed Boy.

[Neoteric]

Maybe it just didn't work for Canadians heh.

I'll try it though and see.

EDIT:

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[morrissey]

I don't know, but I don't think it worked for Morrissey and Two Headed Boy.

Yeah I really wanted it too. Right now I have a subscription to Napster, it's the only one I could find that worked in Canada. The music selection isn't perfect but it's still worth $10 (Canadian) a month. If/when rhapsody becomes available in Canada I will switch over, based on the raves I've heard from you guys.

[Sepstrup]

They should make a thread in which they explain their difference, what each of them likes to listen to etc. so we can start distinguishing :)

[Oddsen]

you're so out of it JXD :)

[Robert Crumb]

Really, I'm just glad we have another schizophrenic writing for the board. It gets so lonely here. Except when my brother comes...

[DFelon204409]

no, he's just a lame dude

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[DFelon204409]

Wow, Joe how does it feel to be the uglier Katz bro?

[The Jungler]

Wow, Joe how does it feel to be the uglier Katz bro?I don't know, but it feels pretty damn to good to be the better looking Katz bro.

To be fair, Joe thinks that is a bad picture of him.

[Iluvatar]

Joe is very very very skinny and awkward looking. Then again he is 15 so I mean eh.

[Channing]

I don't know what you guys are talking about. Joe is gorgeous.

[John Paul Harrison]

Well I guess the next logical question is how do you choose an avatar?

Is it like an every/other deal?

[The Jungler]

I (Joe) choose all the avatars.

except Dan chose that This Will Destroy You avatar.

[Liberi Fatali]

One mystery solved, yet another has taken its place.

The mystery you ask? How the hell did it take JXD that long to finally understand that both brothers use The Jungler as their account.

[JohnXDoe]

well Jom didn't edit his early explanation in until after i had read it the first time and missed the important part. and i sort of knew two people might be using one account but wasn't so sure, as there are lots of pranksters about. finally i knew one was Jungler but never saw a review by another. meaning i didn't know if another existed with a separate account. so i've been curious.

i blame the Katz Bros themselves for all my confusion. it's unnatural what they do, i tell 'ya.

[Dave de Sylvia]

Jom didn't edit any of his posts :confused:

[JohnXDoe]

yeah he edited this one:

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showpost.php?p=14196052&postcount=4

the first time i read it only the first line existed.

[Jom]

Who's schizophrenic now

[JohnXDoe]

sop :(

[Liberi Fatali]

i blame the Katz Bros themselves for all my confusion. it's unnatural what they do, i tell 'ya.
Yeah, I say we split their account and all their posts in half, Dan can be 'The' and Joe can be 'Jungler'.

But I fear this may lead to them posting in cryptic messages, with half the words missing.

[pulseczar]

Dan is definitely the romantic one, while Joe is more of a bad boy who you wouldn't wanna take home to mom. That's all you need to know really. Together their dynamic personalities and wacky hi jinx make for a great time!

[Kaleid]

:lol: You sound like you're reviewing them

[The Jungler]

Dan is definitely the romantic one, while Joe is more of a bad boy who you wouldn't wanna take home to mom. That's all you need to know really. Together their dynamic personalities and wacky hi jinx make for a great time!hi jinx ;)

[Bron-Yr-Aur]

After excessively studying the many nuances/quirks that make of what we know as the Jungler, I've come to the conclusion that Dan is a disposable pretty boy while Joe is a sensitive artist with lucid insights, particularly concerning Machiovelli and the Dark Ages.

[Jim]

No I think it's the hi jinx.

[Sepstrup]

How do you decide what to rate things?

[IsItLuck?]

If they disagree then it is settled by rock, paper, scissor.

[Sepstrup]

I've never been able to understand how paper beats rock...

[IsItLuck?]

Well it's titanium coated paper, and the rock is more like a pebble.

[AlienEater]

do you know what paper is?

[IsItLuck?]

do you know I was kidding?

[AlienEater]

yes

[TheMisterBungle]

I've never been able to understand how paper beats rock...

Me and my friend played rock paper scissors once and I did rock and he did paper. I punched him in the face and said "WHERE THE **** WAS YOUR PAPER ON THAT ONE."
Yeah...

[Neoteric]

Weirdo.

[TheMisterBungle]

:upset:

[Jom]

Me and my friend played rock paper scissors once and I did rock and he did paper. I punched him in the face and said "WHERE THE **** WAS YOUR PAPER ON THAT ONE."
Yeah...

sounds like a dane cook joke

[FlawedPerfection]

Dane Cook sucks.

[TheMisterBungle]

I did it before I had ever heard of Dane Cook.

BAM SUCKA'!

[Jom]

Dane Cook sucks.

i was going to originally write 'sounds like a ****ty dane cook joke' but then i realized that all of dane cook jokes are ****ty

also, never ever ever ever watch 'employee of the month,' as it's about an hour and fifty minutes too long

I did it before I had ever heard of Dane Cook.

yeah but you are arguably more ****ing annoying tbqh

[IsItLuck?]

dane cook is terribly overrated

[TheMisterBungle]

Yeah he is.


And Jom, thanks for the kind words. :thumb:

Edit - I'mma go play drums now. Bye

[JohnXDoe]

I've never been able to understand how paper beats rock...
paper "covers" rock