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Hababi
02-09-2007, 03:52 PM
The End, Sexymuffin and Jude have all said they would. Which would stand the best chance of winning?

Mr Ron already tried to fight me but I don't fight fair, I machine gunned him down.

And oh yeah the title's sake, do you want to fight me?

For that matter is there anyone on mx that you actually wish to violently confront?
Eliminator
02-09-2007, 03:54 PM
zero might throw a banana at you i dunno
Mr. Ron
02-09-2007, 03:54 PM
Sorry Steve but I'm made of rubber and you're made of glue. I think we can both see how this is going to end.
pulseczar
02-09-2007, 03:54 PM
I think anyone on mx could beat your *** and not be afraid of you tbh zero
Jude
02-09-2007, 03:55 PM
Why am I caps lock fury?

edit: oh wait cause one time I thought maybe plain English would be plainer to you if I put it all in caps but it wasn't

I'd kick your *** btw
Mr. Ron
02-09-2007, 03:55 PM
None, lol they got nothin' on zero



OH GOD I HOPE THATS NOT EBONICS.
Hababi
02-09-2007, 03:56 PM
Sorry Steve but I'm made of rubber and you're made of glue. I think we can both see how this is going to end.

Rubber's got nothin' on da machine gun
EightMilesHigh
02-09-2007, 03:56 PM
I never boast about fighting because I suck at it but I'm sure even I would take out because you are a WASPy little girly man.
TojesDolan
02-09-2007, 03:56 PM
I don't care, I'm up for any fight, even if I know I'll lose.
sexymuffin
02-09-2007, 03:57 PM
hey man

i wanna have a fight with you
EightMilesHigh
02-09-2007, 03:57 PM
Rubber's got nothin' on da machine gun

Listen to yourself. You sound like an eight year old kid play fighting in his backyard with toy guns.
Hababi
02-09-2007, 03:58 PM
I never boast about fighting because I suck at it but I'm sure even I would take out because you are a WASPy little girly man.

I do take some degree of pleasure in never having punched someone (out of anger) in my entire life. But that doesn't mean I can't go Royce Gracie on someone :skillz:


Listen to yourself. You sound like an eight year old kid play fighting in his backyard with toy guns.


Ok decide for yourself
Rubber:http://www.kardwell.com/images/craps-table-rail-rubber.jpg
Machine gun: http://www.pof.gov.pk/presentation-pics/SUB%20MACHINE%20GUN%20SMG%20PK-2.jpg

Which one wins?

Yeah I thought so.
Tiger
02-09-2007, 03:58 PM
Jagu.
Jude
02-09-2007, 03:59 PM
Zero where do you live

In PA right?

If you drive into Philly this summer we will box in public
asdf
02-09-2007, 04:00 PM
Well today I feel like fighting pretty much anyone in my path.

So sure. Bring it on, Steven.
Hababi
02-09-2007, 04:01 PM
Zero where do you live

In PA right?

If you drive into Philly this summer we will box in public

Box? Man mixed martial arts is the way to go. Boxing is just one dimensional:angry:
Kayetan
02-09-2007, 04:01 PM
probably not
Jude
02-09-2007, 04:01 PM
Box? Man mixed martial arts is the way to go. Boxing is just one dimensional:angry:

Alright so i can kick you in the nads too
Mr. Ron
02-09-2007, 04:03 PM
idk I just feel like posting this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk3rl3rH3Nk
Jude
02-09-2007, 04:03 PM
How about a knife fight

I will shank you so bad
Iskandar
02-09-2007, 04:04 PM
The End would blow you up, Sexymuffin would ... dunno, and Jude would just punch you in the side of the head, kick your unconscious body and mutter "mother****er."

Mr. Ron would definitely trash you since he's tall and well-built, so unless you are too....

I don't want to fight you but a confrontation of some kind would be interesting.
Hababi
02-09-2007, 04:04 PM
Alright so i can kick you in the nads too

Na man you go to kick, I grab the leg, trip you back on your other one, and twist you into a pretzel. Ding ding round one winner: Zero.

I don't want to fight you but a confrontation of some kind would be interesting.


Like what? :amaze:

Jude: which way would you hold the knife? Facing up or down?
sexymuffin
02-09-2007, 04:06 PM
Sexymuffin would ... dunno

wreck his punkass
DBoons Ghost
02-09-2007, 04:08 PM
I would hug everyone.
Kayetan
02-09-2007, 04:09 PM
I'd cordially shake your hand, DBoon, but I probably wouldn't hug you.
Mr. Ron
02-09-2007, 04:11 PM
I would hug everyone.

Awww thats sweet.
asdf
02-09-2007, 04:12 PM
I would hug everyone.
I gave you a rep hug. :)
Iskandar
02-09-2007, 04:12 PM
Like what? :amaze:
I don't know. Maybe a friendly game of Monopoly.
TojesDolan
02-09-2007, 04:13 PM
hey man

i wanna have a fight with you
sure
Hababi
02-09-2007, 04:16 PM
I don't know. Maybe a friendly game of Monopoly.
Haha I can imagine it now:

Dropper owns Waterworks
*Zero lands on waterworks*
Dropper: That's $20.
Zero: No silly the people own waterworks! We all own waterworks and all have access to it
DBoons Ghost
02-09-2007, 04:17 PM
I'd cordially shake your hand, DBoon, but I probably wouldn't hug you.

Aww why not? I'm a huggable dude. It might be weird, and there would be tension, but a hug between strange men who met on internets forums is something to behold.
DBoons Ghost
02-09-2007, 04:18 PM
Aww thanks asdf! rep hugs for everyone who melts in my arms!
Hababi
02-09-2007, 04:18 PM
Aww why not? I'm a huggable dude. It might be weird, and there would be tension, but a hug between strange men who met on internets forums is something to behold.

*pictures jaylink and Jared hugging*
Mr. Ron
02-09-2007, 04:18 PM
Hahaha


@Dboon
Iskandar
02-09-2007, 04:20 PM
Haha I can imagine it now:

Dropper owns Waterworks
*Zero lands on waterworks*
Dropper: That's $20.
Zero: No silly the people own waterworks! We all own waterworks and all have access to it
It wouldn't be like that at all! First of all, I wouldn't own Waterworks because that'd make me a class enemy. Also, we'd have abolished currency long ago.

I played a game of Communist Monopoly once, called "Comrades" ... the object is to buy housing and crappy Russian cars from the central planning authority. You can be a peasant, worker or Party member.
Kayetan
02-09-2007, 04:20 PM
Aww why not? I'm a huggable dude. It might be weird, and there would be tension, but a hug between strange men who met on internets forums is something to behold.
I guess you're right then, lol.
DBoons Ghost
02-09-2007, 04:21 PM
*pictures jaylink and Jared hugging*

I would hug Jaylink. Even if he were shirtless and had some mild sweaty mildew scent, and his body was greasy and slimy from just.. being.. sweaty.

Ewww... Actually, I think I just puked in my mouf a little.
Hababi
02-09-2007, 04:22 PM
Hahaha


@Dboon

:upset: I thought that was @ me :(


It wouldn't be like that at all! First of all, I wouldn't own Waterworks because that'd make me a class enemy. Also, we'd have abolished currency long ago.

I played a game of Communist Monopoly once, called "Comrades" ... the object is to buy housing and crappy Russian cars from the central planning authority. You can be a peasant, worker or Party member.

I won't be brainwashed by your Communist propaganda! We'll settle on Scrabble, nice and apolitical.


Ewww... Actually, I think I just puked in my mouf a little.


Oh good I'm not the only one.
DBoons Ghost
02-09-2007, 04:22 PM
Ron I can't rep you no more.

Makes me a sad panda. Stupid rep limits.

EDIT: Steve, you're a homophobe with your rep handshake crap, but I can't rep you no more either.

I'd give you a big sweaty beer stankin' man hug, and life you off the ground and give your feeble waspy butt cheeks a nice squeeze.
sexymuffin
02-09-2007, 04:25 PM
sure

you obviously don't listen to shellac
Mr. Ron
02-09-2007, 04:31 PM
you obviously don't listen to shellac

They are pretty good.
sexymuffin
02-09-2007, 04:32 PM
it is fight song

from 1000 hurts :D
Pariah
02-09-2007, 04:41 PM
Ron I can't rep you no more.

Makes me a sad panda. Stupid rep limits.

i gave him a little bit for you
Mr. Ron
02-09-2007, 04:42 PM
i gave him a little bit for you

Danke here's some repz for your troubles.
Iskandar
02-09-2007, 05:02 PM
I won't be brainwashed by your Communist propaganda! We'll settle on Scrabble, nice and apolitical.Until I put down "bourgeois" for 50 points.:o

Actually, I dislike Scrabble. I don't want to play a game based on a convulted and illogical orthography which I'd rather abolish more than anything.
Hababi
02-09-2007, 05:03 PM
Until I put down "bourgeois" for 50 points.:o

Actually, I dislike Scrabble. I don't want to play a game based on a convulted and illogical orthography which I'd rather abolish more than anything.

Eh...the biggest problem with scrabble is that it's rarely an exercise in vocabulary and more often a contest of who can spell the most three letter words or put s's on opportune bigger words :p

Ok, I challenge you to pool!
Iskandar
02-09-2007, 05:26 PM
Eh...the biggest problem with scrabble is that it's rarely an exercise in vocabulary and more often a contest of who can spell the most three letter words or put s's on opportune bigger words :p

Ok, I challenge you to pool!
Now that I can do. It's on!